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[06:39:15] h4 Herr Frogorg

[06:39:40] h4 yo ice

[06:39:58] h4 finally

[06:40:05] h4 my userlist was double the width

[07:07:49] h4 .roll?

[07:07:53] h4 oh no

[07:07:55] h4 it's deadly

[07:08:03] h4 hey Peorth o/

[07:09:30] h4 and no updated meeting yet

[07:09:32] h4 *topic

[07:09:42] h4 don't say meeting while I'm writing

[07:09:44] h4 wtf?

[07:09:52] h4 yousei: s/ers/ies/

[07:22:16] h4 you got heavy certs there dude

[07:28:56] h4 yeah that is super healthy

[07:28:58] h4 you should eat less

[07:29:17] h4 thankfullly low blood pressure is nothing to worry about

[07:29:57] h4 if only there was a way to fight habits

[07:32:25] h4 :/

[07:38:49] h4 what is going on here?

[07:38:59] h4 am I required to step in and clean something up?

[07:39:15] h4 Frogorg: oh god, daily meetings

[07:39:21] h4 my then project manager introduced those

[07:39:24] h4 nobody appreciated it :D

[07:39:35] h4 "Stop interrupting us, we need to focus if we are to write code!"

[07:40:04] h4 it also always felt like being controlled

[07:40:14] h4 really ruined the mood

[07:40:29] h4 Mikoolo: I hope they let an AI replace the guys

[07:40:40] h4 can't wait for the AI to pull in infected dependencies because it dreamt up something lol

[07:40:55] h4 and somebody made a malicious package with just that name

[07:42:28] h4 Mikoolo: btw my niece just complimented me

[07:42:35] h4 she wants to spend the night and following day here

[07:42:41] h4 and I asked what she wanted to eat/cook tomorrow

[07:42:49] h4 she said pizza ... again

[07:42:59] h4 because "uncle h4's pizza just tastes so much better"

[07:43:02] h4 awwww! :D

[07:43:24] h4 go on little one, diss your mommy while telling her how awesome my homemade pizza is :D

[07:43:51] h4 what did you put into it?

[07:44:17] h4 strong tasty cheese

[07:44:26] h4 that can be great or horrible

[07:44:28] h4 :D

[07:44:51] h4 that sounds okay though

[07:46:41] h4 I don't like him Mikoolo

[07:46:45] h4 that is not chiester, is it?

[07:47:17] h4 normally I'd talk shit about finnish people now

[07:47:28] h4 but Mika Häkkinen and Linus Torvalds are cool

[07:47:35] h4 so thank those guys

[07:47:39] h4 else I'd hate finnish people

[07:47:59] h4 although I bet Mika is a tax evader

[07:48:11] h4 Frogorg: those were our allies though

[07:48:27] h4 but you don't make Millions

[07:48:38] h4 whoa

[07:48:43] h4 you scoundrel!

[07:49:00] h4 I always remember Michael Schumacher. As soon as he started making a lot of money he moved to switzerland

[07:49:06] h4 still had a residence in germany ofc

[07:49:11] h4 but he paid taxes in switzerland instead

[07:49:27] h4 then there was a flood and he donated a million!!

[07:49:37] h4 yeah thanks for a fraction of those taxes you avoided to pay, CUNT!

[07:50:18] h4 and then he turned himself into a vegetable skiing down a hill

[07:50:44] h4 sucks but I don't really have pity on someone that stole from his people for years

[07:52:16] h4 oh

[07:52:22] h4 I probably started ranting about something

[07:52:27] h4 and forgot all about the sandwich :D

[07:52:30] h4 this happens sometimes

[07:52:40] h4 ye

[07:52:42] h4 no

[07:52:44] h4 was a big fan

[07:52:46] h4 great driver

[07:52:48] h4 but cunt

[07:56:01] h4 only ever watched F1 back then

[07:56:06] h4 and mostly because my dad and his dad watched it

[07:56:20] h4 I still dig those old 90s early 2000s races

[07:56:28] h4 but modern formula 1 gives me nothing really

[07:56:39] h4 schumacher had great rivalries

[07:56:43] h4 with really skilled drivers

[07:56:53] h4 seems like people like hamilton are just whiney bitches

[07:57:53] h4 lol

[07:57:59] h4 I think you shared that one before Mikoolo :D

[07:58:59] h4 meh english is easy

[07:59:09] h4 I'd be impressed if his german was good

[09:29:29] h4 did someone say garbage?

[09:29:32] h4 ComputerTech must be near

[09:29:48] h4 hey ComputerTech

[09:30:01] h4 my middle finger on my right hand hurts

[09:30:03] h4 can't even do pullups

[09:30:08] h4 chinups are okay

[09:30:18] h4 guess I better pause

[09:30:30] h4 get some spring you meatball

[09:30:46] h4 your mom sucks

[09:30:58] h4 D:

[09:31:10] h4 you best come here instead

[09:31:28] h4 yeah fuck dog owners then

[09:31:33] h4 whoa second!

