IRC Driven

[06:40:12] h4 this just keeps happening

[06:40:21] h4 and someone keeps turning secureops off

[06:40:23] h4 very rude indeed

[06:41:17] h4 n1 you better check yourself before you wreck yourself

[06:41:38] h4 work, schmork

[06:41:41] h4 I don't work this week

[06:41:59] h4 after breakfast I'm gonna go playmobil with my niece

[06:43:09] h4 I woke up in the middle of the night because some braindead Vollspast upstairs had a seizure while activating the buzzer to open the door or something

[06:43:14] h4 I hope he bit his tongue off

[06:43:16] h4 piece of shit

[06:43:42] h4 got it

[06:43:46] h4 I will end this guy upstairs

[06:44:03] h4 this is important for my sleep

[06:44:40] h4 I guess german prisons aren't that bad

[06:44:58] h4 i don't plan to go to prison for it

[06:45:13] h4 I will just accidentally drop a bottle of olive oil in front of the steps

[06:45:21] h4 since nobody ever gives a fuck about cleaning the hallway

[06:45:30] h4 I don't need to bother to clean it up either

[06:46:49] h4 morning to you too

[06:47:05] h4 !bang

[06:47:07] h4 !bang

[06:47:09] h4 !bang

[06:47:13] h4 this game is such crap

[06:47:40] h4 it's almost 9am

[06:47:43] h4 get it right grungebarbie

[06:49:28] h4 confused americans failing to read an analogue clock again

[06:52:33] h4 !bang

[06:52:38] h4 hey Peorth o/

[06:52:53] h4 could you provide grungebarbie with instructions on how to read a clock?

[07:01:19] h4 she can't read

[07:01:23] h4 halfops does not even fit

[07:01:49] h4 also I think she talked shit behind our backs

[07:02:10] h4 something about my thick german accent :D

[07:02:53] h4 D:

[07:03:28] h4 "You may know this but Frogorg actually has hair on his head! Yes despite being on IRC and in his 30s"

[07:03:34] h4 "Lol what a loser!!"

[07:04:14] h4 meh

[07:04:23] h4 I wasn't sure because you looked younger than me

[07:04:25] h4 :D

[07:04:40] h4 well the camera last time did not show crevices

[07:06:12] h4 what's a young person like you doing on these here parts of the internet?

[07:10:17] h4 warez brought me to irc when I was 12 :D

[07:10:35] h4 meh

[07:10:38] h4 Her?

[07:10:40] h4 ...

[07:11:00] h4 Ice`: did you just call me old? D:

[07:11:04] h4 morning btw o/

[07:11:15] h4 oh you had that abcess or something

[07:11:22] h4 just caught glimpses of the convo yesterday

[07:11:28] h4 22

[07:11:49] h4 yes

[07:12:30] h4 people say I'm very ripe for my age

[07:12:34] h4 although that sounds wrong imo

[07:13:03] h4 !bang

[07:13:05] h4 !reload

[07:13:07] h4 !bang

[07:13:41] h4 wait

[07:13:47] h4 he didn't say he was leaving right now

[07:13:54] h4 oh

[07:13:56] h4 gj Ice`

[07:13:58] h4 later Frogorg o/

[07:16:15] h4 ha lol

[07:16:21] h4 ha double lol

[07:16:26] h4 trains are being cancelled

[07:16:36] h4 it's more expensive than owning and driving a car

[07:16:41] h4 Deutsche Bahn sucks ass

[07:17:50] h4 strikes are fine

[07:17:54] h4 just means the company behind it is crap

[07:18:03] h4 we got hit by strikes recently as well

[13:32:32] h4 your mom

[13:32:56] h4 who is this h4 character? I hope he isn't a flight risk

[13:45:37] h4 yes?

[13:45:54] h4 FIFTH AMENDMENT!!

[13:45:59] h4 was that the one?

