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[05:33:20] h4 I got you

[05:33:23] h4 !shop 16 DasBrain

[05:33:25] h4 !shop 15 DasBrain

[05:33:27] h4 !shop 14 DasBrain

[09:18:28] h4 honked?

[09:18:31] h4 are you a truck?

[09:18:58] h4 .t en de barf

[09:19:05] h4 who uses barf?

[09:19:09] h4 puke, vomit

[09:19:13] h4 throw up even

[09:19:53] h4 goddamn you are dull

[09:20:11] h4 then act like a normal person

[09:20:46] h4 good idea would be not to insult

[09:20:55] h4 that would increase your chances of getting along with me

[09:21:04] h4 but now you called me a faggot so what am I to do?

[09:21:47] h4 bitch please

[09:21:53] h4 like I need to kick and ban to get to you :D

[09:22:06] h4 you're a little fucked in the head, it's not that hard to get you flustered

[09:23:23] h4 @Syndus │ Bwaaa buttsexed bacon flavored banana rape whistle

[09:23:25] h4 Mikoolo is right

[09:23:29] h4 he IS our new zack D:

[09:24:13] h4 you should consider yourself lucky not to know zack

[09:24:34] h4 he acted like such an idiot that even Peorth called him our village idiot

[09:24:50] h4 probably goes by clive_rosenfield now

[09:25:00] h4 or something like that

[09:25:26] h4 .quote search zack

[09:25:30] h4 .quote read 55

[09:25:36] h4 that's about his level :D

[09:25:41] h4 .quote read 88

[09:25:48] h4 .quote read 103

[09:26:03] h4 sleeping off the burden of unemployment :D

[09:26:17] h4 I do envy him a little

[09:26:57] h4 huh

[09:27:06] h4 way to point out his weaknesses

[09:27:12] h4 no I would like to be unemployed :D

[09:27:18] h4 but then I like having money

[09:27:30] h4 and I get along fine with my colleagues

[09:27:43] h4 I don't even have to bitch about them everyday and act like I'm surrounded by idiots

[09:28:06] h4 takes one to know one as they say

[09:28:57] h4 anyways if you need random interjections or sheer retardation in your life

[09:29:02] h4 Zack is probably in #chat

[09:37:44] h4 no pomf is a lightweight filehost

[09:37:57] h4 but it has been replaced by uguu

[09:38:02] h4 and is no longer being developed

[09:39:16] h4 oh for christs sake

[09:39:22] h4 another conspiracy theory about the nazis?

[09:39:30] h4 I heard they invented chemtrails

[09:39:32] h4 but don't tell!

[09:40:03] h4 oh right

[09:40:12] h4 the thumbnail of the video shows it all

[09:40:21] h4 that occult crap himmler was into

[09:43:24] h4 pomf ffs

[09:43:26] h4 tl;dr

[09:43:31] h4 that is beyond boring

[09:43:35] h4 give me the rundown

[09:43:52] h4 is the guy a moron or is he making fun of that occult crap parts of the nazis were into?

[09:43:57] h4 answer quick or I shall retaliate

[09:47:25] h4 pomf: he wasn't

[11:14:19] h4 Herr Frogorg

[11:14:23] h4 I just ran 4.3km

[11:14:36] h4 thx

[11:14:44] h4 what workplace? :D

[11:14:55] h4 baked what?

[11:14:58] h4 croissant?

[11:15:06] h4 that would absolutely ruin my run

[11:15:12] h4 but then again croissants are fucking great

[11:15:15] h4 I'll take two o/

[11:15:46] h4 now I have to eat it

[11:15:51] h4 nobody will eat it

[11:16:00] h4 D:

[11:16:13] h4 could have at least broken off a bit for me

[11:16:15] h4 :(

[11:16:29] h4 pankakes: s/MS/MANS/

[11:16:42] h4 ewww

[11:16:52] h4 weren't you just scratching your crotch with that finger?

