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[04:51:08] irishphone tired

[06:40:57] irishphone okay

[06:41:06] irishphone just killed 5km h4

[11:52:12] irishphone hey

[12:32:29] irishphone lol

[13:15:26] irishphone maybe Syndus

[13:15:49] irishphone my hip is pretty bad today i killed 5km this morning

[13:16:03] irishphone gonna probably smoke soon

[13:16:11] irishphone tired of pot tbh

[13:17:36] irishphone lol

[13:28:05] irishphone probably gonna head up to a doctor

[13:28:13] irishphone cant sleep with this crap

[14:20:40] irishphone Ahsoka: how long until results?

[14:21:08] irishphone i'm waiting a week for blood lol

[14:21:37] irishphone oh are you ok

[14:22:24] irishphone i'm just checking my organs after losing weight

[14:22:27] irishphone lol

[14:22:47] irishphone maybe i may have to sell some one day

[14:22:55] irishphone 🎲

[14:23:50] irishphone after i told them i was a gay sex worker they sent my blood somewhere special

[14:23:58] irishphone just to note

[14:24:08] irishphone i am not this

[14:24:48] irishphone yes

[14:25:43] irishphone at first she laughed then she cried?

[14:25:48] irishphone hours apart

[14:25:49] irishphone lol

[14:26:17] irishphone me? i went to church straight after but the place was closed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ god busy

[14:26:24] irishphone no i told her

[14:26:29] irishphone im like

[14:27:10] irishphone i missed these shots as a kid and now they want me to pay for multiple of them... and they give them to free for people 5 years younger

[14:27:27] irishphone so ... like apparently all i had to say was i was gay and that woulda covered it but

[14:27:42] irishphone i panicked and ticked i was a sex worker too

[14:28:13] irishphone i didnt think they would ask so many questions about positions i fuck my customers in

[14:28:51] irishphone i think the therapist bill is gonna outweigh the vaccination bill

[14:29:36] irishphone mikoolo shes angry about something else

[14:29:56] irishphone and this on top just annoys her

[14:30:42] irishphone shes writing a comedy piece and also has writers block

[14:30:47] irishphone i leave her to it

[14:31:45] irishphone i forgot my torch this morning

[14:33:51] irishphone 👀 https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/z2SNr4FT/1710167612.JPG

[14:34:00] irishphone loads of the canal is tagged

[14:35:41] irishphone Mikoolo: i wouldnt be surprised if

[14:36:21] irishphone i wouldnt be surprised *

[14:54:17] irishphone so they said: when was the last time you had sex for money 💀: me: "2 weeks ago" ...

[14:54:31] irishphone bruv i need a drink before i recollect this

[14:54:35] irishphone ffs

[14:54:51] irishphone they DIDN'T ask that thankfully

[14:54:55] irishphone ffs

[14:55:16] irishphone theyll just be a relationship

[14:55:39] irishphone btw the fiancee saidn

[14:56:09] irishphone "you kinda are a gay prostitute now " lol

[14:56:19] irishphone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[14:56:34] irishphone i told her it was performance art

[14:56:47] irishphone she aint buying it

[14:57:01] irishphone shes like

[14:57:28] irishphone didnt you go buy chicken nuggets at 4am the other night or were you at work

[14:57:32] irishphone lol

[14:57:50] irishphone lol

[14:58:06] irishphone oh yeah

[14:58:34] irishphone the guy saw my wrist bandage cause i burnt myself and hes like "violence at work?"

[14:59:02] irishphone ffs

[14:59:08] irishphone he said

[14:59:53] irishphone do you consider yourself gay? im like no, hes said bisexual? i said no... then i realised i ran out if options but luckily he said "oh you dont call it a name"

[14:59:56] irishphone 😮‍💨

[15:00:03] irishphone saved by... idk what

[15:00:30] irishphone i will just say i beat the shit out of insecure people for money and sometimes they cum

[15:00:32] irishphone 🙌🏻

[15:00:42] irishphone good idea

[15:01:11] irishphone its a community service

[15:01:36] irishphone anyway

[15:01:49] irishphone i highly recommend it if you want to save some money

[15:01:56] irishphone dignity? no just money

[15:03:13] irishphone bulllletproof

[15:04:00] irishphone london https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/dhJhT51E/1710169427.JPG

[15:04:25] irishphone this is like uh... a nature reserve

[15:05:06] irishphone loo

[15:05:09] irishphone yea

[15:05:27] irishphone im alllowed to stand between those two fences

[15:06:37] irishphone this was at 5am when i ran

[15:08:08] irishphone forgot my torch but it's getting brighter now so you can still kinda see https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/9tunuwgj/trim.1D9B61FC-6273-472F-92B1-6CBD35817EC6.mp4

[15:08:30] irishphone zof^^

[15:09:12] irishphone no

[15:09:14] irishphone its cheap

[15:09:25] irishphone oh lol

[15:09:32] irishphone .quote search cheap

[15:09:53] irishphone only been 3 days 😭

[15:09:58] irishphone feels like a week

[15:10:15] irishphone it really is

[15:10:46] irishphone im too old by a few years

[15:10:53] irishphone they assume im infected already

[15:11:01] irishphone when ...thats not true lol

[15:11:11] irishphone its like 1 in 3 men

[15:11:22] irishphone it usually clears your body in 2-3 years

[15:11:36] irishphone but there's like 70 different types of it

[15:12:26] irishphone so cause im older they wanna shoot you 2-3 times

[15:12:34] irishphone its about 200-300 a shot

[15:13:01] irishphone so £900 maybe theres some deals, i was given hep c and b vaccination too

