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Saturday, March 16, 2024
[00:02:00] Mikoolo irishphone, you can now request ComputerTech to add you to the relay bots ignore so whatever you write in here won't be relayed to other channels in other networks.
[00:03:08] Mikoolo It's a recently added feature and I thought you'd like to be aware that it exists, irishphone.
[00:04:58] Mikoolo Oh yeah I was gonna go to bed.
[00:05:15] Mikoolo Nite irishphone. Hope you dream of whatever you wish to dream of when you go to bed.
[00:06:29] Mikoolo .log
[00:06:50] Mikoolo loooool
[00:06:52] Mikoolo [00:05] <ii> [S] <Dragon> "ignore me from the relay" - high maintenance snowflakes
[00:06:54] Mikoolo LOOOOOL
[00:07:10] Mikoolo Comes from the one that refuses to join this network and wants to have it relayed.
[00:07:12] Mikoolo LOOOOOL
[00:08:03] Mikoolo Only reason why ComputerTech has the relay bot is so a few "snowflakes" can still chat with people on this side without joining it.
[10:49:46] Mikoolo A morning.
[10:51:18] Mikoolo h4 that one does seem a bit too retarded for the wellbeing of this channel.
[10:51:31] Mikoolo This morning.
[10:52:10] Mikoolo It should be eternal night.
[10:53:36] Mikoolo Acidreflux seems like a better nick for it, h4.
[10:54:53] Mikoolo I need to go to the grocery store quite early today.
[10:54:56] Mikoolo I am out of snus.
[10:55:00] Mikoolo This is horrible.
[10:55:24] Mikoolo I woke up like 10 minutes ago.
[10:55:35] Mikoolo I hate doing stuff right after waking up.
[10:55:51] Mikoolo I like to rest a bit after sleeping, if you know what I'm saying.
[11:00:26] Mikoolo .w
[11:00:58] Mikoolo ballcap weather
[11:00:59] Mikoolo bbl
[11:49:25] Mikoolo .log
[11:49:42] Mikoolo What are we ah'ing at, Ice`?
[11:59:54] Mikoolo I prefer his mother Matahari, Sander.
[12:00:28] Mikoolo He was namned after his mother after all.
[12:00:37] Mikoolo Mahatma is the masculine version of Matahari.
[12:04:21] Mikoolo I thought you'd say "Stop speaking out of your arse, Mikoolo."
[12:07:46] Mikoolo Hon hon hon! Oui mademoiselle sushi-chan lé escargot!
[12:08:05] Mikoolo Sorry
[12:08:12] Mikoolo Hon hon hon! Oui mademoiselle sushi-chan lé grenouille!
[12:08:31] Mikoolo hi
[12:08:48] Mikoolo I strangled him in the womb.
[12:09:00] Mikoolo Oh
[12:09:08] Mikoolo He's probably sleeping on the couch.
[12:09:58] Mikoolo Nah, in soviet russia you get to see the couch in a museum on the one day of the year you got time off from work, sushi-chan.
[12:10:27] Mikoolo Where it's displayed as a warning piece for how the burgeoise lazy about at their homes.
[12:14:37] Mikoolo So, how has your week been, sushi-chan?
[12:16:23] Mikoolo I am watching a classic french sitcom, sushi-chan.
[12:16:40] Mikoolo About a café owner in a fictional french town during ww2.
[12:21:02] Mikoolo Oui!
[12:21:55] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/NV2gtkeWI1c it is a great french tv show, Sander.
[12:22:32] Mikoolo The englishman who thinks he can speak french is a great character.
[12:29:43] Mikoolo Just the same old.
[12:30:26] Mikoolo I think he ment it to me, sushi-chan. Theres a few characters in that french tv show that wear womens underwear despite not being women.
[12:31:27] Mikoolo I am watching a classic french tv show atm.
[12:35:16] Mikoolo sushi-chan https://youtu.be/Isvqg90LhqM
[12:39:26] Mikoolo Theres loads more in that channel.
[12:39:27] Mikoolo Loads
[12:51:36] Mikoolo Just poke akosha if you want boring jokes, deadly.
[12:51:57] Mikoolo Doing ok
[12:52:03] Mikoolo How do mr deadly?
[12:52:18] Mikoolo Nice
[12:52:33] Mikoolo heres a joke for you deadly.
[12:52:34] Mikoolo My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
[12:53:25] Mikoolo Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
[12:54:19] Mikoolo :)
[12:54:39] Mikoolo My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
[12:54:45] Mikoolo This is a old one.
[12:54:47] Mikoolo But good.
[12:55:05] Mikoolo I got the bot on ignore.
