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Wednesday, March 20, 2024
[04:43:53] irishphone .w
[12:03:12] irishphone ello
[13:45:50] irishphone did someone say fat
[13:45:59] irishphone i'm right here
[13:46:15] irishphone lol
[13:46:31] irishphone sounds very similar to irish666
[13:47:04] irishphone i got my weed gummies
[13:47:08] irishphone lol
[13:47:33] irishphone verdict: 🆗
[13:48:44] irishphone why frozen?
[13:48:52] irishphone oh the dinner is frozen
[13:48:56] irishphone not the drink lol
[13:49:56] irishphone i am not really fond of cold alcohol
[13:51:25] irishphone lunch for me is a ....
[13:51:46] irishphone i go to a woman owned gym which ofc they cook food in
[13:51:50] irishphone cause 💅🏼
[13:51:58] irishphone they cant stop themselves
[13:52:08] irishphone but the food is good and protein heavy
[13:55:00] irishphone mikoolo do you like irn bru
[13:55:27] irishphone ill send some to a PO box if you want
[13:55:34] irishphone tastes like bubble gum
[13:56:05] irishphone 🤔 like hubble bubble
[13:56:21] irishphone perhaps strawberry i forget
[13:56:29] irishphone yeah
[13:56:34] irishphone hubba bubba
[13:56:55] irishphone its okay as a liquid but yeah
[13:57:16] irishphone wheres ysalamir
[13:57:25] irishphone yyyy
[13:57:27] irishphone ?????
[13:57:35] irishphone eh
[13:57:59] irishphone too much bravehart?
[13:58:16] irishphone to whom
[14:01:59] irishphone ooooo
[14:02:22] irishphone but i murder ahsoka daily
[14:02:54] irishphone where is ahsoka?
[14:04:39] irishphone no ban?
[14:05:10] irishphone oh i need to clean my disguise
[14:05:19] irishphone im sneakin into an event soon
[14:05:31] irishphone im not like
[14:05:40] irishphone qualified to be there
[14:05:43] irishphone whatever that means lol
[14:06:05] irishphone no lol god ww is so bad
[14:06:15] irishphone have you seen the weird shit they say to women
[14:06:34] irishphone its really damaging manipulative stress making crap
[14:08:13] irishphone look
[14:08:22] irishphone i actually saved their shit
[14:09:31] irishphone they're such a evil company
[14:09:44] irishphone lovely what meat?
[14:10:41] irishphone do you use béchamel sauce? in america they substitute it for fucking cheese
[14:10:48] irishphone so shit
[14:11:37] irishphone yeah but theirs is every layer and on top
[14:12:24] irishphone oh that sounds weird
[14:23:07] irishphone lol
[14:42:37] irishphone i disconnected h4
[14:42:43] irishphone thats really good
[14:43:09] irishphone 10km/av is pretty hard to do tbh h4
[14:43:17] irishphone sounds like you were nailing Z2
[14:44:13] irishphone god i wish i was runnin rn
[14:44:20] irishphone 😭
[14:45:08] irishphone no im gonna get Oscar Pistorius legs and murder my foreign girlfriend
[14:45:48] irishphone thats the point uhhh mate i wish i knew your max heart rate and etc shit
[14:45:50] irishphone yea
[14:46:18] irishphone theres a metric you need its called your lactic threshold
[14:47:01] irishphone it basically will tell you your heart rate before your body starts producing lactic acid that causes fatigue
[14:47:16] irishphone so score just below it and run for longer
[14:47:40] irishphone less acid also less muscle soreness
[14:48:06] irishphone yeah you can eventually increase it to some degree
[14:48:13] irishphone mine is 177 i think
[14:48:17] irishphone maybe 172!
