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[07:45:45] pankakes >.>

[08:01:06] pankakes Yo don’t blame me , I’m not taking sides on this m

[08:01:11] pankakes i like you both

[08:01:25] pankakes woah , 2024 pankakes was nice

[08:01:30] pankakes then you changed it

[08:02:00] pankakes <3

[08:02:25] pankakes lol

[08:02:39] pankakes Cause has vagina

[08:02:49] pankakes vaginas need op

[08:03:25] pankakes Wrong one lolol

[08:03:32] pankakes Lololol

[08:06:04] pankakes Stop flipping tables ffs

[08:07:51] pankakes I need coffee and a neck massage

[08:07:57] pankakes yall stressing me out

[08:14:56] pankakes !bang

[08:18:14] pankakes :D

[08:22:10] pankakes Gdi

[08:22:30] pankakes You wish

[08:23:23] pankakes If I had a dick I’d definitely slap your face with it

[08:27:06] pankakes !bang

[08:27:10] pankakes !bang

[09:30:27] pankakes Calm down

[09:30:31] pankakes It’s Monday

[09:52:26] pankakes irish666 amazing as always

[09:52:31] pankakes how’s the knee after the run?

[09:55:45] pankakes when I was younger I hit a girl with a sledgehammer

[09:56:03] pankakes I got in a lot of trouble

[09:56:07] pankakes still don’t regret it

[09:56:21] pankakes I think she was giving me dirty looks

[09:56:27] pankakes I can’t remember tbh

[09:56:38] pankakes she lived around the corner and I ffucking hated her

[09:56:50] pankakes so I went to the shed and got the sledgehammer and hit her over the head

[09:57:25] pankakes Ran home and the ambulance came

[09:57:37] pankakes Yeah she had a huge head

[09:57:41] pankakes She was grand

[09:57:59] pankakes I was a very unruly child tbh

[09:58:10] pankakes I was in fights most days

[09:58:29] pankakes a pikey tried steal my brothers trainers

[09:58:34] pankakes so I held a knife to his throat

[09:58:51] pankakes and he was crying that I tore his leather jacket

[09:59:10] pankakes I got expelled from school twice for fighting

[09:59:35] pankakes little pieball bastard scared the fuck out of my brother

[10:00:00] pankakes My dad sold swapped them our sofas for £30 once for cans

[10:00:14] pankakes so when my mum came back from work we had no sofas

[10:00:42] pankakes And yes they do sell carpets and if you say you don’t need one they say “do you need anything else I can get it in 30 mins”

[10:01:14] pankakes rofl they love when you call them knackers

[10:01:28] pankakes I dragged one into my mams kitchen once

[10:01:37] pankakes and her bf was shouting “she’s gonna kill him” rofl

[10:01:52] pankakes He knocked on the door and said “send your brother out so I can kick the shit out of him”

[10:02:09] pankakes so i dragged him into the kitchen and opened the cutlery drawer to grab a knife

[10:02:17] pankakes but the little cunt ran back out the door

[10:02:29] pankakes Growing up in da hood yo

[10:02:33] pankakes good ole fassaore

[10:02:39] pankakes fassaroe too

[10:02:46] pankakes Lololol

[10:02:59] pankakes They’re fucking rats

[10:03:13] pankakes we used to just kick the shit out of them for the craic

[10:03:23] pankakes and stutter at them when they tried to say shit to us

[10:03:39] pankakes IM JOES PADDY AND IM GONNA KILL YA

[10:04:01] pankakes Ah stop the Irish ones

[10:04:13] pankakes sitting in me mas house now

[10:04:20] pankakes and a horse will just walk by

[10:04:30] pankakes and she lives in a housing estate not the country

[10:04:39] pankakes bray has enough of their own homegrown ones

[10:04:49] pankakes IM CASH MOOREHOUSE AND IM GONNA STAB YE

[10:04:54] pankakes Go way cash will ya

[10:04:58] pankakes go back to school

[10:05:29] pankakes Yeah in bray

[10:05:42] pankakes No it’s not

[10:05:49] pankakes the seafront bars are fun as fuck

[10:05:53] pankakes But It’s rough now

[10:05:59] pankakes you not from bray you’re getting shot

[10:06:02] pankakes fuck so bad

[10:06:12] pankakes the Dublin gangland has expanded down the coast

[10:06:21] pankakes they have guns now tho

[10:06:28] pankakes it’s not just crowbars anymore

[10:06:30] pankakes They’re shooting

[10:06:36] pankakes the air show still happens tho

[10:06:49] pankakes Like anyone would say shit to her

[10:07:01] pankakes she would take the gun out of your hand and beat you with it

[10:07:04] pankakes rofl

[10:07:05] pankakes yes

[10:07:07] pankakes he does

[10:07:08] pankakes lmfao

[10:07:17] pankakes and she’s still a baldy fag

[10:07:21] pankakes hes the fire Marshall

[10:07:27] pankakes and the nightclub dj ….

