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Monday, April 1, 2024

[02:36:59] fifel I like talking religion

[04:01:30] fifel what if instead of duck hunt, it is pong

[04:02:15] fifel ‘ |

[04:02:33] fifel >trying to play both sides of pong at once.

[04:03:10] fifel jesus, woah.

[04:17:14] fifel gidday

[04:19:24] fifel how do you fit both your thumbs up your anus, do you interlock your fists?

[04:34:50] fifel You know what that mean’s it is time for?

[04:34:53] fifel A lemon party.

[04:37:41] fifel My downstairs neighbour has a lover. He seems a good man for her. His dog is a fucking idiot though.

[04:38:08] fifel Which means at some level the man is a fucking idiot though. He does not, however, seem like her ex husband physically abusive.

[04:44:27] fifel He only has to wait 15 years to suicide.

[04:44:52] fifel I have so fucking long to wait

[04:45:59] fifel Meh, with epilepsy drink will kill me too early. I have had to have had given it up

[04:46:25] fifel And did successfully until wave after wave of grief hit me. And as that recedes, so too the grog will.

[04:50:17] fifel irish666: doesn’t list the volume

[04:50:25] fifel you might be buying 400 gigalitres.

[04:50:54] fifel there you go. At least where I life none of that money goes to the rider.

[04:54:34] fifel irish666: if you were small you would bill what you could bill for working easter monday

[04:57:13] fifel have you ever came a wrecking ball inside a pop-star?

[04:57:23] fifel when I did David Bowie sued me for damages to his mouth.

[05:35:02] fifel Have you ever considered cleaning your butt before loving.

[05:35:10] fifel Or perhaps Two Tone Arse Ska?

[05:35:35] fifel Gunshot means forward and liquid means rewind. You requested a liquid arse so here it is, rewind arse.

[05:37:37] fifel And that’s why they call it the Amen arsebreaker.

[05:43:47] fifel Frogorg: Rightly so with a dental abcess

[05:44:54] fifel Frogorg: I am in an emotional desert. I’m almost about to buy tobacco.

[05:46:15] fifel Frogorg: I’ve reduced from 25 grammes in 4 days, to 25 grams in 10 days.

[05:46:38] fifel I took it up again in preference to immediate suicide.

[05:46:45] fifel on a very dark day.

[05:47:32] fifel I remember having had desires rather than ranked order dispreferences.

[05:47:55] fifel fuck the marginalists for not having dental emergency services, or enough free dentistry to begin with.

[05:48:48] fifel Yeah, but if you forebear you might not lose the tooth.

[06:14:47] fifel asuka: only because it hit $8

[06:14:57] fifel asuka: I liquidated $AUTISM at 60 and rebought Janny

[06:15:41] fifel asuka: 44k. But I’m in an incognito window so I can’t sneed post

[06:17:28] fifel asuka: About the only real thing worth doing is cornering $BANE.

[06:17:39] fifel So you can crash this $BANE

[06:22:25] fifel MaidenAmerica: Do you remember, when it was last september? ___now it is november___

[06:22:27] fifel oh oh oh

[06:23:44] fifel Its a song about a man remembering sexual delight from a position of utter cold: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

[06:24:11] fifel It also features in a diaper sex episode of Always Sunny.

[06:24:44] fifel Or at least a famous flash file of the same

[06:26:18] fifel asuka: I’m troubled by not seeing volumes and actors and total capitalisations

[06:30:32] fifel Ah, I’m frequency trading volatiles. Not that I can actually post with them due to client issues.

[06:41:16] fifel MaidenAmerica: Well, there’s unlockable stickers.

[06:41:55] fifel I like many things

[07:24:13] fifel I already cost my society lots every month for a doubly specified modern anti-epileptic

[07:24:30] fifel and my society’s best use for me is to deliver post

[07:24:48] fifel and my peer’s best use for me is nothing.

[07:24:58] fifel Obviously not counting these spaces.

[07:26:14] fifel irish666: You know I won’t reproduce

[07:26:57] fifel No. I tried 4 times with 4 different women, none of them were willing.

[07:27:18] fifel No I lie, I tried twice with one of them. My mother said, “I could see you were building a nest.”

[07:28:35] fifel irish666: Might have been the most recent woman who tried to position me as her father who she believed she murdered by being a bad girl. The one who tried to cause me to suicide and drove me mad.

[07:30:16] fifel irish666: If only we were sociopathic and didn’t actually care about and like other people in general or specific.

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