IRC Driven

[08:28:24] pankakes if we don’t make a sound he might leave again

[08:40:44] pankakes h4 , patience dear

[08:40:51] pankakes good things come to those who wait

[09:05:02] pankakes I’m gonna slow roast a duck

[09:05:07] pankakes and make some fried rice and plum sauce

[09:05:12] pankakes Happy Tuesday

[09:05:25] pankakes A slow plane would get you here on time tbh

[09:05:34] pankakes it’s only 9am, won’t be ready until 6

[09:06:13] pankakes You only have one eye so that will take too long

[09:06:22] pankakes And the meal is when you get here

[09:06:28] pankakes So just take a normal fucking flight

[09:06:30] pankakes and stfu

[09:06:51] pankakes Don’t call me that

[09:07:01] pankakes Not many things turn me off

[09:07:04] pankakes but that does it

[09:50:44] pankakes !bang

[09:50:56] pankakes !bang

[09:51:01] pankakes heh hunni

[09:51:03] pankakes !reload

[09:51:07] pankakes !bang

[09:52:13] pankakes Mikoolo , t-6 hours

[09:52:16] pankakes https://imgur.com/a/ecj1sIi

[09:57:36] pankakes !bang

[09:58:02] pankakes Fuck yes

[10:05:03] pankakes Woah

[10:05:10] pankakes only thing fake about me is a little Botox

[10:05:30] pankakes No that’s all hard work ;)

[10:07:20] pankakes After his ass pic I can’t see anything else tbh

[10:08:07] pankakes He does?

[10:08:14] pankakes I get him

[10:08:20] pankakes because he’s equally as sadistic as me

[10:08:25] pankakes he just expresses it less angrily

[10:08:27] pankakes I used to

[10:08:33] pankakes but now I just cut out the words

[10:08:41] pankakes and pipe bomb fuckers

[10:09:05] pankakes I’ll you in on a secret ; really I’m a masochist ;)

[10:09:28] pankakes But outwardly a sadist

[10:10:21] pankakes Maybe I am both oO

[10:10:31] pankakes versatile

[10:10:36] pankakes the ability to adapt

[10:10:45] pankakes Like a fucking lizard

[10:11:21] pankakes Lizards like warmth you fucking freak

[10:11:26] pankakes definitely a sadist

[10:12:04] pankakes Idc

[10:12:07] pankakes I don’t want to

[10:12:10] pankakes just because I can

[10:12:14] pankakes doesn’t mean I should

[10:12:47] pankakes Perfect

[10:12:56] pankakes I have many good waterholes there

[10:13:11] pankakes That’s fine just ignore them

[10:13:16] pankakes and Tenerife is full of Irish anyway

[10:13:26] pankakes I don’t like Spanish men, they’re … scrawny

[10:13:30] pankakes and greasy looking

[10:13:37] pankakes ^

[10:13:42] pankakes scrawny / small

[10:13:54] pankakes They get hairy and fat at 30

[10:13:59] pankakes they’re amazing before then

[10:14:03] pankakes but it’s not worth it post 30

[10:14:06] pankakes fuck that

[10:14:31] pankakes Polish women are dirty

[10:14:36] pankakes they’re just not clean

[10:14:38] pankakes idk

[10:14:41] pankakes they smell like onions

[10:14:50] pankakes Polish men are creepy as fuck

[10:14:57] pankakes me either

[10:15:03] pankakes Asian men are fucking gross

[10:15:09] pankakes with their little yellow dicks

[10:15:35] pankakes deadly doesn’t even know what day it is yet

[10:15:58] pankakes Ok

[10:16:00] pankakes .lastfm notpancakes

[10:16:19] pankakes But I been quiet for a few days

[10:16:23] pankakes I have an urge to be a cunt

[10:17:32] pankakes When their ass or vagina falls out

[10:17:34] pankakes basically

[10:19:07] pankakes No he hasn’t

[10:19:11] pankakes he needs to keep it up

[10:19:14] pankakes close to 5

[10:19:36] pankakes Like a g4 rofl

[10:20:14] pankakes Yep

[10:20:16] pankakes sweat and all

[10:20:21] pankakes perfect

[10:20:26] pankakes I like getting messy

[10:20:36] pankakes I’ll just erm

[10:20:52] pankakes Wellll

[10:20:55] pankakes its kinda hot

[10:20:56] pankakes js

[10:21:02] pankakes PEOPLE

[10:21:10] pankakes IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE BACK

[10:21:16] pankakes .lastfm notpancakes

[10:21:28] pankakes An orgasm when you have a fever is fucking amazing

[10:21:32] pankakes it’s like a high

[10:22:06] pankakes eat her ass and it will turn her on

[10:22:18] pankakes slap her ass and call her a good girl when she yelps

[10:22:33] pankakes grab her by the neck/jaw and tell her what you’re gonna do to her

