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[03:35:33] irishphone salut sushi

[08:42:00] irishphone hi

[08:55:58] irishphone .f

[09:07:35] irishphone it's too early for news but

[09:07:48] irishphone Mystery as priest arrives for service at one of London's most historic churches only to find the mourners are actors, the coffin is empty, the dead man might not be - and the whole thing 'was organised by a paedophile'

[09:31:52] irishphone lol

[10:27:25] irishphone hmmm

[12:27:22] irishphone i fucked up

[12:28:26] irishphone i wanted the hpv vaccine for free cause im cheap... so i told them i was a gay prostitute and now i am having like 9 blood tests and given pills

[12:28:38] irishphone monkey pox test also

[12:28:40] irishphone fml

[12:28:55] irishphone 😭😭😭😭😭

[12:29:33] irishphone im being given anti hiv pills also

[13:14:29] irishphone ¯\_(ツ)_/

[13:15:18] irishphone i've been given two vaccinations now

[13:15:32] irishphone hep b hep c and hpv

[13:15:40] irishphone something to do with monkey pox also

[13:15:42] irishphone lol

[13:16:09] irishphone ^^

[13:16:34] irishphone hell na

[13:17:04] irishphone yeah i'm only there for the hpv

[13:17:36] irishphone lool

[13:17:39] irishphone nah i'm healthy

[13:18:11] irishphone i bet get some food in ya

[13:18:48] irishphone could be worse, could have to look someone in the eye and tell them about your clients

[13:18:50] irishphone like me

[13:19:06] irishphone i had to make up like 3 customers i apparently fuck

[13:19:13] irishphone 😭

[13:19:47] irishphone if i was closer i woulda swung round by now

[13:20:02] irishphone you sound like you need help

[13:20:12] irishphone yeah

[13:20:19] irishphone does the pain wake you up

[13:21:36] irishphone ok

[13:22:21] irishphone i can't believe i did that this morning

[13:22:56] irishphone at least i'm vaccinated now 🤪

[13:23:08] irishphone sweet

[13:24:17] irishphone after that shit i need a smoke

[13:24:24] irishphone too much stress lol

[13:25:15] irishphone they even asked me what position i fuck my customers in

[13:25:19] irishphone 😭😭

[13:25:38] irishphone well these ones do

[13:26:02] irishphone i said it was a regular customer ;;

[13:26:19] irishphone i just wanted free nhs stuff

[13:26:42] irishphone yeah i had to look a bloke in the eye

[13:26:48] irishphone and say it

[13:27:40] irishphone "says here you have sex for money so we can do a few things today" ... 3 injections later

[13:27:42] irishphone lul

[13:28:31] irishphone anyways i gotta go back there with my fake name in 6 months

[13:29:05] irishphone they called out my fake name in the waiting room and i forgot it was mine

[13:29:09] irishphone 💀

[13:29:30] irishphone yes

[13:29:59] irishphone hpv vaccinations should be given to men without this nonsense though

[13:30:03] irishphone it's given to school kids

[13:30:30] irishphone other countries give it to their blokes yol

[13:30:34] irishphone too*

[13:30:43] irishphone nah no covid lol

[13:30:49] irishphone just normal stuff

[13:31:38] irishphone he said to me ... oh do you use prep?

[13:31:41] irishphone i said idk what that is

[13:32:03] irishphone hes like... you're working as a gay prostitute and you dont know what prep is?

[13:32:23] irishphone im like yeah i dont, hes like kay......😩😩😩

[13:32:45] irishphone its a pill that stops 99% of hiv transmission

[13:33:03] irishphone "we give them out like smarties, take some"

[13:33:16] irishphone its a preventative

[13:33:22] irishphone but lol

[13:33:40] irishphone i dont need this crap lol

[13:33:53] irishphone i have 5 boxes of it

[13:34:00] irishphone lol

[13:34:19] irishphone i didnt even know monkey pox was real

[13:34:36] irishphone oh yeah

[13:35:02] irishphone he was horrified of having no std test prior but lol cause i gave a fake name so

[13:35:12] irishphone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[13:35:25] irishphone i saved $1200 today

[13:35:40] irishphone and all i had to do was lie

[13:35:43] irishphone 🙌🏻

[13:35:50] irishphone thx

[13:36:57] irishphone HelderHeid: i don't think inulin works

[13:44:44] irishphone [Quote] #3444 added by irish666 2

[13:44:44] irishphone years 6 weeks 1 day 13 hours 26 minutes 19 seconds ago. [Quote] [21:49:37] tirish666: this is just an expensive war exercise and russia won't do shit. calling it 24th january 2022 @ 21:49 GMT

