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[07:37:46] Mikoolo Whats apples latest self driving car model? If they made self driving cars that is.

[07:42:01] Mikoolo No you should take your meds and go to bed.

[07:42:43] Mikoolo He does eat it ADMIRAL_HUBRIS, in hopes that it's beer.

[08:41:20] Mikoolo Fresh out out the shower.

[08:43:00] Mikoolo Never seen a square bubble.

[08:43:53] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/Kkm8QDG.mp4

[08:49:10] Mikoolo Yes?

[08:52:24] Mikoolo Logitech headphones?

[08:52:35] Mikoolo They are the only company that I am aware of that uses that shade of blue.

[08:52:44] Mikoolo In combination with black.

[08:53:12] Mikoolo Logitech G432

[08:54:06] Mikoolo KNow what irks me the most with that pic Syndus?

[08:54:14] Mikoolo You're wearing the headphones wrong.

[08:54:27] Mikoolo Left is on right ear and vise versa.

[08:56:15] Mikoolo Something.

[08:56:30] Mikoolo Anything.

[08:56:47] Mikoolo What are we out of?

[08:56:59] Mikoolo .t sv en slut

[08:57:05] Mikoolo .t sv en slut på dass papper

[08:58:44] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/1Dzyylq.jpeg

[08:59:12] Mikoolo I've never had escargot. I wouldn't mind trying it in a restaurant in france.

[09:00:43] Mikoolo If I'm gonna eat a weird french cuisine it better be made by a frenchie.

[09:01:51] Mikoolo And if I hate it if I do it on my own and I fucked up at some point without knowing it I know for sure people will say "You've never had it made by a real french chef!"

[09:03:46] Mikoolo ComputerTech style brb?

[09:05:34] Mikoolo I know without clicking it's zfrank and that I've seen it before.

[09:06:18] Mikoolo This made me kinda fear seas, Syndus. https://youtu.be/V2x8ts5STzY

[09:08:19] Mikoolo Why?

[09:10:09] Mikoolo Now you got fish'n'chips and a cuppah!

[09:10:33] Mikoolo Oh

[09:10:39] Mikoolo YOu got the same issue I have then.

[09:10:46] Mikoolo Selfie camera mirroring pics, Syndus.

[09:11:58] Mikoolo Shaved

[09:12:08] Mikoolo Ironed clothes.

[09:12:10] Mikoolo Clean shoes.

[09:13:11] Mikoolo The other stuff comes down to genetics and the makers actually reading the assembly instructions they got with the flatpack kid, login.

[09:20:41] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/2NhQSKAlOFY

[09:25:42] Mikoolo Gonna go back to BG3 now. Lets see what the next rage quit moment the game will throw at me will be.

[10:12:58] Mikoolo He's at work, ComputerTech.

[10:13:01] Mikoolo He got a real job.

[10:13:04] Mikoolo For a real employer.

[10:13:14] Mikoolo And not a "job" from his "parents"

[10:18:15] Mikoolo Thats not a red flag, pankakes.

[10:19:02] Mikoolo Your date accidentally dropping a bottle of chloroform while eating at a restaurant is a red flag.

[10:22:19] Mikoolo n1`kwak, some parents might behave like proper employers to their kids but I don't get that feeling whenever ComputerTech has talked about it.

[10:23:49] Mikoolo Heres a dangerous tide for you, ComputerTech.

[10:23:56] Mikoolo ride*

[10:24:53] Mikoolo s/pets/fucks

[10:25:10] Mikoolo ty

[10:25:25] Mikoolo no

[10:25:30] Mikoolo Thats a bad quote

[10:25:44] Mikoolo If you had actually said it, without the intent for it. Then it would have been quoteable.

[10:26:30] Mikoolo Here n1`kwak ComputerTech's parents wrote this song https://youtu.be/PGx7Fx3KyYk

[10:27:09] Mikoolo My son, look at my son

[10:27:09] Mikoolo Pride is not the word I'm looking for

[10:34:32] Mikoolo Gonna help a friend go throw trash.