[10:22:37] pankakes Etc

[10:22:58] pankakes and when tears stream down her face

[10:23:02] pankakes lick them off

[10:23:08] pankakes and suck her tongue

[10:23:35] pankakes And say “this might hurt baby girl”

[10:23:48] pankakes no she might like that

[10:23:55] pankakes Don’t ruin it

[10:24:08] pankakes Then slip your fingers between her thighs and then back into her mouth

[10:24:13] pankakes Ok you ruined it

[10:24:14] pankakes ffs

[10:24:31] pankakes And don’t talk about your ex

[10:24:38] pankakes unless you want to feel nothing there

[10:24:42] pankakes because that’s not a turn on

[10:24:49] pankakes Rofl yeah you’d be lying

[10:24:50] pankakes haha

[10:24:57] pankakes Oh

[10:25:00] pankakes erm

[10:25:02] pankakes right

[10:25:04] pankakes k

[10:25:16] pankakes Brb need a towel

[10:26:06] pankakes Ok I have no underwear on can we cool it m

[10:26:29] pankakes Right

[10:26:32] pankakes where was I

[10:26:34] pankakes the duck

[10:26:35] pankakes yes

[10:27:42] pankakes It’s only homo if your balls touch

[10:27:47] pankakes rofl @ bromo

[10:28:11] pankakes Ilu

[10:28:15] pankakes <3

[10:28:22] pankakes He said I’m his number 1 side chick

[10:28:37] pankakes Like I’d ever be a side chick kek

[10:28:52] pankakes I’d fucking a chick who touched my man

[10:28:54] pankakes slowly

[10:28:56] pankakes infront of him

[10:29:02] pankakes Then burn her body

[10:29:07] pankakes and rub her ashes on my face

[10:29:09] pankakes then fuck him

[10:29:12] pankakes and kill him

[10:29:21] pankakes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[10:29:26] pankakes I don’t share.

[10:31:38] pankakes Some men like red flags

[10:32:05] pankakes Red flags are just misshapen love hearts

[10:33:22] pankakes Rofl that is kinda me

[10:34:52] pankakes She even has red hair and green eyes

[10:34:54] pankakes rofl

[10:35:58] pankakes Human centipede - only one mouth to feed

[10:35:59] pankakes rofl

[10:36:31] pankakes Fucking crying

[10:42:43] pankakes I’ve been dealing with some stuff deadly

[10:42:46] pankakes I’m here now ok

[10:55:07] pankakes Don’t watch it, she kills a kid

[10:55:20] pankakes And they should have popped her in the head sooner

[10:55:52] pankakes Well she shot the kid

[10:55:55] pankakes So I assumed so

[10:56:15] pankakes What’s a vpn

[10:56:34] pankakes She shot a kid on video …

[10:56:42] pankakes I watched it

[12:25:31] pankakes green

[19:43:46] pankakes Mikoolo

[19:43:49] pankakes https://imgur.com/a/iIGY8sl

[19:43:54] pankakes You didn’t make it in time

[19:43:59] pankakes So I ate it

[19:44:10] pankakes the duck I killed today; https://imgur.com/a/iIGY8sl

[19:44:21] pankakes Yep

[19:44:29] pankakes Because he wanted it

[19:44:35] pankakes So I’m being nice

[19:44:42] pankakes and he can mentally eat it

[19:45:04] pankakes I could cook it for you

[19:45:07] pankakes don’t worry

[19:45:19] pankakes I can cook on the lads trip

[19:45:53] pankakes Stfu basi

[19:45:57] pankakes We are talking food

[19:46:09] pankakes Awww look <3

[19:48:26] pankakes Everyone wants to be like Mike

[19:48:29] pankakes ;)

[19:49:15] pankakes You know

[19:49:37] pankakes Mike lowrey :D

[19:50:19] pankakes Oh ffs

[19:50:22] pankakes LOWREY

[19:50:27] pankakes THE CLIP

[19:50:35] pankakes FROM THIS MORNING

[19:50:41] pankakes KEEP UP

[19:50:50] pankakes Ty

[19:50:53] pankakes stfu basti

[19:51:02] pankakes i swear I’ll rip your arm off and beat you with the soggy end

[19:51:09] pankakes Who even are you?