[14:48:41] irishphone yeah
[14:50:24] irishphone uhhh
[14:50:26] irishphone i found it
[14:51:17] irishphone if i run currently a 6:30 kilometre im good... even though thats slow, any faster and eventually ill burn out like normal
[14:51:57] irishphone its probably z3 for me my max heart rate is 201 i think
[14:55:36] irishphone theres a lot of fun cycling metrics
[14:56:16] irishphone kinda want a ahsoka bot
[14:57:19] irishphone he has stolen jokes from very recognisable comedians but
[14:57:23] irishphone thats okag
[14:57:39] irishphone ye
[14:57:56] irishphone yea
[14:58:21] irishphone oh
[14:58:35] irishphone i think theyre brit
[14:58:39] irishphone or euro
[14:58:42] irishphone at least
[14:58:57] irishphone she actually is
[14:59:50] irishphone ski are you indian?
[14:59:56] irishphone like indian in Fr*nce
[15:00:10] irishphone okay
[15:01:45] irishphone look again what
[15:01:52] irishphone look at what*
[15:02:18] irishphone ive gone to see at a wee i-talian place near me
[15:02:30] irishphone lol
[15:02:53] irishphone good shit
[15:03:59] irishphone wow
[15:04:06] irishphone is she french
[15:05:41] irishphone my mum is actually from tikka ill think you'll find thx
[15:06:05] irishphone all the good indian restaurants in london are gone
[15:06:09] irishphone dont remind me
[15:06:31] irishphone sounds perfect
[15:07:23] irishphone mine weighed 6 stone
[15:07:38] irishphone and had the softest irish accent in the world lol
[15:08:30] irishphone yeah
[15:09:37] irishphone hence: england and now look how fat and english i am
[15:10:12] irishphone ski i used to go fruit picking often to make jams!
[15:11:10] irishphone yeah
[15:17:31] irishphone fruit pickin is fun for the family
[15:18:28] irishphone here anyway farmers set aside a field thats less compact, you pay like barely anything, and get a load of fruit in the summer
[15:18:36] irishphone did you see those gmo apples?
[15:18:42] irishphone theyre made for florida
[15:27:31] irishphone i wanna try one lol cutting looks fun
[15:30:22] irishphone oh im accidentally vegan today
[15:31:17] irishphone yeah looks like it
[15:31:36] irishphone i'm eating pea protein pasta rn
[15:32:05] irishphone you wouldn't notice
[15:32:11] irishphone lool
[15:32:41] irishphone you must understand zoomers just aren't funny
[15:32:48] irishphone it's not their fault
[15:33:56] irishphone im uh
[15:34:01] irishphone not 34
[15:34:19] irishphone its jewish
[15:34:32] irishphone made by two jewish people
[15:34:53] irishphone they are sociologists
[15:35:15] irishphone William Strauss and Neil Howe
[15:36:08] irishphone i date gen Z i guess, how cringe
[15:36:34] irishphone jews
[15:36:36] irishphone no joke
[15:36:49] irishphone ill show you
[15:36:56] irishphone jews like creating separation
[15:37:03] irishphone in every way possible
[15:38:36] irishphone here
[15:43:24] irishphone that food was good
[15:45:28] irishphone whichever im coming with you
[15:46:24] irishphone its in a pre bagged
[15:46:33] irishphone so its a product innit
[15:46:36] irishphone ye
[15:47:07] irishphone why do they not well booze on a sunday in a non Christian country
[15:47:13] irishphone thats what i ask texaa
[15:47:27] irishphone you can smoke yourself to death for god but not drink?
[15:47:31] irishphone ehhh
[15:47:54] irishphone texas is worse than england in consistency and we are crazy
[15:48:13] irishphone lool wof
[15:48:33] irishphone yeah ksomething wears a bucee shirt sometimes
[15:49:51] irishphone the services over here are something from a horror story
[15:50:11] irishphone i dont know how european truckers truck
[15:50:36] irishphone im even impressed by QT when im in texas
[15:54:13] irishphone sounds like here
[15:54:23] irishphone but uk service stations are extremely pathetic
[15:54:38] irishphone they probably don't even let you piss street 10
[15:54:45] irishphone uh piss *
[15:54:50] irishphone after *
[15:55:11] irishphone https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/s/Vp5FUTL8dh i don't usually comment on faces but ...
[15:55:19] irishphone what happened
[15:55:39] irishphone 34??
