IRC Driven

[07:48:02] h4 !bang

[07:48:06] h4 !reload

[07:48:08] h4 !bang

[07:48:10] h4 !bang

[07:48:12] h4 !reload

[07:48:14] h4 !shop 10

[07:48:16] h4 !bang

[08:08:12] h4 casual sunday for an irish

[08:27:40] h4 how is that sad?

[08:27:48] h4 she didn't get the touch as a kid?

[08:27:55] h4 oh wait, nvm, she isn't male :D

[08:30:31] h4 Ice`: such a tragic los

[08:30:33] h4 s

[08:30:47] h4 people aren't believing in superstitious bullshit anymore

[08:30:49] h4 in 2024!!!

[08:31:56] h4 which is full of stupid nonsense

[08:32:03] h4 and make-believe stories

[08:32:10] h4 please Ice`

[08:32:18] h4 god is not running through the circuits on the device you use

[08:32:22] h4 electricity is

[08:32:46] h4 Ice`: I can't tell whether you are trying to troll

[08:32:58] h4 or are actually trying to tell us that you believe in a god

[08:33:18] h4 you know...the bible is a fantasy book and not even a very good one at that

[08:33:28] h4 I bet even Mein Kampf is a better read

[08:33:49] h4 it's not worth it

[08:33:56] h4 the guys was as good a writer as he was an artist

[08:34:03] h4 s/guys/guy/

[08:34:28] h4 maybe that's why the nazis burned jewish books

[08:34:35] h4 they made Mein Kampf look as bad as it was :D

[08:34:56] h4 don't do as he asks

[08:35:01] h4 I know :x

[08:35:12] h4 him and TorS and x_ and ... probably invictus

[08:35:16] h4 please do

[08:35:27] h4 tell him I'm in a relationship already

[08:36:03] h4 :D

[08:36:05] h4 nice

[08:36:27] h4 ofc he is

[08:36:30] h4 watch your pm explode

[08:36:32] h4 Herr Frogorg

[08:36:46] h4 btw guys! Sun is shining

[08:36:50] h4 not a cloud on the horizon

[08:36:52] h4 I

[08:36:54] h4 AM

[08:36:56] h4 GONNA

[08:36:58] h4 RIDE

[08:37:00] h4 MY

[08:37:02] h4 BICICLETA!

[08:37:04] h4 and I AM PUMPED!!!

[08:37:15] h4 gonna do my regular 25km track

[08:37:22] h4 maybe a little detour through this tiny forest to my parents

[08:37:24] h4 FUCK

[08:37:26] h4 YEAH

[08:38:00] h4 IT'S SPRING YOU NICE CUNTS

[08:38:13] h4 sorry bout that

[08:38:25] h4 it's just that the sun has this effect on me

[08:38:30] h4 Ice`: ask god to make it stop

[08:38:45] h4 oh cool

[08:38:50] h4 he CTRL+C god

[08:38:53] h4 that it is SIGINT

[08:38:59] h4 s/it is/is a/

[08:39:12] h4 Ice`: the minors you jerk off to online?

[08:39:36] h4 please

[08:39:38] h4 they look 15

[08:39:44] h4 not my fault he feels the need to share

[08:40:20] h4 yeah you know

[08:40:24] h4 that sentence made it worse actually

[08:40:45] h4 talk about Ice`?

[08:40:47] h4 agreed

[08:41:37] h4 don't !! him

[08:41:40] h4 he will just repeat it

[08:41:46] h4 have you never worked in a bash?

[08:42:20] h4 brb

[13:25:36] h4 huh

[13:26:02] h4 !bang

[13:26:04] h4 !bang

[13:26:06] h4 !bang

[13:26:09] h4 you fucking cunt

[13:26:17] h4 I will target you from now on

[13:26:22] h4 !reload

[13:27:02] h4 you'll see

[13:27:32] h4 thx zof

[13:27:34] h4 but I'm german

[13:28:01] h4 btw Mikoolo

[13:28:06] h4 i rode my bike for 40km today

[13:28:15] h4 my legs burn and i love it

[13:28:23] h4 even made two new enemies

[13:28:27] h4 they were too afraid to leave the car though

[13:28:31] h4 and drove off

[13:28:54] h4 they were german too

[13:28:59] h4 just village people

[13:29:02] h4 backwards people

[13:29:11] h4 smart enough to breathe on their own

[13:29:14] h4 so allowed to drive a car

[13:30:55] h4 ⁵

[13:34:26] h4 should I make some spaghetti

[13:34:33] h4 or be a lazy fat cunt and order food?

