IRC Driven

[00:05:55] h4 irish666: I hate it already

[00:06:02] h4 and it hasn't even happened yet

[06:43:09] h4 Herr Frogorg

[06:43:32] h4 $tell ComputerTech 0 pushups the last three days! BEAT THAT! :D

[06:43:45] h4 how can you be awake again Frogorg? D:

[07:24:21] h4 !topduck

[07:24:35] h4 if TheFatherMind was still here

[07:24:39] h4 he'd have that blowjob by now

[07:53:25] h4 uh oh

[07:53:44] h4 !request kick ComputerTech for getting wasted again

[09:05:06] h4 Frogorg: blame dst

[09:05:11] h4 I only slept 5 hours :x

[09:05:19] h4 had to set an alarm so I don't sleep until 10

[09:05:23] h4 yeah irc too

[09:05:33] h4 yeah it was fun lol

[09:06:46] h4 *badum* tss

[09:06:48] h4 :D

[09:16:19] h4 !bang

[09:16:47] h4 I absolutely hate the time change

[10:17:44] h4 Frogorg: I hate to be a smartass

[10:17:46] h4 buuuuuut

[10:17:49] h4 told you! :D

[11:00:13] h4 !shop 10

[11:00:15] h4 !bang

[11:00:20] h4 why the fuck am I not armed?

[11:00:35] h4 nobody shot a duck after I shot Suntop ?

[11:00:37] h4 Frogorg: please

[11:00:39] h4 kill it

[11:00:43] h4 thank you

[11:01:07] h4 D:

[11:01:12] h4 but I am usually such a niceguy

[11:18:03] h4 Frogorg: :D

[11:18:07] h4 i still got plenty

[11:18:11] h4 hey ComputerTech

[11:18:32] h4 based Frogorg

[11:18:44] h4 ComputerTech: yesterday was your chance to hear me on jitsi

[11:18:50] h4 I will now avoid you like a disease

[11:19:14] h4 yeah but that wasn't natural

[11:19:17] h4 that was rehearsed :D

[11:19:47] h4 lol

[11:19:56] h4 just the perfect snack

[11:20:09] h4 where'd you hear?

[11:20:16] h4 who has been leaking?

[11:20:29] h4 that I was on voice chat yesterday?

[11:20:31] h4 no

[11:20:38] h4 foxy then

[11:20:52] h4 and just like that you give her up

[11:21:04] h4 you never said no

[11:21:15] h4 friend?

[11:21:18] h4 whats that?

[11:21:32] h4 i am?

[11:21:48] h4 D:

[11:21:51] h4 such pressure

[11:22:52] h4 usb sticks suck

[11:23:08] h4 how dare this stick calls itself usb3.0 stick and transfers data with effectively 5mb/s?

[11:23:12] h4 fuck linux

[11:24:30] h4 FUCK

[11:24:32] h4 LINUX

[11:24:36] h4 and FUCK

[11:24:38] h4 EXT4

[11:31:53] h4 alright I'm gone

[11:31:55] h4 see you later o/

[15:11:43] h4 money

[15:12:01] h4 you can think about jesus ascending while working

[15:12:50] h4 throw you out of a ground floor window

[15:12:55] h4 causing you to part life

[15:13:11] h4 make you play around with live grenades on a plane while being drunk

[15:24:16] h4 don't

[15:24:18] h4 it's crap :D

[15:24:27] h4 also fake news

[15:30:10] h4 those AI pics lol

[15:40:22] h4 also this in 1998 Netscape releases Mozilla source code under an open source license.

[15:50:34] h4 npnp

[15:50:38] h4 *nonp?

[15:52:55] h4 !request kick ComputerTech for bad jokes

[16:19:52] h4 phish: that sounds like a south park reference

[16:19:56] h4 calm down skeeter!

[16:21:08] h4 I felt provoked

[16:21:25] h4 should not have messed with me

[16:21:43] h4 until next week o/

[16:22:03] h4 oh no

[16:22:06] h4 it's phonekakes!!

[16:22:20] h4 hey sidechick :3

[16:22:35] h4 nice ass?

[16:22:43] h4 keep eatingß

[16:22:45] h4 ?

[16:22:51] h4 those are rookie numbers?

[16:23:00] h4 you will never match her weight like that

[16:23:09] h4 oh happy mozilla anniversary!

