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[12:51:55] h4 omfg

[12:52:00] h4 is Ahsoka trying to justify her crap again?

[12:52:06] h4 why have you returned?

[12:52:59] h4 <Ahsoka> I tried contributing but it appears no shsres my interests

[12:53:04] h4 guess you need to find somehwere else to chat then

[12:53:15] h4 also that fat lardass calling us bullies :D

[12:53:26] h4 hi foxy o/

[12:53:34] h4 Ahsoka: can you extend your break?

[12:53:38] h4 I'm not pushing you

[12:53:45] h4 You're pushing me

[12:54:10] h4 also what happened to your ultimatum Ahsoka?

[12:54:14] h4 Mikoolo and me are still here

[12:54:17] h4 and aren't going anywhere

[12:54:29] h4 clearly nobody cared enough about you being here to remove us

[12:54:35] h4 yeah you keep saying tha

[12:54:37] h4 t

[12:54:39] h4 then you keep crying about him

[12:55:33] h4 Ahsoka: clearly this channel isn't good for your mental health

[12:55:37] h4 try #80s instead

[12:55:47] h4 you and all the other chumps can cry about me all day and I won't even comment on it :D

[12:56:00] h4 Ahsoka: get it through your thick head already

[12:56:04] h4 he is not doing it to trigger you

[12:56:14] h4 he merely suggests what's best for everybody

[12:56:45] h4 Ahsoka: and stop being an insulting piece of shit :D

[12:56:57] h4 it's not my fault that you have trouble understanding

[12:57:15] h4 Mikoolo: good point

[12:57:22] h4 just fuck off Ahsoka

[12:57:26] h4 then you won't have any problems with me

[12:57:34] h4 but since you are unwilling to change

[12:57:45] h4 you will inevitably get the same crap again and again

[12:58:00] h4 Ahsoka: don't get all worked up

[12:58:08] h4 I don'T wanna be the bad guy again for putting you on timeout

[12:58:42] h4 Ahsoka: do yourself a favour and put me on your ignore

[12:58:48] h4 I don't need to

[12:59:05] h4 I got a life

[12:59:13] h4 at least irc isn't getting to me :D

[12:59:20] h4 if I were the one bullied in here

[12:59:23] h4 I wouldn't even be here

[12:59:32] h4 why would I want to be around people who clearly consider me annoying?

[12:59:43] h4 I can handle with the few fuckheads that ignore me :D

[12:59:59] h4 Mikoolo: is anyone gonna try it? :D

[13:00:09] h4 if I hated it here

[13:00:11] h4 I would just quit

[13:00:17] h4 Ahsoka: only yours

[13:00:20] h4 because you got shit else to offer

[13:00:36] h4 I am responsible for her condition

[13:00:38] h4 didn't you know?

[13:00:45] h4 something nazis or whatever

[13:01:04] h4 Ahsoka: but without throwing a fit again

[13:01:06] h4 why did you even return?

[13:01:10] h4 what were you expecting?

[13:01:16] h4 you hardly had anyone to seriously talk to in here before

[13:01:36] h4 but your continued episodes even put you on the shitlist of people who normally avoid fights at any costs

[13:01:59] h4 Mikoolo: something about stupid dragging you down to their level because they can't reach yours?

[13:02:18] h4 tell me when I'm throwing a fit :D

[13:02:53] h4 she is actually one of the reasons malign quit irc

[13:03:06] h4 he usually commented on her and me having altercations

[13:03:48] h4 ever wondered about the people who do that? :D

[13:04:02] h4 are they by any chance in #80s or have me on ignore? :P

[13:04:20] h4 if I'm such an ass and you are so much better than me

[13:04:29] h4 why am I still here and you keep having problems?

[13:04:38] h4 sounds like they are bullies

[13:04:43] h4 calling me an asshole behind my back

[13:04:47] h4 how rude :O

[13:05:16] h4 foxy: did he also bully poor irc people?

[13:05:58] h4 so out of 260 people 3-4 tell her I'm an asshole

[13:06:06] h4 must be right then

[13:06:08] h4 put me on ignore!

[13:06:10] h4 do yourself a favour!

[13:06:22] h4 is that the one with the sheep?

[13:06:30] h4 stupid question...what isn#t about herding sheep up there? :D

[13:07:27] h4 that irish granpa sounds so funny too

[13:07:34] h4 not only the accent, the voice too

[13:09:55] h4 Mikoolo: saw that one :D

[13:10:00] h4 there are several ones even I think

[13:10:05] h4 also a european version

[13:13:18] h4 a lot of reposts today Mikoolo

[13:13:32] h4 oh Mikoolo

[13:13:35] h4 something great happened

[13:13:43] h4 the master of jokes herself put me on ignore

[13:13:45] h4 finally!