[11:17:15] h4 JETZT GIBT'S ÄRGER

[11:17:38] h4 alright gotta do the dishes and prepare dinner for later

[11:18:01] h4 lol

[11:18:03] h4 no

[11:18:09] h4 time for work is over

[11:18:19] h4 told them I'm gone at around 13:30

[11:18:31] h4 well I gotta do the dishes, prepare food, pick up my niece

[11:18:35] h4 and take the bus to the hospital

[11:18:43] h4 where my sister gave birth yesterday

[11:18:53] h4 where I will get to meet my second niece :D

[15:56:55] h4 .k Mikoolo start liking rum

[15:57:11] h4 I like rum

[15:59:12] h4 Mikoolo: I

[15:59:14] h4 AM

[15:59:16] h4 hungry

[15:59:21] h4 thus I shall leave now before I pick fights

[15:59:35] h4 https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/3QbdmPRt/1000003264.jpg

[15:59:37] h4 take this

[15:59:47] h4 that someone saw the need to send me that

[15:59:49] h4 disgusts me the most

[15:59:56] h4 you know who you are!

[18:10:09] h4 o/

[18:10:39] h4 yo irish666

[18:10:42] h4 i ran 4.2km today!

[18:11:04] h4 Fensta: responsibilities

[18:19:26] h4 who called pankakes' hands ugly?

[18:19:29] h4 Mikoolo won't stand for this!

[18:21:07] h4 I just rode in on my horse

[18:21:09] h4 to defend your honour

[18:21:12] h4 and sent Mikoolo in

[18:21:16] h4 did he fail?

[18:21:29] h4 pankakes: who called you ugly then?

[18:21:48] h4 pankakes: if you can't tell us who done you dirty

[18:21:53] h4 we can't help

[18:22:00] h4 .yt mass effect leaving earth

[18:22:48] h4 so who was it?

[18:22:50] h4 if it was irish666

[18:22:58] h4 I challenge him to a run!

[18:23:02] h4 !bang

[18:23:59] h4 irish666: don't worry, I'm fucked rn as well

[18:24:04] h4 additional to weird pain in my knee

[18:24:06] h4 my

[18:24:08] h4 .t de en oberschenkel

[18:24:12] h4 hurt like hell

[18:24:23] h4 I could feel it cramping roughly 200m before the finish line

[18:24:27] h4 and just pulled through

[18:24:59] h4 never!

[18:25:02] h4 the pain needs to stay

[18:25:22] h4 should I just punch it over and over then zof?

[18:25:28] h4 foxy: I used ice on the knee

[18:26:17] h4 109$ for this?

[18:26:19] h4 wow

[18:27:27] h4 https://m.media-amazon.com/images/S/aplus-media-library-service-media/508753f1-d3c4-4e6e-80fc-c6e1fba540ad.__CR0,0,1464,600_PT0_SX1464_V1___.jpg

[18:27:29] h4 lol

[18:27:31] h4 what are they trying to tell me?

[18:29:12] h4 https://m.media-amazon.com/images/S/aplus-media-library-service-media/5568cb1a-2d06-4d8f-9a71-4092f7e36692.__CR0,0,1600,1200_PT0_SX800_V1___.jpg

[18:29:16] h4 i love these marketing pictures

[18:29:30] h4 not even sports clothes on or anything

[18:30:22] h4 GypsyBarbie: I mean she looks rather happy

[18:30:24] h4 from afar

[18:30:32] h4 just enjoying nature

[18:30:34] h4 I envy her

[18:30:38] h4 Herr Neo_Nemesis

[18:30:40] h4 <3

[18:30:50] h4 GypsyBarbie: don't you?

