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[01:56:35] Syndus 🫛 🫛 🫛 🫛 HOHOHO GREEN GIANT

[02:00:27] Syndus Crab battle

[02:03:52] Syndus Fags

[02:05:49] Syndus ComputerTech is the reason my parents used to hit me

[02:06:05] Syndus And also responsible for super aids

[02:06:24] Syndus And war in the middle east

[02:07:06] Syndus And the wnba

[02:07:44] Syndus And the Beegees

[02:08:09] Syndus Just all terrible things in the world

[02:14:33] Syndus I actually like nights on broadway

[02:14:37] Syndus Lol

[02:27:29] Syndus Been a while since I've seen a split

[02:27:39] Syndus Everyone ok?

[02:28:21] Syndus 7:03 PM <& herald> i doubt both sides are hubds - lol ik just imagining what it looks like for non

[02:29:52] Syndus Frickafruckafuckarickylake, stickaswordintothatsnake

[02:32:48] Syndus His cocain, her cocain, Michael Cain

[02:33:12] Syndus Ah batman

[02:33:37] Syndus Read that in his voice ^

[02:34:14] Syndus Actually, batman saying that is funny as well lol

[03:01:20] Syndus Big huuuuge Breen Beany Benus

[03:14:06] Syndus Dude, you guys sound like an old kids in the hall sketch

[03:14:09] Syndus Lol

[03:14:51] Syndus I just read all that

[03:16:26] Syndus CT, you're in time for urine time, it's time to put peepee in that coke

[03:16:36] Syndus Me chinese

[03:16:42] Syndus Me play joke

[03:16:57] Syndus Oh

[03:17:02] Syndus ....

[03:17:04] Syndus Um

[03:17:17] Syndus End3r, how's your sex life

[03:17:41] Syndus Oh hi

[03:17:46] Syndus Lol

[03:18:32] Syndus By beat, beats by dre

[03:18:50] Syndus Later

[03:19:16] Syndus Wof are you really Kathleen turner?

[03:25:30] Syndus Dump truck butt loads

[03:26:00] Syndus .yt big truck coal chamber

[03:26:07] Syndus Yes it is

[03:28:55] Syndus Are you Slobodan molosavich?

[03:31:08] Syndus The crest on birdman helmet!

[03:31:18] Syndus X the eliminator!

[03:31:28] Syndus TUBES

[03:32:15] Syndus I can't hear you could you speak into the machine

[03:32:25] Syndus Of Newbs!

[03:32:38] Syndus It's a series of newbs

[03:35:42] Syndus Si

[03:35:48] Syndus I like potatoes

[03:36:08] Syndus I LIKE CEREAL

[03:36:30] Syndus Bye daddy

[03:37:17] Syndus Hi daddy

[03:42:23] Syndus Hey anyone played legend of legaia?

[03:50:55] Syndus Phish, ct you guys should do the fusion wiener dance

[03:51:12] Syndus Weiner fusion hooooo

[03:51:42] Syndus Touch your tips at just the right angle and form or you'll end up with a mushroom cock

[03:51:49] Syndus All sad and ahit

[03:51:51] Syndus Shit

[03:52:09] Syndus With loose skin and old balls

[03:52:22] Syndus OLD SAGGY BALLS

[03:52:44] Syndus Prove it

[03:52:54] Syndus Fag

[03:53:07] Syndus Lol

[03:54:29] Syndus Is he related to stridex?

[03:54:51] Syndus Yeah

[04:00:14] Syndus Have you ever no idea that Stridex sounds like Strider. The teenage cousin from Pimpleton

[04:00:34] Syndus Just the word

[04:01:00] Syndus Noticed *

[04:03:42] Syndus I don't drink

[04:13:29] Syndus If you leave me now, you take away the biggest part of meeee ooooohohohhoooooo oh baby please don't go ooooh, woooooowoooooowoooooo

[04:14:13] Syndus It's supposed to

[04:14:26] Syndus You guys keep calling me butters, why fight it

[04:14:48] Syndus Yeah, I use hamster schtyle

[04:14:54] Syndus Schwaaaaa

[04:15:04] Syndus Schwifty fiiiiiive

[04:19:16] Syndus DomoArigato Mr MindFathro, DOMO domo

[04:20:42] Syndus May your almond activity sparkle the stars and beyond

[04:21:56] Syndus Kumool I think we need to activate...the machine

[04:22:48] Syndus Yes dear brother, the machine will bring us gravy through these mines for centuries to come. People need there gravy trains

[04:23:23] Syndus Skittles as well

[04:24:08] Syndus Sorry I had a baked potato and skittles after, earlier, and then was reading a dnd manual

[04:24:32] Syndus Plus I'm stoned talking like a wizard in my inner monologs

[04:24:56] Syndus Sprite?

