IRC Driven

[06:53:11] h4 that was really weak ComputerTech

[07:42:33] h4 Herr Frogorg

[07:42:58] h4 so how long did you stay?

[07:43:17] h4 not that much longer then

[07:43:28] h4 still delighted that my laptop did not care to tell me about the battery running out :D

[07:43:39] h4 can't you adjust height on your table?

[07:43:43] h4 you could have stood up

[07:43:54] h4 lol

[07:44:12] h4 not sure if mrinfinity's monologue could have put me to bed

[07:58:33] h4 we got great weather today

[07:58:40] h4 I'm invited to a bbq

[07:58:51] h4 and will probably go on a bike tour

[09:00:18] h4 well weather is great and tomorrow it will be raining again

[09:00:24] h4 so I will probably spend some time outdoors

[09:00:29] h4 maybe go on a bike tour

[09:00:42] h4 maybe drink too much during bbq and don't go on that bike tour :D

[09:01:59] h4 bicycle

[09:02:04] h4 no motorcycle

[09:02:20] h4 those things are fast and since I have to share a way with cars and trucks

[09:02:22] h4 I just like to live

[09:02:31] h4 and would like to continue doing just that

[09:07:05] h4 oh excitement is just dangerous

[09:07:14] h4 I have a tendency to overestimate my skills

[09:08:54] h4 yeah but then I want to be fast

[09:09:02] h4 and I see some motherfucker on an e-bike ahead

[09:09:06] h4 and I just can't have that

[09:09:17] h4 so I gotta really push myself to show that cunt that my legs are still better than his cheating

[09:13:44] h4 well it is cheating if they don't rely on their strength but a motor

[09:13:45] h4 imo

[09:18:36] h4 you get me :D

[09:31:46] h4 D:

[09:31:51] h4 I'm gonna put my hypderdrive on

[09:32:04] h4 because I'm gonna leave now and ride my bicycle :P

[15:21:19] h4 !!

[15:21:24] h4 rip pyechat

[15:25:33] h4 good evening

[15:25:40] h4 my name is h4

[15:25:44] h4 and I'm an alcoholic

[15:26:03] h4 \/kickban ComputerTech

[15:26:10] h4 der absolute Hundesohn ey

[15:28:39] h4 Saphir from the bad side

[15:38:50] h4 Saphir^Txp: also merry christmas dude!

[15:53:52] h4 americunts in here

[15:53:54] h4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phGAeWcsSw8

[15:53:56] h4 please explain this

[15:54:10] h4 what doe this have to do with sports?

[15:55:16] h4 Ice`: no

[15:55:28] h4 who did?

[15:56:35] h4 who?

[15:56:57] h4 how does that explain a brawl at the start of a hockey game?

[15:57:10] h4 I mean one of the teams was from new jersey so I should not be looking for rational thought here

[15:57:12] h4 but still

[15:57:57] h4 what does that have to do with the video though?

[16:01:34] h4 rip

[16:02:41] h4 31

[16:03:00] h4 so cute

[16:03:08] h4 but who will be the bottom?

[16:03:55] h4 oh that's fair

[16:04:47] h4 Salvaje: omfg

[16:05:00] h4 Wurst is the reason austria should be abandoned

[16:05:24] h4 we can renaturalize it

[16:05:42] h4 Ice`: you act like an american sometimes

[16:05:51] h4 Mikoolo: also Alexander Marcus with homo dance

[16:06:01] h4 oh shit

[16:06:04] h4 he is actually cool

[16:06:29] h4 no

[16:06:31] h4 I like Saphir

[16:06:33] h4 Saphir^Txp is weird

[16:06:41] h4 huh

[16:06:43] h4 hehe?

[16:06:46] h4 wth is wrong with you?

[16:07:03] h4 Mikoolo: total crap

[16:08:12] h4 morning Syndus

[16:08:19] h4 ComputerTech has been asking for you

[16:08:58] h4 yes

[16:09:00] h4 that upsets me

[16:10:02] h4 ah yes thank you TheSwedishMind

[16:11:20] h4 Saphir^Txp: oh that sounded very german

[16:11:22] h4 "I am then gone again"

[16:11:26] h4 "ich bin dann mal wieder weg" :d

[16:11:45] h4 ComputerTech: check pm

[16:12:04] h4 Saphir^Txp: get well soon ;)

[16:13:59] h4 Mikoolo: when did you leave it?

[16:14:04] h4 ComputerTech sure as hell did not join

[16:14:09] h4 all this time bitching about wanting to hear me

[16:14:16] h4 then craps out when he gets the opportunity

[16:14:42] h4 duh we could have done that

[16:14:52] h4 what's more interesting?

[16:14:58] h4 the same old boring failure of a son

[16:15:01] h4 or some foreign europeans?

[16:15:39] h4 wait for him going brb for no reason again

[16:48:11] h4 !bang

[16:48:13] h4 !shop 120

[16:48:15] h4 !shop 10

[16:48:17] h4 !bang

[16:48:19] h4 wtf?

[16:48:25] h4 why did your second bang come way earlier than mine?

[16:48:28] h4 shitty ass game

[16:48:37] h4 fuck you ComputerTech

[16:48:47] h4 foxy: ye you joined very late then?

[16:49:22] h4 so anyways

[16:49:31] h4 I just fell asleep watching a video

[16:50:34] h4 ComputerTech

[16:50:40] h4 how is pyechat coming along?

