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[09:16:03] Mikoolo Morning, GypsyBarbie. Sleep well.

[09:39:05] Mikoolo Nope that was a month ago, irish666.

[10:10:40] Mikoolo Damn it I love liqourice but I fucking hate liqourice poops.

[10:13:35] Mikoolo So, is your brother the default eejit, pankakes?

[10:14:05] Mikoolo So a retarded douchebag with weak anklebones, pankakes?

[10:16:55] Mikoolo Give him ComputerTech's phone number, pankakes.

[10:17:13] Mikoolo I know ComputerTech ain't well in the head, pankakes.

[10:17:21] Mikoolo You don't need to state the obvious.

[10:18:31] Mikoolo Theres a away to get him to calm down tho, pankakes.

[10:18:49] Mikoolo I had a class mate when I grew up who was a loudmout and adhd and all that.

[10:18:53] Mikoolo Really obnoxious.

[10:19:14] Mikoolo But after someone assaulted him under a bridge and broke his jaw in 3 places he calmed down.

[10:20:13] Mikoolo Call the kid "Coathanger Dodger" pankakes.

[10:21:31] Mikoolo Oh yeah. I am teaching my nephew manners when I'm in public with him, pankakes.

[10:21:59] Mikoolo Like when we got onto the bus for town I told him "Hey come back here. You need to be polite and say hi to the bus driver."

[10:22:06] Mikoolo 8, he turns 9.

[10:22:59] Mikoolo I quickly told the bus driver "Our schoolbus driver used to shout "GOOD MORNING X" if we didn't say good morning to him."

[10:24:25] Mikoolo This is a chinese pizza, pankakes.

[10:24:37] Mikoolo Instant ramen on a frozen pizza, pankakes.

[10:25:11] Mikoolo Vegans and lactoseracists, pankakes. They hate cheese.

[10:25:36] Mikoolo Heres a nice chinese pizza, pankakes. https://mccormick.widen.net/content/cwns9470zn/original/Ramen_Skillet_Pizza_800x800.jpg

[10:26:32] Mikoolo Theres no such thing as salmon steak, ComputerTech.

[10:26:49] Mikoolo lol no

[10:26:59] Mikoolo Fish does not have "steak" parts in the butchers diagram.

[10:28:06] Mikoolo Not even hot dogs, Frogorg?

[10:28:24] Mikoolo Are they dirt cheap there?

[10:28:30] Mikoolo .cc 5 sek to pln

[10:28:39] Mikoolo For 1 hot dog last time I was at ikea.

[10:29:51] Mikoolo Always decide chairs by using your butt.

[10:30:31] Mikoolo Thats a lot for a fucking chair.

[10:30:59] Mikoolo .t groshny

[10:32:13] Mikoolo Ah the tax thingy?

[10:32:25] Mikoolo But you'd have to pay it later iirc.

[10:33:12] Mikoolo Oh yeah.

[10:33:14] Mikoolo moms

[10:33:18] Mikoolo .t sv en moms

[10:34:04] Mikoolo Grandpa used to buy stuff in finland, have them remove vat at the store then write it off a second time in sweden.

[10:34:10] Mikoolo So he got the vat removed twice.

[10:34:31] Mikoolo It's only illegal if he got caught.

[10:37:02] Mikoolo Are you getting big-chad@frog.org as new company email, Frogorg?

[10:42:49] Mikoolo .w

[10:42:57] Mikoolo Go!

[10:43:00] Mikoolo Be happy!

[10:43:47] Mikoolo This is nothing.

[10:43:48] Mikoolo This is nice.

[10:44:16] Mikoolo We had -38c last month, n1.

[10:44:36] Mikoolo Homeless people got shelters.

[11:08:27] Mikoolo No

[11:08:49] Mikoolo I should put it on ignore again.

[11:09:02] Mikoolo Rarely that anyone usefull writes from that side.

[11:09:41] Mikoolo It felt like I was having a stroke when I read what that crystalretard wrote.

[11:10:52] Mikoolo Do you know why ComputerTech has the relaychat, h4? Because he's a noob at multichannel chatting.

[11:11:46] Mikoolo So, do you get botnet vibes from those two recent joins, h4?

[11:13:31] Mikoolo I started watching The Expanse, h4.

[11:15:24] Mikoolo Hello

[11:16:37] Mikoolo He loves you more than anyone else in here.

[12:25:23] Mikoolo Please herr Frogorg. Do not call ComputerTech based. He'll think he's actually based when you do that.

[12:25:49] Mikoolo Thats not a chair I would recommend for using at the pc.

[12:26:01] Mikoolo And imo the backrest is too low. Doesn't seem to be any support for the neck.

[12:26:47] Mikoolo You should have seen the office chair we found at currys, uk furniture store, Frogorg.