[13:46:03] h4 I won't incriminate myself

[13:46:06] h4 as you can see I am under suspicion

[13:46:20] h4 ye

[13:46:24] h4 returns tomorrow

[13:46:29] h4 don't

[13:46:41] h4 he is excused

[13:46:44] h4 he is house-sitting

[13:46:49] h4 and probably busy playing with niece and nephew

[13:47:05] h4 .yt sepultura mongoloid

[13:47:08] h4 man fuck internets

[13:47:36] h4 here pankakes

[13:47:38] h4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5xNZLVFX4Q

[13:47:40] h4 enjoy

[13:49:40] h4 .k deadly

[14:04:11] h4 dudley you ugly twat

[14:04:13] h4 how are you doing?

[14:04:16] h4 hey Syndus

[14:04:18] h4 Herr Frogorg

[14:05:22] h4 I don't know dude

[14:05:32] h4 I'm still on the solo of iron man by black sabbath

[14:05:40] h4 and while I can play the entire thing

[14:05:44] h4 I can't play it fast enough

[14:05:46] h4 not even close :D

[14:06:12] h4 well I can read tabs

[14:06:19] h4 and chords

[14:06:28] h4 notes not really, no

[14:06:40] h4 if you got decent instructions where I can be taught

[14:06:44] h4 throw it out :D

[14:07:58] h4 how? :O

[14:08:28] h4 does not sound like a good thing

[14:09:20] h4 oh shit I gotta cut veggies for my soup

[14:09:22] h4 later o/

[16:40:24] h4 D:

[17:06:26] h4 why?

[17:06:32] h4 !request kick ComputerTech for slapping chatters

[17:06:40] h4 fake logs

[17:06:42] h4 wth?

[17:06:49] h4 thank you foxy

[17:06:51] h4 he had that coming

[17:07:01] h4 I never kicked you!

[17:07:12] h4 BULLSHIT

[17:07:14] h4 !!

[17:07:16] h4 again!?

[17:07:23] h4 btw ComputerTech

[17:07:33] h4 I hope Frogorg won't think I'm putting you down

[17:07:35] h4 but

[17:07:37] h4 COMMIT MESSAGES DUDE

[17:07:48] h4 UPDATED <INSERT FILENAME HERE> DOES NOT CUT IT!

[17:07:53] h4 ye

[17:08:00] h4 five days ago a useful commit message

[17:08:03] h4 not even verfified push :D

[17:08:14] h4 dunno

[17:08:16] h4 some github crap

[17:08:20] h4 I don't use github

[17:08:24] h4 my branches are called master

[17:08:34] h4 and I'm okay if some "they's" attack me for it

[17:09:10] h4 you are a "they"?

[17:09:14] h4 what do you identify as then?

[17:09:28] h4 I'm fine with that, just need to know how to address you

[17:09:42] h4 guy*

[17:09:46] h4 what does that imply?

[17:09:50] h4 you are a he/male?

[17:09:56] h4 this is all so confusing

[17:10:16] h4 cook dinner

[17:10:22] h4 rekt

[17:10:24] h4 :D

[17:10:35] h4 go cook KFC!

[17:11:01] h4 so ComputerTech

[17:11:09] h4 I convinced MAGIC to use pyechat

[17:11:12] h4 he switched to kvirc

[17:11:17] h4 but he is flirting with pyechat as we speak

[17:11:28] h4 the 1 byte icon in data/icon does not convince him though

[17:12:11] h4 ye...I think this will damage my reputation with MAGIC :(

[17:12:27] h4 happy accidents foxy :D

[17:12:42] h4 Frogorg: she will probably appreciate it too :)

[17:14:04] h4 wtf?

[17:14:09] h4 we do

[17:14:13] h4 but why did he grab his balls?

[17:14:32] h4 ye

[17:14:35] h4 not a big fan of it

[17:14:40] h4 it's okay though

[17:14:52] h4 ComputerTech: I wanted to ask if you like grabbing men's balls

[17:14:59] h4 but then I remembered you grapped your own

[17:15:02] h4 so it'S probably fine

[17:15:06] h4 foxy: you do?

[17:15:13] h4 omg

[17:15:15] h4 grapped

[17:15:17] h4 :D

[17:15:53] h4 it gets worse as I get older

[17:16:40] h4 oh that looks tasty af

[17:17:53] h4 !request kick ComputerTech for being a jerk

[17:20:15] h4 ha :D

[17:26:59] h4 oh

[17:27:01] h4 my

[17:27:03] h4 word

[17:27:10] h4 ChRoNiC: why the fuck did you pm me the other day telling me you are gonna behave?

