IRC Driven

[07:35:20] h4 D:

[07:35:23] h4 morning o/

[07:35:54] h4 @ustats

[07:36:07] h4 japan?

[07:36:09] h4 how would I know?

[07:37:25] h4 nice talking

[08:07:30] h4 behave!

[08:07:42] h4 Mikoolo: owlbear murderer

[08:08:13] h4 sure there is some spell to make it talk

[08:08:32] h4 it probably wants to take revenge

[08:08:35] h4 you got it in your camp?

[08:08:42] h4 why?

[08:08:54] h4 you killed its mother!!

[08:08:59] h4 for loot

[08:09:05] h4 !bang

[08:09:07] h4 !bang

[08:09:11] h4 D:

[08:09:13] h4 !shop 16 DasBrain

[08:09:15] h4 !shop 15 DasBrain

[08:09:17] h4 !shop 14 DasBrain

[08:09:26] h4 it started eating her

[08:09:28] h4 sure

[08:09:33] h4 because it needs to survive

[08:10:00] h4 it probably plots revenge

[08:10:03] h4 and will kill you one day

[08:11:15] h4 you got the dog yet?

[08:13:04] h4 still

[08:13:08] h4 you killed its mother!!

[08:13:27] h4 got Karlach yet?

[08:13:40] h4 did you send Astarion away?

[08:13:48] h4 she is not in the goblin camp

[08:14:00] h4 you find her when you follow Wylls quest

[08:14:03] h4 !bang

[08:14:13] h4 Mikoolo: you let him?

[08:14:16] h4 I told that cunt to fuck off

[08:14:53] h4 but suuuuuuper gay :D

[08:16:51] h4 how does that even compare?

[08:17:01] h4 the guy bites your neck

[08:17:03] h4 and sucks from it :D

[08:17:28] h4 you probably will

[08:17:39] h4 oh that's your logic then

[08:17:43] h4 only the sucker is gay

[08:17:56] h4 btw

[08:18:01] h4 later if you get that bard

[08:18:08] h4 you can find him earlier than the goblin camp actually

[08:18:19] h4 he offers you to take a look at your eye and try to remove the tadpole

[08:18:22] h4 let him do it

[08:18:30] h4 he fucks up your eye (works for you I guess :D) but you gain a power

[08:18:44] h4 what was that shit with seeing invisible people?

[08:18:45] h4 that one

[08:19:16] h4 also get Shadowheart to learn Speak with the Dead

[08:19:22] h4 you can gather info from plenty a corpse

[08:19:32] h4 that works too

[08:33:07] h4 pankakes: but he stayed :x

[08:38:41] h4 !shop 16 DasBrain

[08:38:43] h4 !shop 15 DasBrain

[08:38:45] h4 !shop 14 DasBrain

[09:33:23] h4 kick meosimulator

[09:33:30] h4 your lucky day

[09:33:33] h4 i forgot the /

[09:36:24] h4 after 60 pushups and 130 situps

[09:36:26] h4 how does it taste?

[10:18:16] h4 oh that wasn'T a good idea

[10:18:19] h4 now my knee really hurts

[10:18:26] h4 great ComputerTech

[10:18:28] h4 you ruined that too

[10:18:32] h4 you just can't do right

[10:18:34] h4 no

[10:18:36] h4 I ran 4.4km

[10:19:06] h4 nope

[10:19:16] h4 gotta go buy groceries in a bit

[10:19:18] h4 on foot

[10:19:25] h4 and later I pick up my niece and we ride our bikes through the park

[10:19:39] h4 that's for gangsta

[10:19:41] h4 obviously

[10:19:55] h4 .yt obie trice like a g6

[10:20:10] h4 you sure?

[10:20:18] h4 I'm covered in sweat

[10:20:25] h4 it's glitchy under my arms

[10:20:30] h4 sweat is running down my sides :D

[10:20:41] h4 you women are weird

[10:20:47] h4 my ex got turned on by me sweating when fucking her

[10:21:04] h4 well body temperature was above average

[10:21:23] h4 so ComputerTech

[10:21:29] h4 what turns your females on?