[19:51:15] pankakes also hi zof

[19:51:22] pankakes ^

[19:51:29] pankakes I have pipe bombs

[19:51:42] pankakes yep

[19:51:45] pankakes that too

[19:53:22] pankakes Is it another potato?

[19:53:27] pankakes he?

[19:53:31] pankakes nigga don’t he me

[19:53:39] pankakes o

[19:53:48] pankakes then it cant be me

[19:53:56] pankakes im a genetic female

[19:54:00] pankakes not a 2024 female

[19:54:11] pankakes My vagina has dept

[19:54:14] pankakes and warmth

[19:54:19] pankakes and syrup

[19:54:32] pankakes Unlike the majority of 2024 females

[19:55:43] pankakes Woah

[19:55:47] pankakes I am a coconut

[19:55:48] pankakes ok

[19:55:52] pankakes Not a vagina

[19:55:57] pankakes and ilu2 wof

[20:02:03] pankakes We are called “ircthems”

[20:02:11] pankakes Not irc people

[20:02:18] pankakes Yessum

[20:02:24] pankakes Which one

[20:02:29] pankakes No

[20:02:34] pankakes Who did it

[20:02:54] pankakes monery wanna see my pet pigs?

[20:03:02] pankakes They’re hungry

[20:03:06] pankakes Awesome

[20:03:15] pankakes Where did I go

[20:03:23] pankakes I’m gonna feed him to them

[20:07:04] pankakes I was doing the dishes

[20:07:09] pankakes cause I’m a woman

[20:07:15] pankakes That’s what we do

[20:07:20] pankakes dishes and cooking etc

[20:07:31] pankakes suck dick and look pretty

[20:07:37] pankakes play with glitter

[20:08:45] pankakes Idk what’s going on

[20:08:52] pankakes I just play with glitter and my nipples

[20:09:23] pankakes Gary from SpongeBob ?

[20:09:35] pankakes No

[20:09:41] pankakes isn’t he a nonce

[20:09:45] pankakes im too old for him

[20:09:57] pankakes Then no

[20:13:29] pankakes Ty

[20:15:01] pankakes Good luck

[20:15:04] pankakes I’m running a bath

[20:15:36] pankakes But me licking it wasn’t a problem??

[20:16:12] pankakes you’ll find out

[20:16:25] pankakes another red flag?

[20:16:40] pankakes How does mascara taste?

[20:17:11] pankakes you never made a girl cry then licked her face ?

[20:17:27] pankakes Guess we have different types of sex

[20:17:38] pankakes which face Ahsoka?

[20:17:43] pankakes h4s?

[20:18:41] pankakes Yw

[20:22:08] pankakes Don’t say his nick

[20:22:16] pankakes it’s for the best

[20:22:25] pankakes My eyelid twitches when you do

[20:23:17] pankakes I made duck

[20:23:20] pankakes cause fuck chicken

[20:25:25] pankakes My eyelid

[20:25:26] pankakes is

[20:25:33] pankakes twitching Ahsoka

[20:25:41] pankakes the urge to kick you

[20:25:43] pankakes is strong

[20:25:48] pankakes pls don’t make me do it

[20:26:12] pankakes Because you make me want to

[20:26:30] pankakes I bet you have a really punchable face

[20:26:50] pankakes Ok good

[20:26:58] pankakes don’t call h4 a bear either it’s weird

[20:27:02] pankakes bears are a gay thing

[20:27:07] pankakes Pick on wof

[20:27:10] pankakes hes an illegal

[20:27:24] pankakes .lastfm notpancakes

[20:28:23] pankakes It’s the colours

[20:28:28] pankakes Your client doesn’t like them

[20:28:38] pankakes Fix shit script

[20:29:09] pankakes I’ll fix it tomorrow for ya

[20:29:29] pankakes No just fix shit script and ban by host that can’t be coloured

[20:31:13] pankakes Peorth <3

[20:31:45] pankakes Also jfc Ahsoka get rid of that shitty vhost

[20:31:48] pankakes it’s almost march

[20:33:09] pankakes Yes …

[20:33:24] pankakes 20:27 *** Ahsoka (Amethyst@Xmas.at.Rizon.Ahsoka) has joined the channel

[20:34:04] pankakes Do /he request dont.poke.the.bear

[20:34:14] pankakes Sorry /hs

[20:34:19] pankakes for hostserv

[20:34:44] pankakes Or just disconnect forever

[20:34:47] pankakes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[20:34:55] pankakes Same

