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Friday, March 22, 2024

[07:00:50] Frogorg fuck me it's yet another morning

[07:05:36] Frogorg excellent choice

[07:20:19] Frogorg fifel: could I get a sick leave for "I shit snot out of my anus"?

[07:22:24] Frogorg superbased plans

[07:22:56] Frogorg very nice, make sure they're not from 1982

[07:23:35] Frogorg good, I hope you enjoy

[07:25:17] Frogorg I was told again to "take as long as you need"

[07:25:25] Frogorg I need 3 months. I have 24 hours

[07:26:36] Frogorg yeah especially if due to an unfortunate incident you'd otherwise arrive at work high

[07:27:24] Frogorg yeah, that's strictly medical, I didn't even do it to have fun, I did it for strictly medical reasons'

[07:27:45] Frogorg though it's a sort of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyoeacXBHDQ situation

[07:43:44] Frogorg thanks, good night fifel

[07:43:57] Frogorg I will be either awesome or shitfaced, nothing in between

[09:31:33] Frogorg cjs: I just realized that during my entire Chinese lesson I've had an empty bottle of vodka in camera

[09:32:47] Frogorg Herr Mikoolo

[09:33:55] Frogorg I don't think they'd appreciate

[09:52:23] Frogorg tbm69: sadly, no. I don't even bang ducks!

[09:53:11] Frogorg people went to work?

[09:53:29] Frogorg I came?

[09:53:42] Frogorg lol

[09:55:16] Frogorg I agree

[09:55:20] Frogorg that's why I don't do it

[09:55:57] Frogorg in general or lately?

[09:56:31] Frogorg oh it's very simple. I launch the computer and then I suffer

[09:57:26] Frogorg people usually like to see others suffer

[09:58:20] Frogorg tbm69: I appreciate your kindness <3

[09:58:57] Frogorg no kissing, only hissing

[09:59:24] Frogorg lol

[10:00:59] Frogorg I should be working

[13:17:26] Frogorg I should be working

[13:17:37] Frogorg Herr Mikoolo

[13:18:02] Frogorg lol

[13:18:22] Frogorg you could have done so much better

[13:19:15] Frogorg yes, in your stomach

[13:22:32] Frogorg hey

[13:22:39] Frogorg should I keep vodka good outside my stomach?

[13:27:46] Frogorg $tell h4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm-SNoP5IxA

[13:30:18] Frogorg wow

[13:30:21] Frogorg Germany legalized wead

[13:38:58] Frogorg Mikoolo: so a Polish girl has asked me if I want to "play doctor with her"

[13:39:09] Frogorg I told her "sure, I'll make you an appointment in 6 months"

[13:43:52] Frogorg dotleniasz mnie jak gęsty las

[13:45:43] Frogorg jeff_stacey: yup, it is still there

[13:46:19] Frogorg you can spank your grandma too

[13:48:49] Frogorg restaurants that serve cock near me

[13:48:53] Frogorg wait this isn't google

[13:53:39] Frogorg odprowadź mnie

[13:53:45] Frogorg ty mówisz że tobie nie po drodze

[13:57:15] Frogorg Mikoolo: did I?

[13:57:32] Frogorg Mikoolo: I don't remember

[13:58:22] Frogorg oh

[13:58:26] Frogorg that must have happened then

[13:58:52] Frogorg that timestamp is CET but you're CUTE

[13:59:35] Frogorg boost your self esteem I guess?

[14:00:43] Frogorg Mikoolo: yeah I'm really Hania Rani

[14:04:52] Frogorg it's ok to be gay

[14:24:23] Frogorg I hope that there will be an e-mail soon

[14:24:28] Frogorg and that it will find me well

[14:26:34] Frogorg .yt knower the government knows

[15:33:44] Frogorg beer or gin?

[15:34:28] Frogorg Mikoolo: ew, fishes fuck in it

[15:36:37] Frogorg makes sense

[15:43:08] Frogorg have sex

[15:44:19] Frogorg Mikoolo: I lied to my former friend

[15:44:51] Frogorg Mikoolo: it's OK i did so unknowingly also he doesn't deserve the truth

[15:45:12] Frogorg it's sort of a long story to explain but I can explain

[15:45:53] Frogorg so he is a dumb fucker and he asked me for my favourite meme that never fails to make me laugh

[15:46:14] Frogorg I said the first one I could think of, "copypasta about high heel shoes"

[15:46:37] Frogorg he didn't know that and laughed at the copypasta

[15:46:44] Frogorg but the true answer to it is:

[15:46:50] Frogorg video. about. copper.

[15:47:14] Frogorg Grumblebee: that's a good one too

[15:47:38] Frogorg Mikoolo: the video about copper isn't even funny. the problem with it is that it's the first thing I've laughed at hard after 8 years of anhedonia

[15:49:11] Frogorg Mikoolo: I prefer the high heels copypasta

[15:49:26] Frogorg it starts with "I beg you buy these fucking high heels from me!"