[16:23:24] h4 happy potato day?

[16:23:26] h4 I'm lost here

[16:23:29] h4 is it your birthday?

[16:23:47] h4 is that a yes?

[16:23:55] h4 why isn't it in the topic?

[16:23:58] h4 fuck you ComputerTech

[16:24:04] h4 keep up with your participants birthdays you twat

[16:24:11] h4 .k pankakes I hate jesus

[16:24:34] h4 wb jesus

[16:24:41] h4 is it really your birthday though

[16:24:43] h4 ß

[16:24:45] h4 ?

[16:24:54] h4 well happy cakeday then <3 :)

[16:25:01] h4 heute wird gesoffen!

[16:25:17] h4 how old did you get? 25?

[16:25:22] h4 you look 25

[16:25:30] h4 you look 25

[16:25:44] h4 ok 26

[16:25:59] h4 you are only as old as you feel

[16:26:12] h4 great job grungebarbie

[16:26:14] h4 you're only 14 years late

[16:26:17] h4 rude!

[16:26:43] h4 pankakes: s/id/ad/

[16:26:46] h4 whoa

[16:54:47] h4 oh it's that insomnia cunt

[16:54:51] h4 good ban

[18:45:17] h4 Syndus: ye she turned 34, 35 and 36 today

[18:45:20] h4 thanks to toni :D

[18:48:44] h4 Frogorg: oh dear D:

[18:48:47] h4 poor pankakes

[18:48:58] h4 you know women get irky with their age

[18:53:51] h4 ugh

[18:53:53] h4 I hate your face compu

[18:53:56] h4 ComputerTech

[18:54:19] h4 this is so infuriating

[18:54:27] h4 I got a pic of your ubuntu laptops desktop

[18:54:30] h4 VSCode

[18:54:32] h4 Google Chrome

[18:54:53] h4 apart from the fact that this crap is developed by two of the most shitty big corporations out there

[18:55:03] h4 you don't even use the somewhat libre version of those

[18:55:14] h4 why Chrome instead of Chromium? Want that Google crap in there at all costs?

[18:55:28] h4 why VSCode instead of VSCodium? Do you love to share data with Microshit?

[18:55:46] h4 you are the equivalent of a 60+ woman on a pc incapable of not signing up for newsletters

[18:55:53] h4 with scripting skills

[18:56:13] h4 do I need to ask about the round thing with the play icon?

[18:56:22] h4 lemme guess, Youtube got some electron loaded crap app for youtube music

[18:56:27] h4 proprietary ofc

[18:56:47] h4 for a guy hanging around irc and hosting shit you got interesting dependencies

[18:57:22] h4 anyways

[18:57:29] h4 I am deeply disappointed in you

[18:57:43] h4 chromium even gets packaged by the official ubuntu shit mirrors

[18:57:52] h4 and adding vscodium should not be too hard for you

[18:58:03] h4 try working on your choice of software

[18:58:37] h4 just get a fucking chromebook with chromeos on it

[18:58:39] h4 why bother?

[18:58:54] h4 you are practically living in googles colon

[18:58:57] h4 stop pretending

[18:59:05] h4 :D

[18:59:15] h4 there are things I should not see

[18:59:21] h4 tell you what

[18:59:32] h4 I stop being angry when phonekait manages to lose 50 pounds

[18:59:39] h4 without doubling down and adding 100 right after

[19:00:04] h4 wofmobile: starting from the ring finger it's left left up

[19:00:06] h4 !bang

[19:00:34] h4 shame

[19:00:54] h4 you use wine ofc

[19:00:57] h4 to emulate microsoft office

[19:00:59] h4 :D

[19:01:21] h4 who reactivated fatso?

[19:01:35] h4 it was great without her flapping her quadruple chin

[19:01:50] h4 I recently found Powertabeditor

[19:02:01] h4 it is a quite complete piece of software but 2.0.0 never made it out of alpha

[19:02:12] h4 stay in alpha :D

[19:02:29] h4 ComputerTech

[19:02:36] h4 why is there a home icon on the lower right on your desktop?

[19:02:50] h4 Syndus: :P

[19:02:53] h4 what?

[19:02:57] h4 can't i ask you this?

[19:03:05] h4 it's not really visible down there

[19:03:10] h4 I know what it is

[19:03:17] h4 but would not Mod+E achieve the same?

