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[14:57:38] Fensta assume she didn't like taking your sausage in her mouth

[17:49:37] Fensta you are dated h4 with your anti british shit

[17:49:46] Fensta old jokes man

[17:49:55] Fensta well he is one :)

[17:50:24] Fensta poor deadly, he takes so much abuse he should be in foster care

[17:51:07] Fensta haha the 2nd one is a decent line

[17:51:30] Fensta irc is hit n miss, u win some u lose some

[17:52:17] Fensta :)

[17:54:34] Fensta https://youtu.be/tS_9UlOn06o?t=84

[17:54:43] Fensta \o/

[17:55:05] Fensta no idea, its how the bot linked it

[17:55:34] Fensta ah, the muppet that uloaded it named it like that, weird

[17:55:55] Fensta shit happens maaan

[17:56:39] Fensta more importantly you should listen to pink floyd from this album onward, skip the earlier ones before they became good

[17:57:52] Fensta stop hurting our eyes

[17:58:30] Fensta why you little..........

[17:59:33] Fensta can i kick u , no i cant, or i would :P

[17:59:50] Fensta i tried btw

[17:59:58] Fensta it's ok, i'm over it now

[18:00:07] Fensta my eyes aren't

[18:00:11] Fensta :)

[18:00:29] Fensta jeebuz

[18:00:46] Fensta that is literal pain to my stoned eyes

[18:01:05] Fensta easier to switch to a diff chan

[18:04:29] Fensta sicko

[18:04:35] Fensta putting salt in chocolate

[18:05:54] Fensta the parts sticking out of the side look weird

[18:06:56] Fensta this chans users take enough meds to kill a herd of elephants

[18:07:09] Fensta haha yeh, why

[18:19:30] Fensta hard to believe somebody would trust you with a hamster h4, never mind a small human being

[18:19:54] Fensta i guess you are less weird in real life

[18:20:01] Fensta :P

[18:20:28] Fensta i'm a shit one, i never see him

[18:20:34] Fensta too lazy

[18:20:45] Fensta good on ya

[18:21:00] Fensta i wouldnt go that far

[18:21:18] Fensta rogan can be ok or a complete dickhead

[18:21:50] Fensta he's mostly a ufc commentator and podcaster

[18:22:46] Fensta hmm, i was % the other day, now i'm a crappy op

[18:22:51] Fensta this channel is a rip off

[18:23:14] Fensta who is the person i need to kil

[18:23:26] Fensta grr ok ty

[18:23:48] Fensta temp shit isn't great, might as well slap me in the face

[18:24:28] Fensta friends are shit, having none is cooler

[18:24:48] Fensta lol mikoo, yeh i'd prefer that

[18:25:10] Fensta i couldnt harm a fly tho

[18:25:32] Fensta lol

[18:25:42] Fensta pacifist, cos of smokin weed

[18:25:57] Fensta i punched my door last week

[18:26:04] Fensta sometimes u have to punch stuff

[18:26:58] Fensta plastic edges on the alarm, a door has nothing to make u bleed

[18:27:34] Fensta we clearly need a heavy bag to beat up when we're angry

[18:27:58] Fensta lol at least u didnt punch ur girlfriend

[18:28:33] Fensta same, been a long time since i punched a person

[18:28:40] Fensta he deserved it at least

[18:28:46] Fensta heh

[18:29:19] Fensta women are allowed to punch you, the police stopped their car and dragged my gf off me when she was batrering me in the face with her fists and hand bag

[18:29:29] Fensta that was not a good new years eve

[18:30:05] Fensta both were, she dumped me because i kissed some chick in the pub and she saw it

[18:30:14] Fensta yeh i was a bit bruised up

[18:31:13] Fensta the last instinctive punch i threw was when someone punched a friend of mine standing next to me, i automatically punched him to the floor without thinking

[18:31:17] Fensta how dare he hit a friend

[18:31:37] Fensta then i had to take on him and his 2 friends , 3 vs 1 is shit

[18:32:02] Fensta that is your obligation h4 :)

[18:32:32] Fensta some fucker smacked my gf's ass, i was ready to smash a bottle in his face but i was outnumbered

[18:32:54] Fensta made me sooooooooooo angry

[18:33:19] Fensta he was a local piece of shit with his friends, i was just me

[18:33:24] Fensta what can u do

[18:33:53] Fensta women get you into these kinda situations

[18:34:07] Fensta shady

[18:34:20] Fensta heh

[18:34:41] Fensta when ur adrenaline kicks in, its on

[18:34:54] Fensta people eh, such arseholes

[18:35:33] Fensta have been guilty of being drunk n talkin shit

[18:35:48] Fensta :)