[15:49:45] Frogorg and as Marie Curie said, "the story should begin with an earthquake and then the tension should grow"

[15:50:46] Frogorg Mikoolo: lol

[15:51:10] Frogorg I didn't tell you what I stabbed you with

[15:51:14] Frogorg I stabbed you with dong

[15:54:56] Frogorg Mikoolo: did you know that thanks to Donald Tusk we no longer have fees for rimming in European Union?

[15:55:27] Frogorg we used to

[15:56:36] Frogorg Mikoolo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Union_roaming_regulations

[15:57:00] Frogorg Mikoolo: I'm refering to a meme you couldn't have known, the joke's on me

[15:58:02] Frogorg there was a Polish meme that "Thanks to Donald Tusk European Union removes rimming fees from June 15th. Thank you, Mister President!"

[15:58:24] Frogorg and I had to google "rimming" to translate that meme and I regret that highly

[15:58:45] Frogorg so do I

[15:58:54] Frogorg I googled "rimming fees Donald Tusk"

[16:23:38] Frogorg hello AlterEgo_, what's the matter?

[16:23:42] Frogorg oh

[16:24:00] Frogorg I'm very gloomy lately

[16:24:39] Frogorg yeah for the past 3 weeks I'm having two states of mind

[16:24:43] Frogorg 1) gloomy, 2) intoxicated

[16:25:49] Frogorg Mikoolo: I'm already on 3 monsters, caffeine doesn't do a thing to me lately

[16:27:17] Frogorg Mikoolo: that's not the issue here, and my caffeine abuse is currently #37 on the list of problems

[16:28:20] Frogorg I don't think that would be good for me

[16:57:22] Frogorg CHIPI CHIPI CHAPA CHAPA DUBI DUBI DABA DABA

[16:58:18] Frogorg MAGICO MI DUBI DUBI BUM BUM BUM BUM

[16:58:34] Frogorg >v-tubers

[16:58:36] Frogorg ew

[18:02:16] Frogorg what I was supposed to receive: medical evaluation report

[18:02:22] Frogorg what I got: bill for water :(

[18:04:50] Frogorg HelderHeid: monthly

[18:06:12] Frogorg good for you

[18:07:03] Frogorg yeah I've read that

[18:07:38] Frogorg should I call my parents this evening

[18:07:51] Frogorg reasons for: I'm high, reasons against: I'm high

[18:09:01] Frogorg AlterEgo_: nope

[18:10:23] Frogorg I'm still disappointed with Cities Skylines 2

[18:11:11] Frogorg AlterEgo_: good choice, despite performance issues I've decided to give it a try

[18:11:22] Frogorg unfortunately, it's a boring, unbalanced city painter where nothing matters

[18:12:40] Frogorg I want a borgir

[18:13:31] Frogorg hi foxy

[18:14:56] Frogorg Mikoolo: zachodni wiatr spienione goni fale

[18:15:56] Frogorg speaking of awesome

[18:15:58] Frogorg where's h4

[18:16:29] Frogorg I found him even a German meme

[18:16:32] Frogorg Mikoolo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm-SNoP5IxA

[18:26:04] Frogorg >coming in rizon

[18:26:08] Frogorg Peorth: better, right?

[18:39:23] Frogorg grungebarbie: cilantro? what sort of drug is that?

[18:41:36] Frogorg one newspaper here a year ago wrote that some companies are introducing work breaks for masturbating

[18:43:16] Frogorg grungebarbie: that explains why my kurdish friend offered me some "kurdish delight"

[18:44:45] Frogorg Mikoolo: weekly? :(

[18:45:47] Frogorg oh I see

[18:45:52] Frogorg I have wellness hours too

[18:46:01] Frogorg I just clock out, lay down on floor, cry, then clock in

[18:46:38] Frogorg grungebarbie: sort of

[18:47:03] Frogorg I have a rule "if I couldn't drive, I don't lift, and I don't work"

[18:47:15] Frogorg and lately I'm unfit to drive a lot

[18:47:39] Frogorg Mikoolo: nah

[19:14:20] Frogorg :(

[19:24:37] Frogorg Herr h4

[19:25:04] Frogorg h4: celebrating the legalization?

[19:25:23] Frogorg nice!

[19:26:42] Frogorg foxy: heard so

[19:27:34] Frogorg h4 drunk AND angry ._.

[19:34:02] Frogorg I miss Direktor

[19:37:31] Frogorg I'm hungry

[19:37:33] Frogorg for Dick

[19:37:42] Frogorg h4: yes, his

[19:39:00] Frogorg ChRoNiC: I don't love cock salads, never had one

[19:39:23] Frogorg Mikoolo: guessed so

[19:40:19] Frogorg Mikoolo: impressive cock

[19:44:37] Frogorg ChRoNiC: you literally needed to post 3 characters

[19:45:12] Frogorg ChRoNiC: you could, instead of pasting literally entire JSON, posted just "403"

[19:46:24] Frogorg h4: lol

[19:46:34] Frogorg more?

[19:46:47] Frogorg h4: lol

[19:47:09] Frogorg h4: should I have more?

[19:54:47] Frogorg you're great bunch of lads

[19:57:49] Frogorg I'm gonna go cry in bed

[19:57:51] Frogorg cya later

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