[13:44:59] irishphone 🤦

[13:45:16] irishphone that guy... such a no nothing

[13:50:11] irishphone WEST HAM

[13:50:33] irishphone wildting2: do you like the british chinese accent

[13:51:35] irishphone oh

[13:52:44] irishphone .f

[13:52:58] irishphone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[13:53:15] irishphone lol

[13:53:20] irishphone my band

[13:54:55] irishphone just open the barn doors and let her run away

[13:56:31] irishphone theyll sync and tear your balls off

[13:57:12] irishphone deaderz is kinda essexy

[13:57:31] irishphone lol oh

[13:58:11] irishphone pankakes so whats the milf doin today

[13:58:18] irishphone i havent seen it mikoolo

[13:58:31] irishphone .imdb joe dirt

[14:05:34] irishphone lol

[14:05:41] irishphone thx for link

[14:10:54] irishphone oh

[14:11:07] irishphone mighty faggot. that reminds me of this morning now

[14:11:34] irishphone 🥴

[14:11:51] irishphone nice?

[14:12:22] irishphone it was by me i think

[14:14:57] irishphone ill group it

[14:15:02] irishphone how do i do it

[14:18:31] irishphone thx

[14:19:13] irishphone lol thx grungebarbie

[14:23:25] irishphone im on 3g so lagging

[14:23:35] irishphone maybe keyboard later lol

[14:23:50] irishphone its london too

[14:24:00] irishphone capital city 🙄🙄🙄

[14:24:07] irishphone wouldn't know it

[14:24:39] irishphone lol yeah they installed two new ones on my secret running path

[14:24:44] irishphone 360 no scope

[14:25:05] irishphone i wear balaclava

[14:25:10] irishphone i aint stupid

[14:25:33] irishphone lol

[14:25:35] irishphone ffs

[14:25:44] irishphone i was by the crimea war statue yesterday

[14:25:48] irishphone you know

[14:25:56] irishphone the propa one

[14:26:48] irishphone good morning foxy the world says HELLO

[14:27:10] irishphone .yt 9 to 5 work

[14:27:16] irishphone :)

[14:27:24] irishphone ugh

[14:27:31] irishphone americanos are machines

[14:29:25] irishphone inb4 i hate my boss, he doesnt let me have any time off, barely lets me eat and forces me to work in the rain, im self employed 🙌🏻

[14:30:17] irishphone illegally collecting rain water

[14:30:20] irishphone tsk tsk

[14:30:43] irishphone i dont even know the laws here i would just do it anywaysb

[14:30:50] irishphone lol

[14:31:12] irishphone yea

[14:31:25] irishphone are you going to?

[14:31:32] irishphone texas has for a bit

[14:31:37] irishphone haha

[14:32:03] irishphone my girl out there aint so happy with guns but she says she rarely sees em

[14:32:35] irishphone I have a bad history with guns but i dont mind using them

[14:33:31] irishphone zof we are already in christiandom

[14:33:34] irishphone newb

[14:33:53] irishphone i am 🙌🏻

[14:34:32] irishphone princess?

[14:37:07] irishphone i have zero beef with makeup cause lol wtf

[14:37:35] irishphone probably mikoolo

[14:38:14] irishphone oh im so heavy rn i gained 3lbs

[14:38:41] irishphone i cant :(

[14:38:49] irishphone m'hip is fudged lol

[14:38:50] irishphone hahaha

[14:39:11] irishphone ... im still in shock

[14:39:43] irishphone "so when you have sex with your clients are you top or bottom" bro 💀

[14:40:05] irishphone yes man

[14:40:30] irishphone at least that acting school lessons paid off finally

[14:40:47] irishphone 😭

[14:41:02] irishphone s/deck/dick

[14:41:08] irishphone someone do it

[14:41:22] irishphone idk how

[14:41:48] irishphone Syndus: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[14:42:18] irishphone idk

[14:42:27] irishphone hey

[14:42:39] irishphone my day was weirder than usual h4

[14:42:56] irishphone less

[14:43:03] irishphone and it somehow got more gay

[14:43:18] irishphone .quotes search vaccine

[14:43:44] irishphone 😭😭😭😭

[14:46:04] irishphone happy birthday

[14:46:14] irishphone i also forgot how old i was

[14:46:28] irishphone been telling people im a year older than i actually am

[14:46:48] irishphone he quit cocaine so now hes emo

[14:46:59] irishphone no

[14:47:06] irishphone shes very much alive

[14:47:34] irishphone oh he asked me

[14:47:39] irishphone and i didnt know but

[14:47:44] irishphone .u chemsex

[14:47:48] irishphone oh

[14:48:00] irishphone weird name for normal fuckin

[14:48:01] irishphone gotcha

[15:01:23] irishphone meh

[15:01:36] irishphone i like zack

[15:01:41] irishphone its the original guy

[15:01:52] irishphone we have the same music taste

[15:02:14] irishphone merci?