[12:55:54] Mikoolo Could have said.
[12:56:09] Mikoolo "Why should I care? He's paying the staff to care about him now me!"
[12:56:16] Mikoolo not me*
[12:57:08] Mikoolo Yes?
[12:57:22] Mikoolo No idea.
[12:57:33] Mikoolo deadly
[12:57:41] Mikoolo Why won't cannibals eat clowns?
[12:57:52] Mikoolo Because they taste funny.
[12:58:30] Mikoolo What do you call a cheap circumcision?
[12:58:39] Mikoolo A rip-off.
[12:59:48] Mikoolo Aaw.
[13:00:11] Mikoolo "I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says.
[13:01:57] Mikoolo How do you teach a fish to breakdance deadly?
[13:02:19] Mikoolo Take it out of the aquarium and put it on the floor.
[13:03:35] Mikoolo Good thing your name ain't gary or you'd be arrested for picking up minor things while at your previous job, deadly.
[13:14:50] Mikoolo This made me think about pankakes https://i.imgur.com/wJcvoWx.jpeg
[13:21:08] Mikoolo deadly, I want a cat.
[13:21:28] Mikoolo Should I sit on a park bench this summer until a cat decides to adopt me or should I find one on my own?
[13:27:26] Mikoolo Seems like sitting on a park bench until one decides to adopt me is the way to go.
[13:28:18] Mikoolo I should get a pillow and sun screen to get as comfortable on that bench until a cat decides to show up.
[14:12:07] Mikoolo .log
[14:12:56] Mikoolo G'day ComputerTech.
[14:13:18] Mikoolo nm
[14:13:21] Mikoolo u?
[14:13:48] Mikoolo nice
[14:20:25] Mikoolo Acidphaze get a free bouncer from rizon.
[14:22:35] Mikoolo hi irishphone
[14:25:25] Mikoolo lol no
[14:25:58] Mikoolo Ya wee lad. Ye canae e'en speak in a eyrish accent.
[15:39:56] Mikoolo Frogorg you might possibly want to sit on your new chair and perhaps play some cities skylines 2 to torment yourself?
[15:41:00] Mikoolo What about singing Hej Sokoly for us then?
[15:41:40] Mikoolo Hold on Frogorg.
[15:41:41] Mikoolo .log
[15:42:13] Mikoolo I sang yesterday.
[15:43:17] Mikoolo It was hillarious wasn't it, Frogorg? :D
[15:44:08] Mikoolo Hej Sokoly sucks in finnish and english.
[15:44:23] Mikoolo They don't have the same rhythm as the polish one I've linked.
[15:46:17] Mikoolo He's better than I am, Frogorg.
[15:53:06] Mikoolo So the baby has 28 dads?
[15:54:47] Mikoolo What did the intern look like, Frogorg? Or is her identity being protected?
[16:05:34] Mikoolo I think we should wash him with a presure washer and chlorine, Salvaje.
[16:05:39] Mikoolo pressure*
[16:05:54] Mikoolo And hot water in the washer.
[16:06:12] Mikoolo About 80 degree water.
[16:06:25] Mikoolo Hotter than that would damage the pressure washer I think.
[16:13:32] Mikoolo Damn I wrote in the wrong channel.
[16:13:33] Mikoolo ComputerTech, theres a finnish beer made for you. https://untappd.com/b/tornion-panimo-mummon-perunalager/5747503
[16:15:25] Mikoolo Are they?
[16:15:41] Mikoolo I even found a beer for you, ComputerTech.
[16:16:06] Mikoolo Look at the link, ComputerTech.
[16:17:06] Mikoolo Tell me when you notice whats special with it, ComputerTech.
[16:17:24] Mikoolo See you tomorrow, ComputerTech.
[16:17:40] Mikoolo He's always cuddled with older men, Salvaje.
[16:17:58] Mikoolo He likes them old, mature and experienced.
[16:18:36] Mikoolo Salvaje this song is about ComputerTech https://youtu.be/Gn0JOC4XX48
[16:21:19] Mikoolo Another song about ComputerTech https://youtu.be/jRJN-ciJSwA
[16:24:33] Mikoolo It's really tiny compared to most stars.
[16:24:43] Mikoolo Atleast the ones I've heard about.
[16:25:57] Mikoolo It's ok, Salvaje. It's just a pain wand.
[16:26:26] Mikoolo .t fr sv pain
[16:26:30] Mikoolo .t fr sv baguette
[16:26:36] Mikoolo Salvaje ^
[16:26:53] Mikoolo Not clicking, suspicious link.