[10:21:51] h4 lol

[10:21:57] h4 how many kissing action do you get without fucking?

[10:22:01] h4 and what'S the point?

[10:22:03] h4 are you afraid?

[10:22:11] h4 yeah but eww

[10:22:15] h4 that is unsanitary

[10:22:30] h4 ComputerTech: just expect the worst

[10:22:41] h4 like you cumming all over yourself when you take off your pants :D

[10:22:54] h4 you got fingers and a tongue

[10:22:58] h4 she does not need to go empty handed

[10:23:06] h4 salty stuff

[10:23:09] h4 nibble on her ear lope

[10:23:19] h4 breathe into her ear all seductively

[10:23:26] h4 kiss her neck

[10:23:41] h4 skip the baby girl

[10:23:46] h4 that sounds like tors in front of an elementary school

[10:23:52] h4 before someone hopefully breaks his legs

[10:24:21] h4 inner thigh was another spot that got my ex really going

[10:24:23] h4 :D

[10:24:35] h4 why not?

[10:24:50] h4 I'm not trying to turn anyone on here

[10:25:05] h4 !shop 16 pankakes

[10:25:07] h4 cool off :D

[10:25:31] h4 stop being a bitch ComputerTech

[10:25:34] h4 embrace sexuality

[10:25:57] h4 if you only kiss those girls and never reveal your tool

[10:26:02] h4 you will be known as a lesbian

[10:26:13] h4 that's funny

[10:26:16] h4 I only got underwear on

[10:26:20] h4 well and socks

[10:26:41] h4 ComputerTech: because you are an unemployed lazy fuck

[10:26:51] h4 Mikoolo: you fucked Lae'zel

[10:27:04] h4 you fucked Gale

[10:27:13] h4 you let Astarion fuck you

[10:27:26] h4 full homo

[10:27:34] h4 you tried to fuck Karlach and got burned

[10:27:58] h4 I gotta make some dough

[10:28:04] h4 you guys all suck

[10:28:07] h4 except pankakes

[10:28:09] h4 she cool

[10:28:41] h4 ComputerTech sucks the most

[10:28:43] h4 by far

[10:31:07] h4 hot?

[10:31:48] h4 that one is crimson though

[10:31:50] h4 brb

[10:48:43] h4 american problems

[10:48:54] h4 omg

[10:48:56] h4 even worse

[10:49:17] h4 phone is paid off

[10:49:21] h4 suggests you bought it on credit?

[10:49:29] h4 just how poor are you? D:

[10:49:49] h4 I just can't stand these poor people around me

[10:51:25] h4 like it was a normal thing to always have beer at home

[10:51:27] h4 I have none

[10:51:32] h4 you got problems ComputerTech

[10:51:34] h4 get them fixed

[10:55:57] h4 Amiga600 wireguard

[11:23:20] h4 fucking hell

[11:24:28] h4 !shop 10

[11:24:30] h4 !bang

[11:24:33] h4 !reload

[11:24:35] h4 !bang

[11:24:39] h4 !bang

[11:24:41] h4 !shop 4

[11:24:43] h4 !reload

[11:24:46] h4 !bang

[11:24:53] h4 you fucking cunt

[11:25:00] h4 done

[11:25:05] h4 this game is over

[11:25:07] h4 you ruined it for me

[11:26:02] h4 are you second guessing deadly !?

[11:26:12] h4 !request kick ComputerTech for disrespecting ops

[11:26:37] h4 what a rude cunt he is

[11:36:52] h4 you got Withers yet?

[11:37:38] h4 Scratch?

[11:37:53] h4 sad

[11:38:11] h4 explore the surroundings before going into the camp

[11:38:30] h4 can sell them

[11:38:38] h4 there is always demand for garbage

[11:38:44] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[11:38:46] h4 you game ruiner

[11:38:56] h4 you irish tors

[11:39:55] h4 Rouge

[11:39:57] h4 ?