[18:37:50] Fensta lol frog

[18:38:52] Fensta a friend of mine had a situation like that, met some chick he'd fucked around with and she was angry. threw a drink at him but he dodged it , i took the full amount of it in the face

[18:39:25] Fensta happens

[18:39:34] Fensta when you have a dickhead friend :)

[18:40:45] Fensta he needs a lesson

[18:41:48] Fensta anticlimax, i was waiting for the women to beat all 8 of them to the ground :)

[18:42:05] Fensta in liverpool , possible

[18:42:23] Fensta they take off their stiletto's and use them as weapons

[18:42:43] Fensta rather be peaceful

[18:42:58] Fensta plus, too much effort to fight

[18:43:14] Fensta jeez, thats some rant

[18:43:33] Fensta i must be lagging, that all happened in 2 seconds

[18:44:10] Fensta tip - right click channel select "slow paste from clipboard", saves gettin kicked for spamming

[18:44:42] Fensta lol sounds like the conflict resolution part isn't working out too well

[18:45:19] Fensta who were you aiming that rant at pankakes ?

[18:45:49] Fensta nah , it couldnt be at me, nobody is that angry with me :)

[18:45:53] Fensta i'm nice, honest

[18:46:32] Fensta that was same as you last paste

[18:46:35] Fensta btw

[18:46:54] Fensta also , chill , nobody on irc should wind you up this much

[18:47:19] Fensta change to a diff chan and relax

[18:47:53] Fensta nobody is jealous of you, we don't even know your life

[18:48:34] Fensta lol

[18:48:42] Fensta ok sooooooooo, moving on

[18:48:58] Fensta yeh

[18:49:06] Fensta wiggling is correct

[18:51:59] Fensta memory stuff is hard

[18:52:10] Fensta memory stuff is hard

[18:57:49] Fensta best avoided

[18:57:53] Fensta talking is hard

[18:58:01] Fensta easier to type

[18:58:44] Fensta lol , doctors don't do irc eh ? :)

[18:58:57] Fensta he's sexy h4

[18:59:31] Fensta some people assume when you say doctor that it's a female, some assume it's a male

[18:59:36] Fensta it's a generation thing

[18:59:43] Fensta all docs were male years ago

[19:00:12] Fensta oh , i missed that bit sorry :P

[19:00:45] Fensta hideous script addon

[19:01:29] Fensta we;re all dying, slowly

[19:01:49] Fensta so how about those big titties.......

[19:02:12] Fensta ( o )( o )

[19:03:30] Fensta that looks like an arse

[19:03:44] Fensta i don't and never will trust your links miko

[19:04:14] Fensta he's like irc in 2002

[19:04:20] Fensta posting goatse shit

[19:04:46] Fensta sadly we all know it

[19:05:08] Fensta yeh but u have become untrustable :)

[19:05:30] Fensta he'd burn the place down as he walked in

[19:07:19] Fensta man up, call it a stomach, don;t use kids words

[19:07:36] Fensta also , it wont kill ya, stop worrying :)

[19:08:14] Fensta lol it is in england

[19:08:21] Fensta which is the only country that matters

[19:08:39] Fensta we invented time, suck our GMT

[19:09:21] Fensta ello syndus mon

[19:09:44] Fensta stop typign so quickly, its hard to read

[19:10:04] Fensta bah :P

[19:10:43] Fensta how dare you, i know where you live computertech

[19:11:09] Fensta i'm gonna tell your mother

[19:11:17] Fensta behave :)

[19:11:43] Fensta be nice, don;t listen to the horrible ppl in here

[19:11:54] Fensta nice of ya computertech

[19:12:12] Fensta i paid mine off with gifts , didnt have to spend time with her

[19:12:16] Fensta i'm a shit son

[19:12:41] Fensta that was all you h4...............

[19:12:55] Fensta no comment Ahsoka

[19:13:19] Fensta his loves bears

[19:13:46] Fensta u didnt need to explain is Ahsoka :(

[19:14:02] Fensta can we not all be pleasant on a sunday !

[19:14:07] Fensta think of the children

[19:14:15] Fensta that are in this channel

[19:14:24] Fensta its nice to be nice

[19:14:35] Fensta haha ComputerTech

[19:15:18] Fensta i dont know the date until the supermarkets tell me

[19:15:44] Fensta "buy some stuff for your parent !!!, quickly !!"