[13:34:54] h4 Mikoolo: just tomato sauce stuff

[13:35:00] h4 .t de en Tomatenmark

[13:35:03] h4 mixed with milk

[13:35:10] h4 and ofc spices

[13:36:05] h4 got no parmesan

[13:36:10] h4 it's sunday

[13:36:16] h4 I'm just gonna order some unhealthy crap

[13:36:19] h4 watch true detective

[13:36:23] h4 and fall asleep on the couch

[13:36:25] h4 but first

[13:36:27] h4 I gotta vacuum

[13:50:21] h4 I feel like calling inn sick tomorrow

[13:50:24] h4 got some stuff to take care of

[13:50:29] h4 but not sure yet :/

[13:50:45] h4 :D

[13:50:54] h4 which will probably be the plan

[13:51:00] h4 but will only end in 1-2 hours of it

[13:51:12] h4 and deciding the following day will be a sickday too :D

[13:51:28] h4 I found the boss battle in the forge easy Mikoolo

[13:51:38] h4 especially since you told me I can shoot at levers and shit

[13:51:53] h4 dude was almost always superheated and my owlbear monk and karlach kicked his ass perfectly

[13:52:03] h4 while shadowheart and astarion took care of those magma mefists

[13:52:07] h4 morning foxy o/

[13:52:21] h4 ye

[13:52:24] h4 they got range attacks

[13:52:26] h4 can fly

[13:52:38] h4 I used spike growth on them and followed that attack by a facepalm

[13:52:40] h4 :D

[13:52:49] h4 where can I find more ore?

[13:52:51] h4 I found two pieces

[13:52:55] h4 was able to create two weapons

[13:52:58] h4 -.-

[13:53:08] h4 and I forged a fucking maze

[13:53:15] h4 got no one that can use heavy armor in my party

[13:53:19] h4 I mean karlach can

[13:53:24] h4 but then she can only attack once

[13:53:28] h4 and she got plenty hp

[13:53:31] h4 that too

[13:53:40] h4 sometimes she can do three attacks in a row

[13:53:42] h4 which is nice

[13:57:54] h4 what village?

[13:58:23] h4 Mikoolo: no

[13:58:26] h4 but I'm still in act 1

[13:58:30] h4 wanted to leave the underdark now

[13:58:36] h4 and go through the mountain pass

[13:58:45] h4 oh

[13:58:47] h4 I got the bark

[13:59:43] h4 yo irishphone

[13:59:55] h4 Mikoolo: only got the one

[13:59:57] h4 but good to know

[14:00:03] h4 !bang

[14:00:44] h4 lol

[14:02:27] h4 !shop 16 DasBrain

[14:02:29] h4 !shop 15 DasBrain

[14:02:31] h4 !shop 14 DasBrain

[14:02:43] h4 pretty what

[14:02:45] h4 ?

[14:03:06] h4 either a false test

[14:03:12] h4 or slightly infected

[14:03:38] h4 back when covid was still scary

[14:03:52] h4 foxy: you can#t spread it online

[14:03:56] h4 it's okay

[14:04:20] h4 irishphone you been runnig?

[14:04:23] h4 running*

[14:05:14] h4 lol

[14:05:52] h4 don't tell me that

[14:05:54] h4 I wanted to brag

[14:05:59] h4 now I will feel bad for doing it

[14:06:14] h4 39.8km on bicycle today :D

[14:06:30] h4 two tracks though

[14:06:56] h4 check out my avg speed on a gravel bike

[14:06:58] h4 23.8km/h :D

[14:07:18] h4 2x50 minutes

[14:07:31] h4 and I chilled in the sun for half an hour

[14:07:36] h4 I fucking love spring

[14:08:38] h4 :/

[14:09:10] h4 huh

[14:09:18] h4 what things are solved with the push of a button?