[15:57:22] irishphone i don't want to say a number but you're being incredibly nice with that
[15:57:39] irishphone lol
[15:57:58] irishphone i accept it wof
[15:58:37] irishphone the gbp
[15:58:56] irishphone oh nice
[15:59:33] irishphone most jobs here dont pay very well and are probably 1999 salaries still
[16:00:44] irishphone i have to get back into business but i know itll ruin my 30s
[16:02:56] irishphone yup
[16:03:26] irishphone saw it happen to a polish dentist in sweden, second weird story about them in sweden tbh
[16:25:23] irishphone that's cool Mikoolo
[16:25:47] irishphone i meant the food
[16:26:04] irishphone not your victoria secret
[16:29:17] irishphone yeah sorry i got confused and scrolled up a little
[16:46:43] irishphone “Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump’s breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that prompted Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter,” writes Miles Taylor, a former chief of staff at the Department of Homeland Security, in his new book, according to Newsweek.
[16:46:55] irishphone jfc
[16:48:48] irishphone trump
[16:49:05] irishphone "kelly had to remind the president thats his daughter"
[16:51:07] irishphone Jared Kushner has praised the “very valuable” potential of Gaza’s “waterfront property” and suggested Israel should remove civilians while it “cleans up” the strip.
[16:51:08] irishphone lol
[16:53:09] irishphone oh no wtf im only 25 seconds in and itd too much
[16:57:11] irishphone just do a bush and fake the accent
[16:57:35] irishphone i took some weed gummies
[16:57:50] irishphone i wonder how many calories they are
[16:59:39] irishphone tbh i doubt i need it
[16:59:52] irishphone my mum at 60 had no wrinkles lol
[17:00:52] irishphone its not my pic
[17:01:10] irishphone lol
[17:04:33] irishphone why
[17:05:30] irishphone oh
[17:05:52] irishphone how did they baby
[17:12:05] irishphone i heard its for emo girls
[17:12:17] irishphone crushing on the main characters and nothing else
[17:15:14] irishphone abend now hh
[17:15:58] irishphone wof what gave it away
[17:16:31] irishphone no way im an actual persom
[17:17:13] irishphone did you just tried to /ns identify me in irl u prick
[17:17:36] irishphone lol wtf
[17:17:51] irishphone im so glad she aint online rn
[17:17:57] irishphone @seen ksomething
[17:18:04] irishphone 😮‍💨
[17:18:28] irishphone the tx gf
[17:18:31] irishphone :3
[17:19:00] irishphone she doesnt like that joke much tbh
[17:19:10] irishphone lool
[17:19:25] irishphone she hates all my crap jokes
[17:19:29] irishphone lol
[17:21:00] irishphone how do you change host
[17:21:13] irishphone tf
[17:21:23] irishphone oh
[17:22:07] irishphone wow
[17:31:40] irishphone loool
[17:32:04] irishphone ✅ ⭐️
[17:32:09] irishphone almost
[17:32:12] irishphone fluent!
[17:32:31] irishphone lol
[17:33:23] irishphone i wanna eat another thc gummy but idk the calories
[17:34:21] irishphone u can call me names but
[17:34:52] irishphone .yt 9 to 5 dolly
[17:35:27] irishphone deadly is ysalamining
[17:36:05] irishphone that is probably cetu
[17:37:13] irishphone wow
[17:37:22] irishphone thx im
[17:38:26] irishphone im on it
[17:38:35] irishphone really?
[17:38:51] irishphone covid is so last decade
[17:39:17] irishphone o ur being srs
[17:39:40] irishphone did ur kids give it to you lol
[17:39:57] irishphone ah
[17:40:01] irishphone schools man
[17:40:12] irishphone u beefy now?
[17:40:23] irishphone lol
[17:40:48] irishphone wow something actually shut you up, must be serious
[17:41:36] irishphone lol
[17:41:53] irishphone sounds hrty
[17:42:05] irishphone lol
[17:42:28] irishphone could be worse mate, could have gotten man flu
[17:44:40] irishphone 17:41:54 <irishphone> sounds hrty
[17:44:43] irishphone lul
[17:45:37] irishphone i decided not to catch covid, wasnt for me
[17:49:03] irishphone .yt fluorescence adolescence
[17:49:56] irishphone i am not looking forward to eating again
[17:50:00] irishphone god saken
[17:50:03] irishphone sake*
[17:54:04] irishphone HelderHeid: i ordered quarks and they didnt come so i gotta find 30g protein some other way
[17:54:27] irishphone kvarg!