[20:35:06] pankakes but I’m trying to be nice

[20:35:18] pankakes hey Ahsoka type /umode -x

[20:35:37] pankakes And I’ll help you out

[20:35:47] pankakes His ip was public anyway

[20:36:02] pankakes he was using a personal host

[20:36:06] pankakes like mine is

[20:36:09] pankakes no you didn’t

[20:36:12] pankakes you closed the window

[20:36:15] pankakes and reopened it

[20:36:19] pankakes you braindead idiot

[20:36:23] pankakes Pls

[20:36:53] pankakes Don’t dc just request a better vhost

[20:37:01] pankakes also WTF is andchat

[20:37:03] pankakes ty

[20:37:06] pankakes Lmao

[20:37:17] pankakes Sounds rough

[20:37:35] pankakes I wonder if she can figure out how to return

[20:37:57] pankakes Wb

[20:38:08] pankakes does it know how to identify

[20:38:43] pankakes Hey dragon

[20:38:47] pankakes What ya doing over there

[20:38:52] pankakes come join us in the real world

[20:39:09] pankakes dragon on technet

[20:39:17] pankakes Idk

[20:39:21] pankakes some shitnet

[20:39:35] pankakes Amethyst you’re not on your nick

[20:39:37] pankakes jsyk

[20:40:05] pankakes Now you can request yourself a nice shiney vhost

[20:40:27] pankakes To say whatever you like when someone does /whois

[20:40:43] pankakes So do /hs request something.cool.here

[20:41:09] pankakes /hs works

[20:41:23] pankakes Weechat is a heap of shit then

[20:41:42] pankakes So

[20:41:52] pankakes So

[20:42:03] pankakes SO

[20:42:14] pankakes Peorth can you help h4 and do /kill h4

[20:42:20] pankakes Thanks

[20:42:40] pankakes Also why does CP call it skill when it’s not skill

[20:42:51] pankakes ok don’t do it , we love him

[20:43:09] pankakes Listen

[20:43:14] pankakes you called me a side chick

[20:43:19] pankakes clearly love isn’t a thing

[20:43:33] pankakes Here’s the thing

[20:43:35] pankakes You thought

[20:43:39] pankakes don’t think

[20:43:45] pankakes it causes issues

[20:43:55] pankakes there are no chicks like me

[20:44:00] pankakes you even know this

[20:44:29] pankakes Rip puba

[20:44:34] pankakes good luck

[20:44:42] pankakes clearly looking for chicks who ARENT like me

[20:45:38] pankakes Erm

[20:45:46] pankakes I’m one of those

[20:45:51] pankakes if you don’t mind

[20:45:57] pankakes apparently

[20:46:04] pankakes !babg

[20:46:11] pankakes Ooops

[20:46:17] pankakes id never touch a black dick

[20:46:26] pankakes and the nail polish doesn’t match

[20:46:35] pankakes the hand on it had a basic French manicure

[20:46:39] pankakes I emailed a complaint to them

[20:46:46] pankakes about the error with the manicure

[20:47:00] pankakes And the fact I am only #3

[20:47:21] pankakes I was 2…

[20:47:27] pankakes and there’s only 4 now

[20:47:43] pankakes one got removed for sharing my tits

[20:47:54] pankakes Yeah

[20:48:01] pankakes And my dox

[20:48:09] pankakes he traded his place on there for my dox

[20:48:18] pankakes the one with one eye

[20:48:22] pankakes darkness

[20:48:40] pankakes Because he shared my pics / dox

[20:49:23] pankakes It is

[20:49:28] pankakes From him

[20:49:54] pankakes He still ddosing me every day and juping my nicks on efnet

[20:50:00] pankakes he has 12 variants of pancakes juped

[20:50:03] pankakes like a sick shrine

[20:50:16] pankakes And when he is posted this convo

[20:50:20] pankakes Sec

[20:50:46] pankakes https://yourlifeiowa.org/adult-mental-health?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiArfauBhApEiwAeoB7qC-0V3SBvrHU7WXvenC_R51PNELv0RiNsSlmg-Q6IqCteOFEkY3XQRoCTnYQAvD_BwE

[20:50:51] pankakes Make sure he gets that link too ^

[20:50:53] pankakes thx

[20:51:27] pankakes Not you

[20:51:38] pankakes Not a surprise

[20:51:58] pankakes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[20:52:16] pankakes Nothing something I care to even think about

[20:52:24] pankakes Lolol

[20:53:06] pankakes Lmfao

[20:53:44] pankakes I have nothing bad to say about notK

[20:53:55] pankakes hes never given me a reason to

[20:54:24] pankakes He’s pretty funny to chat to

[20:54:29] pankakes we’ve had a lot of voice chats

[20:54:41] pankakes And he’s always been hilarious

[20:54:59] pankakes Don’t come close to me

[20:55:10] pankakes sniffing me in the bath in weird

[20:55:24] pankakes Where else would you sniff??