[16:27:45] Mikoolo o
[16:27:54] Mikoolo IT HAS ENGLISH SUBS!
[16:29:01] Mikoolo I clicked.
[16:29:06] Mikoolo It's just a plain baguette.
[16:29:26] Mikoolo Ice`, est-ce que votre saeur aime le sexe anal?
[16:30:10] Mikoolo Suomi?
[16:30:37] Mikoolo I asked if his sister likes anal sex, Salvaje.
[16:30:46] Mikoolo .t fr en laquelle
[16:30:57] Mikoolo .t fr en est-ce que votre saeur aime le sexe anal?
[16:31:05] Mikoolo .t C'est toi le gros Sumo
[16:31:53] Mikoolo ComputerTech, you should say this to french girls "Voulez-vous pisser sur mon visage?"
[16:32:05] Mikoolo Where to?
[16:32:54] Mikoolo Tulip festival, yes. I absolutely understand that you want to go watch "tulips".
[16:33:11] Mikoolo And if theres other dried flowers in other places thats just a bonus.
[16:34:19] Mikoolo .t sv pl Är din pappa hemma? Jag skulle vilja sitta i hans famn och leka med hans spak.
[16:34:30] Mikoolo You should learn that and say it to polish women, ComputerTech.
[16:34:33] Mikoolo Right, Frogorg?
[16:39:59] Mikoolo yes
[16:40:11] Mikoolo They got flower arrangement clubs in school and stuff.
[16:56:22] Mikoolo ComputerTech, learn this polish pick up phrase and say it to girls you meet. "Czy twój tata jest w domu? Chciałbym usiąść w jego ramionach i pobawić się jego dźwignią."
[16:56:40] Mikoolo Why not?
[16:57:02] Mikoolo .t pl de Czy twój tata jest w domu? Chciałbym usiąść w jego ramionach i pobawić się jego dźwignią.
[16:57:09] Mikoolo h4, tell ComputerTech to learn that.
[16:57:13] Mikoolo In polish.
[16:57:48] Mikoolo He doesn't want to.
[16:57:53] Mikoolo He's a lazy immigrant.
[16:58:02] Mikoolo Yes
[16:58:21] Mikoolo Can I also slap him, Frogorg?
[17:00:23] Mikoolo ComputerTech, I saw dragon complained and called me and h4 for snowflakes.
[17:00:52] Mikoolo He's a bigger one coz he doesn't want to come here and begged you to relay the chat for him.
[17:01:25] Mikoolo spoken like a true rizon ircop
[17:01:26] Mikoolo yeah h4
[17:02:09] Mikoolo .quote add <~ComputerTech> nothing wrong with not wanting to come to rizon <&Mikoolo> spoken like a true rizon ircop
[17:02:35] Mikoolo Ok then ComputerTech.
[17:02:39] Mikoolo I accept your challenge.
[17:02:52] Mikoolo I will look for all the quotes you've added about yourself, ComputerTech.
[17:03:02] Mikoolo I am unemployed.
[17:03:04] Mikoolo I got time.
[17:03:18] Mikoolo NOW YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT SPAM.
[17:03:44] Mikoolo Theres the nice one that can brew a potion, h4.
[17:03:49] Mikoolo I don't remember a second one.
[17:04:25] Mikoolo Did you fight the beholder in the underdark yet, h4?
[17:04:50] Mikoolo Yeah
[17:04:55] Mikoolo Among the petrified drows.
[17:05:12] Mikoolo Did they own you?
[17:05:35] Mikoolo I did it the easier way, h4.
[17:05:50] Mikoolo That spear you get from killing the owlbear does extra damage towards beholders.
[17:06:45] Mikoolo And I triggered the beholder to spawn by attacking one of the petrified drows at a distance from the selunite temple, h4.
[17:07:41] Mikoolo Is it the same dementia woman who claimed trump stole all her money?
[17:09:02] Mikoolo test
[17:09:26] Mikoolo h4 [18:09:02] <ii> [R] <Mikoolo> test
[17:09:47] Mikoolo H4 he removed the ignore
[18:06:24] Mikoolo Clicked on the wrong fucking button.
[18:06:50] Mikoolo test
[18:07:55] Mikoolo If it fails I'll emoquit, Ice`.
[18:08:54] Mikoolo The fucking button made me connect to a different network instead for opening a new window for that.
[18:10:33] Mikoolo I wish I had that reaction when I pressed the button, Salvaje.
[18:10:57] Mikoolo Yeah
[18:11:13] Mikoolo Been dealing with it for years and it never changes.
[18:11:24] Mikoolo Just a oneliner botlike person that never adds anything to conversations.
