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[00:00:07] irish666 🤔 my week just ended

[00:00:11] irish666 00:00

[00:01:55] Salvaje Pooryou

[00:02:03] Salvaje poor you*

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[00:02:38] Dr_DICK n

[00:02:39] Dr_DICK a

[00:02:39] Dr_DICK l

[00:02:40] Dr_DICK b

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[00:02:50] Salvaje https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ

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[00:07:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:07:03] DuckHunt DasBrain > You are not armed.

[00:07:03] DasBrain !bang

[00:07:09] DasBrain !shop 5

[00:07:09] DuckHunt DasBrain > You just bought back your confiscated gun in exchange for 40 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 18 (duck killer).

[00:07:09] DasBrain !bang

[00:07:10] DuckHunt DasBrain > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[00:07:10] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 9.336s, which makes you a total of 186 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 19 (duck skinner). \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:07:10] DasBrain !bang

[00:08:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:08:03] DuckHunt *PEWWW* DasBrain's bullet ricochetes on Corvus, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -6 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[00:08:03] DasBrain !bang

[00:08:03] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck by ricochet in 3.138s, which makes a total of 187 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 19 (duck skinner). \_X< *KWAK* [45 xp] [lucky shot] [four-leaf clover]

[00:08:04] DuckHunt DasBrain > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find sunglasses ! You are protected against bedazzlement for 24h and in addition, it's so spiffy.

[00:08:24] Salvaje !shop 16 DasBrain

[00:08:25] DuckHunt Salvaje > You throw a bucket of water on DasBrain in exchange for 10 xp points, thereby forcing him to wait for 1h for his clothes to dry out before he can hunt again. Your purchase made you go back to level 2 (noob).

[00:08:33] DasBrain !shop 7

[00:08:34] DuckHunt DasBrain > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.

[00:08:38] DasBrain !shop 10

[00:08:38] DuckHunt DasBrain > You already own this item. It will expire in 16 hours 33 minutes and 28 seconds.

[00:08:42] Salvaje damn

[00:08:43] DasBrain !shop

[00:08:51] DasBrain !shop 12

[00:08:52] DuckHunt DasBrain > You just bought dry clothes in exchange for 7 xp points.

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[00:16:07] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload

[00:16:08] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 3/5 | Chargers: 5/5

[00:17:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:17:07] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/8 | Chargers: 4/4

[00:17:07] DasBrain !bang

[00:17:09] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 8/8 | Chargers: 3/4

[00:17:09] DasBrain !reload

[00:17:09] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 9.535s, which makes you a total of 188 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:17:09] DasBrain !bang

[00:17:24] foxy i got a belfast burger from Enochs' irish pub and cafe

[00:18:08] GK-KMFDM1 =] foxy

[00:18:16] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS .........

[00:18:19] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS hey.......

[00:18:20] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS o_o

[00:18:29] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS who judo chopped me earlier?

[00:18:32] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS >_>

[00:18:35] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS <_<

[00:18:36] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS o_o

[00:18:53] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS *scans back earlier to find the culprit*

[00:18:58] foxy wish i could have went there in person tonight

[00:19:11] foxy https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=723163566615100&set=a.508595691405223

[00:19:32] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS o_o foxy!

[00:19:38] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS *gives a hug to foxy*

[00:19:47] * foxy hugs ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[00:20:22] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS you had a "belfast burger" from Enochs' Irish Pub and Cafe?

[00:20:30] foxy aye

[00:20:51] foxy their burgers are the best

[00:20:55] foxy better than mcdonalds

[00:21:13] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS well, i had a double meat with cheese 'n bacon burger from Whataburger with large fries and large Dr Pepper....

[00:21:28] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS hit the spot nicely....

[00:21:37] foxy yes indeed

[00:22:14] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS ^_^

[00:22:32] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS that "belfast burger", what is it like?

[00:22:51] fag Salvaje; don't use my name in vain ;3

[00:23:04] Salvaje Sorry

[00:24:07] foxy what he say?

[00:24:31] Salvaje <?