[10:34:57] Mikoolo I told him "I'll do it for free. I'm bringing a speaker with me and I'll be in charge of music!"

[10:37:35] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/FpesMqm.jpeg

[10:38:40] Mikoolo Do you like lagomorphs, ComputerTech?

[10:39:27] Mikoolo Members of the lagomorpha.

[10:39:31] Mikoolo Rabbits and Hares.

[10:39:50] Mikoolo What about pikas?

[10:40:02] Mikoolo Wrong one.

[10:40:16] Mikoolo You know what chu means right?

[10:40:28] Mikoolo Nr 1

[10:40:41] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/AicEBRYFTeI

[10:42:36] Mikoolo Whats your favourite webbrowser, ComputerTech?

[13:17:30] Mikoolo home

[13:19:32] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/iqFQZPf.jpeg

[13:23:45] Mikoolo I found a pic of PapaFrog https://i.imgur.com/GBBQLin.png

[13:25:53] Mikoolo ComputerTech, name the most important thing to remember when you put a pizza in the oven.

[13:26:43] Mikoolo Wrong.

[13:26:46] Mikoolo To take the pizza out.

[13:27:33] Mikoolo When the smoke detector tells you it's time to take it out then you forgot about it and you do no longer have any edible pizza.

[13:27:58] Mikoolo Where?

[13:28:03] Mikoolo When?

[13:28:03] Mikoolo How?

[13:28:04] Mikoolo Why?

[13:28:05] Mikoolo Oh

[13:28:15] Mikoolo Whos there?

[13:51:49] Mikoolo irish666 pankakes https://www.youtube.com/shorts/g-7U-1AMj7Y?feature=share

[13:58:46] Mikoolo wildting2 buy this cd for me https://youtu.be/cK9dlmYvB-Y

[13:59:05] Mikoolo .cc 1 + 1

[13:59:08] Mikoolo Hmm

[13:59:13] Mikoolo Why no title announcement?

[13:59:44] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/Z2ALFuyKdQo

[14:00:23] Mikoolo True

[14:00:31] Mikoolo YT hates Patrick Stewart :(

[14:00:53] Mikoolo Seee

[14:01:10] Mikoolo .yt Swedish Cheese

[14:01:12] Mikoolo o

[14:01:57] Mikoolo FORBIDDEN!

[14:03:15] Mikoolo Big eyed robot at the playground.

[14:03:18] Mikoolo Thats how it's read.

[14:04:30] Mikoolo Good ComputerTech! You're offering yourself to akoshakait for the good of us all!

[14:05:17] Mikoolo akoshA

[14:05:19] Mikoolo kait

[14:27:12] Mikoolo deadly irish666 ComputerTech https://youtu.be/0CFBUSHzENI

[14:27:15] Mikoolo pankakes too

[14:29:26] Mikoolo pankakes sorry I didn't say good bye. I had my mic muted hardware side.

[14:29:43] Mikoolo Thought I enabled noise cancelling.

[14:30:20] Mikoolo irish666 was mad at me tho.

[14:30:53] Mikoolo I was not allowed to speak proper english :(

[14:31:58] Mikoolo pankakes you need to adjust your scope if you miss h4.

[14:32:19] Mikoolo Or is it user error?

[14:32:47] Mikoolo Ask him who is main chick is.

[14:32:53] Mikoolo his*

[14:33:40] Mikoolo They look like small spuds, ComputerTech.

[14:33:44] Mikoolo deadly *

[14:34:04] Mikoolo And if they are huge they might feel like sacks of small spuds.

[14:34:52] Mikoolo She can become a greek amazonian warrior.

[14:35:47] Mikoolo I recommend loosing weight.

[14:39:06] Mikoolo For your brain break.

[14:41:00] Mikoolo Fensta did you see the youtube video I $tell'd you?

[14:41:27] Mikoolo Fensta https://youtu.be/cK9dlmYvB-Y

[14:42:27] Mikoolo He made a music album for charity.

