IRC Driven

[08:35:06] h4 !bang

[09:02:19] h4 yo deadly

[09:02:34] h4 did you get results?

[09:03:12] h4 feeling better then?

[09:03:57] h4 aight

[15:51:51] h4 hey now

[15:51:56] h4 the bot makes me chuckle sometimes

[15:52:26] h4 to think there are repos of jokes in formats parseable for computers

[15:52:30] h4 and she still only comes up with crap :D

[15:52:57] h4 no

[15:53:02] h4 ...

[15:53:13] h4 dare I scroll up?

[15:53:52] h4 <%akoshA> Im rewatching Xmen the animated series

[15:53:56] h4 dare I need to say more?

[15:54:30] h4 14:58 <&Mikoolo> He's at work.

[15:54:32] h4 asleep on the couch

[15:54:37] h4 but sure, lets go with your version :D

[15:54:58] h4 oh god

[15:55:01] h4 I did not have to scroll up

[15:55:03] h4 just found it myself :D

[15:55:18] h4 but thx anyways

[15:55:31] h4 Mikoolo: I got a leather couch from denmark

[15:55:44] h4 some expensive thing

[15:55:47] h4 my parents replaced it

[15:55:56] h4 so I took the big couch

[15:56:10] h4 well not replaced, they bought chairs for themselves and there was no more space for the big couch

[15:56:12] h4 so I got it

[15:56:16] h4 it is a leather couch

[15:56:18] h4 and is so fucking comf

[15:56:20] h4 y

[15:56:29] h4 when I fall asleep on it and my alarm goes off after 40 minutes

[15:56:32] h4 I wanna continue sleeping

[15:56:45] h4 bagmanhush

[15:56:50] h4 how's the hand?

[15:56:56] h4 I don't remember you answering me last time

[15:57:23] h4 did you see a doc about it?

[15:58:22] h4 nice

[15:58:38] h4 don't ~k me

[15:58:40] h4 wtf?

[15:58:47] h4 it is a good ban \g

[15:58:51] h4 he should not have removed it

[15:59:11] h4 he fell for it this time??

[15:59:12] h4 :D

[15:59:51] h4 sounds like a DIY project

[15:59:54] h4 try not to get burned guys

[16:00:02] h4 !bang

[16:00:10] h4 !reload

[16:00:14] h4 !shop 10

[16:00:16] h4 !shop 4

[16:00:26] h4 Herr Frogorg

[16:00:33] h4 ewww

[16:00:52] h4 Batmanhush: don't pee on it either

[16:02:37] h4 Batmanhush: s/but old pole/old ass poles/

[16:02:42] h4 omfg

[16:02:46] h4 TorS english right here

[16:03:20] h4 have you considered moving into the 2000s Batmanhush?

[16:03:51] h4 but maybe you wouldn't be weeks without power

[16:03:57] h4 except for Texas in winter ofc

[16:04:02] h4 but those guys are backwards anyways

[16:04:20] h4 chicks are still whorish

[16:04:25] h4 but now you have to pay for it on onlyfans

[16:04:40] h4 cars being steel...just consider

[16:04:52] h4 if nowadays the cars crumble and take on all the force that is created in a crash

[16:05:01] h4 who do you think gets all the force in those metal boxes?

[16:05:16] h4 Batmanhush: and the cat is okay with that?

[16:05:45] h4 lol

[16:05:48] h4 his speciality is cats

[16:05:59] h4 but perhaps he has worked his way up to dogs

[16:06:04] h4 shame

[16:06:21] h4 yea fuck your neighbour

[16:06:23] h4 is she fuckable?

[16:07:09] h4 irishphone: he already asked kuro for advice

[16:07:18] h4 I think Kuro knows better how to dispose of an annoying animal

[16:07:21] h4 tyvm

[16:07:47] h4 56 Volt sounds like an odd number

[16:08:32] h4 irishphone: it's some weird basement dweller that kills cats and brags about it in here

[16:09:28] h4 but that would mean harming an animal

[16:09:34] h4 the real problem is the owner as I understood

[16:33:37] h4 yo wtf?