[09:31:58] h4 normally people are supposed to pick up their dog's shit

[09:32:01] h4 fuck you guys up there

[09:33:28] h4 your mom's a huge steamer!

[09:35:56] h4 fucking nice!

[09:36:03] h4 I just practiced the solo again

[09:36:12] h4 turns out I can play lines 1 and 2 in the proper speed

[09:36:19] h4 there are 7 lines in total :D

[09:36:30] h4 Frogorg: I see what you did there!

[09:36:39] h4 I don't think they intended that in the 70s though

[09:36:42] h4 hush ComputerTech

[09:36:48] h4 can't you see I'm in the middle of a conversation with Frogorg?

[09:36:50] h4 jfc

[09:37:15] h4 nope

[09:37:24] h4 it'S 500 pullups for him

[09:37:27] h4 because he is such a strong one

[09:37:46] h4 I'm gonna skip my pushups today

[09:37:50] h4 only gonna do chinups

[09:37:55] h4 because of the finger that hurts

[09:38:35] h4 Frogorg: during work!

[09:38:42] h4 I even did them in the office couple of times

[09:39:18] h4 you know the main riff from smells like teen spirit?

[09:39:23] h4 first thread on the E

[09:39:25] h4 third on the A

[09:39:33] h4 can't properly play that :D

[09:39:36] h4 fingers are all fucked

[09:39:52] h4 then slide to 4th and 6th

[09:39:56] h4 where the threads are smaller

[09:40:10] h4 glad it's an electric guitar

[09:41:18] h4 jog there!

[09:41:37] h4 sprint there!

[09:41:39] h4 :D

[09:41:54] h4 I got a low right now as well

[09:41:56] h4 pretty tired

[09:42:28] h4 yes

[09:42:34] h4 I AM IRON MAAAAN

[09:42:36] h4 *brrrrrrrrr*

[09:42:38] h4 :D

[09:42:59] h4 .cc 600 pln to €

[09:43:07] h4 oof

[09:43:17] h4 imagine you had no insurance

[09:43:37] h4 imagine you'd be american

[09:44:04] h4 their meds are just better

[09:44:06] h4 because of the location

[09:44:08] h4 they are in

[09:44:27] h4 also they print a tiny freedom eagle on the package

[09:44:39] h4 if that's not worth the price

[09:44:43] h4 pff

[09:44:49] h4 feels like people just don't want to be healthy

[09:44:57] h4 wez: yay

[09:44:59] h4 !

[09:45:05] h4 thc wez

[09:45:07] h4 thc = thx

[09:45:17] h4 .yt sepultura human cause

[09:45:27] h4 I think so

[09:45:40] h4 fuck germans

[09:45:50] h4 now you will smell that crap on every corner

[09:47:18] h4 also the legalization is utter crap

[09:47:23] h4 it'S not like you could buy it anywhere

[09:47:53] h4 can't you watch a movie that contains kissing?

[09:48:05] h4 .yt sheek louch kiss your ass goodbye remix

[09:48:42] h4 oh the early 2000s were so much better when it comes to hip hop

[09:48:50] h4 mixtapes here and there, disstracks everywhere

[09:48:53] h4 so fucking god

[09:48:55] h4 *good

[09:51:57] h4 I actually thought The Game was hot shit when he left G-Unit

[09:52:01] h4 those were some decent disstracks

[09:52:11] h4 but also whatever feuds Shady Records had going on

[09:52:35] h4 .yt fat joe my fofo

[09:54:29] h4 .yt Nas Don't Body Yourself

[10:08:05] h4 .yt vita lean back freestyle

[10:30:55] h4 whoaa

[10:32:51] h4 one what?

[10:32:55] h4 !topduck

[10:34:50] h4 oh no t hank you

[10:34:52] h4 sup pankakes?

[10:35:14] h4 apologies

[10:35:18] h4 that was uncalled for too

[10:36:28] h4 Salvaje: speak german instead

[10:36:30] h4 it's not weird

[10:36:35] h4 sounds way better too

[10:36:54] h4 see

[10:36:56] h4 12th

[10:36:59] h4 totally worth it

[10:37:05] h4 .cc chinese speaking population

[10:37:20] h4 lame

[10:37:30] h4 .cc dutch speaking population

[10:37:57] h4 .cc polish speaking population

[10:38:22] h4 .cc swahili speaking population

[10:38:29] h4 what?

[10:38:31] h4 for real?

[10:38:48] h4 why are so many people speaking swahili?