[19:03:27] h4 do you actually click on that icon to open nautilus?

[19:03:32] h4 or was it nemo?

[19:03:37] h4 no idea what the gnome thing was

[19:03:48] h4 then why have that there at all?

[19:03:55] h4 lol

[19:04:06] h4 what'S the icon on the left bar below settings btw

[19:04:08] h4 ?

[19:04:16] h4 oh that is your application

[19:04:21] h4 having that settings-like icon

[19:04:29] h4 ye

[19:04:35] h4 that one

[19:05:02] h4 omfg

[19:05:04] h4 Google Earth Pro

[19:05:06] h4 lol

[19:05:08] h4 why show me this?? :D

[19:05:21] h4 how easy is it to extract money from you?

[19:05:25] h4 ETS2

[19:05:28] h4 well nice :D

[19:05:35] h4 youtube

[19:05:37] h4 you got a youtube app

[19:05:39] h4 what does it do?

[19:05:42] h4 lemme guess

[19:05:45] h4 another chromium named electron

[19:06:02] h4 why do you have google earth pro thenß

[19:06:04] h4 ?

[19:06:11] h4 what does Session do?

[19:06:15] h4 why is Libreoffice greyed out?

[19:06:28] h4 where is firefox?

[19:06:33] h4 why is there no firefox?

[19:06:35] h4 oh lemme guess

[19:06:43] h4 these ubuntu cunts use a snap for it

[19:06:46] h4 and it's slow as shit

[19:06:56] h4 wofmobile: I prefer links

[19:07:01] h4 UBUNTU CLEANER??

[19:07:05] h4 please tell me that's official

[19:07:07] h4 and not some crap you found

[19:07:09] h4 :D

[19:07:13] h4 phew

[19:07:15] h4 at least

[19:07:17] h4 sure

[19:07:19] h4 NordVPN

[19:07:27] h4 Vim to pretend

[19:07:43] h4 wofmobile: so does an inflated /etc/hosts

[19:07:48] h4 or just ublock origin

[19:07:53] h4 but wait, you are stuck with chrome

[19:08:05] h4 sucks that your browser is developed by a company that makes a revenue from ads

[19:08:15] h4 windows guy there :D

[19:08:28] h4 omfg

[19:08:30] h4 CMatrix?

[19:08:32] h4 :D

[19:08:34] h4 REALLY??

[19:08:41] h4 hacker much?

[19:08:44] h4 is chronic impressed yet?

[19:09:04] h4 zeus picked a flower :P

[19:09:22] h4 but the cat it not impressed by his advances

[19:09:36] h4 oh dear

[19:09:39] h4 ComputerTech...

[19:09:41] h4 discord lol

[19:09:57] h4 hey guys, check out my cool application stack! It's ~25 chromiums displaying a single service each

[19:10:03] h4 shit that could be handled by my browser

[19:10:15] h4 made by people who either can't program anything better than javascript

[19:10:38] h4 sunny: who are you?

[19:10:52] h4 coming back here like he was telling us about crazy stuff going on :D

[19:10:54] h4 dude

[19:10:56] h4 I'm not bullying you

[19:10:59] h4 you are doing this to yourself

[19:11:18] h4 why use VSCode instead of VSCodium when it's basically the same just one without the microsoft spyware crap?

[19:11:30] h4 you will only notice a different icon

[19:11:48] h4 why use google chrome instead of, if it has to be chrome, chromium so you don't get all of the google crap?

[19:12:04] h4 and why use nordvpn to get rid of ads when you could just use a browser that still allows (ridiculous!) adblockers? :D

[19:12:13] h4 I'm gonna beat you up in summer

[19:12:15] h4 with your own laptop

[19:12:27] h4 please

[19:12:31] h4 kick him while he's down :D

[19:12:40] h4 so now that I got that off my chest

[19:12:46] h4 please never show me your setup again ComputerTech

[19:13:05] h4 I pick fight with racists though :D

[19:13:08] h4 *fights

[19:14:04] h4 omfg

[19:14:08] h4 btop and cmatrix

[19:14:17] h4 cmatrix in gay colour too

[19:14:59] h4 look at mr cool guy :D

[19:15:06] h4 oh yeah

[19:15:27] h4 it's probably because of people like you

[19:15:30] h4 the average joe

[19:15:37] h4 who is trapped in ecosystems of big corporations

[19:15:47] h4 oh my

[19:15:58] h4 that sims character is way too attractive to be me

[19:16:12] h4 now you build up expectations and if I ever reveal myself

[19:16:21] h4 everybody will wonder who that big blob with the slightly defined arms is

[19:16:41] h4 well I have to insult myself

[19:16:43] h4 nobody else is doing it

[19:16:56] h4 .quote last

[19:17:10] h4 .quote read 981

[19:17:17] h4 .quote read 980

[19:17:29] h4 whoa who did you insult?

