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Tuesday, February 20, 2024

[02:04:38] phonekait 0

[12:01:49] phonekait Mikoolo: s/heineken/ass/

[12:03:46] phonekait Smirnoff is decent vodka

[12:06:26] phonekait I thought the mudslide was after having too much shitty vodka

[12:07:24] phonekait I have an appendage right now

[12:22:36] phonekait I'm not young

[12:28:33] phonekait Lies Mikoolo

[12:28:43] phonekait This is ComputerTech's theme song

[12:28:45] phonekait https://youtu.be/PZuHAsf6qO0?si=VRgKLOVHyvy0umv4

[12:30:37] phonekait https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/vxrp3yAa/1000003248.jpg

[12:33:59] phonekait Wtf lmfao

[12:34:05] phonekait I need acid for that shit

[12:34:07] phonekait Warn a girl

[12:38:23] phonekait Rofl

[17:01:31] phonekait I hate you :P

[17:02:49] phonekait So one of my biggest clients had this submitted to them yesterday as the unit clearly needs a new wheel hub. We replaced it yesterday after submitting an estimate. They had the balls to ask where the old tires were. https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/59iO7WJn/IMG_4939.jpg

[17:03:35] phonekait lol

[17:03:40] phonekait I don't work in dildo sales

[17:03:55] phonekait It was called in for two new tires

[17:04:07] phonekait Tech goes out, says, no hub is fucked, you need new hub

[17:04:32] phonekait Clearly that hub caught on fire.

[17:04:33] phonekait lol

[17:05:04] phonekait We get that all the fucking time lol

[17:15:10] phonekait Frogorg: come to my work and tell half the people I work with they're fucking morons

[17:15:57] phonekait Frogorg: yes

[17:17:00] phonekait One of my biggest clients rejected a hub job invoice where we replaced the hub and two tires as the original was BURNT. They asked for pics of the old tires, which if you know anything at all, on a hub that caught fire...

[17:17:41] phonekait ....well at least it's not a "purity check".

[17:18:03] phonekait !bang

[17:18:52] phonekait Ahsoka: wtf?

[17:19:31] phonekait Appointment?

[17:19:34] phonekait Dick appointment?

[17:20:20] phonekait ah ok

[17:32:11] phonekait K bbl, invoicing approved.

[17:32:13] phonekait \o

[18:48:18] phonekait Penis

[18:48:49] phonekait Maybe

[18:50:22] phonekait Mikoolo: no thanks. I'm not that crazy.

[18:50:56] phonekait We knew that long ago

[18:51:21] phonekait I was crazy long ago, but I'm not as crazy as she is.

[18:53:02] phonekait Who doesn't have a mental illness at this point?

[18:53:04] phonekait !bang

[18:54:05] phonekait :p

[18:55:27] phonekait https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/GF7Hs2dH/1000003253.jpg

[18:56:40] phonekait Ugh. I have a case of the don't wannas today.

[18:57:08] phonekait I don't have much to go either

[18:57:12] phonekait I just don't wanna today.

[19:05:03] phonekait And I thought my class was bad

[19:05:15] phonekait We had less than 300 in my graduating class.

[19:05:46] phonekait Probably 75

[19:06:16] phonekait We had three area middle schools combine for a high schook

[19:06:19] phonekait *school

[19:30:04] phonekait Wheeeee

[19:30:12] phonekait Most of my invoicing is done for today

[19:30:32] phonekait https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/wUo9AQaQ/1000003254.jpg

[19:30:39] phonekait GypsyBarbie: ^

[19:31:18] phonekait Ahsoka: sometimes it does

[19:31:19] phonekait Lol

[19:33:12] phonekait You missed the Cookie Monster earlier

[19:33:33] phonekait He got the all clear today on his echocardiogram

[19:33:54] phonekait Lemme guess, mouth4 is being a schmuck again?

[19:34:03] phonekait Lol

[19:34:18] phonekait I swear he needs to get a hobby.

[19:34:39] phonekait Bitches get stitches

[19:34:59] phonekait ^

[19:44:29] phonekait https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/8gB3wYhL/1000003253.jpg

[19:46:25] phonekait Ugh this one customer can suck my schlong.

[19:46:37] phonekait Giving us a hard time cause he can't get laid

[19:46:40] phonekait Ffs

[19:47:02] phonekait Your kitty plays fetch?!

[19:47:12] phonekait Mine leave me presents in my purse

[19:47:26] phonekait And take shit out of my purse too

[19:47:49] phonekait MIL put a baggie of fresh blueberries in for me to bring to work for munchies

[19:47:57] phonekait And someone stole the bag and left them by my shoes.

[19:48:09] phonekait Ikr

[19:48:22] phonekait But I found a ball toy in my purse.

[19:48:28] phonekait \o/

[19:48:31] phonekait Cat logic

[19:49:33] phonekait Hahaha

[19:50:03] phonekait One of the kittens was running around with one of Grandma's paintbrushes in her fangs the other day

[19:50:26] phonekait Kitty art?!

[19:50:32] phonekait Oooooh Dali

[19:51:24] phonekait Lol what

[19:51:32] phonekait Since when do you have a penis?

[19:51:51] phonekait Teth is also a fucking moron

[19:53:38] phonekait It's almost 3PM and I haven't even had lunch yet

[19:54:51] phonekait Syndus: !!!!!!!!

[20:00:26] phonekait found this going through my photos https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/FK36k3Ci/1000003255.jpg

[20:00:34] phonekait GypsyBarbie: baby house skunk

[20:01:34] phonekait Cursing who?

[20:01:51] phonekait His existence is a curse to the rest of us

[20:03:27] phonekait https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/UpHydqpV/1000003186.jpg

[20:05:35] phonekait This Sugarbooger was being adorable this morning

[20:05:45] phonekait Pounced on me and opened the biscuit factory

[20:06:15] phonekait Hahaha

[20:06:16] phonekait Yes

[20:06:18] phonekait I did

[20:06:31] phonekait He constantly has dried food in his nostrils

[20:06:35] phonekait So it made sense

[20:06:39] phonekait Ahsoka: yes

[20:06:43] phonekait He was kneading on me

[21:21:32] phonekait Neo_Nemesis: how old?

[21:22:10] phonekait The neutering will help. But they'll grow out of the curtain swinging soon.

[21:22:26] phonekait My brood regularly wrestles and play fight

[21:22:30] phonekait Hahaha.

[21:22:39] phonekait Or get a stronger anchor.

[21:23:07] phonekait We had to do that when Maple was a baby. He decided to climb the curtain on the window by our closet.

[21:23:20] phonekait ....while I was getting ready for work too

[21:23:21] phonekait Lmao

[21:24:41] phonekait Hahahaha.

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