[11:40:05] h4 rogue was right

[11:40:17] h4 Rouge is that stuff women put on their face I think

[11:40:23] h4 .t fr en Rouge

[16:51:52] h4 good evening Syndus

[16:51:59] h4 Salvaje: let me finish this sentence for you

[16:52:19] h4 pick one of the following: "a fag", "a cunt", "dull", "a moron", "gay"

[16:52:38] h4 thought about that too while writing

[16:52:43] h4 should have given you the chance to pick several

[16:54:18] h4 yeah

[16:54:20] h4 read up you lazy cunt

[16:54:50] h4 R

[16:54:52] h4 E

[16:54:54] h4 A

[16:54:56] h4 D

[16:55:02] h4 cunt

[16:56:34] h4 you don't what?

[16:57:07] h4 btw ComputerTech thx

[16:57:21] h4 you failed to make me realize that I should go to the doctor instead of running some more

[16:57:40] h4 now my knee is properly fucked and sometimes a pain shoots through it that extends into every part of my leg

[16:57:45] h4 I guess it is

[16:57:50] h4 can't tell without asking a doctor

[16:57:52] h4 no

[16:57:55] h4 I'm not in any pain

[16:57:58] h4 only sometime

[16:58:00] h4 s

[16:58:06] h4 like steps

[16:58:13] h4 and carrying my bike to the basement

[16:58:15] h4 and up again

[16:58:30] h4 from three weeks of running?

[16:58:33] h4 it feels horrible

[16:58:45] h4 my shoulder hurts way worse however

[16:58:47] h4 not nearly as painful

[16:58:54] h4 but somehow almost all the time

[16:58:56] h4 rip h4

[16:59:00] h4 it was a nice time

[17:00:03] h4 my mortal enemies

[17:00:12] h4 and e-bikers

[17:00:16] h4 also that unemployed freak I insulted

[17:00:26] h4 HelderHeid: define properly

[17:00:30] h4 I stretch

[17:00:51] h4 what did you do?

[17:01:00] h4 tell me so I can get angry

[17:01:05] h4 D:

[17:02:11] h4 HelderHeid: order some

[17:02:22] h4 Syndus: no

[17:02:22] h4 mostly really unhealthy crap

[17:02:23] h4 I don't like fat people

[17:02:24] h4 !bang

[17:02:29] h4 me? No

[17:02:48] h4 my sister told me she wanted a windows laptop

[17:02:50] h4 i almost puked

[17:02:52] h4 what for?

[17:02:58] h4 she did not feel the need to explain herself

[17:03:00] h4 fuck off then :D

[17:03:19] h4 "because I won'T have my work laptop when I'm out of work because of the child"

[17:03:27] h4 ye sure, but WHAT are you doing on it that requires windows?

[17:03:57] h4 he insulted my sister and linux

[17:03:59] h4 within two sentences

[17:04:01] h4 he deserves worse

[17:04:16] h4 bad norex

[17:04:26] h4 you can't insult my sister, a mother of two, AND linux

[17:04:29] h4 and get away with it

[17:04:32] h4 so anyways

[17:04:38] h4 told her I can't get her windows

[17:04:56] h4 I probably could but I don't trust these kms activators any more than I trust Microsoft

[17:05:02] h4 so if you really need it, buy it

[17:05:10] h4 and screw you for even asking me

[17:05:18] h4 I gave you that ThinkPad with Majaro/KDE on it

[17:05:23] h4 and it worked perfectly

[17:05:26] h4 still does

[17:05:50] h4 I also offer no support for windows whatsoever

[17:06:26] h4 I will take that ThinkPad back then

[17:06:37] h4 she wanted to get that EliteBook 840 I just got

[17:06:51] h4 ye like I would let that moderately new hardware rot away in your drawer

[17:07:03] h4 and be picked up every second month

[17:07:15] h4 "but there is windows on it, right?"

[17:07:18] h4 "Nope! Not anymore" :D

[17:07:33] h4 but for real

[17:07:36] h4 normal people

[17:07:39] h4 that barely use computers

[17:07:45] h4 why do they want windows?