[13:13:55] h4 now she doesn't have to bitch and moan about me telling her my part

[13:14:02] h4 $tell Ahsoka then stfu and move on moron

[13:14:38] h4 eww

[13:14:52] h4 we did not set the topic yet Mikoolo D:

[13:15:16] h4 1999 – Kosovo War: NATO began attacks on Yugoslavia without United Nations Security Council (UNSC) approval, marking the first time NATO has attacked a sovereign country.

[13:15:18] h4 gotta be this

[13:16:40] h4 wonder if she can put the topic on ignore? :D

[13:16:45] h4 but she's not that important

[13:17:15] h4 even got a nato emoji D:

[13:17:24] h4 we can probably add both

[13:17:36] h4 still working on good wording to put that kosovo war into the topic

[13:18:48] h4 add your part Mikoolo

[13:18:50] h4 ugh!

[13:18:53] h4 there is still a cross in there

[13:19:15] h4 Mikoolo: was slavery abolished in 1832?

[13:19:21] h4 else these are just american things of the time

[13:19:43] h4 then that was just americans being americans

[13:19:47] h4 not being able to find a black person to blame

[13:19:59] h4 lol

[13:20:01] h4 rekt

[13:20:12] h4 gonna have a meltdown when she figures out that Frogorg has her on ignore

[13:20:33] h4 haha

[13:20:53] h4 D:

[13:20:56] h4 but NATO joined in

[13:20:58] h4 shit

[13:22:33] h4 stop whitewashing this

[13:22:38] h4 dude wtf?

[13:22:41] h4 I removed it

[13:26:53] h4 whoa Mikoolo

[13:27:00] h4 did you know that denmark was part of the coalition of the willing?

[13:27:08] h4 https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Coalition_of_the_willing.svg

[13:27:35] h4 the forces that supported the illegal war in iraq

[13:27:41] h4 or supplied troops/weapons

[13:28:00] h4 fuck the danes

[13:28:17] h4 it triggers me if she keeps mentioning that

[13:28:24] h4 she knows very well it triggers my anxiety

[13:28:30] h4 this is bullying!!1!

[13:29:15] h4 Mikoolo: I don't have anybody on ignore

[13:29:39] h4 but you should see the crap coming out of her

[13:29:57] h4 it is our fault after all ;)

[13:30:38] h4 Frogorg: well she ignores it anyways

[13:30:41] h4 so what's the harm?

[13:31:02] h4 isn't GBP the abbreviation for pounds?

[13:31:09] h4 it is

[13:31:16] h4 are you trying to get paid?

[13:31:26] h4 best wear a hat to get some tips

[13:31:42] h4 .quote search gypsies

[13:31:46] h4 .quote read 870

[13:31:53] h4 who?

[13:32:06] h4 oh

[13:32:15] h4 but also

[13:32:17] h4 1655 – Saturn's largest moon, Titan, is discovered by Christiaan Huygens.

[13:32:19] h4 is tomorrow

[13:32:44] h4 1996 – The European Union's Veterinarian Committee bans the export of British beef and its by-products as a result of mad cow disease (Bovine spongiform encephalopathy).

[13:32:46] h4 also this :D

[13:33:00] h4 lol

[13:33:06] h4 I mean if she keeps pinging me for no reason

[13:33:10] h4 she might end up being kicked

[13:33:32] h4 who doesn't?

[13:34:01] h4 Frogorg: yeah right :D

[13:34:13] h4 foxy: can they fix it with taxpayers money?

[13:34:54] h4 Mikoolo: stop suggesting that ffs

[13:35:09] h4 Fr0sty: please

[13:35:12] h4 uncalled for

[13:37:13] h4 foxy: he drinks a lot of monster

[13:37:16] h4 think that tree will grow?

[13:39:18] h4 please

[13:39:20] h4 bad jokes in here?

[13:39:32] h4 finall

[13:39:34] h4 y

[14:04:41] h4 did someone say gypsies!?

[14:05:05] h4 why distinguish

[14:05:07] h4 ?

[14:05:09] h4 hate em all :D

[14:05:54] h4 irish666: s/but/butt/

[14:05:56] h4 ftfy

[15:54:36] h4 ...

[15:54:38] h4 Mikoolo

[15:54:49] h4 that deadbrain moron made a horrible joke

[15:54:55] h4 "Arsetralia"...

[15:55:02] h4 I am soooooooo tempted

[15:55:12] h4 stop repeating yourself :D

[15:55:44] h4 just because someone said australia

[15:56:02] h4 this is like some mouthbreathing comedian

[15:56:04] h4 !bang

[15:56:17] h4 again nobody gave a flying fuck about it

[15:56:24] h4 Syndus: I don't want to kiss Mikoolo

[15:56:31] h4 you go ahead if he wants you to :D

[15:56:42] h4 oh you got that one on ignore too Mikoolo?