[15:02:31] irishphone we did it 👏🏻

[15:07:07] irishphone im also Fr*nch

[15:08:33] irishphone yeah man im a member at astrix and obelix world

[15:08:38] irishphone ofc im Fr*nch

[15:08:55] irishphone been tonnes of times

[15:09:34] irishphone https://www.parcasterix.fr/en

[15:09:40] irishphone the true holy land

[15:12:26] irishphone lol

[15:13:16] irishphone End3r:

[15:13:26] irishphone https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/3FB9AWY8/1709910790.JPG

[15:15:49] irishphone yes

[15:16:12] irishphone Ice`: i read, watch and listen to French media

[15:16:33] irishphone Syndus: my sex doctor said its okay 🤦 😂

[15:16:36] irishphone jesus....

[15:17:01] irishphone i wrote down the fake name so i remember

[15:17:10] irishphone hes like

[15:17:22] irishphone so in your line of work... is there much violence?

[15:17:29] irishphone nah

[15:17:50] irishphone what

[15:18:31] irishphone hahaha

[15:18:59] irishphone oh btw

[15:19:31] irishphone you do get treated a bit differently once you say you are a prostitute... not bad just... different

[15:19:38] irishphone weird

[15:19:51] irishphone hey

[15:20:03] irishphone ah

[15:20:07] irishphone lol

[15:20:11] irishphone yeah thatll do it

[15:21:36] irishphone yeah

[15:22:36] irishphone i mean i couldnt donate blood in america up until 2 years ago cause i ate british beef in the 90s

[15:22:52] irishphone yeah

[15:25:19] irishphone wet wipe

[15:25:56] irishphone deaderz is such an essex boy name

[15:26:24] irishphone vhost

[15:43:33] irishphone Ahsoka:

[15:43:50] irishphone did u get an update about the cream yet

[15:44:18] irishphone lol

[15:44:37] irishphone i actually have some new toothpaste

[15:45:07] irishphone it's really good apparently x10 better tech than the last one

[15:45:24] irishphone it even has acid protection and isnt fda approved

[15:45:31] irishphone its made in uk

[15:46:11] irishphone its about £13 a small/med tube

[15:50:59] irishphone A psychic?

[15:51:31] irishphone cool

[15:52:11] irishphone lol

[15:54:06] irishphone now i need a smoke to forget i did that

[15:54:12] irishphone a long one

[15:54:42] irishphone anything id even smoke lavender

[15:54:45] irishphone rn

[15:55:09] irishphone i hope my house doesn't get raided as a brothel

[15:55:17] irishphone hi

[15:56:00] irishphone maybe i can request a info deletion one in fully vaxxed

[15:56:56] irishphone o really

[15:57:04] irishphone lol no

[15:57:34] irishphone i saw tyson teaching foot work not that long ago

[15:57:39] irishphone he's fast still

[15:57:48] irishphone really fast

[15:58:08] irishphone maybe! but i don't think so

[15:58:25] irishphone tyson probably trt boosts for this

[15:58:39] irishphone 57 yes

[15:58:56] irishphone deffoo

[15:59:12] irishphone but tyson has to to not turn into donuts

[15:59:27] irishphone jake does to "cheat" lol

[16:00:04] irishphone i'm eating a carbonara pizza

[16:00:09] irishphone its actually ok

[16:00:55] irishphone we should find a site that does gambling for the fight \g nothing big just got funz

[16:01:26] irishphone i like your fit wofmobile

[16:01:31] irishphone very miami

[16:02:15] irishphone we get it you're from new jersey not actual jersey

[16:02:52] irishphone hows the cats

[16:03:07] irishphone which one is your favourite today

[16:11:07] irishphone i cant even think about celebrating

[16:15:30] irishphone niice!