[17:27:13] h4 wth?

[17:27:26] h4 he asked for it

[17:27:28] h4 :D

[17:27:56] h4 you were mean to deadly

[17:27:58] h4 he needs this to cope

[17:28:07] h4 emoji?

[17:28:44] h4 have you been going through the sewer again?

[17:28:46] h4 wtf

[17:29:10] h4 what is a "crazy dump"?

[17:29:22] h4 nasty

[17:29:32] h4 what "cybersecurity stuff"?

[17:29:41] h4 ChRoNiC: https://chameleonglass.com/product/rocky-road-glass-pipe/

[17:29:45] h4 just get yourself a crack pipe

[17:29:56] h4 botnet to rat and onwards?

[17:30:49] h4 oh no

[17:30:55] h4 pen tester in training lol

[17:31:54] h4 he had to go through his textfile

[17:31:57] h4 containing insults

[17:32:04] h4 then work in the name of the chatter he wants to insult

[17:32:06] h4 deadly is old

[17:32:14] h4 be patient with him

[17:32:23] h4 soon

[17:32:36] h4 .unban lurker36

[17:32:38] h4 mean

[17:33:28] h4 wow

[17:33:31] h4 aren't you a faggot?

[17:33:45] h4 swa your reflection?

[17:33:53] h4 *saw

[17:34:36] h4 please

[17:34:43] h4 at least our food tastes

[17:34:54] h4 ChRoNiC: no more climate change

[17:34:56] h4 that would be great

[17:35:00] h4 also no more wars

[17:35:07] h4 less mass extinction

[17:35:22] h4 ye

[17:35:25] h4 fuck tourists

[17:35:56] h4 also less nazis

[17:36:12] h4 if you want to get removed

[17:36:14] h4 sure

[17:36:26] h4 lurker36: you should not say faggot

[17:36:36] h4 faggots are not allowed to say faggot in here

[17:37:00] h4 say faggot now

[17:37:17] h4 say it!

[17:37:25] h4 no

[17:37:31] h4 halfops should not

[17:37:40] h4 we expect better of halfops

[17:37:58] h4 oh joy

[17:38:01] h4 chronic in my pm

[17:38:32] h4 19:37 <ChRoNiC> thats just rude

[17:38:34] h4 19:38 <ChRoNiC> i didnt read the whole msg u kno im retarded

[17:38:36] h4 19:38 <h4> oh that's a shame

[17:38:58] h4 wb Frogorg

[17:39:01] h4 what did you cook?

[17:39:14] h4 deadly: where ARE you fro

[17:39:16] h4 m

[17:39:23] h4 broccoli is nice

[17:39:32] h4 can't you tell lurker36 ?

[17:39:34] h4 he is from manchester

[17:39:47] h4 oh you both suck

[17:39:50] h4 shame

[17:40:01] h4 .unban chronic

[17:40:04] h4 lets see

[17:40:13] h4 feel free to kick him around a bit :D

[17:40:22] h4 he wants to take me for a fool

[17:42:23] h4 he still thinks he is banned

[17:42:26] h4 spamming my pm

[17:42:54] h4 he did post some shit

[17:43:11] h4 19:38 <ChRoNiC> can u unban plz

[17:43:13] h4 19:39 <ChRoNiC> still banned....

[17:43:15] h4 19:41 <ChRoNiC> cause i posted a botnet link u ban me

[17:43:17] h4 19:41 <ChRoNiC> ur fucking insane

[17:43:19] h4 19:42 <ChRoNiC> k wait i shouldnt be doing that

[17:43:21] h4 19:42 <ChRoNiC> sry

[17:43:35] h4 he said so

[17:43:40] h4 haven't checked the link

[17:43:48] h4 it's probably a pic of his tiny dick or something

[17:44:04] h4 Serion is still around?

[17:44:09] h4 don't highlight Serion dude

[17:44:13] h4 Serion hates being highlighted

[17:48:05] h4 !bang

[17:48:08] h4 you !!

[17:48:15] h4 eww!

[17:51:16] h4 did he insult you, fag?