[18:12:26] Mikoolo But I am also not as patient as I used to be.
[18:12:51] Mikoolo I can feel myself getting grumpier and grumpier every month.
[18:13:33] Mikoolo lol
[18:14:38] Mikoolo I should watch the new girls und panzer episodes/movies.
[18:17:11] Mikoolo what?
[18:17:18] Mikoolo .log
[18:17:33] Mikoolo Ah
[18:17:40] Mikoolo It already forgot what foxy told them yesterday.
[18:17:43] Mikoolo I ain't surprised.
[18:18:26] Mikoolo Not even a 24 hour memory retention, h4.
[18:18:28] Mikoolo [21:25] <@~foxy> Ahsoka seriously dear
[18:18:28] Mikoolo [21:25] <@~foxy> stop with the sexual jokes
[18:20:56] Mikoolo .log
[18:21:52] Mikoolo Wrestling is less real than ComputerTech's coding skills.
[18:29:53] Mikoolo .log
[18:31:41] Mikoolo "I kept trying to have normal conversations in here with little luck but im not the only one that spouts nonsense in here but i seem to be the only being called out for it " I and h4 have called out the other 2 big nonsense sprouters zack and sudnyS a lot. I got the later on ignore too. But I guess she prefers to live in a fantasy world.
[18:32:06] Mikoolo I saw it on .log foxy.
[18:32:21] Mikoolo But kicking her doesn't help. She never learns.
[18:32:34] Mikoolo Best way is to just ignore her.
[18:33:48] Mikoolo She doesn't have any memory retention. It hasn't even been 24 hours since you said what I copy/pasted, foxy.
[18:34:10] Mikoolo I have a certified brain damage and to my knowledge no memory issues.
[18:34:44] Mikoolo I mostly imply it, foxy.
[18:35:08] Mikoolo Like the polish pick up line ComputerTech should learn.
[18:35:22] Mikoolo Was it huge?
[18:35:48] Mikoolo It might have enjoyed what it saw.
[18:36:10] Mikoolo Sorry
[18:36:50] Mikoolo I think that would be a declaration or war.
[18:37:11] Mikoolo And probably be against the geneve convention.
[18:37:18] Mikoolo Gemeva*
[18:37:28] Mikoolo geneva *
[18:38:17] Mikoolo Be around more often and you'll see my typos regularly, pankakes.
[18:38:56] Mikoolo I used to correct peoples spellings a lot, pankakes. On a real autistic asshole level. Right foxy?
[18:39:16] Mikoolo I used to to it MORE often, pankakes.
[18:39:18] Mikoolo All the time.
[18:39:21] Mikoolo Even in my sleep.
[18:39:51] Mikoolo But I've calmed down a lot after the accident coz I am doing a lot more typos myself now.
[18:40:35] Mikoolo I speak finnish according to the woman I saw 14ish years ago, foxy.
[18:41:07] Mikoolo She said I sounded so polite and calm when I spoke it in my sleep.
[18:42:28] Mikoolo Fuck I should get a finnish gf. I rarely speak it these days.
[18:44:04] Mikoolo Just put her on ignore, pankakes.
[18:47:20] Mikoolo wb phish
[18:48:50] Mikoolo Don't go to man-c fan pubs, deadly.
[18:49:21] Mikoolo It would also make me want to drink, deadly.
[18:50:20] Mikoolo Fuck I've been craving a beer the entire day.
[18:50:42] Mikoolo Too late to get tasty beers, deadly.
[18:50:52] Mikoolo Have to wait until monday.
[18:51:07] Mikoolo I got whisky tho. Have barely touched the bottle and I bought it in january.
[18:51:55] Mikoolo But damn those Tripel karmeliet were really really tasty.
[18:52:50] Mikoolo I have some gray strands of beard growth :(
[18:57:57] Mikoolo She also claimed zack and sudnys were never called out for their random randomness, h4.
[18:58:13] Mikoolo She didn't name them tho.
[19:00:32] Mikoolo Most people just ignore her jokes, h4. Except a few new people that have not experienced her for more than a month, h4.
[19:00:57] Mikoolo Not really.
[19:01:21] Mikoolo Your clients ignore functionality is just shitty, h4.
[19:01:51] Mikoolo .log
[19:02:20] Mikoolo Good thing for you that we never bet anything, Salvaje. She apparently never put me on ignore.
[19:03:18] Mikoolo .log
[19:03:37] Mikoolo I advice them that it's the easiest course of action, h4.
[19:03:42] Mikoolo I never command them to do it.
[19:06:58] Mikoolo Theres a easy way to avoid me tho. This is apparently the only channel I have in common with them.