[10:07:34] pankakes Yeah

[10:07:35] pankakes don’t ask

[10:07:41] pankakes he’s off his face on coke 24/7

[10:08:03] pankakes It’s all run and owned by the Duggans

[10:08:08] pankakes who own the bars there

[10:08:17] pankakes No Duggan does

[10:08:19] pankakes I mean

[10:08:21] pankakes wanker

[10:08:25] pankakes plastic gangster

[10:08:28] pankakes No

[10:08:40] pankakes Sec I’ll txt me ma

[10:09:19] pankakes She threw him out of the hotel a few times

[10:09:24] pankakes for annoying her

[10:11:28] pankakes She replied “that Gregg cunt”

[10:11:29] pankakes rofl

[10:11:37] pankakes Fucking knob

[10:11:49] pankakes she tried to feel up my auntie so she barred him

[10:11:52] pankakes He*

[10:12:23] pankakes Ofc he did

[10:12:28] pankakes He’s a knob

[10:12:48] pankakes We used to take the piss out of him when he walked into the hotel like he owned it

[10:13:13] pankakes my brother always used to say “ah here comes the spare eejit now”

[10:13:31] pankakes He works for the professional help…

[10:13:51] pankakes My brother is like … Connor McGregor

[10:13:54] pankakes but bigger

[10:13:58] pankakes same mouthy bullshit

[10:14:10] pankakes Sounds and talks as much shit as him

[10:14:15] pankakes dunno about the ankles but

[10:14:19] pankakes the rest pretty much

[10:14:21] pankakes funny tho

[10:14:27] pankakes he could take the piss out of a wall

[10:14:43] pankakes We just ignore him

[10:14:59] pankakes he came to Christmas a few years ago wearing all red “make American great again” stuff

[10:15:00] pankakes cap

[10:15:02] pankakes T-shirt

[10:15:03] pankakes the lot

[10:15:20] pankakes zero fucks, if he thinks it will annoy you

[10:15:22] pankakes he will do it

[10:15:41] pankakes he is always whinging that when he was little all he wanted for Christmas was a “mr frosty”

[10:15:45] pankakes so I got him one as a joke

[10:15:49] pankakes and he fucking loved it

[10:15:55] pankakes didn’t even realise it was a joke

[10:16:17] pankakes Mikoolo it doesn’t work he still doesn’t stfu

[10:16:28] pankakes my mam removes him from our WhatsApp groups and blocks him

[10:16:35] pankakes and he just uses a different app or number

[10:16:41] pankakes to send annoying gifs

[10:16:56] pankakes Or videos of him hoovering in his underwear

[10:17:01] pankakes nah he’s not well in the head

[10:17:06] pankakes the chap is gone

[10:17:15] pankakes My ma rang him for hash last week

[10:17:20] pankakes and she was being discreet

[10:17:26] pankakes and he’s shouting down the phone - while in work

[10:17:33] pankakes YEAH NO BOTHER MA ILL GET THAT HASH FOR YA

[10:17:43] pankakes in a kitchen full of staff

[10:17:54] pankakes he’s not a dealer

[10:17:57] pankakes he’s a chef

[10:18:02] pankakes he just gets me ma hash / weed

[10:18:21] pankakes ^

[10:18:26] pankakes better

[10:18:40] pankakes we tried medicating him

[10:18:43] pankakes it didn’t work

[10:18:50] pankakes we tried making him move country too

[10:18:53] pankakes he was so close

[10:18:56] pankakes but he didn’t

[10:19:06] pankakes ah he isn’t like obnoxious / annoying he’s funny

[10:19:22] pankakes And now his 3 year old son is just as bad

[10:19:32] pankakes his son is 3 and thinks my name is hag

[10:19:41] pankakes he calls me and says “there’s hag”

[10:19:56] pankakes or if the girls answer he says “where’s hag?”

[10:20:10] pankakes And my ma is “granny hag”

[10:20:22] pankakes once we told him his mum was always at the pub not work

[10:20:25] pankakes and he said to her

[10:20:32] pankakes “mommy why you leave me for the pub”

[10:20:35] pankakes Rofl

[10:20:53] pankakes Prob in school saying his ma leaves him for the pub

[10:22:00] pankakes What age is he?

[10:22:21] pankakes Yeah he’s at the age to learn that for sure

[10:22:27] pankakes I hate kids with bad manners

[10:22:51] pankakes Or iPad and chicken nugget kids

[10:23:03] pankakes csnt go out to eat cause they just want chicken nuggets and their iPad

[10:23:22] pankakes We are going for Chinese tonight

[10:23:39] pankakes My daughters birthday so was her choice

[10:23:46] pankakes But Chinese is my fav so

[10:24:02] pankakes I hate pizza tbh

[10:24:10] pankakes but Ty

[10:24:23] pankakes I don’t like … bread / dough really

[10:24:29] pankakes Ok nice

[10:24:31] pankakes I’ll have it

[10:24:36] pankakes Is it rice based ?