[17:51:24] h4 show him your displeasure!

[17:51:43] h4 oh lol

[17:52:19] h4 did you do pushups

[17:52:21] h4 ?

[17:52:31] h4 I did 89 decline pushups four hours ago and they were really hard :x

[17:52:35] h4 oh wow Frogorg D:

[17:52:54] h4 ChRoNiC: this isn't #chatters you know

[17:53:16] h4 you earned this

[17:53:20] h4 for talking stuff we want to hear

[17:53:22] h4 :D

[17:53:37] h4 Frogorg: a bit invasive though

[17:53:46] h4 lol foxy

[17:54:31] h4 oh wow

[17:54:53] h4 dude my wife and my favourite side chick kicked you

[17:54:58] h4 I had to follow suit

[17:55:21] h4 I swear I won't kick you again ChRoNiC

[17:55:34] h4 lol

[17:55:47] h4 no that was Syndus

[17:56:01] h4 Hi

[17:56:12] h4 D:

[17:56:23] h4 I think he was being sexual to me

[17:56:48] h4 pankakes: there's a line forming on your ass

[17:56:52] h4 toni asks to kiss it :d

[17:57:22] h4 you asked when you could !luv her again :D

[17:57:29] h4 just GRAB dat ass

[17:57:31] h4 and take control

[17:57:36] h4 take her by the

[17:57:38] h4 you know

[17:57:42] h4 yes

[17:57:44] h4 :D

[17:57:53] h4 toni is looking at my sidechick

[17:57:56] h4 rubbing his hands

[17:59:59] h4 Frogorg: rip

[18:07:17] h4 foxy: the Hu are those mongolian throat singers?

[18:07:27] h4 oh I know them

[18:07:29] h4 quite nice music

[18:11:21] h4 oh no!

[18:11:24] h4 it is a sushi!

[18:11:27] h4 D:

[18:11:39] h4 sup?

[18:12:01] h4 oh look it's the owner of the channel

[18:12:04] h4 greetings Peorth o/

[18:13:24] h4 Frogorg: too late :O

[18:13:26] h4 carrot

[18:14:47] h4 sushi-chan: you must be looking to get your teeth knocked out D:

[18:15:22] h4 oh god

[18:15:41] h4 don't you brush them?

[18:17:21] h4 I eat sugar as well

[18:17:28] h4 but I brush them every evening and every morning

[18:17:33] h4 haven't had a cavity in 20 years

[18:17:35] h4 wtf?

[18:18:18] h4 stop banging around

[18:23:30] h4 did you skip the coffee Frogorg ?

[18:23:39] h4 grungebarbie: thx

[18:23:56] h4 don't be so shy

[18:24:18] h4 nice Frogorg

[18:24:50] h4 great song sushi-chan

[18:24:53] h4 one of my favourites

[18:25:14] h4 wtf irish666 ?

[18:25:16] h4 why eat them?

[18:25:20] h4 they make for great pets D:

[18:25:27] h4 irish666: he even hates english people

[18:25:35] h4 he's got a thing for germans though

[18:25:39] h4 sometimes he comes at me strong

[18:25:42] h4 like a total fag

[18:25:46] h4 no offense fag

[18:26:16] h4 foxy: who hasn't he called a pedo?

[18:26:22] h4 ChRoNiC: /whois fag

[18:26:35] h4 fag hasn't said anything to you

[18:26:39] h4 wtf is your problem?

[18:26:56] h4 irish666: technology is hard

[18:27:00] h4 harder than your knee

[18:27:02] h4 :D

[18:27:04] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[18:27:10] h4 spammy Vollspast

[18:27:33] h4 toni: alright

[18:27:37] h4 how is that for behaving?

[18:27:43] h4 wb

[18:27:51] h4 toni told me to do it ChRoNiC

[18:27:53] h4 couldn't help it

[18:28:09] h4 sushi-chan: send toni some feet pics

[18:28:12] h4 so he can check you out :d

[18:28:27] h4 grungebarbie: what?

[18:28:35] h4 sushi-chan: how can you say that?

[18:28:39] h4 you probably never tried feet

[18:28:49] h4 did you suck on them?