[16:34:23] h4 goddamn it Ahsoka

[16:34:27] h4 that was you trying very hard

[16:34:33] h4 and failing horribly

[16:35:03] h4 you know after the first time you tried to find the equivalent of what a 12 year old would consider a funny explanation for an acronym

[16:35:06] h4 you could have stopped

[16:35:14] h4 but no, you had to do two more

[16:35:21] h4 equally unfunny

[16:35:36] h4 following that by explaining that you indeed know what it is

[16:35:55] h4 but telling us that "pretending to guess what initials as a joke" is cool to you

[16:36:03] h4 you know

[16:36:08] h4 I tell that to people occasionally

[16:36:20] h4 you don't have to let the first thought that pops into your head get out

[16:36:23] h4 keep it inside you

[16:36:35] h4 run some QA to make sure it's good enough to leave your face

[16:36:46] h4 evening pankakes

[16:36:48] h4 you doing better?

[16:37:05] h4 Batmanhush: so you can screw in a screw?

[16:37:16] h4 man flu?

[16:37:18] h4 oh that is horrible

[16:37:33] h4 foxy: but who would do that??

[16:37:50] h4 Batmanhush: I mean it would go in

[16:37:53] h4 if you bang hard enough :D

[16:39:00] h4 I can relate

[16:39:10] h4 sometimes this channel just makes you press "the wrong button"

[16:41:21] h4 oh wow

[16:41:30] h4 no need to thank me

[16:41:37] h4 oh you only do that once? :D

[16:41:51] h4 what?

[16:41:55] h4 you must be feeling better

[16:41:59] h4 that big ascii heart earlier

[16:42:54] h4 well "in tree"

[16:42:56] h4 these palms

[16:42:59] h4 can't really hide in it

[16:43:13] h4 booo!

[16:43:17] h4 very good Mikoolo

[16:43:19] h4 I approve

[16:43:37] h4 D:

[16:43:42] h4 maybe if I try again

[16:43:55] h4 too hard then

[16:43:57] h4 :

[16:44:05] h4 wasn't me

[16:44:41] h4 should it not?

[16:44:43] h4 oh

[16:44:45] h4 :D

[16:47:51] h4 Batmanhush: musta made her mad??

[16:48:12] h4 I mean it beats must of :D

[16:48:15] h4 but still

[16:48:47] h4 who are we talking about?

[16:48:52] h4 I want to join if it's drama

[16:49:00] h4 you are quite alright Batmanhush

[16:49:02] h4 !bang

[16:49:04] h4 !bang

[16:49:06] h4 !bang

[16:49:09] h4 !reload

[16:49:16] h4 Batmanhush: somebody has to

[16:49:24] h4 :D

[16:49:29] h4 who?

[16:49:36] h4 bad news on that one Batmanhush :/

[16:49:53] h4 there is no evidence that such proposterous claims like a "god" is even possible

[16:50:10] h4 maybe if heaven needs an electrician

[16:50:13] h4 who can raise poles

[16:50:32] h4 and does not run to a doctor crying like a bitch about a little cut on the hand :P

[16:50:52] h4 pankakes: around here we apologize if we interrupt a conversation with sneezing

[16:51:39] h4 pankakes: you should get some manners

[16:51:42] h4 I will see to it

[16:51:54] h4 Batmanhush: you got the body for it?

[16:52:04] h4 !bang

[16:52:06] h4 !reload

[16:52:20] h4 I mean at your age

[16:52:22] h4 just remove the balls

[16:55:37] h4 pankakes: you like those numbers?

[16:55:44] h4 wait until he drops the number of his age

[16:55:52] h4 that dude is seasoned

[16:56:49] h4 pankakes: I don'T know

[16:56:58] h4 you do occasionally drop those scripted rap lyrics

[16:57:07] h4 that'S even more annoying than that lol script

[16:57:16] h4 yeah those

[16:57:23] h4 makes you look really dull

[16:57:35] h4 .k pankakes spam

[16:57:39] h4 nice

[16:57:57] h4 stop turning this into #shitters

[16:58:12] h4 we are trying to make this channel as comfortable to us as possible

[16:58:38] h4 cum at me then!

[16:59:01] h4 that guy is gonna mount you pankakes

[16:59:11] h4 that guy is gonna mount you pankakes

[16:59:16] h4 how can you not understand?