[00:25:52] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS o_o

[00:26:54] foxy anyways

[00:27:21] foxy joking or not, don't use a nick if you don't want to be highlighted :P

[00:28:00] foxy also, ComputerTech can't help what he is and that's gay

[00:28:11] Salvaje Exactly.. I mean, we all know he's a fag

[00:28:22] foxy the word fag so harsh though

[00:29:10] foxy you can't smoke him

[00:29:18] Salvaje Too bad

[00:29:35] End3r fucking fag

[00:29:46] foxy https://www.flyingtigerbrewery.net/?fbclid=IwAR2m1AOXiRmqB4HzQtzEAj8vK0oP-VhA4oL2FERUVNBEZMmI8mH6CiE_QFI

[00:30:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:30:03] foxy $tell ComputerTech you need to come try this beer: https://www.flyingtigerbrewery.net/?fbclid=IwAR2m1AOXiRmqB4HzQtzEAj8vK0oP-VhA4oL2FERUVNBEZMmI8mH6CiE_QFI

[00:30:03] Angel foxy: I'll pass that on when ComputerTech is around.

[00:30:04] TheFatherMind !BANG

[00:30:04] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/5 | Chargers: 5/5

[00:30:05] TheFatherMind !RELOAD

[00:30:05] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 4/5

[00:30:06] TheFatherMind !BANG

[00:30:06] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[00:30:08] TheFatherMind !BANG

[00:30:08] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 8.01s, which makes you a total of 2090 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [14 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:30:08] DuckHunt DasBrain > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[00:30:08] DasBrain !bang

[00:30:55] Salvaje !rearm DasBrain

[00:30:59] Salvaje fu

[00:31:08] foxy $tell ComputerTech the best one for you is called "Jucee" https://www.flyingtigerbrewery.net/?fbclid=IwAR2m1AOXiRmqB4HzQtzEAj8vK0oP-VhA4oL2FERUVNBEZMmI8mH6CiE_QFI

[00:31:09] Angel foxy: I'll pass that on when ComputerTech is around.

[00:32:05] foxy i don't like beer but i want to colect these cans now

[00:32:24] * Salvaje sends a can to foxy

[00:33:29] * End3r burps

[00:33:57] foxy Final Resting Place

[00:33:57] foxy Double India Pale Ale

[00:34:23] End3r I hate IPA's

[00:34:24] foxy 8% ALC / VOL 70 IBU

[00:34:34] End3r too hoppy for me

[00:36:09] Salvaje lol

[00:48:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:48:04] TheFatherMind !BANG

[00:48:04] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 4.259s, which makes you a total of 2091 ducks (including 198 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [40 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]

[00:50:04] fag 19:27:21 <~foxy> joking or not, don't use a nick if you don't want to be highlighted :P

[00:50:11] fag It's an obvious joke

[00:50:48] Salvaje ^^

[00:51:06] fag If I didn't want highlighted I would turn them off

[00:51:48] Salvaje Then why? Imean... You're in a channel with master Fag ComputerTech..

[00:51:59] Dr_DICK Hey now use his proper name

[00:52:03] Dr_DICK CumpsterTech

[00:52:09] Salvaje Ah sorry

[00:52:23] * Rizon set mode +ao Kuro-chan Kuro-chan

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[00:52:28] Dr_DICK He'll cry if you don't, which means he'll also start jerking off

[00:52:46] phonekait Where is that assclown anyway

[00:52:55] Salvaje club he says

[00:52:59] Salvaje she*

[00:53:09] Dr_DICK Probably 15 beers in and passed out in an alley with his pants down

[00:53:12] phonekait Lol

[00:53:58] phonekait Dr_DICK: be real. He only takes his pants off when he's alone.

[00:54:05] Dr_DICK Willingly

[00:54:23] phonekait Lol

[00:54:28] Salvaje :D

[00:54:58] foxy since when does he wears pants?