[15:13:41] irishphone oh and uh

[15:13:50] irishphone monkeypox vaccination

[15:14:22] irishphone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ tbh i shoulda just told my doctor i was going somewhere exotic and hiv-y

[15:14:40] irishphone like mexico

[15:14:51] irishphone or russia

[15:15:58] irishphone oh ok

[15:16:24] irishphone link it again

[15:16:37] irishphone lol

[15:17:43] irishphone why doesnt dominos sell coffee

[15:17:45] irishphone ffs

[15:18:45] irishphone i know nobody cares but

[15:18:54] irishphone are any of you paying attention to the royal drama?

[15:19:06] irishphone kate middletons pr team keep fucking up

[15:19:50] irishphone mikoolo i heard its hard to make good espresso without electric

[15:20:01] irishphone or impossible ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[15:20:15] irishphone the pressure you need

[15:21:58] irishphone mikoolo

[15:22:19] irishphone i can get someone to make it for me for £1

[15:22:40] irishphone just not dominos! 😭

[15:24:56] irishphone fuck it ill buy it

[15:25:08] irishphone foxy

[15:26:33] irishphone foxy kates been missing since christmas, palace said stomach surgery and will take 9 months to recover and expect to see her in easter

[15:26:58] irishphone then people noticed she's nowhere to be seen, she usually has pics etc press hounding her

[15:27:29] irishphone anyway... the palace said shes fine, william only visited once

[15:27:51] irishphone and then today the palace released an AI image of her

[15:27:57] irishphone celebrating mothers day

[15:28:15] irishphone and the press cancelled the image cause the palace wouldn't provide source of the images

[15:28:22] irishphone then today.... again... the

[15:28:43] irishphone palace said "lol this is kate i was just bad at editing tehehe"

[15:28:57] irishphone basically and now everyones ones like wtf

[15:29:55] irishphone the fake image

[15:30:13] irishphone https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/xgiv4C7s/1710171005.JPG

[15:30:48] irishphone the press killing the image https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/cx7Ti0hn/1710171035.JPG

[15:31:27] irishphone https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/1I1WTnSQ/1710171082.JPG

[15:31:40] irishphone then her reply as to why shes AI

[15:32:12] irishphone mikoolo she looks so much like her grandmother

[15:32:31] irishphone that's princess charlotte

[15:32:45] irishphone the horsey teeth isnt really british

[15:33:23] irishphone you think they fuck the locals? no they're german French northman

[15:34:32] irishphone foxy easier to read info: https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/s/4U2GhxldjJ

[15:37:50] irishphone oh yeah

[15:37:58] irishphone you know kates sister

[15:38:10] irishphone her ex boyfriend just blew his brains out

[15:38:20] irishphone no explanation as to why

[15:38:22] irishphone lol

[15:38:39] irishphone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ maybe connected who knows

[15:39:24] irishphone lol they don't say he suicided what they said was

[15:39:47] irishphone "he was found on the floor with a head wound and a gun close by"

[15:39:53] irishphone ...

[15:41:28] irishphone yeah

[15:41:36] irishphone lol

[15:42:34] irishphone Thomas Kingston, the ex-boyfriend of Kate Middleton's younger sister, Pippa, died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound, the coroner announced Friday.1 Mar 2024

[15:42:45] irishphone lol yea i can c that

[15:42:52] irishphone it works

[17:50:57] irishphone h4 i did 5k

[17:51:33] irishphone this morning

[17:55:43] irishphone lol

[18:00:42] irishphone i have some pain

[18:00:54] irishphone i was really happy h4

[18:00:58] irishphone hip

[18:01:02] irishphone knee is kay

[18:01:17] irishphone i really wanna do this race but ehhhh

[18:01:37] irishphone if i get mine scanned soon ill share results

[18:01:42] irishphone so you can avoid this

[18:01:43] irishphone lol

[18:02:31] irishphone i might take bpc 157

[18:02:55] irishphone 💪 peptide that fixes joints

[18:03:54] irishphone i want a guy to inject me hip full of stemcels

[18:04:29] irishphone who

[18:05:01] irishphone Don't think I know them

[18:06:13] irishphone lol

[19:28:28] irishphone did u see

[19:29:01] irishphone department of transport woman in smerica drowned in a tesla?

[19:35:24] irishphone https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/us-billionaire-drowns-tesla-after-rescuers-struggle-cars-strengthened-glass-1723876

[19:35:39] irishphone here

[19:37:14] irishphone As her car began to submerge, Chao panicked and called a friend to explain her situation. Over the next few hours, rescuers arrived and made valiant attempts to free her. One friend, in an attempt to help, had already jumped into the pond in a desperate attempt to reach Chao before emergency responders arrived at the scene.

[19:37:25] irishphone An incident report, obtained by the WSJ, suggests one fire department crew arrived on the scene 24 minutes after getting a call. Describing the grim scene, one responder said the car was completely submerged and some deputies from a sheriff's department struggled to even stand on it during their rescue attempt.

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