[18:28:59] h4 not flexible enough?

[18:29:30] h4 sushi-chan is part human, part spider

[18:29:53] h4 grungebarbie: wanna join in?

[18:30:12] h4 ChRoNiC: you get the irony though, right?

[18:30:23] h4 legos

[18:31:03] h4 ChRoNiC: you told me to stop listening to people

[18:31:43] h4 no

[18:31:47] h4 you told me to stop listening to people

[18:31:53] h4 why would I want to read your message

[18:31:55] h4 ?

[18:32:12] h4 or the easter bunny

[18:32:17] h4 but that will probably make me invade iraq

[18:32:21] h4 something about weapons of mass destruction

[18:32:36] h4 Frogorg: punhish him with useful commit messages

[18:32:47] h4 and tell him to put *.log into his .gitignore

[18:33:01] h4 he can read that

[18:33:09] h4 chronic told me not to listen to people

[18:33:12] h4 why should I follow your advice?

[18:33:37] h4 Frogorg: how could I not?

[18:33:45] h4 you got what I have always been missing in my life

[18:33:50] h4 proper hair on your head :D

[18:34:12] h4 sushi-chan: don't worry, you still outsmart most people on irc

[18:34:25] h4 sushi-chan: if you ever want to feel like a genius, join #chatters

[18:34:41] h4 Frogorg: no instead ask him to shave a receding hairline onto your head

[18:34:43] h4 :D

[18:34:53] h4 it will grow back

[18:35:08] h4 why would they?

[18:35:14] h4 my money is DIGITAL

[18:35:30] h4 toni: which half is missing?

[18:35:35] h4 they both serve specific purposes

[18:35:41] h4 sushi-chan: is not

[18:35:49] h4 there is always stufflike philosophy

[18:35:51] h4 or economics

[18:35:53] h4 even idiots can graduate

[18:36:14] h4 yes

[18:36:21] h4 let us do the trashtalking about you please

[18:36:42] h4 irish666: define proper money

[18:36:50] h4 we got architecture on our money

[18:36:54] h4 not the head of some fucking queen

[18:36:57] h4 or shitty dead presidents

[18:37:04] h4 how would I know? :D

[18:37:16] h4 oof

[18:37:18] h4 rekt

[18:37:28] h4 slap him and call him a bitch too Frogorg

[18:38:08] h4 I should do pushups

[18:38:21] h4 I hate this time change

[18:38:24] h4 it'S already 20:40

[18:38:37] h4 I wanted to practice guitar, play BG3, do pushups and situps

[18:38:46] h4 sushi-chan: others too

[18:38:49] h4 the americunts got the same

[18:38:51] h4 only later

[18:38:58] h4 dunno about the entire earth

[18:39:10] h4 toni: but that is n=1

[18:39:17] h4 how many other half-brainies can actually go to college?

[18:39:31] h4 you sure did

[18:39:43] h4 toni: such is the power of god

[18:39:50] h4 you know

[18:39:52] h4 INSHALLAH

[18:39:56] h4 WENN ALLAH SAGT DU LEBST MIT EINEM HALBEN HIRN

[18:39:59] h4 DANN LEBST DU MIT EINEM HALBEN HIRN!

[18:40:06] h4 D:

[18:40:17] h4 Frogorg: do some pushups? :P

[18:40:28] h4 sushi-chan: no that is not the proper context

[18:40:35] h4 inshallah means "if god is willing" or something

[18:40:52] h4 you goddamn racist

[18:40:57] h4 your hate for muslims disgusts me

[18:41:10] h4 don't care

[18:41:16] h4 Kanaken then

[18:41:45] h4 there are muslims who aren't arabs

[18:41:47] h4 what's your point?

[18:42:00] h4 Syndus: they got a religion?

[18:42:15] h4 sushi-chan: my favourite muslim (although extremist) is Pierre Vogel

[18:42:23] h4 dude was a german amateur boxer

[18:42:29] h4 he probably got so many punches to his head

[18:42:32] h4 that he decided to become a salafist

[18:42:58] h4 what's your point?

[18:43:01] h4 is that racism now?

[18:43:06] h4 are germans not allowed to be called Pierre?