[10:24:41] pankakes No

[10:24:53] pankakes What sort of sick cunt hates cheese

[10:25:05] pankakes Ok we going to the water park!

[10:25:23] pankakes Only cause I used to be fat fakeirish

[10:25:31] pankakes (Indoor water park)

[10:25:46] pankakes That’s disgusting

[10:25:50] pankakes and I hate pepperoni too

[10:26:09] pankakes I do like fish

[10:26:17] pankakes love yas bye

[10:26:20] pankakes o/

[11:24:32] pankakes !bang

[11:24:36] pankakes !bang

[11:24:39] pankakes !bang

[11:24:41] pankakes !bang

[11:24:45] pankakes Fuck off

[11:43:06] pankakes !bang

[11:50:04] pankakes !bang

[14:52:48] pankakes Wow I got top 3

[14:52:52] pankakes 12:14 <&h4> pankakes sent me a ton of cute pandas, cows, penguins, and so on

[14:52:52] pankakes 12:14 <&h4> that worked well and so she is easily top 3 as well

[14:55:57] pankakes Use coconut or bio oil

[14:56:01] pankakes for the scar

[14:56:07] pankakes And rock those tiger stripes

[14:57:31] pankakes WHAT

[14:57:33] pankakes IS

[14:57:35] pankakes GOING ON

[14:57:44] pankakes BABIES ARE MADE OF ASIAN WOMEN??

[14:57:52] pankakes Ahsoka is pregnant ??

[14:57:54] pankakes what?!

[14:58:10] pankakes Fuck this I need coffee

[14:58:29] pankakes Just cause they have little dicks doesn’t make them all women

[14:58:31] pankakes Js

[14:58:46] pankakes Little dicks aren’t big clits ok

[15:00:22] pankakes Everyone knows squares are circles

[15:00:53] pankakes 2 negatives make a positive

[15:00:59] pankakes so 2 wrongs make a right ?

[15:01:36] pankakes What you mean no

[15:01:40] pankakes don’t tell me no

[15:01:51] pankakes According to maths

[15:02:06] pankakes 2 hitlers might have finished the job too

[15:02:08] pankakes js

[15:02:17] pankakes Yeah but

[15:02:24] pankakes 2 negatives make a positive

[15:02:45] pankakes I don’t even like hot pizza ffs

[15:02:58] pankakes I pick the toppings off

[15:03:12] pankakes And eat those

[15:03:24] pankakes Hell yes

[15:03:33] pankakes Pizza fries tho

[15:03:36] pankakes hell yeah

[15:03:44] pankakes mushrooms

[15:03:47] pankakes sweetcorn

[15:03:52] pankakes Red onion

[15:03:54] pankakes peppers

[15:04:12] pankakes If I do eat pizza I eat the crust first

[15:05:51] pankakes Hell yes

[15:05:56] pankakes no bbq

[15:06:01] pankakes yessssss

[15:06:12] pankakes whew I almost said something racist

[15:06:20] pankakes then I remembered the rules

[15:06:33] pankakes Don’t

[15:06:37] pankakes do

[15:06:38] pankakes it

[15:06:44] pankakes I fucking hate you

[15:06:51] pankakes Lololol

[15:07:21] pankakes im not Canadian

[15:07:23] pankakes the fuck

[15:07:40] pankakes I also said n words love bbq

[15:07:50] pankakes angry sex is the best sex

[15:07:54] pankakes its supposed to hurt

[15:07:57] pankakes He want to fill the other hole other then your mouth or your love nest.Hun unless he works on it first to get it ready, dam right it is going to hurt and if your tight back there it is going to hurt a whole lot more.

[15:08:12] pankakes Bollox

[15:08:41] pankakes Ok bye o/

[21:27:29] pankakes Ffs

[21:27:33] pankakes potato to cuddle*

[21:42:19] pankakes is wof chatting?

[21:42:24] pankakes I have him on ignore

[21:42:28] pankakes but I can smell mexican

[21:46:12] pankakes ofc he did

[21:46:17] pankakes he must think I’m American

[22:07:11] pankakes wof is such a scumbag

[22:07:16] pankakes I wish we never met

[22:07:22] pankakes I don’t even know how it happened

[22:09:11] pankakes He’s not even Spanish

[22:09:13] pankakes he’s Mexican

[22:09:19] pankakes so he has a little penis

[22:09:29] pankakes But I love wof in a hate way

[22:09:33] pankakes I love to hate him

[22:09:34] pankakes I don’t

[22:09:39] pankakes I really really don’t

[22:09:47] pankakes I like my men white

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