[15:56:44] h4 :D

[15:56:50] h4 ooff

[15:56:57] h4 either you just really hate most people

[15:57:03] h4 or #computertech is a hotspot for idiots

[15:57:17] h4 speaking of bastards

[15:57:29] h4 oh that's better

[15:57:58] h4 this almost seems like we put a lot of emphasis on humour in here

[15:58:15] h4 no wonder these people try to "improve" their jokes

[15:59:13] h4 who'd have thought zack was the smartest of the bunch?

[16:05:03] h4 <@Syndus> If you guys were in my comedy club, I'd invite you on stage, and swing a guitar into your head for being a trolling lil self righteous napoleonic prick misguided jusgement.

[16:05:06] h4 look at him proving our point

[16:18:13] h4 Syndus: I think he has you on ignore

[16:18:18] h4 want me to tell him anyways?

[16:34:34] h4 you must be watching too many superhero movies

[16:35:01] h4 I don't like horror movies

[16:35:13] h4 especially that saw crap

[16:36:52] h4 sounds like crap already :D

[16:49:32] h4 jmjl: yugoslawia

[16:50:47] h4 oh no, it just happened 25 years ago :P

[16:55:13] h4 wasn't there another web* thingie in here weeks ago?

[16:56:42] h4 again web-40-alt ?

[16:57:10] h4 use less qwebirc

[16:58:44] h4 there was no ban

[17:01:06] h4 just saying

[17:01:13] h4 you don't want to face the owner of the channel

[17:02:16] h4 der Pimmeldoc

[17:05:50] h4 Dr_DICK: s/into/in/

[17:05:54] h4 nice

[17:07:00] h4 whoa

[17:07:06] h4 what kind of downer crap is that Mikoolo ?

[17:09:40] h4 we change those twice a year

[17:09:46] h4 and it's actually really easy to do it yourself

[17:10:17] h4 Mikoolo: if your family is big enough and you got the proper tools

[17:10:22] h4 it could be like an F1 pitstop

[17:10:35] h4 else get some friends to join you

[17:10:53] h4 Grumblebee: funny you should mention it

[17:10:56] h4 Dr_DICK lives in canada

[17:11:55] h4 Grumblebee: who is complaining then

[17:11:57] h4 ?

[17:12:26] h4 oh

[17:13:19] h4 was it "like, the worst driving of your life" or was it actually the worst driving of your life?

[17:14:12] h4 and couldn't you have used a word like possibly instead?

[17:14:21] h4 you know, like, I really don't like it when people like talk like this

[17:14:37] h4 it is not like your fault or anything

[17:14:47] h4 but after having listened to some american podcasts

[17:14:57] h4 I really, really, REALLY hate this way of speaking

[17:15:05] h4 Grumblebee: like OMG?

[17:15:07] h4 :D

[17:16:41] h4 Grumblebee: s/very much/like much like/

[17:16:45] h4 ftfy :D

[17:17:33] h4 some cunt on swiftirc asks me to go back the to past and buy a bitcoin for him

[17:18:11] h4 Grumblebee: nay! That is just sed

[17:18:29] h4 .cc 50ccm to hp

[17:18:39] h4 .cc 50ccm to l

[17:18:52] h4 well not that one at least

[17:18:55] h4 just a search and replace

[17:19:11] h4 .cc lifespan of american male

[17:19:17] h4 .cc lifespan of german male

[17:19:24] h4 ha! Suck it!

[17:19:32] h4 damn you!!

[17:19:44] h4 .cc lifespan of indian male

[17:19:48] h4 rip ComputerTech

[17:19:56] h4 .cc lifespan of german female

[17:20:28] h4 .cc lifespan of cuban refugee in the united states

[17:20:38] h4 sounds good wof

[17:20:43] h4 you might get to reach 79

[17:22:36] h4 we don't want you to be either

[17:23:09] h4 .u gma

[17:23:46] h4 don't underestimate the probability of accidents or sudden cancer

[17:23:50] h4 that shit can sneak up on anyone

[17:26:28] h4 Mikoolo: the good shit

[17:27:06] h4 I'm sure there are other places in the US where you can get lead poisoning from tapwater

[17:28:45] h4 HelderHeid: are they glowing at night though?

[17:28:56] h4 grungebarbie: lol you have to filter it

[17:29:01] h4 to get that shit out?

[17:29:05] h4 how does it get in there in the first place?

[17:29:16] h4 that's usually what you would expect in

[17:29:18] h4 .t de en abwasser

[17:29:35] h4 it rains antibiotic water in your area?

[17:29:46] h4 just american things

[17:29:55] h4 if you can't rely on your state to provide clean water

[17:30:33] h4 HelderHeid: I tend to ignore such things since I don't even have any hills up here :D

[17:30:49] h4 you got gals in a tank?

[17:31:04] h4 but isn't that a crimE?

