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Monday, March 25, 2024

[00:00:06] Valware my hair is already damaged to fuck

[00:00:19] Valware I always wear a bun on the top of my head

[00:00:32] Valware and I wrap my hair around the bun and secure it in there right

[00:01:04] Valware and the hair that's beneath the bun seems to snap, so I get hair that's juust long enough to tickle my nose from any part of my fucking head

[00:01:25] Valware from my forehead, from behind my head, no matter where, it'll tickle my fucking nose

[00:01:43] Valware I mean from behind my ear

[00:02:16] Valware yes, that's what I said, I nose-fuck people.

[00:03:04] Valware I insert my nose into BOTH their nostrils like a nauughty nose

[00:03:48] Valware Ahsoka, ever seen Gordon Ramsay

[00:04:54] Valware Gordon was raised in a scottish household

[00:04:58] Valware I mean his mother is scottish

[00:05:26] Valware who am I looking at

[00:05:51] Valware ahh haha

[00:06:03] Valware your hair

[00:06:14] Valware it looks almost white

[00:06:37] Valware yeah basically silver

[00:06:38] Valware gosh

[00:06:39] Valware wow

[00:06:46] Valware your hair has had an interesting journey

[00:07:14] Valware gosh I'm gonna smoke all this weed in one night

[00:07:17] Valware so bad

[00:07:41] Valware I'm Scottish originally

[00:07:43] Valware =]

[00:08:04] Valware I moved to England when I was 13

[00:08:14] Valware phish, ;p

[00:08:59] Valware so basically, swearing is like fucking scottish habit

[00:09:20] Valware Ahsoka, tbf not many brits say "bloody"

[00:09:33] Valware but I have heard "blooming" or "blimming" a lot O.o

[00:09:46] Valware esjay, let's go

[00:10:07] Valware UK is europe right?

[00:10:28] Valware what's in it for me

[00:10:32] Valware B-)

[00:10:38] Valware $$$

[00:10:47] Valware Urinary Koala? XD

[00:10:54] Valware what the hayle

[00:11:19] Valware no such thing as 'felony' in the uk

[00:11:52] Valware ohhhh

[00:11:57] Valware UK, Urinary Koala

[00:11:58] Valware hahahaha

[00:12:01] Valware I get it

[00:12:22] Valware we don't have those kinda levels, each crime is its own level

[00:13:26] Valware the worst part about having a fake wife is not getting to see the boobs

[00:15:01] Valware and who would take whose last name

[00:15:24] Valware me neither

[00:15:35] Valware literally 0 family

[00:16:24] Valware cool so lets make up a last name togther

[00:17:09] Valware @bef

[00:17:19] Valware !shop 5

[00:17:23] Valware ;(

[00:17:27] Valware oh well

[00:17:31] Valware at least I have a golden duck

[00:17:59] Valware why will I?

[00:18:35] Valware rofl

[00:19:23] Valware you gotta be a rich mf to marry me?

[00:19:35] Valware or I gotta be a rich mf to marry someone from abroad?

[00:19:48] Valware lol(?)

[00:19:49] Valware weird

[00:20:44] Valware well, ironically, the UK recognises tons of other countries marriage certificates as official, which means I can just go get married in another country where they would let me

[00:20:56] Valware even chinese marriage certs

[00:21:01] Valware "yep they're legally married"

[00:21:59] Valware well I do kinda wanna leave the uk anyway

[00:22:01] Valware I don't like it

[00:22:29] Valware didn't the uk pretty much terrorist the whole world at one point and then (sort of) give it all back

[00:22:31] Valware like wtf uk

[01:28:48] Valware 🚨 WEE WOO 🚨 ACCESS 🚨 WEE WOO 🚨

[01:29:00] Valware gay

[01:29:11] Valware SUPER GAYSUPER GAYSUPER GAYSUPER GAYSUPER GAYSUPER GAYSUPER GAYSUPER GAY

[01:29:56] Valware so gaeigh

[01:30:15] Valware ComputerTech is gay

[01:30:43] Valware listen here

[01:31:27] Valware foxy got them infinity stones

[01:31:39] Valware lol foxy

[01:38:13] Valware excuseme

[01:39:07] Valware ComputerTech, see you

[01:39:48] Valware ComputerTech, always

[01:39:50] Valware ALWAYS

[01:40:14] Valware Peorth, what do you mean?

[01:40:40] Valware oh a song

[01:40:42] Valware =]

[01:40:44] Valware wee woo

[01:40:45] Valware 🚨 WEE WOO 🚨 🚨 WEE WOO 🚨

[01:40:55] Valware /!\ WEE WOO MOTHERFUCKER /!\

[01:43:05] Valware lol I have no mic or camera

[01:43:16] Valware 🚨 WEE WOO 🚨 🚨 WEE WOO 🚨

[02:02:51] Valware this jitsi call is full is profanity

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