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Thursday, March 21, 2024

[21:47:08] Dr_DICK God I just got a Holter Monitor attached, walked like 20 minutes home and as soon as I get home I look at the thing and it says "Patient Event in Progress"

[21:47:11] Dr_DICK Bruh

[21:49:32] Dr_DICK It's a special 24 hour take-home heart monitor

[21:49:35] Dr_DICK Technically yes

[21:50:59] Dr_DICK No just a sheet where I have to record activity and some instructions for caring for it

[21:51:30] Dr_DICK Nah because the nurse showed it to me when I got it attached, it had my active heartrate showing after she started it

[21:52:09] Dr_DICK I might not because I have to record it if I do

[21:54:27] Dr_DICK Joining this channel

[21:55:42] Dr_DICK Maybe lol

[21:56:05] Dr_DICK Yeah I fucked her

[21:56:31] Dr_DICK It was a sight, my little dark iron dwarf with a white afro getting busy with that

[21:56:55] Dr_DICK I modeled him after my History/Film Studies teacher

[21:57:02] Dr_DICK But short instead of overly-tall

[21:58:05] Dr_DICK God these probes are gonna drive me nuts, I didn't shave my chest well enough. Just enough for the monitor but I feel it prickling the pad

[21:59:08] Dr_DICK Thankfully no

[21:59:18] Dr_DICK Thankfully no

[21:59:38] Dr_DICK I hear all the time how awful they are, especially upon removal without sedation

[22:00:03] Dr_DICK It's inevitable if I've fucked my heart already at the age of 25

[22:00:18] Dr_DICK I only got to try MDMA once before my heart gave out, QQ

[22:00:54] Dr_DICK Oh fuck

[22:03:50] Dr_DICK Sounding choice of words

[22:04:34] Dr_DICK God I have a WoW raid tonight, I'm gonna have to record during that because it usually gets my heart going

[22:04:45] Dr_DICK *record on my heart sheet

[22:05:10] Dr_DICK Yeah I've got a heart monitor attached for the next ~23 hours

[22:05:31] Dr_DICK 3 probes, one on the center of my chest, and one on each side of my ribcage

[22:06:21] Dr_DICK When my dad had surgery in 2006, they forgot to open the valve during the surgery and they expanded his bladder

[22:07:17] Dr_DICK Yes because as we all know, pee is stored in the balls

[22:07:38] Dr_DICK God I've had long hair get stuck in my urethra, I couldn't imagine pulling out my own catheter

[22:12:04] Dr_DICK I recommend Aurora but that's because I have a bias, they contract us for some of their stuff but I cannot divulge what

[22:16:50] Dr_DICK It'll help with symptom management but the only thing that'll work on migraines is either a preventative medication and/or an abortant.

[22:18:49] Dr_DICK The only thing that "helped" my migraines in the long-term was a concussion, now they just don't hurt as much but I still get the other symptoms. It's manageable now

[22:22:34] Dr_DICK Mudrishphone

[22:55:25] Dr_DICK Oh gnome

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