[17:07:51] h4 almost all of their shit runs in a browser anyways

[17:08:01] h4 HelderHeid: well she could ofc

[17:08:09] h4 but we got plenty of machines :D

[17:08:25] h4 I got a ThinkPad T430 and that EliteBook 840

[17:08:30] h4 she got a ThinkPad L220 or something

[17:08:41] h4 ComputerTech: my mum uses linux

[17:08:46] h4 shit she even uses archlinux

[17:08:56] h4 sure she was bitching in the beginning, because it was new

[17:09:06] h4 but by now she gets along with it just fine

[17:09:33] h4 and that's arch linux!! With a shitty docking station that requires some sort of edvi module to even have a second display working properly

[17:09:59] h4 that manjro/kde installation from my sis

[17:10:04] h4 half a year without updates

[17:10:08] h4 no biggie, just does it and works

[17:10:15] h4 the only trouble I had with it within four years

[17:10:29] h4 was when wpa_supplicant all of a sudden didn't feel like connecting

[17:10:38] h4 turns out, too old kernel for wpa_supplicant

[17:10:47] h4 easy, you can choose between a variety of kernels on manjaro

[17:11:07] h4 Syndus: sorry I really can't read your stuff while I'm writing a lot

[17:11:12] h4 tl;dr?

[17:11:29] h4 well good for him :D

[17:11:36] h4 I'm not gonna ruin his parade

[17:11:39] h4 my mom is on her way here

[17:11:47] h4 she asked me to drive her to the hospital where my stepdad currently is

[17:11:58] h4 communication with my mom is shitty (for reasons I don't understand)

[17:12:08] h4 my sister knows some things, I know some things but somehow nobody knows all :D

[17:12:20] h4 so I only know he had an appointment in the hospital and is still there

[17:12:28] h4 guess she will have to answer lots of questions in the car

[17:12:36] h4 ComputerTech: I hope you got Blauschimmelkäse on it

[17:13:28] h4 no

[17:13:32] h4 I do not like Ice-T as much

[17:13:40] h4 they had a single song where they collaborated

[17:13:42] h4 afaik

[17:13:44] h4 Ice Cube is superior

[17:13:46] h4 nuff said

[17:14:12] h4 not really into men

[17:14:15] h4 but you do you Ice`

[17:15:13] h4 Syndus: he has never been in prison

[17:15:22] h4 dude raps gangsta but is probably a nice guy

[17:24:43] h4 oh yeah

[17:24:50] h4 I can relate :D

[17:24:58] h4 don't use a trainer though

[17:25:07] h4 as soon as you enter baldurs gate

[17:25:10] h4 the game fucks up royally

[17:25:19] h4 Mikoolo: that is stupid

[17:25:26] h4 at least get the druid first

[17:25:32] h4 then there are spiders you can free

[17:25:37] h4 also do it bit by bit

[17:25:42] h4 so you don'T have a huge force of enemies

[17:25:47] h4 but only small ones

[17:25:53] h4 you can start with that one goblin in her study

[17:26:01] h4 there are only a few surrounding goblins

[17:26:09] h4 and you can reach her room through a hole in the wall

[17:26:16] h4 without having to fight the ones in front of the room

[17:26:53] h4 does not matter

[17:26:55] h4 talk to withers

[17:26:57] h4 you can get them back

[17:27:43] h4 lol

[17:27:47] h4 happens a lot in BG3 :d

[17:29:03] h4 like broken ntfs filesystems

[17:29:05] h4 failing updates

[17:29:09] h4 that are not fixed for months

[17:29:14] h4 because the recovery partition is too small

[17:29:16] h4 :D

[17:29:19] h4 after years

[17:29:34] h4 bluescreens because of printers

[17:29:39] h4 althought systemd does have BSOD now

[17:29:53] h4 oh shit

[17:29:55] h4 gotta go

[17:29:57] h4 later o/

[19:22:51] h4 Herr Frogorg

[19:23:10] h4 oh dear

[19:23:29] h4 AlterEgo_: I don't use Fedora

[19:23:45] h4 I got a headache!

[19:23:50] h4 where is ComputerTech so I can blame him?