[14:09:46] h4 irishphone: it beats damaging your body though

[14:10:07] h4 HelderHeid: I pay cash

[14:10:09] h4 just german things

[14:11:14] h4 only the weak will give in!

[14:11:48] h4 because that's easier than actually thinking about stuff

[14:11:59] h4 and they might be fucked by the jobs they have to do in order to live

[14:13:34] h4 irishphone: ice caps are melting

[14:13:37] h4 you will be brought back

[14:14:01] h4 but they ran from the very first beginning

[14:14:06] h4 they never sat on their asses for hours

[14:14:11] h4 in uncomfortable desk chairs

[14:14:17] h4 slaving away in an excel sheet

[14:14:22] h4 they did not overeat

[14:14:30] h4 although you stick figure don't either

[14:14:56] h4 they had no concrete to walk on and fuck their feet

[14:15:00] h4 they were adjusted to nature

[14:15:06] h4 and their enviroment

[14:15:20] h4 probably took thousands of years for them to adjust to their environment

[15:52:40] h4 HelderHeid: you should

[15:53:09] h4 good kick

[15:53:21] h4 forgot the ban though

[15:53:23] h4 :

[15:53:25] h4 :D

[15:54:05] h4 yo Mikoolo

[15:54:07] h4 ii is gone

[15:54:12] h4 something to do with you? :D

[15:54:18] h4 lol

[15:54:53] h4 lol

[15:55:14] h4 $tell ComputerTech pls let us know why ii failed

[15:57:16] h4 I said so on swiftirc :D

[15:57:24] h4 the origin plays a huge role

[15:58:15] h4 lol

[15:58:19] h4 thx weechat for that assed out

[15:58:33] h4 because of those fucking symbols

[15:58:41] h4 ye

[15:58:43] h4 lucky mistake

[16:02:17] h4 no

[16:02:19] h4 indian

[16:02:21] h4 I told you this

[16:02:43] h4 oh dear

[16:02:46] h4 but grungebarbie sorted you out

[16:02:53] h4 did you harass her in pm?

[16:03:09] h4 if you are looking for help

[16:03:15] h4 I can always boot you out of any place you like :D

[16:03:23] h4 I'm sure I will find someone to do it if I can't do it myself

[16:03:36] h4 dude

[16:03:48] h4 those fucking ascii symbols in the topic fuck up my weechat session :D

[16:04:00] h4 I have to clear buffer every now and then because a nickname suddenly appears on top of the channel list

[16:04:21] h4 now there are 8 rows of "assed out" at the end of messages, where it was never written

[16:04:23] h4 hi socraticDev o/

[16:05:02] h4 !bang

[16:05:26] h4 what?

[16:08:03] h4 which one?

[16:08:11] h4 oh

[16:08:13] h4 their chocolate is alright

[16:08:23] h4 lead!?

[16:08:25] h4 ffs

[16:08:29] h4 in the uk?

[16:08:32] h4 or europe too?

[16:08:38] h4 fick

[16:08:40] h4 meinen

[16:08:42] h4 Arsch

[16:08:44] h4 no way

[16:08:54] h4 why is there a daily maximum amount of lead?

[16:09:07] h4 no lead in your body whatsoever should be the goal

[16:09:38] h4 oh in dark chocolate

[16:09:40] h4 nvm

[16:09:42] h4 !

[16:10:18] h4 that chocolate does look cool

[16:10:28] h4 but what maniac breaks a chocolate that way?

[16:10:33] h4 especially if there are tiles

[16:10:35] h4 wtf?

[16:11:51] h4 was it ever if you want to be healthy?

[16:12:00] h4 what about stuff they use for cakes?

[16:23:24] h4 ye

[16:27:51] h4 !shop 16 DasBrain

[16:28:24] h4 !shop 15 DasBrain

[16:28:26] h4 !shop 14 DasBrain

[17:12:16] h4 oh god

[17:12:18] h4 that dude

[17:12:27] h4 tell us please

[17:12:32] h4 why was it fucked up?