[10:38:53] h4 thought this was just one or two african states

[10:39:02] h4 I had no idea

[10:39:04] h4 TIL

[10:39:21] h4 he is

[10:39:38] h4 .cc python speaking population

[10:39:51] h4 .cc lines of code in linux kernel

[10:40:16] h4 .cc plattdeutsch sprechende bevölkerung

[10:40:22] h4 .t de en plattdeutsch

[10:40:28] h4 .cc lower german speaking population

[10:40:35] h4 400!!

[10:40:38] h4 rip

[10:40:54] h4 .cc saxon speaking population

[10:41:18] h4 i don't know

[10:41:22] h4 I mean

[10:41:25] h4 it's 19 years old

[10:41:28] h4 and only an estimate

[10:41:33] h4 but that language is slowly dying away

[10:41:42] h4 what did you find out?

[10:41:46] h4 no

[10:41:53] h4 that seems wrong

[10:42:02] h4 afaik this is only spoken in the north

[10:42:05] h4 maybe up to hamburg

[10:42:28] h4 we can't team up with russia again

[10:42:38] h4 but I got a feeling that the poles are planning to attack us

[10:43:16] h4 we will start with france this time

[10:43:22] h4 going east did not work out too well

[10:43:30] h4 we probably went too far

[10:43:41] h4 I mean despite the brits promising the poles to come to their aid

[10:43:55] h4 nobody really batted an eye when the german reich and the soviet union split it up

[10:44:20] h4 I thought that was TorS

[10:44:25] h4 he speaks dutch after all

[10:44:39] h4 Käsewaffel

[10:44:54] h4 TorS ist Pimmelkäse

[10:45:02] h4 Mikoolo: Sander

[10:45:09] h4 HelderHeid:

[10:45:23] h4 but what about HelderHeid?

[10:45:25] h4 he is cool

[10:45:29] h4 are you certain?

[10:45:44] h4 $tell HelderHeid are you a filthy dutchie or a filthy brit?

[10:46:37] h4 ofc I didn't

[10:46:43] h4 his CV never reached me

[10:46:51] h4 must have gone missing during transfer

[10:47:00] h4 please

[10:47:09] h4 germany is probably the Vorreiter when it comes to fax machine

[10:47:11] h4 s

[10:47:33] h4 .cc country with most fax machines

[10:47:38] h4 shame

[10:47:48] h4 remember Minidiscs?

[10:47:52] h4 h4 remembers!

[10:48:17] h4 you underestimate the german bureaucracy

[10:48:27] h4 wez: shut up ahsoka

[10:50:23] h4 https://www.amazon.de/MediaRange-10-Diskette-1-44-Schwarz/dp/B004TNZ5IG/ref=pd_vtp_h_pd_vtp_h_d_sccl_1/261-8292152-8957604?psc=1

[10:50:29] h4 you can still buy them though

[10:50:39] h4 wez: I too am glad she is finally gone

[10:50:44] h4 and I don't have to hear or see her anymore

[10:51:36] h4 https://archive.org/details/MicrosoftWindowsForWorkgroups311German/disk2.jpg

[10:51:38] h4 !!

[10:51:43] h4 not the fucking picture

[10:51:45] h4 scroll down

[10:51:48] h4 you can download 9 images

[10:51:53] h4 for floppy disks

[10:52:02] h4 https://archive.org/download/MicrosoftWindowsForWorkgroups311German

[10:53:56] h4 hear hear

[10:56:35] h4 say deadly

[10:56:41] h4 you have been especially bitchy as of late

[10:56:45] h4 what gives?

[10:56:48] h4 Atomic Heart was nice?

[10:56:57] h4 heard the game itself was meh

[10:56:59] h4 but looked nice

[10:57:09] h4 it is

[10:57:15] h4 ye

[10:57:18] h4 I like the preset

[10:57:30] h4 I gotta make dinner

[10:57:34] h4 bbl o/

[10:58:13] h4 toni: don't worry, channel is +m

[10:58:18] h4 they cant ;)

[11:00:31] h4 you think deadly has become impotent?

[11:00:36] h4 he is raging a lot lately

[11:02:02] h4 damn it

[11:02:04] h4 fuck you deadly

[11:02:11] h4 .unban deafteddybear

[16:46:17] h4 congratulations

[16:46:28] h4 it's the little things in life for people like you kuro

[18:56:27] h4 what?