[18:30:57] h4 so am I

[18:31:15] h4 she must be missing a part in that pic

[18:31:18] h4 a cute guy like me :d

[18:31:32] h4 that's not a beach

[18:31:42] h4 the log looks fake too

[18:31:45] h4 like photoshopped

[18:31:57] h4 also her left foot should be wet

[18:32:13] h4 GypsyBarbie: please consider that she is a ginger

[18:32:17] h4 for someone without a soul

[18:32:20] h4 she looks very happy

[18:33:16] h4 https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71he-IhPzNL.jpg

[18:33:18] h4 I mean

[18:33:23] h4 look at the people writing reviews

[18:33:25] h4 he looks tough

[18:33:39] h4 https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71DTmDBNplL.jpg

[18:33:43] h4 look at this mean looking dude

[18:34:11] h4 https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71RTOCsIFgL.jpg

[18:34:14] h4 this is clearly a fake buyer

[18:34:38] h4 https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61HR7CTdC9L.jpg

[18:34:43] h4 this one can't even properly open the box

[18:34:45] h4 probably too strong

[18:35:03] h4 irish666: but look at what she's wearing

[18:35:25] h4 https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71oLq-UT-ZL.jpg

[18:35:32] h4 this guy clearly has no idea what he's doing

[18:35:42] h4 :D

[18:35:49] h4 the racist in me prompted a loud laugh

[18:36:10] h4 he's got a new key

[18:36:13] h4 wouldn't you be happy?

[18:37:02] h4 https://m.media-amazon.com/images/S/mms-media-storage-prod/final/BrandPosts/brandPosts/54837eac-b3a0-4c8d-893e-9e104dbbe107/7806dec2-04f4-47d7-a6f0-4740c69bcf13/media._SL850_FMjpg_.jpeg

[18:37:05] h4 now i want the product

[18:37:24] h4 look at his tiny legs too

[18:38:23] h4 https://m.media-amazon.com/images/S/mms-media-storage-prod/final/BrandPosts/brandPosts/8504a42c-873f-4bc7-a602-2b1d0357e131/aa4047b1-6516-41ed-8d14-49fbc940518f/media._SL850_FMjpg_.jpeg

[18:38:28] h4 this seems to work after a wanking session

[18:38:47] h4 You've seen all the posts!

[18:38:49] h4 best msg today

[18:39:04] h4 seems authentic though, right?

[18:45:48] h4 zof: that's no way to talk to an Admiral!

[18:47:41] h4 Jantz: who are you?

[18:47:45] h4 what do you want?

[18:47:49] h4 have you met GypsyBarbie?

[18:48:07] h4 she is the daughter of the daughter of the son of the daughter of a gypsy

[18:48:09] h4 a real one

[18:48:22] h4 the one's that got paper cups and take spare money

[18:48:41] h4 :d

[18:48:43] h4 nice

[18:48:55] h4 yeah you best fuck off

[18:48:58] h4 what a cunt

[18:49:05] h4 screw the curse

[18:49:09] h4 kick his ass

[18:49:32] h4 again?

[18:49:43] h4 asking what?

[18:50:38] h4 good kick

[18:50:44] h4 what did he do?

[18:50:52] h4 you can't just randomly kick motherfuckers

[18:51:16] h4 what were you thinking?

[18:51:22] h4 he was a long time friend of ComputerTech

[18:51:28] h4 they spoke like years ago

[18:51:33] h4 and he should have been super-opped on sight

[18:51:52] h4 ComputerTech even knew his mom

[18:52:11] h4 promotion granted

[18:52:33] h4 zof also is one of ComputerTech's oldest friends

[18:52:44] h4 Frogorg: fuck your friend

[18:52:46] h4 Herr Frogorg

[18:53:07] h4 maybe

[18:53:16] h4 but if I'm ugly, I don't want to be called ugly by friends

[18:54:29] h4 GypsyBarbie just called all rizon opers janitors

[18:54:42] h4 like the low level working class cunts they are

[18:54:53] h4 well

[18:54:58] h4 I grew up in a Plattenbau

[18:55:03] h4 and the janitor there really did not like children

[18:55:27] h4 that might explain his attitude towards me

[18:55:30] h4 what about the other 20 kids?