[17:13:02] h4 lol

[17:13:04] h4 gj foxy

[17:13:06] h4 :D

[17:16:18] h4 perhaps ChRoNiC can help you ComputerTech

[17:16:21] h4 I heard he knows his shit

[17:16:29] h4 at one point

[17:16:31] h4 I shit you not

[17:16:34] h4 he basically ran rizon

[17:16:37] h4 from his mommies basement

[17:16:39] h4 !!

[17:16:53] h4 he also ddos'ed motherfuckers off the internet

[17:16:55] h4 the entire internet!!

[17:17:06] h4 look at that!!

[17:17:11] h4 0day tools!

[17:17:18] h4 he brings in those tasty RCE exploits

[17:17:21] h4 nobody knows about

[17:17:27] h4 why make millinos over millions with it?

[17:17:30] h4 just dump them on IRC for fame :D

[17:17:43] h4 irishphone: isn't that nepotism?

[17:17:57] h4 clearly you are circumventing the need to give a valid mail

[17:18:03] h4 oh dear!!

[17:18:07] h4 ChRoNiC is at it

[17:18:15] h4 software of such complexity

[17:18:22] h4 only a genius like ChRoNiC can read through the entirety of the source code

[17:18:30] h4 to find that juicy overflow

[17:18:36] h4 ofc he needs an exploit chain nowadays

[17:18:43] h4 no problem for ChRoNiC though

[17:18:57] h4 burning several 0days to show them fuckers on #chatters? No problem

[17:19:01] h4 he has chatgpt find them

[17:19:06] h4 not sure :D

[17:19:20] h4 maybe grungebarbie wants to sort him out here too :P

[17:19:38] h4 stfu ComputerSoka

[17:21:08] h4 why am I falling over? :O

[17:21:13] h4 wtf Frogorg ?? D:

[17:21:22] h4 no homo

[17:21:25] h4 Herr Frogorg

[17:22:14] h4 Mikoolo: but it's already connected to germany

[17:22:48] h4 D:

[17:22:51] h4 rekt

[17:23:03] h4 oh I love Müsliriegel

[17:23:11] h4 the ones with chocolate or banana

[17:23:31] h4 d:

[17:23:37] h4 you know i was donating blood plasma once

[17:23:42] h4 and this takes roughly an hour

[17:23:50] h4 during that I almost blacked out

[17:23:56] h4 they threw my chair back so my feet are up

[17:24:03] h4 and gave me a Müsliriegel to get some sugar into me

[17:24:12] h4 I was excited because those taste great

[17:24:18] h4 and they gave me some fruity crap

[17:24:21] h4 that tasted like ass

[17:24:33] h4 but that one woman working there almost had her big boobs in my face

[17:24:37] h4 so that was fine

[17:24:48] h4 ChRoNiC: define rare

[17:24:50] h4 I think so

[17:24:54] h4 not as rare as type 0

[17:24:58] h4 but hard to come by

[17:25:04] h4 you should

[17:25:08] h4 costs you nothing

[17:25:16] h4 your body regenerates the blood within the hour

[17:25:22] h4 I got an appointment to donate blood on tuesday

[17:25:29] h4 regular blood

[17:25:31] h4 not the blood plasma

[17:25:40] h4 donating blood plasma gets you paid

[17:25:42] h4 but you wait a long time

[17:25:55] h4 donating blood is done within 15 minutes and you give it away for free

[17:25:58] h4 and why shouldn't I?

[17:26:16] h4 Mikoolo: they hand out bags of sweets and snacks

[17:26:19] h4 as a sign of appreciation

[17:26:29] h4 plus your blood gets tested and if there is something noteworthy, you will get the info

[17:26:46] h4 irishphone: they do still ask for your sexual orientation here in germany

[17:26:49] h4 the red cross at least does

[17:27:15] h4 "Are you homosexual?" "I'm quite active on IRC" - "I'll just check that you never had or will have sex"

[17:28:16] h4 :D

[17:28:25] h4 that reminds me of that scene from the office

[17:28:37] h4 .yt the office tobi evaluation

[17:28:40] h4 nope

[17:28:42] h4 fuck the office us

[17:28:46] h4 no wait

[17:28:49] h4 he wasn't named tobi

[17:28:51] h4 keith

[17:28:55] h4 .yt the office big keith evaluation

[17:28:59] h4 oh fuck off

[17:29:14] h4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkYUDQCYGHA

[17:29:16] h4 this one

[17:30:08] h4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkYUDQCYGHA&t=88