[12:27:49] Mikoolo Frogorg I love the look of this one. https://www.currys.co.uk/products/teknik-chairman-fabric-tilting-executive-chair-grey-10211160.html

[12:28:20] Mikoolo It looks like something a grandpa would sit on.

[12:36:31] Mikoolo h4, why are you one of the few people with uni education that seems well adjusted on rizon?

[12:37:20] Mikoolo Theres a *an** in a different channel thats a complete weirdo, amirite Ice`?

[12:38:15] Mikoolo So the other uni educated people are uneducated fucks, h4?

[12:38:53] Mikoolo Gender science

[12:39:07] Mikoolo Arts degree.

[12:39:49] Mikoolo What happens to your bachelors degree if you get a gf/bf?

[12:40:13] Mikoolo But you're no longer a bachelor.

[12:41:32] Mikoolo s/might/will

[12:43:01] Mikoolo Well, to ComputerTech's credit he is a better software developer than I am. But thats also like saying a pig got better eyesight than I coz it has 2 working eyes.

[14:15:31] Mikoolo ComputerTech, look at the quit message and you'll see it's a ping timeout. I doubt BobbyDrake is actually here right now, just that their internet connection failed.

[14:15:57] Mikoolo It makes you look dumb.

[14:16:12] Mikoolo I am a bot, n1.

[14:16:37] Mikoolo I was created by [Redacted] to be a chat bot.

[14:17:05] Mikoolo n1: 418

[14:17:49] Mikoolo It means it's a rizon bot.

[14:17:56] Mikoolo Not, as an example. ComputerTech's bot.

[14:18:26] Mikoolo This bot has detected that n1 is ESL.

[14:18:47] Mikoolo English Second Language

[14:19:08] Mikoolo May I inquire what your first and second languages are, n1?

[14:19:32] Mikoolo Good. You're not a little pink then.

[14:19:51] Mikoolo No

[14:19:58] Mikoolo .u little pink

[14:20:04] Mikoolo There, nr 1, n1.

[14:20:47] Mikoolo n1, I could have been in Brno last year if I had paid attention.

[14:21:00] Mikoolo Frank Klepacki and the Tiberian Sons were playing live there.

[14:21:19] Mikoolo .yt Frank Klepacki Hell March Brno

[14:21:54] Mikoolo Do .Mikooloplzkickme n1

[14:22:17] Mikoolo :<

[14:23:25] Mikoolo Fyi, n1. We're a bunch of abusive people in here so I recommend not repeatingly spam various cmds to see what happens.

[14:24:22] Mikoolo Check rizons wiki for internets commands.

[15:37:00] Mikoolo Only Jersey devils can buy into companies in New Jersey.

[15:43:05] Mikoolo s/clerical/sphincter

[15:51:51] Mikoolo If you want a similar game but different, theres Moonlighter, h4.

[15:52:14] Mikoolo You run a store and sell stuff you find in dungeons, h4.

[18:00:59] Mikoolo My neighbour is doing the 6 legged beast rigth now.

[18:27:46] Mikoolo Do you got leftover time to spend on baking a cake Frogorg?

[18:31:53] Mikoolo no

[18:32:01] Mikoolo Swiss was neutral.

[18:32:05] Mikoolo Well, "neutral".

[18:32:45] Mikoolo Theres 2 countries I would never want to invade if I was russia, wof. Switzerland and Norway.

[18:33:07] Mikoolo Switzerland is like a swiss cheese when it comes to bunkers, military mountain tunnels and cannons.

[18:33:23] Mikoolo Norway is like, hard, not as hard as Switzerland but damn hard to invade.

[18:35:38] Mikoolo Have you played the remake for Mafia 1, Fensta?

[18:36:31] Mikoolo rest, Frogorg.

[18:36:42] Mikoolo Crawl into bed and watch movies, tv-shows or anime, Frogorg.

[18:37:30] Mikoolo Ok lets game wof. Say a number between 1 and 6.

[18:37:33] Mikoolo .dice

[18:37:53] Mikoolo .dice 6

[18:38:14] Mikoolo Next number will be 3!

[18:38:17] Mikoolo .dice 6

[18:38:30] Mikoolo The remake is good, Fensta.

[18:38:36] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/3a5cqV8PUQs

[18:39:12] Mikoolo It has some modernized mechanics but it's a great remake.

[18:39:51] Mikoolo pankakes !

[18:40:02] Mikoolo PANKAKES ! https://youtu.be/5JEOSl_JNzg

[18:41:10] Mikoolo They are in the remake, h4.

[18:41:18] Mikoolo And tram is right.

[18:41:49] Mikoolo They don't have you on ignore, wof.

[18:42:39] Mikoolo Oh yeah. wez is the strayan.

[18:42:50] Mikoolo I was about to link this to you wof. https://i.imgur.com/7dfS4dD.jpeg

[18:42:56] Mikoolo But you get it anyway.

[18:42:59] Mikoolo Despite not being strayan.

[18:45:33] Mikoolo You want potato blight in france, Ice`?