[19:17:37] h4 omfg

[19:17:40] h4 you were drunk again?

[19:17:46] h4 oh whatever, enjoy it

[19:17:52] h4 does not look like you stand to lose anything

[19:18:20] h4 ye he obviously is

[19:18:35] h4 why is the tree planted on the walkwayß

[19:18:37] h4 ?

[19:18:41] h4 this does not make sense

[19:18:45] h4 why is the jogger running on the grass?

[19:18:49] h4 what is this madness?

[19:19:08] h4 lol

[19:19:36] h4 behave ComputerTech

[19:19:38] h4 wtf?

[19:19:50] h4 you vscode using webdev

[19:21:49] h4 efficient

[19:23:07] h4 n8 Superfly

[19:23:31] h4 deadly: I removed the ban ComputerTech set on you in #eierland

[19:23:37] h4 I will make sure he won't ban you again

[19:24:10] h4 no hexchat using vscode wannabe fullstack developer running chrome and enjoying ads online should have the ability to kick you around

[19:25:12] h4 what?

[19:25:31] h4 :D

[19:26:30] h4 the emoji one?

[19:26:34] h4 has he fixed it yet?

[19:26:36] h4 :poop:

[19:26:40] h4 apparently

[19:26:58] h4 ComputerTech...three terminal windows opened, only indicator are three tiny dots below the icon

[19:27:01] h4 man ubuntu is crap

[19:27:31] h4 you would accept them at all?

[19:27:35] h4 others have made that mistake

[19:29:05] h4 by mistake though

[19:29:19] h4 that reminds me

[19:29:26] h4 https://www.theregister.com/2024/03/28/ai_bots_hallucinate_software_packages/

[19:29:54] h4 tl;dr: someone checked what those shitty "AIs" dreamed up as package names to solve problems they were presented with

[19:30:03] h4 then created a package with that name

[19:30:06] h4 put empty files into it

[19:30:12] h4 it is already being pulled in as dependency lol

[19:30:19] h4 by Alibaba no less!

[19:30:23] h4 right?

[19:30:27] h4 AI is the future!

[19:30:43] h4 more people should use AI to enhance their coding

[19:30:51] h4 so every moron can write code from now on!

[19:31:27] h4 why pay for programmers if you can use an AI?

[19:31:31] h4 this will totally work!!!

[19:32:17] h4 well glad microsoft is dumping 100 billion dollars into their AI research

[19:32:24] h4 with any luck it will die in the process

[19:33:05] h4 everybody thinks about conserving energy because climate change hit us harder than we anticipated

[19:33:13] h4 and microsoft wants to build data centers for AI lol

[19:33:30] h4 sure lets waste energy on AIs that make up more crap than any salesman could

[19:33:48] h4 lol

[19:34:05] h4 and when it does nobody could have predicted it

[19:44:49] h4 you must be talking about the best operating system there ever was

[19:48:06] h4 cute spider :)

[19:48:10] h4 happy easter to you too

[19:53:02] h4 I once killed a spider when it was running across my face :(

[19:53:15] h4 the new owner of my apartment was here to finalize the deal and take a look at the apartment

[19:53:26] h4 and while I was downstairs talking to him he told me a spider was crawling across my face

[19:53:32] h4 I wanted to save it but accidentally crushed it :(

[19:53:57] h4 I once had a spider hiding behind my glasses

[19:54:01] h4 thought I didn't see it

[19:54:18] h4 what does it say?

[20:01:17] h4 hit the hay

[20:01:23] h4 get proper drunk before doing that

[20:01:44] h4 ofc

[20:01:46] h4 enjoy

[20:03:37] h4 n8 o/

[20:11:05] h4 "It would be a lot nicer if there wasn't as much poo in the water. what a quote

[20:13:05] h4 you brits are just nasty

[20:14:08] h4 nice

[20:14:26] h4 sucks

[20:14:36] h4 yeah really deadly

[20:14:38] h4 dafuq?