[19:07:41] Mikoolo The day I become interested in wrestling is the day ComputerTech becomes the lead developer of Ubuntu, h4.
[19:09:42] Mikoolo To ComputerTech's credit I've never seen him as drunk as ysalamiri while active on irc.
[19:11:10] Mikoolo deadly has barely been drunk on irc the past few years iirc.
[19:13:21] Mikoolo He had watered down beer, Frogorg.
[19:14:09] Mikoolo Leave the old man alone, h4.
[19:14:12] Mikoolo .k h4 spam
[19:15:42] Mikoolo I got reminded of Horst, h4.
[19:15:48] Mikoolo Elektriker Horst.
[19:17:44] Mikoolo And person Mikoolo would hang out anyday if he gets a few days notice to book a hotel room and plane ticket first.
[19:18:11] Mikoolo I can be your date for it, Frogorg.
[19:18:36] Mikoolo Damn it.
[19:18:44] Mikoolo Now I have to refund the date costume, Frogorg. :(
[19:19:03] Mikoolo .t sv pl dadel
[19:19:12] Mikoolo .t sv pl daddlar
[19:19:16] Mikoolo .t sv pl dadlar
[19:19:20] Mikoolo Yee
[19:19:24] Mikoolo .t pl en daty
[19:19:50] Mikoolo I can come instead.
[19:25:32] Mikoolo Did I show you the video of the danish guys in a husvagn eating surströmming, Salvaje?
[19:25:36] Mikoolo .t sv en husvagn
[19:25:59] Mikoolo It's absolutely hillarious, Salvaje. https://youtu.be/kADGFdE00KY
[19:26:17] Mikoolo grungebarbie watch that ^
[19:26:49] Mikoolo I love how you don't even need to understand danish to get what they are trying to say.
[19:27:07] Mikoolo The tone of their voices and their actions speaks volumes.
[19:29:36] Mikoolo omg foxy. Why haven't I realized the fact that you're using 24 hour clock on irc before?
[19:46:56] Mikoolo Watered down.
[19:47:04] Mikoolo So it's only one pint.
[19:50:28] Mikoolo Her jokes are low effort ones, deadly.
[19:50:47] Mikoolo And doesn't come of as sarcastic or insulting.
[19:51:25] Mikoolo They are however quite revealing regarding her level of intelligence, deadly.
[19:52:57] Mikoolo Ducks in sweden doesn't say anything except hissing while being cooked.
[19:53:25] Mikoolo I love duck meat, deadly.
[19:53:40] Mikoolo It's better than chicken.
[19:54:29] Mikoolo Spotted doesn't count.
[19:55:54] Mikoolo Spotted as in spotted dick, the british dessert, Salvaje.
[19:56:31] Mikoolo Ah
[19:59:43] Mikoolo Depends on what meaning of dick and on the person's gender, Frogorg.
[20:00:43] Mikoolo It's a fictional character. So no, Frogorg. It wouldn't make you gay.
[20:01:10] Mikoolo But if you ask religious people that believe in the existence of fictional characters then they would say yes, Frogorg.
[20:06:19] Mikoolo Did you know someone tried to beat the game playing just as a cat?
[20:10:59] Mikoolo D:
[20:11:14] Mikoolo Did you ever link to it?
[20:11:30] Mikoolo I missed it 3 times then.
[20:11:42] Mikoolo I bet I was even active during atleast 2 of those times.
[20:12:37] Mikoolo You can raise and lower the arm rests too ? D:
[20:12:58] Mikoolo And slide the seat forward and backwards D:
[20:14:05] Mikoolo Damn now I want it too, Frogorg. https://youtu.be/0LfreWeih2c
[20:18:44] Mikoolo Wait until next time I start complaining about my upstairs neighbour turning on her overloaded washer at midnight, Frogorg.
[20:19:28] Mikoolo Rude af.
[20:19:41] Mikoolo Oh
[20:19:45] Mikoolo I misread your sentence.
[20:19:54] Mikoolo I read it as "I however woke her up."
[20:20:27] Mikoolo My inner racist wants me to ask you something but I won't let it, h4.
[20:21:59] Mikoolo I would have prepared a palstic bag to use to pick up dogshit the second time they did that, h4.
[20:22:04] Mikoolo And smeared it all over the scooters.
[20:22:08] Mikoolo plastic*
[20:22:59] Mikoolo They started it by building their own D-Day fortification infront of the house door to prevent the allies to enter germany by force.
[20:25:24] Mikoolo Fuck Frogorg.
[20:25:34] Mikoolo That chair is expensive af Frogorg.