[00:55:12] Salvaje Hopefully when he goes out

[00:55:34] foxy every time he's on video chat he never has any pants on, just boxers

[00:56:39] Dr_DICK He's trying to "accidentally" show something

[00:59:31] irish666 .w

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[00:59:35] phonekait fag: https://dailyvoice.com/new-jersey/lyndhurst/what-happens-when-you-try-to-rob-two-stores-across-from-police-hq-ask-little-ferry-pd/

[00:59:37] irish666 oh that's y

[01:00:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:00:04] TheFatherMind !BANG

[01:00:04] DuckHunt *PEWWW* TheFatherMind's bullet ricochetes on norex, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -5 xp] [accident: -14 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident] [liability insurance]

[01:00:04] DuckHunt *PEWWW* TheFatherMind's bullet ricochetes on Compy, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [accident: -14 xp] [liability insurance]

[01:00:12] TheFatherMind TWO!!!!

[01:00:44] DuckHunt DasBrain > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[01:00:44] DasBrain !bang

[01:00:46] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 45.852s, which makes you a total of 189 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:00:46] DasBrain !bang

[01:04:28] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS O_O!!!

[01:04:36] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS wow! omg....

[01:04:52] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS TheFatherMind is on fire tonight! :-)

[01:04:59] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS *chuckles*

[01:05:13] TheFatherMind bullets... FOR EVERYONE!!!

[01:05:50] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS >_>

[01:06:17] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !duckstats

[01:06:19] DuckHunt [Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 0.853s | average react. time: 49.065s | 1513 ducks (incl. 131 golden ducks) | 909 misses | 142 accidents | 319 empty shots | 133 wild shots | 2422 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 5 stray bullets from which 1 lethal, 4 ricocheted and 0 neutralized. [Inventory] [Inventory] [Inventory] Life insur. / Liability insur. / Silencer / 4-leaf clover / Infrared detect.

[01:06:20] DuckHunt / Grease / Sight

[01:06:40] DuckHunt DasBrain > You buy a piece of bread in exchange for 50 xp points, thereby increasing the chance to attract ducks for 1h and delaying their departure. Currently 1 piece of bread on #computertech.

[01:06:40] DasBrain !shop 21

[01:09:26] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:09:28] foxy !bang

[01:09:28] DuckHunt foxy > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 9/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[01:09:28] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1.839s, which makes you a total of 190 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:09:28] DasBrain !bang

[01:09:32] irish666 !bang

[01:09:32] foxy !reload

[01:09:32] DuckHunt irish666 > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[01:09:32] DuckHunt foxy > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 9/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[01:09:36] irish666 !reload

[01:09:36] DuckHunt irish666 > You are not armed.

[01:09:36] foxy !shop 4

[01:09:37] foxy !shop 6

[01:09:37] DuckHunt foxy > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.

[01:09:38] foxy !shop 8

[01:09:38] DuckHunt foxy > You lubricate your gun in exchange for 8 xp points. Jamming odds are halved and the grease also protects you one time against sand throw for 24h.

[01:09:38] foxy !shop 9

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[01:09:39] DuckHunt foxy > You equip your gun with an infrared detector in exchange for 15 xp points. This device locks the trigger of your gun when there is no duck around and lasts for 24h and 6 uses.

[01:09:39] foxy !shop 10

[01:09:40] DuckHunt foxy > You equip your gun with a silencer in exchange for 5 xp points. Thanks to this equipment, you do not scare the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.

[01:09:41] DuckHunt foxy > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 9 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.

[01:09:45] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload

[01:09:45] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 3/5 | Chargers: 5/5

[01:09:46] irish666 o 3G

[01:09:48] DasBrain !reload

[01:09:49] DuckHunt DasBrain > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 3/8 | Chargers: 3/4

[01:09:57] foxy !reload

[01:09:59] DuckHunt foxy > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 9/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[01:11:49] TheFatherMind !RELOAD

[01:11:49] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/5 | Chargers: 4/5

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[01:14:45] DasBrain !shop 21

[01:14:46] DuckHunt DasBrain > You buy a piece of bread in exchange for 50 xp points, thereby increasing the chance to attract ducks for 1h and delaying their departure. Currently 2 pieces of bread on #computertech. Your purchase made you go back to level 18 (duck killer).