[04:25:12] Syndus Yaaaaay

[04:26:02] Syndus Are you here to eviscerate the proletariat?

[04:26:09] Syndus !bang

[04:26:15] Syndus !reload

[04:26:29] Syndus !shop 5

[04:26:37] Syndus !shop 8

[04:26:50] Syndus !shop 10

[04:27:01] Syndus !shop 7

[04:29:01] Syndus !omgwtfbbq

[04:29:57] Syndus !mayonnaiseawholelotofcumonthissock

[04:30:41] Syndus Ya mon

[04:31:50] Syndus Chilliiiiiiiis baby back ribs

[04:31:57] Syndus BBQ saaaaaaaaauce

[04:32:26] Syndus Tortured baby crippled cow is delicious 😋

[04:33:04] Syndus !bang

[04:49:54] Syndus Oh baby baby oh baby baby choochoo come on ride it

[04:50:08] Syndus Yeah yeah

[04:50:24] Syndus Lol this song

[04:51:00] Syndus WHOOOOWHOOOOO

[04:51:54] Syndus It's about as old as the tootsie roll

[04:53:22] Syndus ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: does your mom let you watch the amine?

[04:53:52] Syndus Is that what she calls you?

[04:54:24] Syndus 80ish

[04:54:27] Syndus Y?

[04:55:21] Syndus What's your pictionary

[04:55:24] Syndus Lok

[04:55:29] Syndus Lol*

[05:18:41] Syndus Waddle this 🕶 😎

[05:18:45] Syndus !bang

[05:18:55] Syndus Fuck hold on, bad guy

[05:18:59] Syndus !reload

[05:19:02] Syndus Ok

[05:19:08] Syndus 😎

[05:19:18] Syndus Waddle this...

[05:19:21] Syndus !bang

[05:19:27] Syndus FUUUUCK

[05:19:35] Syndus Lol

[05:21:54] Syndus Just like beneath chuck Norris' beard hiding a fist 👊 and Horatio hiding 😎 behind 🕶 Behind every Syndus is...another Syndus

[05:22:17] Syndus Beware

[05:24:21] Syndus And beneath that is a boy with a heart aching to love....and beneath that is a possible rapist

[05:25:01] Syndus ...and beneath that is Fred savage

[05:25:22] Syndus Pocket full of shells bowowowow

[05:25:33] Syndus Eickwickabowow

[05:25:41] Syndus Come wit it noooow

[05:25:45] Syndus Uiuuuhn

[05:27:39] Syndus I am a pilot tooooo the stars

[05:27:57] Syndus With the monoon at my feet

[05:28:33] Syndus Light is weightless

[05:28:51] Syndus 🎶

[05:33:59] Syndus Shut up nerd

[05:34:06] Syndus Lol

[05:34:31] Syndus I need someone to pop my back

[05:34:51] Syndus That'd do it

[05:35:13] Syndus Or like a trash to fall back on

[05:35:34] Syndus Just like run up my spine with your hands

[05:35:44] Syndus On my stomach

[05:35:46] Syndus Irl

[05:35:50] Syndus I need that

[05:37:12] Syndus Gg

[05:37:30] Syndus Good glow on that j o crystal

[07:03:33] Syndus I can yodel in cursive

[07:04:14] Syndus I'm sexy, I'm a scholar, people like me

[07:05:12] Syndus I bet you're just as awesome

[07:05:31] Syndus Self esteem 🙃

[07:05:51] Syndus Thurgood

[07:06:08] Syndus Custodian

[07:06:18] Syndus Don't sell yourself short

[07:06:40] Syndus Loosen the irc

[07:06:51] Syndus Batten the gravy hatches

[07:07:12] Syndus Release the kraken!