[20:55:51] pankakes Yeah

[20:55:52] pankakes why

[20:56:02] pankakes My hair smells like coconut rn

[20:56:13] pankakes That’s rapey

[20:56:16] pankakes js

[20:56:24] pankakes sniffing the hair of someone you don’t know

[20:56:33] pankakes rapey as fuck

[20:56:49] pankakes Less weird tho

[20:56:52] pankakes tbh

[20:56:59] pankakes Me either

[20:57:03] pankakes I’m picturing both and tbh

[20:57:07] pankakes neither is comfortable

[20:57:42] pankakes I’m not an American chick

[20:57:53] pankakes I dont have a stank vagina

[20:58:12] pankakes Rofl

[20:58:55] pankakes ^

[20:59:02] pankakes Otherwise it’s rapey

[20:59:12] pankakes rogue butt sniffers

[20:59:35] pankakes Do you like your butts seasoned or freshly washed Neo_Nemesis

[20:59:47] pankakes lmao

[21:00:25] pankakes Rofl

[21:01:15] pankakes ewww

[21:01:16] pankakes no

[21:01:20] pankakes I draw the line at feet

[21:01:29] pankakes eating ass is fine but feet no

[21:02:30] pankakes Rofl no kink shaming but feet are a no

[21:02:46] pankakes Woah

[21:02:50] pankakes Wait

[21:02:55] pankakes Infront of you

[21:02:56] pankakes rofl

[21:02:58] pankakes da fuq

[21:03:04] pankakes Lmfao

[21:03:11] pankakes Fuck I would have died laughing

[21:03:36] pankakes fuck being polite

[21:03:44] pankakes I would have asked him what his problem was

[21:03:51] pankakes should’ve stuck your foot in his face

[21:03:59] pankakes Do it in private

[21:04:09] pankakes it was your business right then

[21:04:24] pankakes and you’re still traumatised now

[21:04:59] pankakes hand it ..

[21:05:05] pankakes ”footish”

[21:05:14] pankakes look I’m down for whatever gets you going

[21:05:19] pankakes but keep that shit in private

[21:05:40] pankakes Sucking her toes would be more acceptable than fucking sniffing it

[21:05:51] pankakes What if you just sniffed your gfs panties

[21:06:00] pankakes Would that be ok?

[21:06:19] pankakes lololol

[21:06:55] pankakes But in public ??

[21:07:07] pankakes He done it in public

[21:07:15] pankakes But there was people there

[21:07:17] pankakes just no ok

[21:07:30] pankakes Ahsoka if i wore some you could sniff min

[21:07:34] pankakes Mine*

[21:08:10] pankakes what

[21:08:15] pankakes Yeah

[21:08:21] pankakes he went to jerk oft

[21:08:42] pankakes Why? You can sniff them in another room

[21:08:47] pankakes I don’t need to be there

[21:09:00] pankakes I’ll wear a pair just for you to go and sniff in the corner

[21:09:03] pankakes !bang

[21:09:14] pankakes i can microwave them

[21:09:21] pankakes or air fry I guess

[21:09:39] pankakes Hmmm

[21:09:52] pankakes I’ll just stuff them down her throat and she might stfu

[21:10:20] pankakes Go do them now h4

[21:10:22] pankakes yeah

[21:10:30] pankakes like a used whore

[21:10:34] pankakes you never done that ??

[21:10:44] pankakes left her with her panties in her mouth and cum dripping out of her ??

[21:10:48] pankakes O

[21:11:29] pankakes h4 go

[21:11:32] pankakes do it

[21:11:34] pankakes now

[21:11:36] pankakes push ups

[21:11:38] pankakes now

[21:11:42] pankakes just fucking do it ok

[23:38:16] pankakes Go to sleep miko

[23:38:41] pankakes Ffs

[23:38:45] pankakes No

[23:39:17] pankakes Ok that’s fine

[23:41:43] pankakes :o

[23:41:52] pankakes no jacking off infront of the potatoes

[23:44:24] pankakes Nini hunni x

[23:45:18] pankakes fu2

[23:46:55] pankakes hey hey

[23:47:09] pankakes I’m also going to bed (again)

[23:47:18] pankakes Just got up for water

[23:48:07] pankakes !bang

[23:48:34] pankakes enjoy your day dear <3

#computertech Bot Logged User list

Channel Log Archive for #computertech

IRC Log Archive