[19:15:51] Fensta ok!

[19:16:16] Fensta sunday used to be a new simpsons episode, new x-files episode

[19:16:24] Fensta was a good day then, now its shit

[19:17:03] Fensta good boy frog, it's what u have to do :)

[19:17:40] Fensta i liked the simpsons but can't like famliy guy or american dad

[19:18:26] Fensta a million ways to die in the west was funny man

[19:18:30] Fensta i liked it

[19:18:41] Fensta ceth mcfarlene or somethin

[19:19:16] Fensta damn, ur sense of humour is ...... ok probably, different than mine

[19:19:39] Fensta oh jeez

[19:19:48] Fensta surely it wasn't

[19:19:54] Fensta oh

[19:20:01] Fensta ted was ok

[19:20:09] Fensta havent seen the tv series

[19:21:29] Fensta your lives sound like a taboo porn movie

[19:22:02] Fensta "we shouldn't" ...."it's ok, we're not related"

[19:22:10] Fensta haha sorry

[19:22:34] Fensta too nerdy to have sex :P

[19:22:46] Fensta and it would be wrong obviously....

[19:23:04] Fensta yeh thats kinda creepy mikoo :P

[19:23:31] Fensta ffs h4, sounds like your grandma is a hillbilly

[19:23:52] Fensta luckily my cousins are both ugly men :)

[19:24:16] Fensta country folk fuck their family

[19:25:00] Fensta in the past it was perfectly fine to marry your cousin

[19:25:12] Fensta before we knew more about genetics

[19:25:54] Fensta its not a problem in 1st world countries, 3rd world might be different

[19:26:44] Fensta why are we talking about this by the way, next subject

[19:27:02] Fensta lol u had to go there

[19:27:18] Fensta she will slip into your next wank for 2 seconds

[19:27:38] Fensta haha

[19:28:11] Fensta he sure is

[19:28:18] Fensta but usually right

[19:29:02] Fensta if your main problem with fucking your cousin is she drinks to much, maybe focus on the world Cousin earlier in the sentence

[19:29:35] Fensta be safe ComputerTech darling

[19:30:16] Fensta so far i have resisted the urge to click or learn anything that sounds like a harry potter vibe

[19:30:21] Fensta fuck no

[19:30:29] Fensta i refuse ! :)

[19:30:47] Fensta sorry, i have my principles

[19:31:23] Fensta lol i clicked it

[19:31:25] Fensta not bad

[19:31:46] Fensta yeh i trusted him , for once

[19:31:51] Fensta haha

[19:32:44] Fensta amen, safest

[19:33:17] Fensta if i wasn't so lazy i'd link a hot chick

[19:33:47] Fensta tho she might be a mother, that would ruin it

[19:34:28] Fensta its time harry potter readers / viewers were burnt in a fire

[19:34:41] Fensta if they are over 10

[19:34:48] Fensta it's a frickin kids book

[19:35:09] Fensta thats not english , its hogwart shite

[19:35:35] Fensta read the hobbit like everyone else in school :)

[19:35:42] Fensta proper nonsense

[19:36:13] Fensta do you espanól ?

[19:36:23] Fensta a little eh

[19:36:37] Fensta i learnt a bit from watching shows on netflix about drug cartels

[19:36:56] Fensta yeh liked that one, and the sequel spinoff

[19:37:09] Fensta yeh

[19:37:27] Fensta true, pabol was more interestin

[19:37:32] Fensta pablo

[19:37:45] Fensta cool actor

[19:37:58] Fensta assume he'll be a bunch of movies after that

[19:38:24] Fensta dunno, sounded ok to me

[19:38:42] Fensta that's such an english name

[19:38:55] Fensta yeh

[19:39:01] Fensta but only just

[19:39:18] Fensta yeh i find mexican a bit slower than fast talkin columbians

[19:39:24] Fensta or south americans in general

[19:39:38] Fensta naaah

[19:39:51] Fensta why

[19:39:58] Fensta was she latina

[19:40:12] Fensta heh k

[19:40:22] Fensta mine would make you laugh but i aint gonna tell you it

[19:40:37] Fensta i got enough grief for it in school

[19:41:04] Fensta nah but my last name is 14 letters

[19:41:57] Fensta you try spelling that as a kid in school, i cried because i couldn't do it

[19:42:51] Fensta haha Ahsoka , clever

[19:43:04] Fensta this is why we have nicknames

[19:43:11] Fensta ones we chose !