[19:24:03] h4 AlterEgo_: badum tss

[19:24:39] h4 no thank you

[19:24:41] h4 it's not that bad

[19:24:50] h4 it's just lack of caffeine

[19:25:03] h4 I only had two cups of coffee today :(

[19:25:23] h4 Frogorg: ye but I prefer to put the least amount possible into my system

[19:25:43] h4 already have to take that crap for my blood pressure

[19:26:02] h4 Mikoolo: easiest

[19:26:06] h4 always

[19:26:12] h4 I think so

[19:26:47] h4 it's not as easy as you would think

[19:26:52] h4 at that mountain pass

[19:27:02] h4 when I faced these .... what's the race of lae'zel?

[19:27:05] h4 these ugly fucks

[19:27:14] h4 I did not feel like bowing like a bitch

[19:27:17] h4 Githyanki thx

[19:27:21] h4 so I picked a fight

[19:27:25] h4 and they were fucking tough

[19:27:39] h4 it was essential to have the high ground with Shadowheart and Wyll

[19:27:44] h4 else I would not even have stood a chance

[19:27:59] h4 can you stop talking about the game ffs!?

[19:28:05] h4 it makes me wanna play it

[19:28:08] h4 because I never finished it

[19:28:21] h4 it is such a great fucking game

[19:28:45] h4 yeah my main tank rogue wasn't that tough

[19:28:49] h4 despite being built like a tank

[19:29:06] h4 also these githyankis are several levels above my own

[19:29:14] h4 AlterEgo_: english please

[19:29:24] h4 you are doing an old worker?

[19:29:34] h4 you are doing an old worker "bg3"?

[19:29:37] h4 what does that even mean?

[19:29:50] h4 that still does not make sense :D

[19:29:55] h4 who got bored? You or the coworker?

[19:30:09] h4 ok

[19:30:14] h4 then what does the coworker have to do with it?

[19:30:25] h4 wtf?

[19:30:30] h4 so

[19:30:35] h4 you are fucking an old coworker

[19:30:39] h4 bg3

[19:30:41] h4 but you got bored

[19:30:43] h4 wtf?

[19:30:56] h4 11en Lied?

[19:31:04] h4 yes

[19:31:08] h4 answer please

[19:31:13] h4 you did not

[19:31:15] h4 not at all

[19:31:33] h4 Mikoolo: oooh

[19:31:36] h4 nice

[19:31:41] h4 someone's into grannies ;)

[19:31:53] h4 ooooh boy!!

[19:34:33] h4 AlterEgo_: the trannies?

[19:34:37] h4 why call them "it"?

[19:34:42] h4 masturbasti!!

[19:34:50] h4 wir haben gerade von Trannies und GILFs gesprochen

[19:34:52] h4 du bist genau richtig!

[19:35:05] h4 .k Mikoolo no! :P

[19:35:27] h4 that was spanish :D

[19:35:46] h4 basti: deine FAmilie? :D

[19:35:53] h4 uh oh

[19:35:57] h4 careful Mikoolo

[19:36:03] h4 he is masturbating

[19:36:09] h4 one does not simply become a masturbasti

[19:36:15] h4 ;D

[19:36:26] h4 D:

[19:36:30] h4 he will be missed

[19:36:39] h4 wb basti

[19:36:50] h4 so is your name Bastian, Sebastian or something entirely else?

[19:36:57] h4 thx Mikoolo

[19:37:12] h4 but you are aware that Sebastians got bullied

[19:37:18] h4 because basti rhymes with Spasti

[19:37:30] h4 what an abomination!!

[19:37:34] h4 räuspers

[19:37:36] h4 !!!

[19:37:45] h4 that does not rhyme Mikoolo :/

[19:37:57] h4 rip

[19:38:04] h4 F?

[19:38:28] h4 basti: is this a rhetorical question?

[19:38:37] h4 ffs Ahsoka

[19:38:41] h4 that was horrible

[19:38:50] h4 Mikoolo: don't be obsessed

[19:39:16] h4 damn you'Re good at this

[19:39:18] h4 :D

[19:39:32] h4 Mikoolo: s/basti/masturbasti/

[19:39:42] h4 Ahsoka: you had a point?