[18:55:46] h4 well typical german

[18:55:50] h4 RECHT UND ORDNUNG

[18:55:53] h4 ZUCHT UND ORDNUNG

[18:56:02] h4 kids having fun was not alright with him

[18:56:04] h4 !bang

[18:56:07] h4 !bang

[18:56:10] h4 !shop 4

[18:56:12] h4 !bang

[18:56:56] h4 zof: ye but exploring the basement is fun

[18:57:04] h4 the guy probably meant well

[18:57:47] h4 take it due to your apartment you can't really afford to go unpaid Frogorg :/

[18:58:31] h4 +

[18:58:37] h4 cheese at 7 is european?

[18:58:42] h4 cheese is always great

[18:59:31] h4 hab

[19:00:59] h4 ye but jokes won't really help

[19:01:22] h4 GypsyBarbie: you don't need to be overworked to fall asleep driving

[19:01:55] h4 imagine you could have travelled by train

[19:02:06] h4 as gypsy you would not even need to fear being robbed

[19:02:12] h4 you are the robber after all!

[19:02:40] h4 GypsyBarbie: ah that makes sense

[19:03:00] h4 she works hard for the money

[19:08:21] h4 logcat

[19:09:59] h4 ye

[19:10:01] h4 :D

[19:15:48] h4 Yester: you want me to knock your teeth out?

[19:16:13] h4 but?

[19:16:16] h4 so is that a yes?

[19:33:28] h4 oh look

[19:33:32] h4 it's Doofus

[19:33:35] h4 I mean Syndus

[20:03:18] h4 Syndus: even worse?

[20:03:19] h4 oof

[20:06:32] h4 gotta get to sleep earlier today

[20:06:47] h4 pankakes: like kongo black?

[20:06:50] h4 or chocolate?

[20:07:00] h4 I like me some chocolate skin

[20:09:20] h4 oh god

[20:09:28] h4 you did not paint yourself black and ran around as a black person, did you?

[20:09:30] h4 omfg

[20:09:39] h4 who? pankakes? Never heard of her. Must be new

[20:11:24] h4 can someone take care of Syndus?

[20:11:28] h4 i think he needs assistance again

[20:11:49] h4 pankakes: you are on your way to become phonekakes

[20:11:51] h4 congratulations!

[20:12:01] h4 which do you prefer btw?

[20:12:05] h4 phonekakes or pankait?

[20:12:17] h4 I think pankait sounds more like food

[20:12:20] h4 because of the pan

[20:12:25] h4 which could be bread or just a pan

[20:13:01] h4 can someone please pick up Syndus from the play area?

[20:13:24] h4 you should act like it!

[20:14:27] h4 hmm

[20:14:37] h4 Syndus: laugh

[20:14:44] h4 not be embarassed by

[20:15:08] h4 !bang

[20:15:10] h4 1reload

[20:16:23] h4 uhm

[20:16:31] h4 in bruges

[20:16:50] h4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk__EJoInGA

[20:16:53] h4 there pankait

[20:18:44] h4 oh my god

[20:18:46] h4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RazNHIreQ-E

[20:18:49] h4 look at these people D:

[20:19:36] h4 texas

[20:19:38] h4 :D

[20:20:18] h4 says in the beginning

[20:20:24] h4 something like the fattest city in america :D

[20:20:26] h4 statistically

[20:21:01] h4 hey deac

[20:21:32] h4 but this is ridiculous

[20:21:40] h4 I mean you can be big or even fat

[20:22:28] h4 Neo_Nemesis: I don't know

[20:22:32] h4 can'T you just run away from them?

[20:22:36] h4 their scooters aren't that fast

[20:23:12] h4 no

[20:23:14] h4 only big

[20:23:29] h4 what about fat men?

[20:24:20] h4 what a shitty video though

[20:24:36] h4 ...

[20:24:41] h4 .cc 185lb in a real unit

[20:24:45] h4 lol

[20:24:47] h4 well

[20:24:51] h4 .cc 185lb in kg

[20:25:03] h4 well that is somewhat skinny

[20:25:24] h4 wow

[20:25:29] h4 a guy weighing 700 pounds

[20:25:35] h4 losing 100, a huuuuge achievement for any human

[20:25:39] h4 barely shows for him :D

[20:25:53] h4 Fensta: do it

[20:25:56] h4 I'm 94kg

[20:26:55] h4 right

[20:27:32] h4 .cc 14 stone in kg

[20:27:41] h4 bitch please

[20:27:43] h4 are you 1,70m?