[14:46:19] Mikoolo Gonna go back to BG3 and see how it will make me rage quit this time.

[16:05:27] Mikoolo I have indeed put my monks staff into her, zof.

[16:05:40] Mikoolo Any fan of Captain Kirk would do it.

[16:06:09] Mikoolo Or Zapp Brannigan.

[16:06:39] Mikoolo I think Picard ended with s3 to build up a new Star Trek arc, Fensta.

[16:15:04] Mikoolo Whats that sign infront of fuck, irish666?

[16:15:09] Mikoolo Or is it supposed to be a square?

[16:20:40] Mikoolo (⓿_⓿)

[16:20:57] Mikoolo So square = low battery?

[16:21:28] Mikoolo He was at 8% when we ended our talk.

[16:21:49] Mikoolo People need to stop using all kinds of emoticons.

[16:21:59] Mikoolo Spammy cunt.

[16:28:31] Mikoolo Did the cunt stop spamming?

[16:28:45] Mikoolo Ok AlterEgo_, I believe you.

[16:34:27] Mikoolo Is it safe now?

[16:34:50] Mikoolo From the retards spam, deadly.

[16:35:10] Mikoolo Well.

[16:35:16] Mikoolo From the channel mascot's spam then.

[16:35:25] Mikoolo Nice

[16:38:16] Mikoolo We should get ComputerTech drunk af and ducttape him to the floor while he's unconcious after 1 whole bottle of Jameson.

[16:39:49] Mikoolo Or the ceiling.

[16:39:52] Mikoolo Like this https://youtu.be/H1XKLU8GaMo

[16:40:38] Mikoolo I do not support rape.

[16:40:51] Mikoolo h4 did you find the secret room in the Toll House?

[16:41:17] Mikoolo 19

[16:42:03] Mikoolo Where you kill the guys that are hunting Karlach.

[16:42:46] Mikoolo Loads of stuff.

[16:42:58] Mikoolo Gold, jewelry, +1 weapons.

[16:43:22] Mikoolo You put one party member to sit on each chair to open the secret door, h4.

[16:43:27] Mikoolo Bald Gate 3, irish666.

[16:44:03] Mikoolo s/jesus/Ronald McDonald

[16:45:20] Mikoolo .chanstats

[16:46:01] Mikoolo I think the channel mascot is threatening you, h4.

[16:46:19] Mikoolo Just imagine Peorth chasing you, h4.

[16:46:48] Mikoolo He wouldn't, ComputerTech. The police would confiscate them.

[16:46:54] Mikoolo And he'd be put in prison for murder.

[16:47:37] Mikoolo Peorth ain't so stupid to risk losing all his guns despite how stupid you think he is, ComputerTech.

[16:48:08] Mikoolo Yeah, he thinks Peorth would shoot you with a rifle, h4.

[16:48:20] Mikoolo Yeee.

[16:48:46] Mikoolo Much less punishment if he drives over you with his car and say "Herr Polizei, it was ein axident!"

[16:49:30] Mikoolo ComputerTech broke the bot, h4.

[16:54:04] Mikoolo Half of the & ain't even active.

[16:54:30] Mikoolo bobbydrake chatted the other day.

[16:54:45] Mikoolo I don't think I've seen bandit chat here at all.

[16:55:37] Mikoolo That explains the brown stain on his nose, foxy.

[16:55:57] Mikoolo .u brownnoser

[16:56:30] Mikoolo foxy is a innocent virgin, ComputerTech.

[16:56:37] Mikoolo She can't have thaught you naughty stuff like that.

[17:07:51] Mikoolo Thank you pankakes but you can't have them.

[17:08:34] Mikoolo .u blaxican

[17:15:53] Mikoolo h4 I think I am almost done with killing everything in the act 1 area that is directly hostile to me. Even saved the person from the burning house.

[17:16:13] Mikoolo But fuck the hag and her fucking cave.