[16:59:19] h4 it's written

[16:59:21] h4 re-read it then

[16:59:27] h4 Batmanhush

[16:59:43] h4 so you got daddy issues?

[16:59:50] h4 ye

[16:59:52] h4 :D

[16:59:54] h4 you too

[17:00:09] h4 Batmanhush: ever been to jail?

[17:00:21] h4 oof

[17:00:31] h4 yes

[17:00:37] h4 ofc?

[17:00:44] h4 man pankakes he hits al your buttons

[17:00:46] h4 *all

[17:01:13] h4 ye you enjoy pankakes

[17:01:32] h4 that is almost as bad as murder

[17:01:37] h4 4.4g of weed

[17:01:41] h4 glad america is safe

[17:01:47] h4 from the drugs

[17:01:59] h4 Ahsoka: aren't we all blessed that your dad isn't here

[17:02:15] h4 no wonder I can't stand your ugly ass

[17:02:25] h4 we suffer plenty from you being here

[17:02:31] h4 you're like a slimmer kait

[17:02:40] h4 one that skipped a meal or two

[17:02:50] h4 hey look compu

[17:02:52] h4 oh

[17:03:01] h4 $tell I made another one stay in your channel. No need to thank me

[17:03:08] h4 omfg

[17:03:11] h4 fucking moron

[17:03:16] h4 $tell ComputerTech I made another one stay in your channel. No need to thank me

[17:03:20] h4 take that I

[17:03:36] h4 pankakes: s/Leave/kick/

[17:03:40] h4 sounds weird with the alone

[17:03:42] h4 but hey

[17:03:49] h4 uh oh grungebarbie

[17:03:56] h4 Batmanhush gonna take you two gals at once

[17:04:00] h4 check out his biceps :D

[17:04:17] h4 yeah but when pankakes does it it seems affectionate

[17:04:25] h4 when you do it it just comes of as a thirsty bitch

[17:04:42] h4 I agree

[17:04:45] h4 less thirst grungebarbie

[17:05:04] h4 ah yes

[17:05:06] h4 denial

[17:05:08] h4 get over it

[17:05:13] h4 once you recognize your weakness

[17:05:15] h4 you can fight it

[17:05:42] h4 but I cuddled her

[17:05:47] h4 what could possibly be upsetting?

[17:06:05] h4 ooooooh

[17:06:38] h4 but the whore mouth is shut

[17:06:42] h4 what could it possibly do?

[17:06:55] h4 Batmanhush: look at her trembling

[17:06:57] h4 at the sight of me

[17:07:44] h4 no I'm ticklish :D

[17:08:02] h4 bitch please

[17:08:04] h4 "skinny"

[17:08:15] h4 I was always built rather sturdy

[17:08:37] h4 Batmanhush why?

[17:08:42] h4 pankakes: that's right

[17:08:46] h4 I am getting hungry

[17:09:02] h4 pankakes: fuck yeah

[17:09:07] h4 you go girl

[17:09:09] h4 !

[17:09:33] h4 D:

[17:09:48] h4 grungebarbie: that is tempting

[17:09:52] h4 but I kinda grossed out by you

[17:09:55] h4 and don't want to touch you

[17:10:06] h4 you probably smell like cat piss

[17:10:25] h4 Fensta: did you marry him?

[17:10:37] h4 grungebarbie: aren't you making things easy for you?

[17:10:43] h4 what's to put on?

[17:10:57] h4 hi Ziginox

[17:11:05] h4 Fensta: please tell me you tickled him

[17:11:42] h4 Batmanhush: you got visited by a 75 yo man?

[17:11:46] h4 and what did you do to him?

[17:12:15] h4 :D

[17:12:19] h4 from what?

[17:12:26] h4 the smell of cat piss grungebarbie emits?

[17:12:52] h4 look

[17:12:57] h4 I get that it's a harsh thing to say to her face

[17:12:59] h4 but if nobody tells her

[17:13:02] h4 she can't change it

[17:13:09] h4 no trust me

[17:13:12] h4 judging by pics

[17:13:15] h4 she must smell like cat piss

[17:13:52] h4 pankakes: hmmm good question

[17:13:56] h4 there were pics of you drinking

[17:14:02] h4 but I'll go with fish

[17:14:09] h4 :D

[17:14:37] h4 pankakes: it's a wild guess

[17:14:40] h4 although you got dogs

[17:14:43] h4 maybe wet dog?

