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[10:23:56] Frogorg hi

[10:24:02] Frogorg ComputerTech ~

[10:27:46] Frogorg I'm going to Ikea today and I'm buying nothing!

[10:28:10] Frogorg aint' gonna support Mikoolo's economy

[10:28:15] Frogorg Mikoolo: maybe hot dogs

[10:28:34] Frogorg they are and that's what's making me suspicious

[10:29:20] Frogorg nah for real I'm considering an armchair with footstool or whatever it's called

[10:29:23] Frogorg and it will cost

[10:29:27] Frogorg .cc 1600 PLN to EUR

[10:29:37] Frogorg this much, so I want to give it a try first

[10:30:03] Frogorg though I've got one for

[10:30:08] Frogorg .cc 2500 PLN to EUR

[10:30:27] Frogorg but my sister has tested it and said it's great, so I used her recommendation

[10:31:13] Frogorg Mikoolo: it's an office chair, I sit on my ass in front of the computer 10+ hours, so I need a decent chair otherwise I'll spend it on a physio

[10:31:17] Frogorg Harzilein: yeah it is sort of cute

[10:32:00] Frogorg Mikoolo: also it's a company expense so I'll get 23% off

[10:32:16] Frogorg yes

[10:32:34] Frogorg nah it doesn't work that way

[10:32:44] Frogorg I pay it first, and then I deduce it off tax due

[10:34:18] Frogorg that sounds illegal

[10:35:34] Frogorg anyway, the 500 EUR chair arrives on March 7th and I can't stand waiting

[10:35:39] Frogorg it'll be such an upgrade, hopefully

[10:35:53] Frogorg coffee tables are on the way

[10:36:26] Frogorg n1: thanks for reminding me, I need to change my email literally everywhere

[10:37:21] Frogorg Mikoolo: no, unfortunately

[10:38:44] Frogorg hmm, should I shower before IKEA or after

[10:40:16] Frogorg before it is

[10:40:20] Frogorg ok, so I'm off to Ikea then

[10:40:22] Frogorg cya later

[12:19:05] Frogorg hi

[12:19:14] Frogorg ComputerTech ~

[12:19:16] Frogorg Herr h4

[12:19:43] Frogorg ComputerTech: careful so you don't get crushed

[12:19:45] Frogorg lol

[12:24:40] Frogorg there we go!

[12:24:45] Frogorg I've ordered an armchair

[12:24:56] Frogorg ComputerTech: based

[12:25:07] Frogorg h4: https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/aeleby-swivel-chair-gunnared-medium-gray-dark-gray-70569593/

[12:25:24] Frogorg it's a bit on the harder side, not really soft, but I like it that way

[12:25:50] Frogorg n1: I got it a bit cheaper, plus I had a giftcard

[12:25:59] Frogorg Mikoolo: oh I got a different chair for PC

[12:26:12] Frogorg Mikoolo: I went to Ikea to test it and it's perfect

[12:26:59] Frogorg also it rotates and has adjustable height so I can go in circles and sing 'YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND'

[12:27:29] Frogorg n1: I'll get felt thingies to put it under

[12:27:59] Frogorg Mikoolo: thanks I hate it

[12:28:38] Frogorg lol

[12:28:43] Frogorg no, I got a different one

[12:28:47] Frogorg I think I've posted it

[12:29:21] Frogorg I was considering a foot stool too, but there'll be an awful lot of things in my apartment

[12:29:39] Frogorg office chair, kneeling chair, armchair, sofa... that's too much

[12:30:27] Frogorg h4: I don't have a room for home gym unfortunately :(

[12:30:30] Frogorg just 44 square meters

[12:31:11] Frogorg but fortunately

[12:31:26] Frogorg with an armchair I'll have everything complete

[12:31:51] Frogorg interrogation space, masturbation room, crying corner, dying room

[12:32:54] Frogorg I'm not even kidding re: crying corner - I've had an assortment of pillows so I put them next to the computer and when I'm sick of working I lay down there and just stare blankly at the ceiling until I get a notification from MS Teams

[12:36:56] Frogorg thanks I'm taking that personally lol

[12:43:01] Frogorg I'm so fucking tired

[12:45:40] Frogorg well, CT is a better dev than me too

[13:00:18] Frogorg h4: I think yes

[13:13:13] Frogorg o

[13:30:04] Frogorg have fish and a rice cake

[13:31:40] Frogorg I'm on a bender and I was supposed to cook dinner but I'll probably order something

[13:32:14] Frogorg for now, neither

[13:32:18] Frogorg we'll see in the evening

[13:32:40] Frogorg hi foxy

[13:36:31] Frogorg I can't stand waiting until the March 2nd

[13:43:37] Frogorg irish666: I'm gonna get tests which are going to tell if I'm okay or if I'm not

[13:46:09] Frogorg found a computer virus written by ComputerTech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whl09IIG_S8

[13:48:00] Frogorg irish666: I have some attention problems and at this point nobody knows why, so I'm on sick leave and I was told to run some tests urgently

[13:48:55] Frogorg tomorrow I have a pre-test appointment where I'll be begging "please don't do the 'name 5 animals starting with B', there's no point doing that"

[14:29:27] Frogorg login: it's not a tumor, I've had brain MRI and it's clear

[14:39:35] Frogorg beer or Monster?

[14:42:19] Frogorg ok dear IRC: should I go for a Monster or for a beer, or for <redacted>?

[14:44:02] Frogorg hey do you want to hear a song in a foreign language?

[14:44:35] Frogorg irish666: nvm then you cheeky cunt

[14:45:28] Frogorg nvm I don't like version that's on YouTube

[14:45:31] Frogorg it sucks

[14:45:45] Frogorg have this as alternative: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZs_d9yT2Uw

[14:49:58] Frogorg ok, Monster it is, because beer will not let me escalate with <redacted>

[15:22:42] Frogorg h4: are you bringing this up again?