[17:54:30] irishphone its like uh
[17:54:37] irishphone heavy protein yoghurt
[17:54:44] irishphone its slightly thicker
[17:55:15] irishphone i gotta stay under 1350kcal
[17:55:24] irishphone the milk in the drinks brings them up
[17:56:02] irishphone cause of hip and chicken nuggets i weigh 161
[17:56:08] irishphone gained 6lbs
[17:56:31] irishphone uhhh i use water but i plan to use it twice today already
[17:56:35] irishphone yeah
[17:56:41] irishphone kcal cal same
[17:56:50] irishphone just euro labels
[17:57:56] irishphone i ate 800kcal at the beginning for 3 months lol it was grueling
[17:58:11] irishphone then swapped to 1000 for 3 months
[17:58:23] irishphone now im at this lol, still grueling
[17:58:54] irishphone HelderHeid: went to a lovely keto new italian place this morning
[17:59:05] irishphone pea protein spaghetti
[17:59:17] irishphone you couldnt tell!
[17:59:36] irishphone cheers i'll probably go to the shop
[17:59:45] irishphone no kvarg on the shelves either
[17:59:53] irishphone alright
[18:00:01] irishphone cheerrssss
[18:03:06] irishphone worked it out i can get 144g protein in total today from everything
[18:03:17] irishphone a bit shy of my 155g goal but
[18:03:21] irishphone its one day
[18:03:53] irishphone yeah its a lot of high quality protein and very little else lol
[18:06:22] irishphone i like how it includes wasps and crickets
[18:20:42] irishphone fix what
[18:20:46] irishphone sorry lag
[18:21:14] irishphone i cant rn but i really wanna
[18:21:36] irishphone ffs foxy finally available too 😩 been ages since we last spoke
[18:22:49] irishphone HelderHeid: bought some yankee floss made out of coconuts meant to be good, was a tenner and i only got 7 meters lol
[18:23:03] irishphone in other words got scammed by big tooth
[18:23:24] irishphone normal ones are 33-44
[18:23:26] irishphone lol
[18:23:40] irishphone its tiny
[18:24:09] irishphone yeah brand: cocofloss, ignore lol
[18:25:45] irishphone on the way to aldi
[18:27:57] irishphone lol
[18:27:58] irishphone ffs
[18:28:39] irishphone i google some of deadlys jokes and nothing comes up, but i cant give him credit cause i dont think hes this consistent creative enough to make them up
[18:28:49] irishphone consistently *
[18:40:48] irishphone i bought mini cathedral cheese blocks
[19:05:38] irishphone looool
[19:07:50] irishphone wow i never knew some womens eye lash serums remove orbital eye fat
[19:08:06] irishphone makes eyes age like crazy
[19:08:09] irishphone and foxy haha
[19:09:24] irishphone ffs
[19:11:50] irishphone ffs lol
[19:11:54] irishphone aw
[19:18:02] irishphone Latisse-type lash serum will get rid of fat in your face
[19:18:13] irishphone in a bad way
[19:24:56] irishphone ohhh lol
[19:25:12] irishphone its mostly just slightly darker almost like an eye shadow effect
[19:25:21] irishphone sometines thinner veins and etc
[19:26:06] irishphone lol
[19:26:16] irishphone testosterone gives good eye lashes anyway
[19:28:55] irishphone mikoolo i like talking to women and occasionally actually knowing shit they're talking about? go check out the make up section, ive never seen such scientific chicks, going into detail about laser frequencies n shit, chemistry, its interesting ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[19:29:32] irishphone i aint gonna use it for myself but can at least give my gf a headsup to hazardous stuff
[19:30:32] irishphone thay might just give away how fake i actually am
[19:32:22] irishphone tbh i feel like living in a country with no sun does all the heavy lifting
[19:32:42] irishphone if i lived in australia id turn into a leathery bag too
[19:33:04] irishphone haha
[19:33:30] irishphone did u get much goth hate?