[20:26:10] Mikoolo You need to get on good terms with any niece or nephews you have so they can inherit it from you, Frogorg.
[20:26:40] Mikoolo Don't worry Frogorg. I won't have any either so I assume no one else wil.
[20:26:47] Mikoolo will*
[20:27:14] Mikoolo I am too afraid that any child of mine would be born with birth defects.
[20:27:29] Mikoolo I would go on a life long journey to buy some milk that day.
[20:27:37] Mikoolo The day they are born.
[20:28:04] Mikoolo I would send a postcard to their mother once a month for the first 3 years.
[20:28:07] Mikoolo THen once a year.,
[20:28:50] Mikoolo I would describe the battles against the best before date in gruesome detail.
[20:30:37] Mikoolo And I think it's expensive.
[20:30:42] Mikoolo But it's cheap af compared to yours.
[20:30:54] Mikoolo It doesn't have rgb.
[20:31:04] Mikoolo ANd doesn't look like a space rocket.
[20:31:48] Mikoolo It also has a supported max weight of 140kg, Frogorg. So it's a bit future proofed.
[20:32:47] Mikoolo I'm siging on a wooden dinner table chair from the 70's with a worn out foam padding thats breaking off piece by piece each time I'm sitting on it, Frogorg.
[20:32:50] Mikoolo sitting*
[20:34:25] Mikoolo It can't be less comfortable than my current chair, Frogorg.
[20:36:06] Mikoolo I don't like lös.
[20:36:11] Mikoolo I prefer smurfblöja.
[20:37:26] Mikoolo I switch brand almost every time I buy a new tin.
[20:37:39] Mikoolo Vårgårda skog was nice.
[20:37:54] Mikoolo No idea, HelderHeid.
[20:38:03] Mikoolo Fabric is easier for self repair.
[20:38:27] Mikoolo Because their favourite food doesn't fly.
[20:39:11] Mikoolo I think it's a pun regarding some cookie brand in the UK, h4.
[20:39:31] Mikoolo .yt penguin biscuits
[20:40:19] Mikoolo DON'T CLICK HELDERHEID!
[20:40:28] Mikoolo YOU MIGHT START QUESTIONING REALITY!
[20:41:21] Mikoolo They put the biscuit in a microwave and theres a different type of biscuit beneath the chocolate cover, h4.
[20:41:27] Mikoolo Bourbons.
[20:42:09] Mikoolo Ah yeah the clickbaity title.
[20:42:17] Mikoolo Like that pharmacist or something does.
[20:42:27] Mikoolo "This man ate moth balls and this happened!"
[20:42:53] Mikoolo malpåsar
[20:48:15] Mikoolo I know Sander!
[20:48:44] Mikoolo HelderHeid likes historical videos about specific things that no one actually ever thought about.
[20:49:04] Mikoolo HelderHeid https://youtu.be/jjuD288JlCs
[20:49:28] Mikoolo Thats the first episode of a great series about London, HelderHeid.
[20:50:01] Mikoolo But you pee it out afterwards, Frogorg.
[20:50:44] Mikoolo What does beer share with mexican food, Frogorg?
[20:51:03] Mikoolo Hmm I might have started that joke wrong.
[20:51:23] Mikoolo yee
[20:51:27] Mikoolo same with mexican food
[20:51:39] Mikoolo What kind of beer?
[20:51:50] Mikoolo I hope it ain't heineken, Sander.
[20:52:15] Mikoolo The cute polish eye doctor I saw last year is reason enough.
[20:53:23] Mikoolo .t sv pl Är din pappa singel? Jag älskar äldre erfarna män.
[20:53:31] Mikoolo Thats a great polish pick up line for you to learn, ComputerTech.
[20:55:19] Mikoolo .t sv pl Min doctor sa igår att jag inte längre har klamydia
[20:55:28] Mikoolo Theres a great pick up line, ComputerTech.
[20:56:22] Mikoolo If I pretended to speak polish I'd use google translate through my webbrowser and copy/paste them in here, Frogorg.
[20:56:47] Mikoolo I am not.
[20:56:59] Mikoolo Here I am, in public, translating swedish to polish.
[20:57:07] Mikoolo Showing everyone that I do not speak polish.
[20:57:40] Mikoolo That I translated from swedish first.
[20:58:14] Mikoolo arbeit macht geld, irishphone.
[20:59:14] Mikoolo Didn't take her long to start again I see.
[20:59:58] Mikoolo insert-what-I've-been-saying-for-months-here h3
[21:00:00] Mikoolo h4 *
[21:00:31] Mikoolo No, not about my accident, h4. The other thing.