[07:08:03] Syndus Ofc

[07:09:00] Syndus https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Age_of_Spiritual_Machines

[07:10:25] Syndus I like the wheel of time, the hobbit, silmarillion, lotr, fantasy whore, Sci fiction

[07:10:55] Syndus Shadow rising

[07:12:42] Syndus Oh neat hope you enjoy

[07:13:56] Syndus Baahajaja

[07:14:11] Syndus Plz tell me he read it before he passed away

[07:14:19] Syndus I would listen

[07:14:37] Syndus If that were read by the sir of pooh

[07:14:46] Syndus Forget his name

[07:15:07] Syndus So, is it be like bear 🐻

[07:15:10] Syndus ?

[07:15:32] Syndus Be one with the Pooh?

[07:17:16] Syndus Meanwhile in the legion of doom

[07:24:41] Syndus !bang

[07:24:45] Syndus !reload

[07:24:49] Syndus !bang

[07:30:02] Syndus !bang

[07:30:07] Syndus !bang

[07:31:04] Syndus !bang

[07:38:16] Syndus !bang

[07:38:24] Syndus !reload

[07:38:33] Syndus !shop 1

[08:08:29] Syndus !Bang

[08:08:36] Syndus !bang

[08:08:39] Syndus !reload

[08:08:43] Syndus !bang

[13:02:54] Syndus Guys, it's 6am. I had a dream that mr singles was trying to kill me lol

[13:03:08] Syndus Mr Pringles

[13:03:11] Syndus ****

[13:03:21] Syndus The shit on the chip tube

[13:03:28] Syndus That rhing

[13:03:35] Syndus He was chasing me

[13:03:51] Syndus I woke up all flustered XD

[13:04:11] Syndus Anyways, sorry

[13:24:11] Syndus Ahsoka I have a question

[13:24:29] Syndus One second

[13:25:22] Syndus Anyways

[13:25:24] Syndus Ahsoka

[13:26:54] Syndus Have you ever poured a bowl of cheerios and gotten a really long tube like cheerio

[13:27:28] Syndus No!

[13:27:36] Syndus Lol

[13:27:56] Syndus Hell be back

[13:28:00] Syndus See

[13:28:26] Syndus Frogorg wanna hear something funny

[13:28:49] Syndus Ealier I came on and told ct about the dream I woke up to

[13:29:06] Syndus The Pringle chip mascot was trying to kill me

[13:29:11] Syndus ....

[13:29:28] Syndus Lol better than the quaker oat guy

[13:29:59] Syndus I spent a lot of time watching rugrats as a kid, sorry

[13:31:50] Syndus Do wut

[13:32:00] Syndus Hks

[13:32:47] Syndus You know nothing, your thoughts are nothing.

[13:33:46] Syndus Piggybacking last nights conversation

[13:35:21] Syndus Lol

[13:39:00] Syndus Ok 5 left

[13:39:10] Syndus Wait no 4

[13:39:48] Syndus Playing ff12 ZA and I've only got a few monsters left to find

[14:18:48] Syndus Hks why are there so many be like pooh books

[14:19:13] Syndus Seems unnecessary

[14:19:41] Syndus https://www.amazon.ca/gp/aw/d/B0716RZ9B4/ref=tmm_aud_swatch_0?ie=UTF8&qid=&sr=

[14:21:38] Syndus Elbow deep

[14:22:52] Syndus Biscuit?

[14:23:06] Syndus Bibibibiscuit

[14:23:15] Syndus Biscoff

[14:23:25] Syndus It's made from fuckin cooooookies

[14:23:56] Syndus Calm those tits

[14:24:02] Syndus Think of the puppets

[14:24:12] Syndus Have you never seen that ct?

[14:24:46] Syndus .yt biscoff it's made from cookies

[14:24:56] Syndus ^^ ct

[14:27:45] Syndus Froggy, groggy, listen. We need to talk about the pile.

[14:32:23] Syndus Hey kid stop all the downloading

[14:32:30] Syndus I'm a computer

[14:32:48] Syndus Gi jooooooooe

[14:32:56] Syndus Help computer

[14:33:08] Syndus I did

[14:33:15] Syndus Cats

[14:33:18] Syndus Also

[14:33:28] Syndus Those jeans are cool

[14:34:08] Syndus Sounds like your gathering cats for a spell foxy

[14:34:23] Syndus Lol

[14:34:38] Syndus Neat

[14:34:59] Syndus Lol

[14:35:03] Syndus I wonder

[14:35:39] Syndus I think you live on cat boning territory

[14:35:50] Syndus And they get lost

[14:35:59] Syndus And smell other cats and food

[14:36:09] Syndus Mmhmm

[14:36:30] Syndus OoooooOOOOOooo

[14:36:54] Syndus Did he make it do a flip?