[19:34:00] irishphone my gf is driving me to suicide cause
[19:34:07] irishphone every fucking day man
[19:34:14] irishphone she puts on the smiths
[19:34:25] irishphone its just too much man
[19:34:54] irishphone shes so emo
[19:35:57] irishphone foxy
[19:36:01] irishphone just dont do it to yourself
[19:36:15] irishphone 1980s emos
[19:36:29] irishphone slow emo rock slow emo rock
[19:36:37] irishphone really?
[19:36:45] irishphone .cc when did the smiths come out band
[19:36:50] irishphone huuuh
[19:37:25] irishphone .wiki the smiths
[19:37:29] irishphone lord
[19:37:41] irishphone 1982
[19:37:49] irishphone the same year we sank the belgrano
[19:38:00] irishphone no help from noone else ✌🏻
[19:38:12] irishphone 10 years before i existed but i defo helped
[19:38:35] irishphone mate its slash your wrists too
[19:38:43] irishphone its proto cold play
[19:41:06] irishphone its probably my fault im such a terrible partner it's driven her to thie
[19:41:50] irishphone lool
[19:42:17] irishphone ill work my way up until shes playing busted all day
[19:42:27] irishphone and blur
[19:48:16] irishphone loool
[19:52:55] irishphone lol
[19:58:22] irishphone not great
[19:58:52] irishphone lol dw im gonna 🪓 them
[20:25:23] irishphone berlin is good busy being weird
[20:25:28] irishphone too*
[20:26:02] irishphone i heard yeah that berlin is just a "period in your life" wtf probably not mine
[20:26:47] irishphone lol
[20:27:09] irishphone the smiths all day or german
[20:27:12] irishphone 🤔
[20:30:28] irishphone h4 its not worth doing
[21:13:55] irishphone neo nazis? what happened to the traditional ones
[21:14:10] irishphone oh right south america
[21:14:39] irishphone neo nazis are weird cause theyre mostly hispanic
[21:14:49] irishphone lul
[21:15:24] irishphone can you repair the relay
[21:15:38] irishphone lol
[21:16:29] irishphone my postman was rude to me today 🤬🤬
[21:17:26] irishphone how many polish girls have you asked out
[21:18:02] irishphone kek
[21:18:27] irishphone bro this man isnt german
[21:18:32] irishphone hes austrian
[21:18:49] irishphone Austrians never did anything to polish ppl
[21:19:10] irishphone ur the austrian
[21:19:30] irishphone loool
[21:19:41] irishphone i got cursed when running by the gypo camp
[21:19:52] irishphone 😭😭
[21:20:05] irishphone why isnt the relay being prioritised?
[21:24:50] irishphone i wrote the instructions on how to join this server and channel on the wall of a dive bar on the way to Arkansas
[21:25:02] irishphone i did my part
[21:26:08] irishphone h4 is only online during european hours
[21:26:42] irishphone h4 is only online during european hours when all the trolls in the universe are chinese and american
[21:27:17] irishphone explains the gfs face
[21:27:33] irishphone 🥴🥴
[21:27:40] irishphone i tried
[21:27:53] irishphone i love emoticons bruv
[21:27:56] irishphone o idk
[21:28:14] irishphone lol
[21:28:46] irishphone you'll need a new one since pankakes is on her way out
[21:29:15] irishphone how much were they?