[20:14:45] h4 :/

[20:14:56] h4 Syndus: repeatedly :D

[20:15:09] h4 always

[20:15:24] h4 but most of my victims get protection from ComputerTech

[20:15:31] h4 deadly: :D

[20:15:43] h4 I mean look on the bright side

[20:15:51] h4 among those people you are a genius

[20:16:09] h4 he will be too busy tonguefucking your arse

[20:16:26] h4 don't catch any infections from his face though

[20:16:44] h4 no

[20:16:46] h4 carrot

[20:16:48] h4 !

[20:16:52] h4 :D

[20:17:13] h4 deadly: was that the name of your dog?

[20:17:15] h4 rip

[20:17:30] h4 see

[20:17:33] h4 tors and ahsoka would not have

[20:17:37] h4 they would still be thinking about it

[20:17:50] h4 tors would try to decipher the english

[20:18:06] h4 recovering from celebrating Führers Geburtstag

[20:18:11] h4 old nazi that he is

[20:18:52] h4 move to a better part of britain then

[20:18:59] h4 stop living with all the other unemployed twats deadly

[20:52:38] h4 wb

[20:52:45] h4 what happened?

[20:52:47] h4 awww

[20:52:49] h4 :D

[20:52:58] h4 now you can team up with your bestie phonykait

[20:53:31] h4 n=1?

[20:53:53] h4 at least she got it right lol

[20:54:09] h4 wow deadly

[20:54:13] h4 she does not merely outweigh you

[20:54:15] h4 she outsmarts you too!

[20:54:56] h4 imagine being outsmarted by someone from new jersey

[20:54:58] h4 ouch

[20:55:13] h4 for bullying please

[20:55:22] h4 :D

[20:55:24] h4 ages ago

[20:55:58] h4 whoa what kind of sausages do you eat deadly

[20:56:00] h4 ?

[20:56:05] h4 ours are stuffed with meat

[20:56:10] h4 :(

[20:56:12] h4 <- bullied

[20:56:46] h4 oh yeah that one time

[20:56:48] h4 damn

[20:56:53] h4 you probably missed it

[20:56:56] h4 I was online as h4mobile

[20:56:58] h4 :D

[20:57:02] h4 !bang

[20:57:04] h4 !bang

[20:57:07] h4 !reload

[20:57:34] h4 well she sat on you

[20:57:39] h4 now she does not have a problem with you anymore

[20:57:56] h4 there there deadly

[20:57:58] h4 I'm sure toni likes you

[20:58:15] h4 based

[20:58:25] h4 TypoToni: deadly left #ireland entirely by choice

[20:58:42] h4 look deadly another one of my victims

[20:58:46] h4 team up with him as well :D

[20:59:14] h4 ask him what?

[20:59:32] h4 :d

[20:59:51] h4 .t de en Gedächtnis wie ein Sieb

[20:59:55] h4 D:

[21:00:01] h4 oh wait

[21:00:03] h4 did we talk about kuro?

[21:00:11] h4 quick remind me

[21:00:13] h4 :D

[21:00:34] h4 oooh

[21:00:39] h4 I can't ask foxy

[21:00:44] h4 Kuro has h4 on ignore

[21:01:06] h4 phonekait: s/hat /hat are /

[21:01:11] h4 yeah I expected as much

[21:01:19] h4 those are a rarity for her kind

[21:01:57] h4 that or your outstanding education

[21:01:59] h4 :D

[21:02:30] h4 you are the equivalent of a person talking shit about someone behind a closed door :D

[21:03:39] h4 I wish the jokes and disses towards me would require a little thinking

[21:03:55] h4 foxy: perhaps even that in her case

[21:04:14] h4 judging by the outcome it does not matter whether she drops a dukey or utters something

[21:04:45] h4 well at least she can reach her mouth to wipe lol

[21:05:23] h4 oh I have to laugh at what gypsy said yesterday :D

[21:05:50] h4 foxy: full room

[21:05:57] h4 regarding jitsi and inviting someone :D

[21:07:32] h4 is she her mama?

[21:07:37] h4 I'm confused

[21:09:17] h4 nice ads irish666

[21:09:41] h4 who are you trying to impress here b tw?

[21:11:00] h4 poor Don

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