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Wednesday, April 3, 2024

[00:39:43] esjay Peorth

[00:39:49] esjay Give me a song

[02:00:55] esjay Baby girl is back

[02:14:31] esjay wildting2; stfu cunt

[02:14:47] esjay I will curse your ancestors

[02:26:17] esjay fifel; no, I'm pissed at my fucking other manager for giving me a double violation due to some pissants who used the same register as me having $14 go unaccounted for

[02:26:29] esjay And I feel like it's retaliation that I wouldn't work overtime

[02:27:41] esjay He needed someone to close basically every night this week since his new hire quit showing up after two days, and I told him I wouldn't be able to

[02:28:26] esjay And it just so happens that the register I use came up $14 short on two different days of the same week?

[02:30:32] esjay Yep and if I can't prove it when it happens again, I get a writeup

[02:30:38] esjay But here's my secret

[02:31:00] esjay I count all cash on the counter in front of me in a deliberate manner

[02:31:06] esjay That way cameras can see

[02:31:09] esjay :)

[02:31:28] esjay If he wants to play stupid games, he's about to win the stupid jackpot

[02:32:26] esjay Kumool; shut up or I'll spit in your asshole

[02:34:26] esjay Women are precious though

[02:36:28] esjay Most people are disposable

[02:37:03] esjay Im not disposable as I play a beneficial part in my community

[02:37:56] esjay Kumool; bro I'm a vocal atm

[02:38:02] esjay Volcel

[02:38:08] esjay Autocorrect pls

[02:38:59] esjay fifel; I felt kinda bad tonight when quite a few of my regulars chose me to handle their stuff over someone who's worked there longer

[02:39:16] esjay I'm apparently likeable in person

[02:39:40] esjay Kumool; you're trying too hard now

[02:39:45] esjay It's actually cringe

[02:42:51] esjay fifel, I'm kind and calm and listen to people, instead of just shooing them along, and I'm knowledgeable enough to where I don't rely on others

[02:43:00] esjay I'm a model employee

[02:43:09] esjay The epitome it pharmacy technician

[02:43:19] esjay s/it/of/

[02:43:25] esjay ...

[02:43:29] esjay I'm dead

[02:44:20] esjay Hey foxy! Hope work has been treating you well

[02:45:07] esjay Oh nice, was it a relaxing day off or one of those days you gotta get shit done?

[02:45:19] esjay I'm alright, drunk-ish now

[02:45:40] esjay I hope I can relax tomorrow

[02:46:35] esjay Kumool; most men couldn't handle the amount of unwelcome remarks and shit that women have to endure, and this is just surface level stuff

[02:47:15] esjay Men have their own struggles, and I won't deny this, but women are just treated as second-class

[02:48:11] esjay Mmm

[02:48:43] esjay I wish I had someone who knew how to cook to provide for their 50% of cooking

[02:49:21] esjay I had a guy talking about how he loves me tonight and I was physically recoiling at him

[02:49:44] esjay He's one with a piss fetish too that accosted me for 30 minutes one night about pissing

[02:50:33] esjay zof actually being correct partially for once

[02:50:44] esjay I welcome it

[02:51:11] esjay I look down on people if they try involving me with their piss fetish while I'm trying to work

[02:52:50] esjay Dude was like "you'll pee yourself if I tell you how old I am" and then "have you ever laughed so hard you've peed yourself" and then "have you ever been tickled so hard you peed yourself"

[02:53:01] esjay I'd equate that to sexual assault tbh

[02:57:32] esjay I love Bombay kitties

[02:58:58] esjay I've learned something about coffee

[02:59:07] esjay Just let people enjoy their coffee

[03:07:46] esjay It's an orange :O

[03:08:04] esjay I require pics of oranges and blacks

[03:13:03] esjay \g, accosting a customer facing job about your fetish is not the same

[03:17:56] esjay I'm up to fuck, just...don't fucking be asking about pissing if 1) we don't know each other and 2) we're in goddamned public

[03:18:35] esjay Kumool, consent isn't inherently verbal

[03:19:38] esjay zof likes to sprinkle that word into conversation at least once a week

[03:19:41] esjay It's his word

[03:19:53] esjay Lol

[03:20:07] esjay Bruh

[03:21:25] esjay Bro just goes hard R

[03:53:13] esjay Kumool; expect a letter from my lawyer

[03:59:01] esjay Yeah the dudes ugly

[13:56:10] esjay Peorth, remember slizer?

[13:56:27] esjay Yo

[13:59:50] esjay I should get it if bed and get dressed

[13:59:57] esjay Out of*

[14:00:45] esjay ComputerTech confirmed as not having standards

[14:03:35] esjay .yt live to win

[15:57:52] esjay var mints;

[18:26:46] esjay Oh shit

[18:26:49] esjay He's not dead

[18:27:15] esjay Damn

[18:27:22] esjay What's going on?

[19:28:23] esjay yousei; plan on keeping the streak going, or do you plan on resetting?

[19:30:38] esjay Remember to treat yourself with a little bit of crack

[20:26:40] esjay Computer is CTs bot

[20:26:46] esjay ...thanks autocorrect

[20:26:55] esjay Komputer*

[20:27:30] esjay Quit abusing bots

[20:37:07] esjay Sopel is really good but Jesus there's too much stuff that should be in optional modules

[21:46:34] esjay Laser corrective surgery is a gamble on whether you'll be stuck using eye drops religiously or not

[22:46:54] esjay Time for Hades

[22:47:06] esjay One of the best fast paced roguelikes

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