[17:31:18] h4 Mikoolo: mine comes from the ground

[17:31:23] h4 there are still huge reservoirs from the last ice age

[17:31:32] h4 grungebarbie: how would you achieve that?

[17:31:40] h4 are you 1,90m and 100kg?

[17:31:51] h4 my water is probably cleaner than yours

[17:31:53] h4 but hey

[17:32:09] h4 also animals rarely dig holes to shit 20m under the earth

[17:32:14] h4 the best you ever had

[17:32:16] h4 ?

[17:32:21] h4 you come from brazil

[17:32:28] h4 that bar is low :D

[17:32:47] h4 same here

[17:33:02] h4 I never even heard of catchment

[17:33:10] h4 Grumblebee: yes the mammoths built it

[17:33:15] h4 during the last ice age

[17:34:08] h4 .t de en catchment

[17:34:13] h4 .t en de catchment

[17:34:21] h4 that does not make sense

[17:34:41] h4 rain catchment

[17:34:47] h4 could have added that rain earlier

[17:34:57] h4 the word Internets gave me means something entirely else

[17:37:42] h4 I use that to clean the drain lol

[17:37:58] h4 HelderHeid: she catches hail

[17:38:12] h4 HelderHeid: s/i see/icey/

[17:38:14] h4 indeed

[17:38:29] h4 oh those are some horrible puns :D

[17:38:31] h4 gj

[19:46:41] h4 irish666: did you enjoy it?

[19:47:38] h4 sounds great

[19:48:08] h4 drink one for me too irish666

[19:48:18] h4 Valware: you never fell down and had dirt in your mouth?

[19:48:23] h4 what are you? Fat and lazy?

[19:48:48] h4 it looked nice

[19:49:04] h4 oh

[19:49:15] h4 well I know because that one time I fell on a bike while jumping some dirt hills

[19:49:27] h4 and face planted the floor

[19:49:41] h4 you would not know this

[19:49:45] h4 but the face is a good break

[19:49:58] h4 rough on the lips though

[19:50:09] h4 *brake

[19:50:11] h4 fuck

[19:50:18] h4 now I embarassed myself again

[19:50:34] h4 it doesn't work well on ice though

[19:50:36] h4 160lbs?

[19:50:40] h4 lemme get on omy scale

[19:50:47] h4 I didn'T even take a shit today for some reason

[19:51:17] h4 meh

[19:51:21] h4 93.9kg

[19:51:34] h4 Valware: I love spicy food

[19:51:40] h4 but not of the indian, bangladeshi, paki kind

[19:51:43] h4 that smells funky

[19:52:14] h4 well since I got almost 20kg on either of you

[19:52:16] h4 wanna fight??

[19:52:50] h4 subhumans

[19:53:09] h4 1.77 is 5'9"?

[19:53:18] h4 .cc 181cm in füßen

[19:53:21] h4 .cc 181cm in feet

[19:53:36] h4 .cc 177cm in feet

[19:53:48] h4 what an inferior measurement unit

[19:54:06] h4 how?

[19:54:11] h4 cut your hair?

[19:54:51] h4 Valware: only if my love hammer covers the number

[19:55:46] h4 in german I call it "Fleischpeitsche"

[19:56:02] h4 please I'm on irc

[19:56:05] h4 how can I not be single?

[19:56:33] h4 yeah right

[19:56:36] h4 you and your waifu pillow

[19:56:39] h4 suuure

[19:57:00] h4 you know I don't appreciate this

[19:57:08] h4 once in eons I use the word "love hammer"

[19:57:12] h4 and immediately I get called out for it

[19:57:15] h4 wth?

[19:57:26] h4 I'm not

[19:57:35] h4 my love hammer is really hanging low now

[19:57:53] h4 did you just kiss it!?

[19:57:58] h4 Mikoolo help :x

[19:58:03] h4 they try to take irc from me

[19:58:16] h4 but only when I talk like an idiot

[19:58:18] h4 weird

[19:58:32] h4 oh right

[19:58:41] h4 foxy and pankakes are part of my harem <3

[19:58:58] h4 there is this wierd gypsy woman trying to become part of it too

[19:59:00] h4 Herr Frogorg

[19:59:24] h4 aww thx :3

[19:59:28] h4 it's mostly fat though

[19:59:56] h4 I should take a shower...please stop being entertaining for ~30 minutes

[20:04:29] h4 do you promise chronic will be gone forever?

[20:04:34] h4 I will hold you to it

[21:15:59] h4 wof leave florida!

[21:17:02] h4 oh hell no

[21:17:05] h4 we got better immigrants

[21:31:05] h4 irish666: how does it turn off?

[21:31:07] h4 you start drooling?

[21:33:40] h4 norex: can confirm

[21:34:19] h4 irish666: rather after than behind you

[21:35:04] h4 !bang

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