[21:01:09] Mikoolo OH BOY! FINALLY! SOMEONE HASN'T HEARD ABOUT MY ACCIDENT!
[21:01:39] Mikoolo I accidentally slipped into ComputerTech's mums underwear months ago and got caught by his dad, h4.
[21:02:03] Mikoolo He was drunk as a skunk and thought I was her then he fell over unconcious.
[21:02:14] Mikoolo So I got dressed and ran away.
[21:02:42] Mikoolo .log
[21:04:49] Mikoolo Apparently disney is cancelling a couple of MCU movies they've planned to make, h4.
[21:04:55] Mikoolo Due to them not selling well.
[21:06:00] Mikoolo Don't ask for the impossible.
[21:09:32] Mikoolo Could atleast have done her a favour by correcting her spelling.
[21:10:45] Mikoolo DasBrain hello
[21:10:59] Mikoolo DasBrain do you request protection from h4?
[21:11:31] Mikoolo DasBrain do you want me to kick h4 for you?
[21:12:04] Mikoolo Damn I really hoped you wouldn't have replied so I could claim you're using scripts coz this is the first time in 2 hours that you write something else than!bang.
[21:13:32] Mikoolo I sent you a memo, h4.
[21:14:10] Mikoolo [22:13:08] -> *memoserv* send h4 Dear Herr h4, I have missed your companionship and hope we can have a cup of coffee, a sandwich and share uninteresting anecdotes with each other one day soon.
[21:14:10] Mikoolo [22:13:08] -MemoServ- Memo sent to h4.
[21:14:35] Mikoolo I got my memo limit set to 1, h4.
[21:15:44] Mikoolo Oh yeah I should charge my tablet so I can read manga in bed.
[21:16:47] Mikoolo May I tempt you with a book regarding an alternative take on WW2, h4? Where they won ze war.
[21:17:03] Mikoolo Nein nein.
[21:17:08] Mikoolo Making History by Stephen Fry.
[21:17:23] Mikoolo I got the audiobook on my phone.
[21:17:27] Mikoolo Haven't come to it yet.
[21:17:48] Mikoolo Samsung Galaxy Tab S6 Lite 2022 version, HelderHeid.
[21:18:08] Mikoolo It's on sale quite often, HelderHeid.
[21:18:57] Mikoolo .cc 2 990 sek to gbp
[21:19:05] Mikoolo Thats what I paid for it, HelderHeid.
[21:19:15] Mikoolo It also comes with a s-pen.
[21:19:58] Mikoolo The 2022 has inofficial support for lineageos, h4.
[21:25:37] Mikoolo Fuck that one.
[21:26:15] Mikoolo But it was easy once I figured out to you gotta turn on the lava again and keep hammering it with the forge hammer.
[21:26:18] Mikoolo And it was easy then.
[21:26:31] Mikoolo The only annoying thing is the welps that appears.
[21:26:49] Mikoolo IT DOES HUGE DAMAGE
[21:26:52] Mikoolo And makes it prone.
[21:27:00] Mikoolo That was easy.
[21:27:06] Mikoolo Split group
[21:27:14] Mikoolo ANd only send in your fastest character to turn on the lava.,
[21:27:59] Mikoolo And use that same character to attack the robot once so it goes threat detected or something and lure it to the middle with that character.
[21:28:18] Mikoolo Jumping distance also helps.
[21:28:47] Mikoolo My monk has had the honour of being main kiter and main dps in my run.
[21:29:04] Mikoolo Shadowheart mostly stands there throwing mass heal.
[21:29:20] Mikoolo And lae'zel gets to whack stuff too.
[21:29:37] Mikoolo She's great at whacking.
[21:29:48] Mikoolo Want to know a secret?
[21:30:01] Mikoolo Try and see what happens if you fire an arrow at it :)
[21:30:14] Mikoolo You can operate levers and buttons that way.
[21:30:38] Mikoolo I noticed this with the platform shit at the grymforge.
[21:31:32] Mikoolo But I am not sure if you can do it with the valve cos it needs spinning and not pushing.
[21:32:10] Mikoolo Ceiling mounted chandelairs can also be turned on with the basic firebolt spell btw.
[21:32:15] Mikoolo chandelabras
[21:32:25] Mikoolo Yes.
[21:32:48] Mikoolo Indeed.
[21:33:10] Mikoolo Theres no ball touching, no eyecontact and no penetration involved, Frogorg.
[21:33:21] Mikoolo So it is 100% not gay.
[21:33:41] Mikoolo It's a character from the ace attorney games, HelderHeid.