[18:56:40] h4 I have been watching disney movies

[18:56:44] h4 The Descendants

[18:56:47] h4 not a bad movie

[18:56:50] h4 but too long

[18:56:52] h4 had to stop

[18:56:58] h4 my niece found a music video

[18:57:02] h4 I searched for the movie

[18:57:07] h4 and now we started watching it

[18:57:26] h4 brb

[18:57:32] h4 gotta read her to sleep ;)

[19:35:47] h4 okay now you gon get some ComputerTech

[19:36:03] h4 the audacity

[19:36:10] h4 gay

[19:36:17] h4 but more for him than me

[19:36:27] h4 lol

[19:36:33] h4 based

[19:36:47] h4 Sander du alter Sumpfgermane o/

[19:41:45] h4 please

[19:56:47] h4 are you drunk again wof?

[20:15:12] h4 D:

[20:15:15] h4 Herr Frogorg

[20:16:49] h4 Frogorg: don't listen to wof

[20:16:51] h4 he is quite behindert

[20:17:10] h4 he got kicked by foxy once and has been crying for days

[20:17:12] h4 it was really pathetic

[20:18:00] h4 what a pathetic Stechschritt

[20:18:02] h4 shoot that man!

[20:26:41] h4 Mikoolo: first of all I would prefer proper german

[20:26:44] h4 what is this crap

[20:26:45] h4 ?

[20:27:32] h4 mit dem Deppenleerzeichen ...

[20:27:36] h4 Frogorg: oh fuck no!

[20:27:38] h4 Frogorg: green tea?

[20:28:04] h4 not nearly as much as in coffee though

[20:28:42] h4 I sang a thrashmetal song earlier to entertain my niece

[20:28:46] h4 she told me I couldn't sing

[20:28:54] h4 I argued that the guy from the song couldn't either

[20:29:08] h4 I was doing air guitar while singing along

[20:29:15] h4 and she suggested I used one of my real guitars

[20:29:33] h4 so now I figured out that Mongoloid by Sepultura isn't that difficult to play

[20:29:42] h4 but she is asleep now so I can't practice that :D

[20:30:08] h4 it's all the h4

[20:30:10] h4 !

[20:30:14] h4 you got an h4 overdose

[20:30:16] h4 :/

[20:30:18] h4 but that would be okay

[20:30:20] h4 <3

[20:31:08] h4 but given that you yourself are not completely healthy

[20:31:12] h4 should you not focus on yourself?

[20:31:20] h4 helping a friend out and stuff, sure

[20:31:30] h4 but not if it harms you

[20:31:57] h4 but there are people specialized in helping

[20:36:31] h4 no

[20:36:49] h4 quiet, ComputerTech !

[20:55:12] h4 !bang

[20:55:14] h4 !bang

[20:55:16] h4 !bang

[20:55:20] h4 !reload

[20:55:22] h4 !bang

[20:57:13] h4 taht coming from mr.data-loss

[20:57:19] h4 who lost another set of duckhunt stats

[20:57:25] h4 fullstack developer stuff

[20:57:32] h4 why are you so incompetent?

[20:59:07] h4 yeah but even skiddies are more competent than you

[20:59:33] h4 ComputerTech: chronic is coding circles around you

[21:05:49] h4 look at him gambling with his health

[21:05:51] h4 fucking alcoholic

[21:05:56] h4 "I only drink on weekends"

[21:05:58] h4 yeah right

[21:16:59] h4 you know ComputerTech

[21:17:02] h4 you should reinvent python wheel

[21:17:08] h4 that would be the ultimate wheel to reinvent

[21:17:29] h4 but make it as shitty as you can

[21:17:32] h4 oh why bother telling you? :D

[21:17:51] h4 tjr: he is very skilled though

[21:17:53] h4 he could do go

[21:17:55] h4 he guesses

[21:17:59] h4 easy

[21:18:05] h4 did you know

[21:18:09] h4 he once wrote a hello world in C

[21:18:13] h4 he is basically a kernel developer now

[21:18:40] h4 lol

[21:18:50] h4 any day now he will learn what UDP is

[21:19:18] h4 dude

[21:19:22] h4 why do you keep doing something

[21:19:26] h4 until someone tells you how stupid it is

[21:19:33] h4 can't you research before implementing something?

[21:19:43] h4 is it too much to ask to actually read the fucking manual for once?

[21:20:33] h4 ComputerTech: what would you use udp for?

[21:21:46] h4 no

[21:21:51] h4 I asked you what you would use it for

[21:22:03] h4 in what scenario would it be a good idea to use udp?

[21:22:21] h4 what?

[21:22:37] h4 so you can just drop packets?

[21:23:41] h4 ComputerTech: so for something like wireguard

[21:23:46] h4 would you use udp or tcp?

[21:23:54] h4 ...

[21:24:28] h4 well data packets

[21:24:34] h4 what is tcp transferring then?

[21:24:38] h4 amazon boxes?

[21:25:09] h4 you know ct

[21:25:14] h4 it's okay to admit if you don'T know

[21:25:35] h4 oh then learn how to fake it better

[21:26:39] h4 eww

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