[01:14:52] DasBrain More DUCKS!

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[01:17:49] wofmobile more dicks?

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[01:18:47] Dr_DICK -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· 8=====D 8=====D ~~~~COOM

[01:19:07] wofmobile .kick Dr_DICK fail

[01:19:07] * Rizon kicked Dr_DICK (fail (wofmobile))

[01:19:13] Rizon [Dr_DICK] "With great meat comes great responsibility" - Hank Hill

[01:19:13] * Rizon set mode +ao Dr_DICK Dr_DICK

[01:19:14] * Dr_DICK joined #computertech

[01:19:24] Dr_DICK Licka my dicka

[01:20:36] * wofmobile licks Dr_DICK

[01:21:45] irish666 ugh

[01:21:49] irish666 its so dark here

[01:22:34] irish666 the weather makes me wanna go to dignitas

[01:25:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:25:02] TheFatherMind !BANG

[01:25:03] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[01:25:04] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 3.779s, which makes you a total of 191 ducks (including 19 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 19 (duck skinner). \_X< *KWAK* [70 xp] [four-leaf clover] [AP ammo]

[01:25:04] DasBrain !bang

[01:25:04] TheFatherMind !BANG

[01:25:04] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/5 | Chargers: 4/5

[01:25:05] TheFatherMind !RELOAD

[01:25:05] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 3/5

[01:25:14] TheFatherMind 70!!!!

[01:25:16] Peorth !reload

[01:25:16] DuckHunt Peorth > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 5/5

[01:25:16] TheFatherMind Nice!

[01:25:23] DasBrain Yep.

[01:25:36] DasBrain Thanks for weakening it. Much appreciated.

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[01:32:31] irish666 ool

[01:32:42] irish666 https://youtube.com/shorts/yin26WaKkrQ?si=ZarVupVBeiuYV37i Dr_DICK the locals

[01:40:06] DasBrain London ist ein Shithole. Genau wie Berlin.

[01:41:57] * Rizon set mode +v ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

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[01:47:21] irish666 oi oi oi

[01:47:31] wez aussie aussie aussie?

[01:47:33] irish666 its my shit hole

[01:47:49] wez oh

[01:47:54] irish666 hey weZ

[01:48:15] wez hi irish666

[01:48:18] fifel I am not coming in your shithole mate.

[01:48:26] wez ok

[01:48:33] wez Thanks for the update fifel!

[01:48:51] fifel irish666’s one obviously.

[01:49:06] wez .w

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[01:49:21] irish666 ffs

[01:49:48] fifel I’m too exhausted to think about not living in the Illawarra

[01:49:53] wez 64% humidity though

[01:50:03] fifel Yeah, steamy

[01:50:27] wez fifel: Where are you at now? Still near Moorepark?

[01:50:47] fifel Yeah. Just signing another year’s lease.

[01:51:08] wez fifel: nice, have you been to many concerts in fox studios?

[01:51:35] fifel Not at all. If I manage to be awake after 8pm, I go to a techno gig under a bridge.

[01:51:57] wez oh

[01:52:26] fifel I spend a lot of time in my head thinking about language.

[01:52:27] DuckHunt DasBrain > You buy a piece of bread in exchange for 50 xp points, thereby increasing the chance to attract ducks for 1h and delaying their departure. Currently 3 pieces of bread on #computertech.

[01:52:27] DasBrain !shop 21

[01:52:44] wez fifel: Any particuar aspect of language?

[01:52:46] fifel academic historiography, literary criticism, ontology of psychology.

[01:52:51] fifel sometimes film

[01:52:57] wez Ah yes, any programming thrown in there too?

[01:53:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:53:03] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.467s, which makes you a total of 192 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:53:03] DasBrain !bang

[01:53:03] TheFatherMind !BANG

[01:53:03] wez !bef

[01:53:03] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *CLICK* Trigger locked.