[15:25:30] Frogorg my friend offended me grossly

[15:26:17] Frogorg h4: I told him that I took a week of sick leave and he suggested that I stop being a contractor

[15:26:30] Frogorg he can shove it up his

[15:26:38] Frogorg h4: he already knows, I told him before

[15:26:50] Frogorg hi Hotties I'm pissed

[15:26:54] Frogorg how about you?

[15:28:31] Frogorg irish666: nah he's a good friend but he sometimes thinks he knows it all while he speaks pure bullshit

[15:28:55] Frogorg as Mela Koteluk would put it "Wszelkowiedzący bez praktyki telefonują na domowy, do Twoich skroni"

[15:29:58] Frogorg irish666: depends

[15:30:08] Frogorg what sort of question is that lol

[16:17:23] Frogorg irish666: unfortunately "not being retarded" is not a prerequisite for being a medical professional

[16:17:46] Frogorg good

[16:25:10] Frogorg I'm tired and bored

[16:28:32] Frogorg found myself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vm6PnuP24g

[16:30:36] Frogorg no

[16:31:35] Frogorg why?

[16:32:24] Frogorg I really don't

[16:32:29] Frogorg I'm very serious, I don't

[16:32:48] Frogorg at this point I'm not sure

[16:35:20] Frogorg I've got only 6 months, maybe 7 of consistent strength training behind my belt

[16:35:35] Frogorg before that, I've been very on and off because of uhhhhh, reasons

[16:37:12] Frogorg reasons which are fairly easy to guess lol

[17:39:27] Frogorg hi yournamehere

[18:22:04] Frogorg should I bake myself a cake?

[18:23:39] Frogorg or should I buy myself a cake?

[18:36:20] Frogorg Mikoolo: I'm on sick leave

[18:36:32] Frogorg I've got all the time to bake

[18:36:34] Frogorg h4: why?

[18:36:54] Frogorg Mikoolo: no

[18:36:57] Frogorg h4: and you didn't go!

[18:37:07] Frogorg lol

[18:37:12] Frogorg ok, makes sense

[18:37:43] Frogorg wof: tell him yourself

[18:41:37] Frogorg ok

[18:41:43] Frogorg I don't care

[18:42:19] Frogorg anyone has a right not to listen to me and that's fine

[19:17:26] Frogorg well

[19:17:32] Frogorg the good news is I have good friends

[19:18:38] Frogorg the bad news is basically everything else

[19:18:49] Frogorg rude!

[19:20:54] Frogorg hi foxy

[19:21:19] Frogorg so am I

[19:21:24] Frogorg but that might be due to [redacted]

[19:23:37] Frogorg no I wasn't

[19:23:40] Frogorg I'm Frogorg

[19:23:56] Frogorg an evil witch casted a curse on me so when I'm happy I lose 1000 USD

[19:24:34] Frogorg no, I just lose 1000 USD and get nothing in return

[19:24:41] Frogorg that's why it's the curse

[19:25:32] Frogorg nah fr it might have something to do with "flat and inappropriate affect"

[19:25:49] Frogorg Mikoolo: I have Revolut so it automatically converts :(

[19:27:37] Frogorg I'm not into findom, thanks

[19:28:32] Frogorg I know I'm just [redacted], don't worry

[19:30:09] Frogorg yournamehere: depends on how the Finn would be looking

[19:30:38] Frogorg are we talking he or she?

[19:30:54] Frogorg whatever it doesn't matter

[19:31:16] Frogorg yournamehere: would consider depending on their bench press PR

[19:32:42] Frogorg yes lol

[20:05:15] Frogorg lol

[20:05:48] Frogorg please don't

[20:06:11] Frogorg how the fuck is it 9 pm

[20:06:32] Frogorg so do I

[20:06:46] Frogorg .yt i touch myself

[20:06:57] Frogorg ^ make sure to send it to your crush

[20:08:46] Frogorg phonekait: oh it's SFW, the most NSFW part is "I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself"

[20:08:54] Frogorg oh!

[20:09:47] Frogorg there's also a perv version where kids choir sing that

[20:10:19] Frogorg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJkhWqXb7f8

[20:11:28] Frogorg I've just written on my Monster can "IDIOT JUICE" and I'm sipping it

[20:14:17] Frogorg I DON'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE

[20:14:41] Frogorg WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I SHARE MY MEMES FOLDER

[20:16:06] Frogorg deadly!

[20:16:21] Frogorg Fensta: it makes my heart go vroom vroom but it also makes my brain go vroom vroom

[20:16:59] Frogorg and although the fact that jellyfishes live without brain bring hope to millions of people, I like my brain being wrinkled and sort of functional

[20:17:53] Frogorg lettuce have beer

[20:18:40] Frogorg nice prinetr

[20:18:57] Frogorg it's HP after all

[20:19:03] Frogorg h4: third Monster?

[20:19:36] Frogorg h4: it's too far

[20:19:41] Frogorg the tap is 10 m away

[20:19:44] Frogorg the monster is on my desk

[20:20:06] Frogorg h4: only if they squat more than me

[20:20:25] Frogorg oh it's not about the amount

[20:20:29] Frogorg it's about the weight

[20:20:56] Frogorg phonekait: that sucks

[20:21:09] Frogorg phonekait: also tell them to get refurbed Brother next time

[20:22:07] Frogorg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A41PF4lUkrg

[20:23:16] Frogorg ok I'll get electrolytes instead of Monster

[20:24:22] Frogorg phonekait: never seen it, but we've got stuff like Powerade or Oshee

[20:25:04] Frogorg it's a Polish company so I guess you might not have heard of them

[20:25:20] Frogorg lol

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