[19:43:45] Fensta who the fuck would choose irish666 as a nickname.....

[19:44:01] Fensta :)

[19:44:23] Fensta it's metal if nothing else

[19:44:49] Fensta you're so irish you stole a caravan off yer maaaa

[19:45:32] Fensta if you can understand "snatch" you can understand irish ppl

[19:45:51] Fensta super misty sounds like a pron star

[19:46:10] Fensta fog lights is always innuendo for big tits

[19:46:34] Fensta indeed, we have many silly words

[19:50:53] Fensta what did he do

[19:54:07] Fensta pikey blinder

[19:55:20] Fensta u realise our fonts are limited

[19:56:00] Fensta dunno how u can type fast enough on a phone to use irc, sounds friggin annoyin

[19:57:06] Fensta teenagers can use 2 hands and be mad fast, lil shits

[19:57:32] Fensta i aint rich enough to have a lawn :(

[19:58:05] Fensta mikoolo flew over the cuckoo's nest

[19:58:41] Fensta :)

[19:59:09] Fensta sounded good until the no food or alcohol part

[19:59:45] Fensta heh nice one Ahsoka

[20:00:07] Fensta ah cmon, i didnt see that joke, he did

[20:00:25] Fensta i like stuff that i dont expect

[20:00:51] Fensta nothing else makes me laugh, i have no sense of humour

[20:02:03] Fensta that is less funny

[20:02:53] Fensta cute cat

[20:03:06] Fensta your toenails are less good to look at :P

[20:03:22] Fensta looks like a mans foot

[20:03:43] Fensta maybe u should :P

[20:03:53] Fensta or at least grow em a bit and put nail polish on em

[20:04:04] Fensta same, my feet are too ticklish

[20:05:09] Fensta it's not bullying if u dont make someone laugh

[20:05:47] Fensta haha

[20:06:03] Fensta i assume all females online are attractive until proven otherwise

[20:07:02] Fensta people eh, can never understand em

[20:07:21] Fensta heh true kumool

[20:07:37] Fensta "appeared"

[20:08:05] Fensta don't you dare correct my english :P

[20:08:12] Fensta ultimate diss

[20:08:47] Fensta you are in good company grungebarbie

[20:09:37] Fensta the cat at the front of the pic looks like a model

[20:09:47] Fensta a pro at pictures taken of it

[20:11:22] Fensta only 1 pillow, i can guess you are single :P

[20:12:05] Fensta so you don't fuck , just share same bed

[20:12:18] Fensta only old people have sides of the bed

[20:12:35] Fensta ok , all is good phonekait :)

[20:13:25] Fensta seperate covers, you might as well have 2 beds

[20:15:00] Fensta we aint americano, plz dont mention their shit

[20:16:55] Fensta lol yeh i see phonekait , i relate. ya need some space to sleep

[20:16:59] Fensta me time

[20:18:02] Fensta yeh h4, your tits are too hot

[20:18:07] Fensta cool them

[20:18:56] Fensta bukkake the wall, more avant garde

[20:19:52] Fensta use a blacklight on it

[20:21:23] Fensta it;s irc, not wwf

[20:21:55] Fensta i'll hold her head down, you keep watch :P

[20:22:38] Fensta some of us in here are old ish

[20:23:07] Fensta jeez, i fear u

[20:23:23] Fensta ur bedroom mostly :)

[20:23:40] Fensta 40 is nothing , it's modern times

[20:24:37] Fensta 40 seems young when your 50

[20:25:14] Fensta surely they aint the same person

[20:25:46] Fensta i get confused in here, hard to keep up

[20:26:20] Fensta u are awful

[20:26:36] Fensta lol

[20:26:42] Fensta bit harsh, it looks tidy to me

[20:27:55] Fensta you might have ocd

[20:28:04] Fensta kaits place looks ok

[20:28:53] Fensta sounds like my dad, he has to clean the house every day with bleach, its fuckin annoyin and stinks

[20:29:47] Fensta i've hated bleach since i was a dishwasher and we had to boil bleach then scrub the floors with it. that shit gets up your nose

[20:29:51] Fensta can smell it for days

[20:30:45] Fensta there are shows on uk tv about obsessive cleaners going to clean obsessive hoarders filthy houses

[20:30:52] Fensta they are polar opposites

[20:31:02] Fensta because most tv shows are shit

[20:31:36] Fensta i d/l the tv shows i like, dont watch normal tv

[20:32:22] Fensta tell him to man up, a male friend should never be "upset"

[20:32:29] Fensta the fag

[20:33:13] Fensta the epilepsy angle is a bit weird

[20:34:10] Fensta :P

[20:34:28] Fensta if you could read the test , you ain't retarded

[20:34:49] Fensta if you can hold your own on irc, you ain't retarded. why are you taking these tests ?