[01:53:17] TheFatherMind NOT YET wez

[01:53:18] fifel wez: To programme in Lacan you need informed consent.

[01:53:36] irish666 wollongong lol

[01:53:49] wez irish666: What about it?

[01:53:51] fifel Now after you finish begging for me to do what you really really want deep inside you’ll have permission to cum.

[01:54:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:54:02] irish666 funny

[01:54:02] DasBrain !bang

[01:54:02] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.414s, which makes you a total of 193 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:54:03] TheFatherMind !BANG

[01:54:03] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *CLICK* Trigger locked.

[01:54:08] fifel irish666: Fuck you. Wollongong is the best place in the world, where the best woman in the world lives, and where I *cannot* ever live therefore.

[01:54:41] irish666 yeah but imagine havin to say it daily with a straight face

[01:54:48] fifel wez: Honestly most of the time I hear music pollution from the Racecourse’s really really bad dance music after races.

[01:55:26] wez fifel: oh nice, can you hear the gay bars from there too?

[01:55:27] fifel irish666: I know having a straight face might be a difficult thing for you to imagine, but not everyone is lucky enough to have been born queer.

[01:56:09] fifel wez: Nah. They’re like 3 km north, and actually generally have really good sound management.

[01:56:24] wez fifel: What about the marching band and helicopter hoverings out at Victoria barracks? Can you hear those too?

[01:56:34] irish666 y so touchy

[01:57:01] fifel wez: Nope, way too much park in the way. I do get the “night flight” plane landings, so I wake up hearing the late express post flying in over my head and go “fucksake, more parcels.”

[01:57:03] irish666 its not my fault they called it something visually funny

[01:58:14] fifel irish666: I’m touchy because every dream I have I put away part of my memories of the woman I loved, and its exhausting.

[02:00:01] irish666 oh shes in that town

[02:00:27] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS https://youtu.be/H2hs42H5T3c?si=YVW_YN5tmoE2-jXs

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[02:00:57] fifel irish666: Yes. if I could *choose* any city to live in in Australia, I’d choose that city *regardless* of her location.

[02:02:20] fifel As opposed to Fanny Black and Fanny Yellow?

[02:02:32] fifel (do americans know that fannies are cunts?)

[02:03:22] Dr_DICK God nothing like waiting an hour for someone when they said "be there in 15"

[02:03:42] Dr_DICK Also lmfao London seems like a scary place

[02:03:52] fifel irish666: This morning I dreamt that old men didn’t let me live in the pit of scholarly work, and so I was homeless in the rain. Then I dreamt that I needed to shoot a bishop to save a social democrat where I was the mayor of a mexican town. I needed to get a pistol off an anarchist. The social democrat kept trying to get himself killed by the church in an auto da fe.

[02:04:36] Dr_DICK God my drop-off was just in time for me to be pulled away immediately by my other plans

[02:05:24] irish666 lol

[02:05:29] fifel At first I thought that the house was going to be a hovel, because all the boomers who stopped me living in it spoke of it as tiny. It had three fucking bedrooms, and a separate kitchen (full size), dining (full size), and sitting (oversized). But they wouldn’t let me live there. Then I discovered the abandoned mine shaft which was below the master bedroom and full of a scholarly library. I cried because those would remain unread. Bu

[02:05:30] fifel t thankfully the Baby Boomers made me homeless and live in poverty instead.

[02:06:09] fifel I mean one of the toilets flooded, but for Sydney that’s something people just ignore.

[02:06:19] fifel When your floor floods with shit because the rich won’t fix it.

[02:06:28] Kumool TheFatherMind: wow, thanks a lot dick cheney

[02:07:12] DasBrain !shop 21

[02:07:13] DuckHunt DasBrain > You buy a piece of bread in exchange for 50 xp points, thereby increasing the chance to attract ducks for 1h and delaying their departure. Currently 3 pieces of bread on #computertech. Your purchase made you go back to level 18 (duck killer).