[17:16:45] h4 .w

[17:17:03] h4 zof: thought you were an aussie

[17:17:55] h4 oh the horror

[17:17:58] h4 you get lured into her house

[17:18:00] h4 think nothing bad

[17:18:04] h4 suddenly 15-20 cats emerge

[17:18:10] h4 meowing and hissing everywhere

[17:18:14] h4 suddenly the smell enters your nose

[17:18:20] h4 it smells of piss and something decaying

[17:18:28] h4 one of those fuckers killed wildlife and hid it in the house

[17:18:40] h4 another one was so busy licking his minge the other day

[17:18:46] h4 it now puked furballs all over the place

[17:18:55] h4 the smell of spilled batteries

[17:19:00] h4 stains on the carpets

[17:19:08] h4 I can imagine it grungebarbie

[17:19:11] h4 yuck!

[17:19:23] h4 get a barn

[17:19:31] h4 grungebarbie: you save the cat puke?

[17:19:33] h4 ugh that is disgusting

[17:19:38] h4 but typical of a cat lady your level

[17:19:59] h4 Batmanhush: ask her what she means by "rescuing"

[17:20:14] h4 grungebarbie: is it possible for you to get help?

[17:20:17] h4 despite living in the us

[17:20:25] h4 Batmanhush: you should be

[17:20:31] h4 she also has kittens in jars

[17:20:34] h4 swimming in water

[17:20:43] h4 the ones born dead

[17:21:05] h4 she is really something

[17:21:09] h4 no wonder she ended up on irc

[17:21:29] h4 yeah well get some

[17:21:47] h4 as if you could even climb up there

[17:22:02] h4 oh you got a firehole in your basement then?

[17:22:27] h4 something like those barrels the hobos set on fire?

[17:22:36] h4 grungebarbie: "My cat"

[17:22:38] h4 which?

[17:23:00] h4 Batmanhush: you did get how grungebarbie is basically a psycho?

[17:23:24] h4 who did you steal it from?

[17:24:51] h4 grungebarbie: https://i.imgur.com/ROMn6py.jpeg

[17:24:55] h4 you need to fix that door

[17:24:59] h4 it is almost falling out

[17:25:37] h4 you just let them shit on the neighbours yard?

[17:25:44] h4 I wonder why people don't like cat ladies

[17:25:56] h4 they built up a fence?

[17:25:59] h4 I would have too

[17:26:05] h4 something's definetely off with you

[17:26:31] h4 how can a farm be your neighbour?

[17:26:38] h4 but proper animals, right?

[17:26:45] h4 not useless shitting machines that threaten wildlife

[17:27:38] h4 I mean as every self-respecting victim of leaded gasoline you should be the worst influence on nature you can be

[17:27:59] h4 that would be horribly sad

[17:28:12] h4 but your parents definetely got nerve gas into their systems

[17:28:16] h4 and so did you as a child

[17:28:18] h4 and frankly

[17:28:20] h4 no offense

[17:28:22] h4 but it shows

[17:28:31] h4 as if brazil was any different

[17:28:46] h4 Frogorg: offending? No one

[17:29:19] h4 lol she takes it in good spirit :D

[17:29:51] h4 think she got bigger cats that could attack me?

[17:30:04] h4 what was the name of that tiger dude

[17:30:06] h4 ?

[17:30:27] h4 Batmanhush: but would she?

[17:30:31] h4 attacking the elderly

[17:30:33] h4 is pretty mean

[17:30:54] h4 tell me when I have reached that state :x

[17:31:12] h4 oof

[17:31:18] h4 now that was being an asshole :O

[17:31:23] h4 Batmanhush: not you lol

[17:31:30] h4 enjoy o/

[17:31:37] h4 Frogorg: :(

[17:31:51] h4 can't I just be happy that grungebarbie takes the abuse and returns it?