[20:35:35] Fensta yeh but he ain';t one of them

[20:36:05] Fensta ok froggy

[20:37:43] Fensta i could use some food, even tho i'm fat

[20:38:00] Fensta and don't want to be, should eat nothing but it's hard

[20:39:45] Fensta yeh i only like potatoes and peas

[20:40:20] Fensta those too, even tho they are a fruit

[20:40:42] Fensta water isnt so filling

[20:41:12] Fensta i tried a stuffed pepper, unsurprisingly it was a bit peppery

[20:42:29] Fensta ignore is there for a reason

[20:43:02] Fensta lets have a heated deabte

[20:43:09] Fensta debate?

[20:44:03] Fensta pics of h4 can only be found on paysites

[20:44:55] Fensta i fear i'd turn to stone if i looked at any of you in the eyes

[20:45:43] Fensta \o/

[20:46:15] Fensta lol FU h4

[20:46:30] Fensta i could make a hundred german jokes, twat :)

[20:46:51] Fensta fack off :)

[20:47:28] Fensta i refuse to be drawn into an england v germany argument, i'd lose on penalties

[20:49:39] Fensta ello mate, bit early to goto bed tho init

[20:50:19] Fensta i aint getting out of shape, it's an "in joke" between me and h4

[20:51:23] Fensta nah, peace n stuff

[20:52:26] Fensta prison sex kick, harsh

[20:54:08] Fensta if we were sensitive we wouldnt be in this chan

[20:54:46] Fensta that kid has a future in mma

[20:55:30] Fensta can u afford it deadly? if so, go for it, some niiiiiice food out there

[20:56:09] Fensta lol

[20:56:35] Fensta closest deadly got to a wheelchair was when he stole one

[20:57:36] Fensta i sadly relate to that syndus

[20:58:24] Fensta if i could star trek next gen teleport some to you syndus, i would

[20:59:00] Fensta make it so

[20:59:26] Fensta ooosh a replicator and holodeck made me hard

[20:59:40] Fensta i wish the future was that cool

[20:59:57] Fensta its really shit tho

[21:00:59] Fensta computer analyzes the food, saves it as a pattern in its databse, whats so hard to understand :P

[21:02:49] Fensta we should do whatever carl sagan said in pale blue dot

[21:03:00] Fensta fucker knew his stuff

[21:03:26] Fensta love listening to him, its relaxing

[21:04:32] Fensta symphony of science a music colaboration sampled all of those famous scientists and astro physycists and made some really mellow tunes

[21:04:49] Fensta the sagan ones were particularly good

[21:05:47] Fensta https://youtu.be/zSgiXGELjbc?list=PLFC4EE4355ADEBDB1

[21:05:59] Fensta a still more glorious dawn awaits

[21:06:22] Fensta it's my human right to be fat

[21:06:46] Fensta but taste like shit

[21:06:51] Fensta compared to a cheeseburger

[21:07:32] Fensta ideally we'd be able to grow meat in a lab, but it would never be cost effective

[21:07:51] Fensta its' doable , theyve done it

[21:08:15] Fensta i like mushrooms :P

[21:08:34] Fensta veggie shit

[21:08:46] Fensta all milk is not for me

[21:08:59] Fensta why would i wanna suck on a cows udder

[21:10:36] Fensta biggest meat supplier

[21:11:06] Fensta i couldnt kill a cow and make burgers out of it, but i'm semi glad someone can

[21:11:25] Fensta cos a veggie burger just aint the same

[21:12:13] Fensta bolt gun

[21:12:22] Fensta compressed air

[21:12:46] Fensta worst job ever is working in an abatoire

[21:13:07] Fensta food chain is brutal, we are too sensitive for it

[21:13:24] Fensta best not to think about :P

[21:13:32] Fensta just buy nice food in supermarket

[21:15:12] Fensta ham, beef, pork, bacon, chicken

[21:15:23] Fensta for sandwiches

[21:15:50] Fensta ;)

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