[17:16:20] Mikoolo Yes

[17:17:08] Mikoolo I didn't know you're doing a evil playthrough.

[17:17:28] Mikoolo They were eating people in the village school, h4.

[17:18:02] Mikoolo I got the horn after kill them but don't know if it works to blow it.

[17:18:19] Mikoolo tieflings have feelings too.

[17:19:23] Mikoolo Well.

[17:19:35] Mikoolo The female ogre seemed to be quite loyal to the bugbear.

[17:20:02] Mikoolo Haven't gone there yet.

[17:20:36] Mikoolo Might go the underdark way, got a quest to make a mastercrafted weapon.

[17:22:19] Mikoolo Bald Gate 3

[17:22:34] Mikoolo Some call it Baldurs Gate 3

[17:23:14] Mikoolo It's a game about gatekeeping people with hair from entering the bald community by shaving it off, wof.

[17:24:57] Mikoolo Well it's a classic rpg game, wof. Turnbased and stuff.

[17:25:10] Mikoolo It makes me ragequit but also makes me come back for more.

[17:31:00] Mikoolo Not like final fantasy, of. More like "You can do all kinds of these stupid shit like setting these barrels on fire with an arrow and blow up an entire room of enemies including your own party and have the boss rush to your last party member and just gently shove him off a cliff."

[17:31:14] Mikoolo wof *

[17:31:44] Mikoolo Liverpool is a scam, Fensta. Theres no pools full of liver there.

[17:31:54] Mikoolo Or pools made from liver.

[17:32:23] Mikoolo It's like manchester.

[17:32:33] Mikoolo THeres no one you could call a man in manchester.

[17:32:52] Mikoolo Is he, irish666?

[17:34:25] Mikoolo He has killed a mighty beast to defend his slave, HelderHeid.

[17:34:33] Mikoolo Doraemon can no longer hurt his slave.

[17:35:50] Mikoolo I'm hairier than that 30 year old, wof.

[17:36:08] Mikoolo Except where it counts, the head.

[17:37:02] Mikoolo Yes.

[17:46:33] Mikoolo You're welcome my favourite Potato eyed farmer.

[17:46:41] Mikoolo no

[17:46:48] Mikoolo He called you worse than that.

[17:47:41] Mikoolo Oh

[17:47:44] Mikoolo Wrong person.

[17:47:56] Mikoolo Can't see as good as I used to.

[17:48:17] Mikoolo No

[17:48:37] Mikoolo The safeword is, Airplaneinspectoratlondonairport.

[17:50:09] Mikoolo Thats the purpose of the safewords, Fensta.

[17:50:22] Mikoolo .yt eurotrip safeword

[17:59:37] Mikoolo Sounds like a oscars nominee, ADMIRAL_HUBRIS.

[18:00:07] Mikoolo Jason Statham?

[18:00:19] Mikoolo Gary Glitter?

[18:00:27] Mikoolo Rick Mayall?

[18:01:00] Mikoolo Ah

[18:01:04] Mikoolo Rowan Atkinson.

[19:10:44] Mikoolo One should use chlorine disinfectants on germans, not make fun of them.

[19:18:05] Mikoolo h4 I just discovered. You can jump through windows in bg3 D:

[20:00:11] Mikoolo The gith group at the bridge was easy, h4.

[20:00:39] Mikoolo My monk went unarmed and killed like 3 of them on his own.

[21:05:37] Mikoolo Are you talking about that evil looking televangelist, Neo_Nemesis?

[21:06:05] Mikoolo Who can't ride public airplanes because they are filled with devils and prevents him from talking with god.

[21:06:19] Mikoolo h4, did you find the harpies in act 1?

[21:07:03] Mikoolo In the grove theres a path that leads to the sea and cliffs, theres 4 harpies and a nest there.

[21:07:37] Mikoolo I've explored every nook and crany in the first area now. Even found a harpers cache.

[21:07:56] Mikoolo I even got a stuffed teddy bear in my inventory.