[16:15:34] irishphone thx

[16:23:17] irishphone bon tigres minitures

[16:28:57] irishphone https://www.engadget.com/spotify-is-mad-at-the-french-government-and-taking-it-out-on-users-175910647.html

[16:29:04] irishphone !bang

[20:44:53] irishphone 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[20:45:04] irishphone gonna go church innit now

[21:03:01] irishphone foxy you there

[21:03:45] irishphone ok

[21:47:47] irishphone .f

[21:47:51] irishphone .w

[22:17:59] irishphone any of you wanna join me for an cheeky outdoor puff

[22:18:07] irishphone tired

[22:18:14] irishphone long day

[22:18:30] irishphone puff of puff innit

[22:19:32] irishphone dw i adulted in the worse way today phonekait

[22:19:47] irishphone ;_;

[22:20:00] irishphone phonekait: 💉

[22:20:09] irishphone remember

[22:20:39] irishphone .quote search vaccine

[22:20:45] irishphone this lol

[22:20:54] irishphone did the dentist go ok?

[22:21:11] irishphone ah i see

[22:22:16] irishphone i heard about a celebrity yesterday who spent £100,000 on her teeth but i don't understand how... even root canal and rebuilding is not that expensive, theres only 32 teeth and she dropped £3k on each one?

[22:22:45] irishphone yeah i dont understand plus she was in her 20s

[22:22:59] irishphone dentists do use cadavers mikoolo

[22:23:02] irishphone its still cheap

[22:23:39] irishphone they use "cadaver powder" around the roots sometimes and other things

[22:23:47] irishphone you can ask them not too

[22:24:43] irishphone https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3722694/#:~:text=Allograft%20is%20derived%20from%20humans,sourced%20from%20a%20bone%20bank.

[22:25:53] irishphone some people deny it based on lifestyle

[22:32:30] irishphone hahahha

[22:32:43] irishphone its so goofy

[23:03:43] irishphone lool Ahsoka

[23:11:04] irishphone !bang

[23:11:08] irishphone what

[23:37:27] irishphone Mikoolo do you like moloko

[23:38:25] irishphone did you hear about my day m8

[23:38:33] irishphone nuffin will ever be okay again

[23:38:42] irishphone .quote search vax

[23:38:49] irishphone uh duck

[23:39:18] irishphone .quote search cheap

[23:39:26] irishphone 😭

[23:39:40] irishphone bruv they asked me wild shit.

[23:39:57] irishphone 👍🏻

[23:40:44] irishphone pankakes: they said my fake name in the waiting room and i didnt get up cause i forgot it was me

[23:41:45] irishphone they asked how many customers i have too man

[23:42:24] irishphone bruvvv they asked me how i serve them

[23:42:45] irishphone yeah that was the day before 👌🏻 perfect

[23:43:15] irishphone i think my dignity took a knock lol they asked top or bottom innitn

[23:43:31] irishphone i had to look this guy in the eye

[23:43:55] irishphone looool

[23:44:14] irishphone they have me sooooo many more injections

[23:44:34] irishphone even monkey pox vaccine

[23:44:36] irishphone crazy

[23:45:22] irishphone i didnt know a lot of the terms so it was kinda

[23:45:26] irishphone weird but whatever

[23:45:54] irishphone oh dude i have so many anti hiv pills

[23:46:04] irishphone looool

[23:46:30] irishphone i gotta go back in 6 months to get another round

[23:47:04] irishphone lol i only wanted the hpv one ffs so i gotta

[23:47:15] irishphone its 2 shots

[23:47:30] irishphone ah!

[23:47:40] irishphone its like a grand

[23:47:53] irishphone i think i broke even

[23:48:03] irishphone emotional damage wise

[23:48:14] irishphone oh mines 6 months

[23:48:36] irishphone ... all my other vax they signed me up for .... well thats a crazy schedule

[23:48:42] irishphone like one a month

[23:48:47] irishphone its for hep b and c

[23:48:53] irishphone bruv

[23:49:19] irishphone i read on reddit "yo say that you're a sex worker and you'll get it for free "

[23:49:24] irishphone so i did innit

[23:50:15] irishphone life is weird man

[23:50:47] irishphone yes

[23:51:15] irishphone so much so you can get a grand of medicine with a fake name and address and no appointment

[23:51:23] irishphone but... i cant get normal gp help

[23:51:27] irishphone 👌🏻

[23:53:22] irishphone thx for the info phonekait i was wondering if anyone else took it, its meant to be apart of the school leavers shots now

[23:54:43] irishphone yea they didnt give it to men and still kinda dont

[23:54:52] irishphone well they do now for boys

[23:55:38] irishphone i didnt fuck with the covid shots but im cool with everything else

[23:56:29] irishphone they basically eliminated cervical cancer with this shot though and guys spread if like crazy so ... uh yeah blokes should get it

[23:56:38] irishphone in scotland

[23:56:40] irishphone ***

[23:58:54] irishphone ive never had it so i thought i might aswell

[23:59:34] irishphone ah

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