[17:32:13] h4 :D

[17:32:25] h4 unfair

[17:32:27] h4 you can't prepare

[17:32:31] h4 I'm doing all this on a whim

[17:32:48] h4 but I shall retreat now

[17:32:52] h4 Peorth said I won

[17:32:54] h4 so I won

[17:35:54] h4 Frogorg: guess a number between 1 and 20

[17:35:58] h4 I guess 14

[17:36:01] h4 whoever is closer

[17:36:03] h4 wins

[17:36:05] h4 ready?

[17:36:17] h4 do it Frogorg !!

[17:36:23] h4 .d 20

[17:36:30] h4 h4 1 - 0 Frogorg

[17:36:32] h4 :D

[17:36:41] h4 another round?

[17:36:51] h4 I say 8

[17:37:11] h4 Mikoolo: tell him to play BG3 :d

[17:37:21] h4 I'm going to play it as well in a few

[17:37:26] h4 Frogorg: that's fair

[17:37:28] h4 it takes a lot of time

[17:37:56] h4 gamecopyworld.com get yourself a trainer :P

[17:40:54] h4 no

[17:40:56] h4 you may not

[17:41:08] h4 tell him to watch the netflix shitty one

[17:41:10] h4 and rage ybout it :D

[17:41:16] h4 *about

[17:41:31] h4 same but who would watch it?

[17:41:39] h4 Frogorg: that is way better than required

[17:41:47] h4 the netflix witcher is so crappy

[17:41:59] h4 and it does not make sense to begin with

[17:42:03] h4 so why bother trying to follow any plot?

[17:42:56] h4 send that one Mikoolo

[17:43:00] h4 with that brown haired woman

[17:43:12] h4 with the nice ass

[17:43:17] h4 ye her

[17:43:48] h4 please Frogorg

[17:43:55] h4 she has panties on

[17:44:48] h4 it's about the hula hoop

[17:45:06] h4 she does at 55 seconds

[17:46:07] h4 wait

[17:46:15] h4 my racism led me to believe that romania was just full of gypsies

[17:46:19] h4 oh

[17:46:22] h4 she is belgian

[17:46:25] h4 nvm then

[17:46:58] h4 oh yes

[17:47:00] h4 that tate cunt

[17:47:02] h4 and who else?

[17:47:04] h4 !bang

[17:47:06] h4 !bang

[17:47:09] h4 !reload

[17:47:14] h4 Huän ey

[17:47:24] h4 Mikoolo: I really hate these shows

[17:47:33] h4 I don't give a fuck about these fuckers reactions

[17:48:00] h4 and why does every country have a shitty show like that?

[17:48:59] h4 ComputerTech: your charme did

[17:49:38] h4 gj Frogorg

[17:49:43] h4 hey wthß

[17:49:45] h4 stop undoing it

[17:49:49] h4 fuck of

[17:49:51] h4 f

[17:50:01] h4 off h4?

[17:50:04] h4 bad off?

[17:50:08] h4 what are you trying to tell me?

[17:50:24] h4 have you been abusing alcohol again?

[17:51:02] h4 done

[17:51:16] h4 he was hesitating

[17:51:33] h4 I don't want to force his hand

[17:51:39] h4 but I can't let the opportunity pass me

[17:51:45] h4 so I acted

[17:52:10] h4 it is what every true #computertech'er would have done

[17:52:20] h4 Frogorg: you say weird but I thought it was cool

[17:52:30] h4 and those people were in great shape

[17:52:48] h4 :D

[17:53:57] h4 so ComputerTech

[17:54:00] h4 pushups

[17:54:06] h4 how many did you do today?

[17:54:09] h4 how many are you going to do?

[17:54:24] h4 85

[17:54:30] h4 gonna aim for three more sets

[17:54:47] h4 missed an opportunity there

[17:54:52] h4 nice Frogorg !

[17:55:02] h4 !bang

[17:55:10] h4 Frogorg: I can annoy you until you go :D

[17:55:22] h4 lol

[17:55:24] h4 this week

[17:55:26] h4 :D

[17:55:38] h4 Frogorg: but if you leave here

[17:55:42] h4 you might end up going to the gym

[17:56:08] h4 :/

[17:56:12] h4 but

[17:56:14] h4 what about them gainz?