[20:28:52] h4 your loss

[20:29:04] h4 so how many feet are you?

[20:29:19] h4 same

[20:29:46] h4 oh aren't you a fat cunt!

[20:29:53] h4 you should be ashamed of your fat

[20:30:06] h4 rolling around much, Fensta ?

[20:30:10] h4 fat fuck

[20:30:15] h4 Herr Frogorg

[20:30:38] h4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8_KrLGp3vg

[20:30:42] h4 look, I found the british version too

[20:31:05] h4 Fensta: how about skipping breakfast?

[20:31:07] h4 fat cunt

[20:31:09] h4 D:

[20:31:26] h4 go for a jog or something

[20:31:38] h4 Frogorg:

[20:31:44] h4 he is 1,82m and weight 87kg!!

[20:31:50] h4 what a fat cunt, amirite?!

[20:31:53] h4 he calls himself fat!

[20:31:56] h4 :D

[20:32:11] h4 lets just bully the fat fucker

[20:32:37] h4 hey cunt <3

[20:33:14] h4 lol pankakes

[20:33:36] h4 awww nice cunt

[20:33:49] h4 may I?

[20:33:57] h4 Fensta: ye but so are you

[20:34:09] h4 also I'm not ugly

[20:34:15] h4 my face just isn't optimized

[20:34:56] h4 but he called me ugly

[20:35:12] h4 your mom didn't seem to mind Fensta !

[20:35:24] h4 Mikoolo: that slightly nicer deadly

[20:35:34] h4 no

[20:35:36] h4 that is David

[20:35:44] h4 the guy called window

[20:35:50] h4 Fensta: fuck yeah!

[20:35:57] h4 right

[20:36:26] h4 he is not as transparent as you'd expect from a Fensta

[20:36:34] h4 Mikoolo: ye but he is ugly himself

[20:36:41] h4 that makes me super-ugly

[20:36:59] h4 am I supposed to call myself "Windo" now?

[20:37:30] h4 you haven't seen barely educated people writing german :D

[20:37:52] h4 Mikoolo: eine große

[20:38:11] h4 eine

[20:38:16] h4 also

[20:38:18] h4 Kartoffel

[20:38:20] h4 ein Nomen

[20:38:22] h4 schreibt man groß

[20:38:28] h4 same

[20:38:34] h4 du bist so ein Kartoffelkäfer ey

[20:38:44] h4 .yt karl der käfer

[20:39:12] h4 Frogorg: didn't feel like it?

[20:39:22] h4 I personally feel exhausted...gonna go to bed in a bit

[20:39:35] h4 Mikoolo: Karl der Käfer is a great song

[20:39:47] h4 thx Frogorg, not yet :P

[20:40:51] h4 Frogorg: do it with Fensta's mom

[20:40:53] h4 she's a dude

[20:40:56] h4 and I had her/him

[20:42:12] h4 I am not beyond criticizing myself

[20:42:26] h4 huh

[20:43:02] h4 Kirra_Qween: I have to agree with pankakes

[20:43:06] h4 stop saying my name

[20:43:08] h4 it is annoying

[20:43:44] h4 :D

[20:44:02] h4 lol

[20:44:12] h4 ⁵

[20:44:33] h4 Hafier

[20:44:48] h4 :D

[20:44:55] h4 if required

[20:46:10] h4 !bang

[20:46:13] h4 !reload

[20:46:36] h4 ok I'm gonna go to bed and dream about fatso Fensta trying to work out o/

[20:46:52] h4 gn8 o/

[20:48:45] h4 lol Ziginox

[20:48:49] h4 this is just horrible

[20:48:51] h4 :D

[20:49:41] h4 man Fensta is really sad today

[20:49:51] h4 you are appreciated dude!

[20:50:22] h4 yeah fuck you lol

[20:50:41] h4 ok i'm gone for real now

[20:50:43] h4 nn o/

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