[19:39:53] h4 could have fooled me

[19:40:22] h4 then there was no point

[19:41:42] h4 .cc weekday march 9th

[19:41:49] h4 it's a saturday zof

[19:42:19] h4 wooow

[19:42:21] h4 Peorth

[19:42:24] h4 I bet you would not do that again

[19:42:39] h4 oh nice

[19:42:43] h4 haven't even noticed that one lol

[19:43:29] h4 calm your tits

[19:44:14] h4 pankakes: it is gone??

[19:44:21] h4 why share a pic then!?

[19:44:25] h4 yeah

[19:44:51] h4 who can?

[19:46:30] h4 lol basti rekt

[19:46:49] h4 pankakes no like u

[19:47:57] h4 hey no picking on basti

[19:48:02] h4 he already has to bear the nickname masturbasti

[19:48:15] h4 let'S talk about h4

[19:48:36] h4 Jackson, Jordan or Pence?

[19:48:58] h4 Tython!

[19:49:45] h4 lowley?

[19:49:53] h4 oh yeah

[19:50:11] h4 judging by wealth

[19:50:16] h4 Jordan would be best option

[19:50:48] h4 she did?

[19:51:19] h4 you would not want to make pankakes mad

[19:51:36] h4 and a deadly uppercut

[19:52:34] h4 also pankakes listens to the Wildecker Herzbuben

[19:53:31] h4 wow!

[19:53:35] h4 D:

[19:53:46] h4 !!!

[19:54:18] h4 basi: hit the road fag, don't want you no more, no more, no more, no more, no more!

[19:54:53] h4 &pankakes │ My vagina has dept

[19:54:58] h4 you got departments in your vagina??

[19:55:01] h4 how big is it!?

[19:55:27] h4 basi: tide?

[19:55:56] h4 Feature request: #computertech without masturbasti

[19:56:54] h4 "jeah"?

[19:57:28] h4 I would not dream of insulting a masturbasti

[19:58:42] h4 wez: don't hail him like a cab

[20:02:12] h4 pankakes

[20:02:19] h4 that old grumpy american called me weird

[20:02:25] h4 can he do that?

[20:02:28] h4 wez: o/

[20:02:34] h4 that moneyry thingie

[20:02:59] h4 !!

[20:03:12] h4 don't share pics of gravykait now

[20:03:14] h4 :D

[20:03:30] h4 monery: there is only one song they need to listen to

[20:03:32] h4 .yt homo dance

[20:04:03] h4 Austrian

[20:04:06] h4 he is not german

[20:04:30] h4 no my theme song is scatman

[20:04:50] h4 oh wow

[20:04:52] h4 hey topaz o/

[20:06:06] h4 !bang

[20:06:08] h4 !reload

[20:06:10] h4 !bang

[20:06:13] h4 !bang

[20:06:14] h4 !bang

[20:06:35] h4 boom, bitches!

[20:14:52] h4 licks what?

[20:15:15] h4 oh hell no

[20:15:22] h4 I'm not touching something Mikoolo gave to you

[20:15:43] h4 are you poisonous?

[20:16:08] h4 what kind of freak licks a piece of chocolate and does not eat it right after?

[20:16:46] h4 bitter probably

[20:18:27] h4 you know

[20:18:33] h4 I appreciate the cat-like try of washing me

[20:27:48] h4 oh right

[20:27:52] h4 my client fucks up the banmask :D

[20:28:19] h4 I do not appreciated when people talk about me in my absence

[20:28:24] h4 especially not you

[20:28:42] h4 D:

[20:28:48] h4 it's weechat's fault

[20:29:08] h4 next time I will just ban her by nick

[20:35:27] h4 oof

[20:35:37] h4 that worked on chronic

[20:36:32] h4 lol

[20:37:21] h4 D:

[20:37:29] h4 who will she cry to now?

[20:37:47] h4 OH YOU!

[20:38:05] h4 zof: what queen?

[20:38:32] h4 wonder if Mikoolo's ignore still works now

[20:38:47] h4 what is this?

[20:38:50] h4 someone over the trashrelay?

[20:39:15] h4 swiftirc?

[20:39:21] h4 eliteirc when?

[20:39:39] h4 gives you automatic +a when you connect through elitechat

[20:39:41] h4 pardon me, pyechat

[20:40:20] h4 I got ideas

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