[02:09:27] wez fifel: ah yes, you are close to the flight path hey

[02:09:46] fifel wez: Part of the current agreement is that the “out of hours” flights often come in over randwick

[02:10:05] fifel ultraquiet cargos and medical

[02:10:35] wez Cause it's already loud there, a few planes won't matter hey

[02:11:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:11:02] fifel our afternoons and evenings are quiet, so we get to suck bad wind 11pm-6am

[02:11:03] DasBrain !bang

[02:11:03] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/8 | Chargers: 3/4

[02:11:03] wez !bef

[02:11:05] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 8/8 | Chargers: 2/4

[02:11:05] DasBrain !reload

[02:11:05] TheFatherMind !BANG

[02:11:05] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 4.77s, which makes you a total of 2092 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [14 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[02:11:05] DuckHunt DasBrain > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[02:11:05] DasBrain !bang

[02:11:19] wez D:

[02:11:38] * fifel shrugs, “It only pisses me off because I wake up and go “Fuck, melbourne late express.””

[02:11:57] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS wez

[02:12:07] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS :-)

[02:12:08] wez I get the freight trains at all hours, but they don't wake me up. I nice notice them if I am awake. I can hear the train crossing alarm

[02:12:12] wez .o7

[02:12:15] wez ATTENTION ON DECK!!!!

[02:12:26] wez fifel: hehe

[02:12:33] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS "AS YOU WERE"

[02:12:38] wez \o/

[02:12:38] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS o7

[02:12:46] wez WhaT's the latest ADMIRAL_HUBRIS ?

[02:12:58] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS eh, nm atm...

[02:13:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:13:05] TheFatherMind !BANG

[02:13:05] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 4.136s, which makes you a total of 2093 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [14 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[02:13:10] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS just listening to internet radio....

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[02:20:36] wez ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: oh

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[02:35:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:35:04] DuckHunt DasBrain > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[02:35:04] DasBrain !bang

[02:35:05] TheFatherMind !BANG

[02:35:06] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 5.562s, which makes you a total of 2094 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [14 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[02:35:06] DasBrain !bang

[02:35:06] DuckHunt DasBrain > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[02:35:07] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra ammo clip !

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[02:54:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:54:03] TheFatherMind !BANG

[02:54:03] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[02:54:04] wez !bef

[02:54:05] TheFatherMind !Shop 7

[02:54:05] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.

[02:54:07] TheFatherMind !BANG

[02:54:07] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 7.167s, which makes you a total of 2095 ducks (including 199 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [64 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]

[02:54:08] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a +9 four-leaf clover ! You will earn an extra 9 xp points for each duck you shoot for 24h.

[02:54:15] wez !shop 16 TheFatherMind

[02:54:16] DuckHunt wez > You throw a bucket of water on TheFatherMind in exchange for 10 xp points, thereby forcing him to wait for 1h for his clothes to dry out before he can hunt again. Your purchase made you go back to level 18 (duck killer).

[02:54:29] DasBrain +9, nice

[02:54:30] wez :D

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[03:07:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:07:03] DuckHunt DasBrain > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[03:07:03] DasBrain !bang

[03:07:04] DasBrain !bang

[03:07:04] DuckHunt DasBrain > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[03:07:05] TheFatherMind !BANG

[03:07:05] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > Thanks to wez, your clothes are soggy and you can't hunt in this condition. You still have to wait for 47 minutes and 10 seconds.

[03:07:05] DasBrain !bang

[03:07:05] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.861s, which makes you a total of 194 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 19 (duck skinner). \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[03:08:37] PapaFrog !fuckatruck

[03:11:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:11:02] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.55s, which makes you a total of 195 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[03:11:02] DasBrain !bang

[03:11:03] TheFatherMind !SHOP 12

[03:11:03] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > You just bought dry clothes in exchange for 7 xp points.

[03:11:04] TheFatherMind !BANG

[03:11:04] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/5 | Chargers: 4/5

[03:11:06] TheFatherMind !RELOAD

[03:11:06] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 3/5

[03:11:14] DasBrain Almost!

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[03:24:50] TheFatherMind You snuck one in there!