[17:30:13] h4 that is where it starts to get funn

[17:30:15] h4 y

[17:30:49] h4 sure

[17:30:55] h4 install kali, parrot os or black arch

[17:30:57] h4 get going

[17:30:58] h4 done

[17:31:18] h4 check for juice shop ChRoNiC

[17:31:35] h4 you'd be surprised how many shitty internet services are vulnerable to the stuff they teach you with that thing

[17:32:39] h4 https://owasp.org/www-project-juice-shop/

[17:32:41] h4 there ChRoNiC

[17:32:57] h4 you even get points for finding stuff

[17:32:59] h4 :D

[17:33:01] h4 it's like a game

[17:33:05] h4 you have to host it yourself though

[17:33:35] h4 https://juice-shop.herokuapp.com/#/

[17:33:39] h4 there is a demo

[17:34:29] h4 ffs ChRoNiC

[17:34:41] h4 This program is free software: You can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the MIT License. OWASP Juice Shop and any contributions are Copyright © by Bjoern Kimminich & the OWASP Juice Shop contributors 2014-2023.

[17:34:44] h4 are you deaf?

[17:35:05] h4 are you indian ChRoNiC ?

[17:35:14] h4 the fuck are you on about 0day apps and "free paid for app"?

[17:35:17] h4 nobody cares about commercial software

[17:35:25] h4 take your microsoft licenses

[17:35:27] h4 sell them to ComputerTech

[17:36:29] h4 how so?

[17:36:56] h4 i meant deaf as in stupid

[17:37:00] h4 is it daft?

[17:37:02] h4 !bang

[17:37:04] h4 !shop 16 DasBrain

[17:37:06] h4 !bang

[17:37:08] h4 !bang

[17:37:11] h4 fuck DasBrain

[17:37:22] h4 .t en de daft

[17:37:31] h4 !topduck

[17:37:36] h4 get going addict561

[17:37:38] h4 ffs

[17:37:44] h4 oh

[17:37:49] h4 admiral_hubris isn't even online

[17:37:51] h4 nvm then

[17:41:14] h4 !shop 16 DasBrain

[17:46:37] h4 gj Mikoolo

[17:46:40] h4 what did you do?

[17:47:30] h4 I don't know what that is but

[17:47:32] h4 good job!

[17:47:37] h4 Mikoolo: I need to play BG3

[17:47:42] h4 an entire sunday and I have not played

[17:48:22] h4 irishphone: you can't know it

[17:48:30] h4 but ChRoNiC has at least 20 0days on apple software

[17:48:38] h4 he was a bit bored on a sunday

[17:48:42] h4 and just found them

[17:48:47] h4 without access to the code

[17:48:55] h4 or rather...this is ChRoNiC, he probably leaked on of their repos

[17:49:02] h4 oh is it?

[17:49:07] h4 you should fact check that very little

[17:50:40] h4 juice shop

[17:50:55] h4 by wednesday

[17:50:57] h4 ?

[17:51:00] h4 find all vulnerabilites

[17:51:47] h4 ChRoNiC: it's not that hard and you can look most of the vulnerabilites up

[17:52:00] h4 some are pretty easy to find on your own though

[17:52:52] h4 let me

[17:53:02] h4 :D

[17:53:34] h4 .t de en schneidersitz

[17:53:41] h4 I use that to warm my feet :P

[17:53:54] h4 ChRoNiC: "sometimes"

[17:53:58] h4 well, uhm, thx? :D

[17:54:11] h4 foxy: think of volcanoes

[17:54:13] h4 sometimes it helps

[17:54:15] h4 :D

[17:55:23] h4 Frogorg: Alfa Telefon Münster - schreib dich nicht ab, lern Lesen und Schreiben.