[21:08:08] Mikoolo Did you try jumping?

[21:08:44] Mikoolo Oh those kids, where the mute kid shows you the entrance to?

[21:09:14] Mikoolo You reminded me of a hole I was gonna inspect near that, down the ladder.

[21:10:09] Mikoolo Theres the cave entrance then theres a ladder near it, behind the waterfall.

[21:10:15] Mikoolo That leads to a hole.

[21:10:37] Mikoolo Ah

[21:10:43] Mikoolo So theres to entrances to the kids cave.

[21:10:48] Mikoolo two*

[21:11:18] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/3pbFFmgUSuM

[21:13:30] Mikoolo Pretty Mikoolo found a icecream scoop, phonekait.

[21:13:33] Mikoolo pankakes *

[21:14:19] Mikoolo HEY!

[21:14:41] Mikoolo Want to trade it for ligma, ComputerTech?

[21:15:08] Mikoolo Fine, you can get a dragon then, ComputerTech.

[21:15:27] Mikoolo Not you Dragon.

[21:15:33] Mikoolo Drag on these balls, ComputerTech!

[21:17:12] Mikoolo It's easier to teach an old dog new tricks than to make akoshA not get kicked.

[21:17:52] Mikoolo Cats, Neo_Nemesis.

[21:17:56] Mikoolo Or the dog.

[21:18:04] Mikoolo Most likely it was ComputerTech.

[21:19:01] Mikoolo You should see a doctor if your furry shits like meat wrappers, phonekait.

[21:19:26] Mikoolo I said you should see a doctor, not take your cats to the vet.

[21:19:44] Mikoolo Furry shits ain't healty.

[21:19:53] Mikoolo Neither is them liking meat wrappers.

[21:20:11] Mikoolo Nah

[21:20:30] Mikoolo Don't think she's as weird as Billy, h4. He kisses his cats on the mouths.

[21:21:46] Mikoolo h4, how many hours do you have on BG3?

[21:22:01] Mikoolo 25.7 hours according to steam, for me.

[21:22:46] Mikoolo At the range.

[21:23:06] Mikoolo Thats where I assume all americans are when they ain't at work or on irc.

[21:23:26] Mikoolo Aaaw, thats cute h4.

[21:23:30] Mikoolo A baby penguin throwing hearts.

[21:24:24] Mikoolo Nice, you shoot in your own backyard then.

[21:24:47] Mikoolo What about a rifle, phonekait?

[21:25:06] Mikoolo What about a black powder revolver then, phonekait?

[21:25:17] Mikoolo .50cal air rifle?

[21:25:29] Mikoolo Shotgun then?

[21:25:49] Mikoolo Did I miss any technical term for different types of firearms?

[21:26:00] Mikoolo hi

[21:27:38] Mikoolo Heres a cute bunny gif https://i.imgur.com/Ihh2189.gif

[21:28:17] Mikoolo That explains why you don't need firearms, phonekait. You got a pet skunk.

[21:31:33] Mikoolo Nr 1 sidechick?

[21:33:58] Mikoolo Scotland, amirite irish666, pankakes? https://www.vulture.com/article/glasgow-sad-oompa-loompa-interview.html

[21:34:49] Mikoolo Now I want a burger.

[21:35:49] Mikoolo She need a big long strap-on to fuck god, TheFatherMind.

[21:37:53] Mikoolo What would these headers do, TheFatherMind? Get attached to h4 as if he was an engine?

[21:38:48] Mikoolo Dream of a ireland united and free from the bri'ish, irish666!

[21:40:31] Mikoolo irish666 still being oppressed by MI6 for his pro-irish ideology.

[21:40:38] Mikoolo nite h4

[21:45:35] Mikoolo Sven00 always reminds me of this song https://youtu.be/DC2nZjSj06w

[23:46:40] Mikoolo ok

[23:46:40] Mikoolo bned

[23:46:42] Mikoolo bed*

[23:46:48] Mikoolo BG3 is too addictive.

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