[03:25:05] TheFatherMind Gotta take the wife out for some food so you will not have to battle me for a bit.

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[03:30:01] fag How much did you pay for her?

[03:30:02] Number1Stunna gn friends

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[03:31:43] fag .ban Number1Stunna

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[03:40:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:40:05] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.274s, which makes you a total of 196 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[03:40:05] DasBrain !bang

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[03:46:03] Syndus Snake with legs

[03:46:15] Syndus 🐍 🦵 zoom

[03:46:46] Syndus Gotta hiss fast

[03:52:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:52:06] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/8 | Chargers: 2/4

[03:52:06] DasBrain !bang

[03:52:08] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 8/8 | Chargers: 1/4

[03:52:08] DasBrain !reload

[03:52:09] DuckHunt DasBrain > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[03:52:09] DasBrain !bang

[03:52:10] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 9.68s, which makes you a total of 197 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[03:52:10] DasBrain !bang

[04:03:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:03:03] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.948s, which makes you a total of 198 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[04:03:03] DasBrain !bang

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[04:15:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:15:03] DuckHunt DasBrain > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[04:15:03] DasBrain !bang

[04:15:04] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.273s, which makes you a total of 199 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[04:15:04] DasBrain !bang

[04:16:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:16:04] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.996s, which makes you a total of 200 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[04:16:04] DasBrain !bang

[04:17:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:17:03] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.172s, which makes you a total of 201 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[04:17:03] DasBrain !bang

[04:24:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:24:03] DuckHunt DasBrain > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[04:24:03] DasBrain !bang

[04:24:03] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/8 | Chargers: 1/4

[04:24:04] DasBrain !bang

[04:24:05] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 8/8 | Chargers: 0/4

[04:24:05] DasBrain !reload

[04:24:05] DuckHunt *PEWWW* DasBrain's bullet ricochetes on burrows, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -6 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[04:24:05] DasBrain !bang

[04:24:11] DuckHunt DasBrain > You just bought back your confiscated gun in exchange for 40 xp points.

[04:24:11] DasBrain !shop 5

[04:24:12] DasBrain !bang

[04:24:12] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 12.315s, which makes you a total of 202 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[04:25:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:25:02] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[04:25:02] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[04:25:03] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.984s, which makes you a total of 203 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[04:25:03] DasBrain !bang

[04:25:04] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[04:25:04] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* Trigger locked.

[04:25:16] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !duckstats

[04:25:18] DuckHunt [Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 0.853s | average react. time: 49.066s | 1513 ducks (incl. 131 golden ducks) | 910 misses | 142 accidents | 319 empty shots | 133 wild shots | 2423 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 5 stray bullets from which 1 lethal, 4 ricocheted and 0 neutralized. [Inventory] [Inventory] [Inventory] Life insur. / Liability insur. / 4-leaf clover / Infrared detect. / Grease

[04:25:30] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !shop 7

[04:25:30] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.

[04:25:36] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !shop 8

[04:25:36] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You already own this item. It will expire in 1 hour 9 minutes and 11 seconds, 5 uses left.

[04:25:40] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !shop 9

[04:25:41] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You equip your gun with a silencer in exchange for 5 xp points. Thanks to this equipment, you do not scare the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.

[04:25:46] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !shop 10

[04:25:46] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You already own this item. It will expire in 53 minutes and 13 seconds.

[04:25:54] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload

[04:25:55] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/5 | Chargers: 5/5

[04:26:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:26:05] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[04:26:05] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.192s, which makes you a total of 1514 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[04:26:30] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !shop 10

[04:26:30] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You already own this item. It will expire in 52 minutes and 29 seconds.

[04:26:34] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload

[04:26:34] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/5 | Chargers: 5/5

[04:27:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:27:02] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[04:27:02] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1.539s, which makes you a total of 1515 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[04:27:06] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload

[04:27:06] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 4/5

[04:33:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:33:07] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.821s, which makes you a total of 204 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[04:33:07] DasBrain !bang

[04:33:08] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[04:33:08] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* Trigger locked.

[04:33:16] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS doh!

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