[18:46:05] Mikoolo Mildiou de la pomme de terre

[18:46:08] Mikoolo In french, Ice`.

[18:46:58] Mikoolo It caused "Grande famine irlandaise" Ice`.

[18:47:22] Mikoolo banging pankakes brings the potato blight to france, Ice`.

[18:57:27] Mikoolo The day russia uses nukes is the day Putin doesn't want to leave a glorious legacy behind himself, Ice`.

[18:58:18] Mikoolo Everyone will turn on russia the day they use a nuke, Ice`.

[19:00:16] Mikoolo Who is that?

[19:03:07] Mikoolo Damn, his current wife is cute, h4.

[19:03:14] Mikoolo 43 year old south korean woman.

[19:03:18] Mikoolo And he's 70+.

[19:05:23] Mikoolo Thought she was north korean first when I saw the name, h4. Wouldn't have been a surprise considering what you said about him.

[19:05:40] Mikoolo A north korean slave wife given to him by the Kim's.

[19:23:30] Mikoolo He's been happy today, foxy. That makes him tired.

[19:25:35] Mikoolo Just never carry any USD on you, Frogorg. exchange them all for euros.

[19:25:38] Mikoolo Problem solved!

[19:26:05] Mikoolo Throw away revolut and get a different service.

[19:39:06] Mikoolo Oh yeah I was supposed to put tr on ignore.

[19:39:15] Mikoolo There.

[19:39:33] Mikoolo Only sane person on that side is phish.

[19:39:53] Mikoolo But it's a small cost for not seeing any retarded spammer or other such thing.

[19:51:54] Mikoolo Evening waz.

[21:24:00] Mikoolo I clicked that. It brought me to some weird login page.

[21:24:42] Mikoolo Note to self. Don't click on wof's tinyurl links, they are disappointing.

[21:24:46] Mikoolo Nite deadly.

[21:25:27] Mikoolo I should head to bed too. Gonna go to the garbage dump with a friend and help him throw stuff tomorrow.

[21:47:15] Mikoolo pankakes https://youtu.be/5JEOSl_JNzg

[21:47:24] Mikoolo Guess the name of these 17 different potatos challenge!

[21:56:49] Mikoolo So, TheFatherMind. Have you taken your wife to a fare yet and had her eat all kinds of deepfried stuff that shouldn't have been deepfried like Snickers?

[21:59:07] Mikoolo Force her.

[21:59:31] Mikoolo Make her gain 50lbs from fare food, TheFatherMind.

[22:03:54] Mikoolo .w

[22:04:09] Mikoolo TheFatherMind, tempura veggies are good for your health.

[22:04:55] Mikoolo Nothing screams healthy as deepfried battered aspargus and such.

[22:05:30] Mikoolo Deepfried battered turnip.

[22:08:37] Mikoolo Could be worse, pankakes. You could have met ComputerTech instead for wof.

[22:09:23] Mikoolo ARRIBA ARRIBA! AY CARAMBA!

[22:11:30] Mikoolo Here, I found a white man for you, pankakes. https://i.imgur.com/cww2IHC.jpeg

[22:12:44] Mikoolo Tell them "I thought you ment D'n'D parties!"

[22:13:09] Mikoolo Dungeons and Dragons, wof.

[22:13:29] Mikoolo But I guess you're going to throw a gay party since you think of dick, wof.

[22:13:54] Mikoolo Also, I'm off to bed.

[22:13:57] Mikoolo Nite everyone!

[22:18:06] Mikoolo You're doing it wrong, TheFatherMind.

[22:18:15] Mikoolo Try now, TheFatherMind.

[22:18:22] Mikoolo 5

[22:18:24] Mikoolo 4

[22:18:26] Mikoolo 3

[22:18:28] Mikoolo 2

[22:18:31] Mikoolo 1

[22:18:59] Mikoolo You didn't kick him so someone had to be kicked.

[22:19:06] Mikoolo I was even counting down.

[22:19:35] Mikoolo Wait, did syndus get himself klined?

[22:20:10] Mikoolo Here TheFatherMind as celebration for syndus's stupidity, you get to kick me.

[22:20:26] Mikoolo DO IT THEFATHERMIND!

[22:20:36] Mikoolo OR I WILL BE COUNTING DOWN AGAIN!

[22:20:51] Mikoolo TheFatherMind 5

[22:20:54] Mikoolo TheFatherMind 4

[22:20:57] Mikoolo TheFatherMind 3

[22:21:00] Mikoolo TheFatherMind 2

[22:21:04] Mikoolo TheFatherMind 1

[22:21:12] Mikoolo Wait

[22:21:31] Mikoolo I tried to kick myself but couldn't with /kick coz I was deopped.

[22:21:49] Mikoolo Yeah

[22:21:54] Mikoolo But it ain't the same now.

[22:22:04] Mikoolo Anyway off to bed.

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