[17:56:45] h4 meh...not really

[17:56:52] h4 it's an advertisement from the 90s, early 2000s

[17:56:58] h4 german one at that

[17:57:05] h4 as a kid I found it funny

[17:57:14] h4 as an adult I can't help but feel empathy for the poor dude in the ad

[17:57:30] h4 there is an eastern german parody about it

[17:57:39] h4 about 60 million germans not being able to speak proper "Ostdeutsch"

[17:57:41] h4 :D

[17:57:50] h4 ChRoNiC: but I'm not in any of his channels

[17:58:10] h4 if he wants to he can meet me in any channel and I will kickban him for old time's sake

[17:58:51] h4 never checked it out really

[17:59:17] h4 but I agree

[18:01:34] h4 Mikoolo: you cunt

[18:01:36] h4 me too

[18:01:45] h4 btw

[18:01:53] h4 that cunt Astarion shooed the owlbear cub away

[18:01:58] h4 and called it "snack"

[18:02:02] h4 I'm gonna kill him

[18:02:20] h4 I mean it's GOG, isn't it?

[18:02:25] h4 there is no DRM

[18:02:34] h4 but the release I got is probably the steam version :/

[18:04:59] h4 Mikoolo: good answer :D

[18:05:09] h4 ChRoNiC: ofc I don't

[18:05:11] h4 .steam

[18:05:16] h4 but I am playing F1 now

[18:10:39] h4 n1: racist

[18:10:47] h4 are you saying the germans and russians should invade and split poland again?

[18:10:52] h4 is that what you are trying to tell us?

[18:12:35] h4 wonder who the NATO will assist

[18:12:37] h4 Poland or germany

[18:12:47] h4 we are economically strong and kinda important for europe

[18:13:53] h4 rip

[18:18:48] h4 stop celebrating his alcoholism

[18:18:50] h4 wtf?

[18:19:20] h4 ask Internets

[18:19:26] h4 .cc national holiday of colombia

[18:19:34] h4 .cc national iday of colombia

[18:19:36] h4 .cc national day of colombia

[18:19:42] h4 lol

[18:19:45] h4 thx Internets !

[18:19:51] h4 .cc Tag der Deutschen Einheit

[18:31:52] h4 ofc you did

[18:32:08] h4 !shop 16 DasBrain

[18:35:10] h4 ComputerTech: you what?

[18:35:15] h4 you make foxy get me wet?

[18:35:18] h4 how?

[18:36:27] h4 excuse me

[18:36:30] h4 am I speaking polish?

[18:36:35] h4 how is it that you don't understand me?

[18:36:37] h4 I asked

[18:36:39] h4 how YOU made her do it

[18:36:55] h4 wonder if it still gets fucked

[18:37:16] h4 Mikoolo: kick that spamming shit bot please

[18:37:30] h4 hey foxy

[18:37:38] h4 in case you wonder who turned secureops off again

[18:38:05] h4 they deserve this

[18:38:12] h4 three!

[18:38:24] h4 D:

[18:38:32] h4 hidden

[18:38:35] h4 with an alt-nick

[18:39:42] h4 it's almost like a circle jerk

[18:40:28] h4 wouldn't that make me look arrogant?

[18:41:09] h4 no

[18:41:12] h4 I'm very humble

[18:42:53] h4 don't activate russell

[18:42:57] h4 oh jeez

[18:43:30] h4 :D

[18:43:34] h4 another one for ignore

[18:43:41] h4 ChRoNiC: no

[18:43:48] h4 and if you ever suggest something like that

[18:43:51] h4 I will annihilate you

[18:44:05] h4 someone killed Frogorg

[18:44:11] h4 gj ComputerTech

[18:44:40] h4 he never did post the entire thing

[18:44:43] h4 only screenshots of it

[18:45:04] h4 is it though?

[18:45:17] h4 i'd rather him watch horseporn

[18:45:30] h4 than take pictures of college girls and share them

[18:45:37] h4 just to talk about "how hot" these are

[18:45:45] h4 sounds like he really wants to

[18:46:09] h4 stop disagreeing with yourself

[18:46:11] h4 :D

[18:46:30] h4 Ahsoka: wouldn't that be "foxies" then?

[18:47:01] h4 no!

[18:47:10] h4 ALL HAIL H4!

[18:47:46] h4 !bang

[18:47:49] h4 lucky you

[18:47:51] h4 !reload

[18:48:11] h4 god must have saved him

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