[18:43:21] h4 then it fits his boxing career

[18:43:37] h4 was a very talkative stone though

[18:43:41] h4 also he could read

[18:43:52] h4 back at what Frogorg ?

[18:44:03] h4 sshhhh!

[18:44:05] h4 he is talking

[18:44:21] h4 fucking nice Frogorg !

[18:44:31] h4 sushi-chan: well I spoke to him recently

[18:44:39] h4 so now I can imagine his voice

[18:44:48] h4 or rather remember it

[18:44:52] h4 and read whatever he writes in his voice

[18:45:17] h4 yeah same

[18:45:25] h4 I once recorded myself singing to me playing the guitar

[18:45:27] h4 it was horrible

[18:45:41] h4 even I wanted to boo myself off stage

[18:46:00] h4 sushi-chan: I think that's because you are not comfortable speaking it

[18:46:09] h4 I got the same voice in german and english

[18:46:39] h4 lol

[18:46:43] h4 that meme

[18:46:49] h4 where the blob comes out of the square

[18:46:57] h4 gets punched, retreats and says "never again"

[18:47:00] h4 :D

[18:47:17] h4 oddly specific too

[18:47:19] h4 why two dicks?

[18:47:49] h4 thx sushi-chan

[18:47:54] h4 people should know :)

[18:48:21] h4 107 years ago today the United States declared war on the German Kaiserreich

[18:48:24] h4 screw you guys!

[18:48:34] h4 exactly dragon

[18:48:36] h4 he gets it

[18:48:48] h4 sushi-chan: here and there

[18:49:07] h4 my great-grandfather was 27 at that time

[18:49:12] h4 fighting in the war

[18:49:31] h4 he did die!

[18:49:33] h4 but 42

[18:49:35] h4 :D

[18:49:43] h4 he also fucked something during the war

[18:49:47] h4 which granted him the power of syphillis!

[18:49:55] h4 toni: 1942

[18:50:07] h4 he was born 1889

[18:50:23] h4 foxy: who dat?

[18:50:46] h4 sushi-chan: the world needs several h4's

[18:51:16] h4 you get shot against the wall

[18:51:20] h4 and if you are lucky get picked up

[18:51:26] h4 if not you will be born as bacteria into a wall

[18:51:32] h4 or something like that

[18:51:40] h4 yes that way you would pick it up

[18:51:53] h4 I have to pee

[18:52:09] h4 ye

[18:52:17] h4 ChRoNiC: we got toilets here

[18:53:07] h4 sushi-chan: how is lottery "totally random"?

[18:53:24] h4 it is digital by now and there was at least one time where they fucked it up

[18:53:27] h4 and someone figured it out

[18:53:56] h4 ChRoNiC: I will not join your drive-by

[18:53:59] h4 this is not GTA San Andreas

[18:54:02] h4 this is real life ChRoNiC

[18:54:15] h4 extincter

[18:54:26] h4 foxy: him being the most questionable character

[18:54:31] h4 extinguisher

[18:54:36] h4 danke toni

[18:54:38] h4 :D

[18:54:49] h4 not even as a leader

[19:04:06] h4 no you said it there

[19:04:09] h4 junkie wannabe

[19:04:14] h4 you have no experience with it

[19:04:17] h4 so you consider it cool

[19:04:28] h4 much like TorS and sexual intercourse

[19:04:43] h4 or that fatty in here and getting laid

[19:04:53] h4 Frogorg: that sounds gangsta though

[19:05:51] h4 Neo_Nemesis: no

[19:05:57] h4 he is much more of a downer

[19:06:26] h4 der ist einfach durch Sander

[19:06:53] h4 ok calm down guys

[19:06:56] h4 enough with the baby talk

[19:07:09] h4 we are all 12 years or older

[19:07:17] h4 we can actually express ourselves

[19:07:22] h4 ok no

[19:07:32] h4 Frogorg: I can imagine

[19:07:40] h4 ChRoNiC: you get fucked a lot?

[19:07:51] h4 pick up the soap, ChRoNiC !

[19:07:59] h4 Syndus: well obviously

[19:08:24] h4 Batmanhush: boo! Plex sucks!

[19:08:26] h4 get jellyfin!

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