[17:58:04] h4 Frogorg: don't give up >:(

[17:58:36] h4 AlterEgo_: did you do your pushups today?

[17:58:44] h4 oh look

[17:58:46] h4 TorS level

[17:58:49] h4 hey ComputerTech

[17:58:59] h4 remember when tors and Ahsoka kept screaming "PENIS" and "VAGINA" at each other?

[17:59:09] h4 seems like kait and AlterEgo_ are our new TorS and Ahsoka

[17:59:57] h4 Ahsoka: sorry you seem to have been replaced

[18:00:06] h4 either by that windows admin guy

[18:00:11] h4 or by that big carrot muncher

[18:37:19] h4 19:22 <&Mikoolo> That voice is annoying.

[18:37:21] h4 19:24 <%Ahsoka> So is yours

[18:37:23] h4 shots fired

[18:38:23] h4 for someone crying about being kicked a lot

[18:38:27] h4 she sure takes a lot of risks

[18:38:29] h4 :D

[18:38:43] h4 .t de en walnusskerne

[18:39:00] h4 grungebarbie: what can I even do?

[18:39:03] h4 I'm just a trophy here

[18:39:30] h4 say no more!

[18:39:50] h4 it was obvious :D

[18:40:39] h4 :P

[18:40:54] h4 come to #lettuce and I shall give you +q !

[18:41:14] h4 come to #ireland and I shall kick you :D

[18:41:34] h4 oh that was a good one Mikoolo

[18:41:59] h4 sure did

[18:42:20] h4 I'm easily the most interesting kid on the playground

[18:42:23] h4 they all play with me

[18:42:49] h4 ComputerTech: I see you dragged your crap into the channel again

[18:42:58] h4 any of your projects finished yet?

[18:43:07] h4 you should write your own ircd

[18:43:09] h4 for your family

[18:43:21] h4 lol

[18:43:28] h4 yeah you do you ComputerTech

[18:43:43] h4 foxy does not have to

[18:43:45] h4 we all dislike ii

[18:44:53] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[18:44:55] h4 for real

[18:44:58] h4 oh god

[18:45:02] h4 not amiga

[18:45:04] h4 that dude is braindead

[18:45:11] h4 ComputerTech: you are right

[18:45:15] h4 I should have banned it too

[18:46:04] h4 see

[18:46:06] h4 now I want to kick amiga

[18:46:12] h4 but I can't because he hides on trashnet

[18:46:17] h4 hence I have to remove the shitty relay

[18:46:27] h4 what can a guy do?

[18:46:43] h4 ComputerTech: lets face it

[18:46:58] h4 nothing good ever came from that relay

[18:47:02] h4 oof

[18:47:13] h4 ComputerTech: she seems fine with it though

[18:47:31] h4 he annoys me

[18:47:37] h4 his mere presence insults me

[18:47:47] h4 Mikoolo: I can't :(

[18:47:52] h4 you shouldn't be kicked

[18:47:55] h4 do it!

[18:48:01] h4 this once you are allowed to!

[18:48:11] h4 look at this ComputerTech

[18:48:21] h4 do I have to take that from an anti-vaxxer like him?

[18:48:24] h4 remove the relay

[18:48:34] h4 bring it back once people worth talking to show up over there

[18:48:50] h4 phish made it here after all

[18:49:03] h4 Amiga600 they use nanobots to control your thoughts! Resist it!

[18:49:24] h4 look at him giving lip

[18:49:31] h4 Mikoolo: based

[18:49:36] h4 I don't want your respect

[18:49:40] h4 as much as I don't want an STD

[18:50:14] h4 grungebarbie: oh no, you just have to know when I actually respect someone

[18:50:20] h4 there are countless things I respect

[18:50:28] h4 rudeness and stupid behaviour aren't one

[18:50:32] h4 so I guess you're on a good way :D

[18:50:40] h4 getting worse though

[18:50:48] h4 take ComputerTech for example

[18:50:52] h4 normally you could not like someone like him

[18:51:03] h4 but he has shown me that he is a genuinely nice guy

[18:51:12] h4 and apart from the fact that he asks questions and ignores the answers

[18:51:16] h4 he seems to be on the right track

[18:51:18] h4 a bit gay sometimes

[18:51:20] h4 but hey

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