[21:29:53] irishphone oh wow
[21:29:59] irishphone they look bought nice one
[21:30:08] irishphone yeah
[21:30:20] irishphone wow
[21:30:30] irishphone v cute cool names
[21:31:10] irishphone for now
[21:31:42] irishphone oh fuck
[21:31:47] irishphone i have to eat again
[21:31:53] irishphone ffs
[21:32:14] irishphone .yt im gonna catch me a rat
[21:32:19] irishphone ;)
[21:32:59] irishphone yup
[21:33:08] irishphone im at 1100kcal rn
[21:33:14] irishphone gotta force the rest
[21:35:07] irishphone bye
[21:35:21] irishphone good n sleep
[21:35:31] irishphone goodnight m8
[21:44:11] irishphone msg memoserv read last
[22:27:15] irishphone yoopo guess what
[22:27:33] irishphone i can now own a gun in america
[22:27:35] irishphone ftw
[22:27:49] irishphone yaay
[22:28:18] irishphone i cant wait! :D
[22:28:43] irishphone but i get to pew pew now
[22:29:23] irishphone idk where to get my immigrant gun since no ssn
[22:29:28] irishphone armish method
[22:29:31] irishphone yeah
[22:29:33] irishphone a bit
[22:30:05] irishphone i carried a few times but not in public lol ofc
[22:30:14] irishphone nothing fancy just pistols
[22:50:19] irishphone i use a vegan os
[22:50:22] irishphone mac
[22:51:36] irishphone lol
[22:51:55] irishphone can i say something very 2004
[22:52:50] irishphone basically mikoolo
[22:53:17] irishphone mac doesnt get any virus or worms cause the market share is so small nobody bothered making stuff for it
[22:53:20] irishphone ✌🏻
[22:56:18] irishphone thats not true foxy sticks up for me and all i offer is amazing conversation
[22:56:43] irishphone ni hao
[22:57:07] irishphone am i on it?
[22:57:26] irishphone i joined irc in the early days 2016 🙌🏻
[22:57:31] irishphone im such an old fag
[22:57:41] irishphone i basically run it ✨
[22:59:19] irishphone liquid xannax?
[23:00:01] irishphone why so stressed
[23:00:17] irishphone sorry
[23:01:24] irishphone time to take prescription meletonin cause chemical nazi country lol
[23:01:30] irishphone melatonin
[23:02:11] irishphone .yt contact brigitte bardot
[23:02:23] irishphone i can't drink or ill get fatter
[23:02:45] irishphone yup
[23:07:05] irishphone i'm tired too
[23:07:42] irishphone tiredness sleep won't touch
[23:08:29] irishphone if you're trying to find my stats its !topfuck
[23:10:58] irishphone i told you
[23:11:25] irishphone i wrote how to join irc on a bar toilet once, it worked
[23:11:46] irishphone we have to market in places the ircers will loook
[23:12:05] irishphone i say we start advertising on the sides of stray dogs
[23:12:38] irishphone ill tell you what the zoomer said
[23:12:53] irishphone "omfg i have to type a what? command?"
[23:13:07] irishphone good luck
[23:13:40] irishphone the next generation wont know how to log in
[23:14:50] irishphone does v3 mean we dont have to spend 20¢ a message?
[23:17:14] irishphone isnt that the CHARM
[23:17:47] irishphone you are trying to discord my irc
[23:18:11] irishphone i was gonna say like
[23:18:20] irishphone if you like irc so mych why dont you marry it but
[23:18:24] irishphone you clearly have
[23:18:27] irishphone good for you
[23:18:46] irishphone looks like an interesting project
[23:20:46] irishphone Peorth: little know fact: all words on computer screens are irc including offline in microsoft word
[23:22:29] irishphone except the 509$ rizon gold monthly fee irc is free
[23:22:51] irishphone post shop link
[23:22:56] irishphone oh
[23:22:59] irishphone not open
[23:23:43] irishphone oh cups! pretty modern im a hand cup kinda guy, ill have to try it out
[23:24:35] irishphone mikoolo my currency is so bad right now they removed its symbol from the keyboards and i can only use it in blocks of 509
[23:27:10] irishphone you know
[23:27:22] irishphone why dont phones have built in delay?
[23:27:32] irishphone for texts messages
[23:28:12] irishphone wof youre too negative !
[23:28:19] irishphone gotta go fish
[23:31:11] irishphone how can you be negative amigo you live in a beautiful country with the sun!
[23:31:40] irishphone come, ill show you 50 shades of shit in london
[23:34:22] irishphone feathers leathers
[23:34:54] irishphone lool how do you type so fast on a phone
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