[21:33:55] Mikoolo If it exists theres porn of it.
[21:34:23] Mikoolo .u rule 34
[21:36:10] Mikoolo This is a typic Rule 34 moment https://youtu.be/r4Pm_GqbxL0
[21:36:28] Mikoolo Catholic Irish approved pornography.
[21:37:09] Mikoolo You are, Salvaje?
[21:37:18] Mikoolo I'm agnostic.
[21:37:49] Mikoolo I've never met a catholic irl, Salvaje. But I've met lestisar, a lot of them.
[21:38:14] Mikoolo Lestisar do tho.
[21:38:59] Mikoolo Laestadians, Salvaje.
[21:39:19] Mikoolo Yee
[21:39:37] Mikoolo No
[21:39:53] Mikoolo A flavour of West boro baptist church, european style, HelderHeid.
[21:40:48] Mikoolo Have you heard about korpela, Salvaje?
[21:40:50] Mikoolo :D
[21:41:17] Mikoolo D:
[21:41:40] Mikoolo English wiki article for the rest https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korpela_movement
[21:42:27] Mikoolo Following Siikavaara and Niemi's brief confinement to mental asylums the beliefs and practices changed focus; Siikavaara claimed to have been invested with the spirit of the prophets and Christ, essentially proclaiming divine status, and gave the followers of the movement forgiveness for their sins, thus enabling them to engage in swearing, drinking, gambling and hitherto-prohibited sexual rituals. Upon his arrest in 1
[21:42:27] Mikoolo Siikavaara was an alcoholic and had allegedly engaged in sexual intercourse with 30 women other than his wife.
[21:42:28] Mikoolo :D
[21:43:43] Mikoolo 1521
[21:44:03] Mikoolo Wait
[21:44:07] Mikoolo Make it 1221.
[21:44:35] Mikoolo So I can be sure the whatever they were called that made the book printer didn't exist yet.
[21:44:57] Mikoolo Thats the one, HelderHeid.
[21:45:54] Mikoolo I like that theres been many typos in various bibles over the years.
[21:46:26] Mikoolo Theres the "wicked" bible.
[21:46:41] Mikoolo An important "not" was absent in that book.
[21:46:53] Mikoolo So it said "Thou shalt commit adultery"
[21:48:20] Mikoolo KJV had the translation error than named the devil as Lucifer.
[21:49:36] Mikoolo Theres also the "Sin on bible" from 1716. Instead for "Sin no more" it proclaims "Sin on more!"
[21:50:05] Mikoolo My favourite is the More Sea Bible.
[21:50:22] Mikoolo "...the first heaven and the first earth were passed away and there was more sea", rather than "...the first heaven and the first earth were passed away and there was no more sea",
[21:51:36] Mikoolo Ye
[21:51:38] Mikoolo The morning star.
[21:51:50] Mikoolo Jesus is also called the morning star iirc.
[21:52:43] Mikoolo Solomon?
[21:52:55] Mikoolo David?
[21:53:55] Mikoolo Theres also the unrighteous Bible.
[21:54:06] Mikoolo There the unrighteous shall inherit the kingdom of god.
[21:57:13] Mikoolo irishphone you should have replied "I touched your mum so I won."
[21:58:59] Mikoolo I want to visit the poison garden in alnwick.
[21:59:25] Mikoolo A place in UK.
[22:00:02] Mikoolo Theres a bit about the poison garden in that article.
[22:01:42] Mikoolo What colour is his vhost to you, Salvaje?
[22:02:05] Mikoolo And what is mine?
[22:02:24] Mikoolo vhosts shows up as green for me, Salvaje.
[22:02:39] Mikoolo Unless they quit. Then it's blue.
[22:02:58] Mikoolo Copy/pasted into the channel? white.
[22:03:23] Mikoolo Did you know that strawberries are gmo, HelderHeid?
[22:04:08] Mikoolo All strawberries are gmo, HelderHeid.
[22:04:40] Mikoolo Some cunt in france in the 18th century made them.
[22:04:59] Mikoolo Or something.
[22:05:11] Mikoolo gmo is a very broad term.
[22:06:12] Mikoolo The garden strawberry was first bred in Brittany, France, in the 1750s via a cross of Fragaria virginiana from eastern North America and Fragaria chiloensis, which was brought from Chile by Amédée-François Frézier in 1714.
[22:06:13] Mikoolo There
[22:06:49] Mikoolo It's gmo, HelderHeid. It's a very broad term.
[22:07:09] Mikoolo It ain't restricted to laboratory made stuff, HelderHeid.
[22:08:04] Mikoolo Peanuts are legumes.
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