[14:37:04] Syndus !bang

[14:37:35] Syndus !shop 1

[15:10:24] Syndus I'm going to have a salad

[15:13:07] Syndus Don't tell me what to do. I'll put you on the salad.

[15:27:21] Syndus Yoko

[15:27:50] Syndus Harder

[15:28:30] Syndus Soon I will be human

[19:13:37] Syndus https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/R4pD5hep/1708110811366.gif

[19:15:54] Syndus https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/n1Yupacg/1708110924771.gif

[19:16:51] Syndus I played the old ultimas

[19:39:23] Syndus HelderHeid: you old enough to have once or still own floppys?

[20:05:16] Syndus I finally got the Magick Pot

[20:05:26] Syndus https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/QyJAyR0O/1000003070.png

[20:08:33] Syndus You never answered me HelderHeid

[20:10:24] Syndus !bang

[20:10:40] Syndus !reload

[20:11:08] Syndus !hotbutteredmuffins

[20:11:42] Syndus !inandaroundmymouth

[20:11:56] Syndus !andpossiblymylowerback

[20:12:09] Syndus !bang

[20:12:18] Syndus !reload

[20:12:45] Syndus Floppies

[20:12:53] Syndus Did you own them

[20:13:15] Syndus I mentioned the old ultimas

[20:14:39] Syndus Who's on first

[20:14:52] Syndus I don't know third base

[20:15:01] Syndus What?

[20:15:21] Syndus I was on a lot of ketamine

[20:15:28] Syndus Hee

[20:15:36] Syndus Shortarse!

[20:15:39] Syndus Hiya!

[20:42:54] Syndus https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/JbLm6z8L/1000003073.jpg

[20:44:23] Syndus https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/pFhFBVJk/1000003075.jpg

[20:45:03] Syndus What's this We shit, white boy?

[20:45:06] Syndus Lol

[20:45:50] Syndus Hey Mikoolo ever heard of red green?

[20:46:35] Syndus ^

[20:47:28] Syndus Well you k ow how ppl love BBC programs and all that, foxy, I'm reverse hopeful

[20:48:53] Syndus I met a transfer student once from Israel that had seen sifl and olly before

[20:49:50] Syndus I was Mikoolo once!

[20:50:04] Syndus Skinchanger

[20:50:44] Syndus Mikoolo, your thoughts are clown shoes

[20:52:02] Syndus I want to be Syndus! I called it first!

[20:53:36] Syndus I can be a lie detector, tell me anything, I'll show you

[20:54:12] Syndus I forgot my baby at a clinic once

[20:55:17] Syndus GrungeBarbie: can you imagine Christopher lambert trying to hit on you at a noisy bar? Highlander style?

[20:55:45] Syndus I am the arbiter of Arby's

[20:55:57] Syndus Eat fresh in spaaaaaace

[20:56:29] Syndus GrungeBarbie: yeah but I'm trying to imagine him with that voice

[20:56:39] Syndus Trying to bexy smexy

[20:57:04] Syndus Mortal kombat Raiden

[20:57:07] Syndus Movie

[20:57:11] Syndus Same voice

[20:57:15] Syndus Ya

[20:57:18] Syndus Ikr

[20:57:36] Syndus Now imagine him asking for a stall snog

[20:57:45] Syndus XD

[20:58:22] Syndus Be pretty tight ^

[20:58:47] Syndus "The prophecy says turn right in three miles"

[20:59:07] Syndus First time I've used the phrase

[20:59:16] Syndus But now I need to remember it

[21:00:17] Syndus Idgi

[21:00:42] Syndus I've never been horny enough to put up with the smell of piss and shit

[21:00:54] Syndus Thaaaaats naaaasty

[21:03:09] Syndus !bang

[21:03:17] Syndus Lol

[21:03:28] Syndus Sorry I uh misfired

[21:03:33] Syndus All over

[21:03:54] Syndus Well quit it!

[21:08:57] Syndus Glory holes 🕳

[21:09:11] Syndus Piss

[21:09:18] Syndus I missed it

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