[16:50:45] h4 why can you return guns Salvaje ?

[16:50:47] h4 !disarm Salvaje

[16:51:19] h4 so you got it as the only one?

[16:51:22] h4 that's stupid lol

[16:51:33] h4 I don't want to see the code of that game

[16:52:53] h4 .seen deadly

[16:52:58] h4 what happened to him?

[16:53:50] h4 @seen daedly

[16:53:52] h4 @seen deadly

[16:53:56] h4 lol

[16:54:50] h4 do the commit messages reflect that?

[16:54:55] h4 or did you work at main.py and README.md again?

[16:55:21] h4 you can still commit without pushing

[16:59:12] h4 ...

[16:59:15] h4 I can't even

[16:59:28] h4 .k Salvaje

[16:59:36] h4 wb Salvaje

[16:59:38] h4 wb Mikoolo

[16:59:42] h4 sorry

[16:59:44] h4 wrong swede

[16:59:46] h4 :D

[16:59:57] h4 you smiled at ComputerTech

[16:59:59] h4 that was a mistake

[17:00:24] h4 also with the fucking petting

[17:00:26] h4 fuck you ComputerTech

[17:02:22] h4 do I look like some fucking kuro faggot?

[17:02:32] h4 50+ purring at 20 year old gays stroking my head?

[17:02:41] h4 because my parents never loved me?

[17:02:55] h4 bitch please

[17:03:01] h4 I got 100 billion reichsmark bill

[17:03:38] h4 it has more value for its history

[17:03:41] h4 than it ever had for its amount

[17:04:40] h4 oh that was the one from last year

[17:04:43] h4 don't bother with indy crap

[17:04:45] h4 dune 2 got released

[17:04:50] h4 well, dune part two

[17:05:39] h4 HelderHeid: 's geht?

[17:05:49] h4 btw Mikoolo who was that dutch woman yesterday?

[17:06:04] h4 ye

[17:06:08] h4 but she's not around here, is she?

[17:06:40] h4 wdym nvm?

[17:07:07] h4 oh btw Mikoolo I stared Stardew Valley 1.6.3 with my niece :P

[17:07:15] h4 *started

[17:07:33] h4 haven't seen a lot of new things yet

[17:07:51] h4 but I want to play more...only not without her, since this is "our" farm :D

[17:07:58] h4 we started from scratch too

[17:08:04] h4 kicked some slime monsters asses

[17:08:23] h4 the pc does

[17:09:34] h4 is that considered child labour?

[17:10:04] h4 speaking of ComputerTech lol'ing

[17:10:08] h4 lets see if he added more lame quotes

[17:10:10] h4 .quote last

[17:10:17] h4 haha lol

[17:10:20] h4 gj phish

[17:10:26] h4 .quote read 989

[17:10:33] h4 .quote read 988

[17:10:54] h4 whoa

[17:11:01] h4 don't be mad at him for your failure

[17:11:21] h4 but a udp based irc would be just the thing for you ComputerTech

[17:11:30] h4 messages get lost? Who cares! Duckstats get lost all the time :D

[17:12:18] h4 why did you return

[17:12:20] h4 ?

[17:12:45] h4 yes

[17:12:55] h4 he had the opportunity to talk to you, frogorg and me

[17:12:58] h4 and he squandered it

[17:13:13] h4 I'm gonna make sure not to be around when he finnaly joins

[17:13:22] h4 he clearly can't be bothered to join when I'm there

[17:13:40] h4 I will let frogorg know about your behaviour

[17:13:48] h4 and just invite him to voice chat with me

[17:14:15] h4 he probably prefers me over a guy saying "brb" and leaving

[17:14:25] h4 oh yeah

[17:14:35] h4 and some cunt fucked up the topic

[17:14:37] h4 again

[17:14:39] h4 it's really ahsoka level

[17:14:48] h4 no creativity whatsoever

[17:14:54] h4 just lame old topic set by computertech312

[17:17:30] h4 oh no Mikoolo

[17:17:35] h4 tomorrow the soviets celebrate a vacation

[17:17:37] h4 1946 – The Soviet Union annexes East Prussia as the Kaliningrad Oblast of the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic

[17:18:19] h4 ooh!

[17:18:21] h4 1969 – The Internet's symbolic birth date: Publication of RFC 1.

[17:18:23] h4 April 7th

[17:19:37] h4 oh btw I read about israel's AI to determine targets in gaza to drop bombs and rockets on

[17:19:53] h4 what a great world! A computer decides what to eradicate!

[17:20:09] h4 I bet it works as great as X's AI claiming Iran attacked Israel

[17:20:23] h4 HelderHeid: no that was different

[17:20:39] h4 rumour has it the bad guys joined the convo and started shooting into the air

[17:20:52] h4 to provoke the isreali attack forces to hit them with an airstrike

[17:21:03] h4 the airstrike was unauthorized

[17:21:05] h4 !bang

[17:21:16] h4 so the IAF can claim it was some guy who made a mistake

[17:21:22] h4 win-win

[17:23:29] h4 no but seriously

[17:23:38] h4 the fact that they use a fucking AI to determine targets for air strikes

[17:23:45] h4 that is absolutely disgusting

[17:24:31] h4 oh but

[17:24:34] h4 Israel's military chief says 'misidentification' in complex conditions caused Gaza airstrikes that killed aid workers

[17:24:39] h4 YOLO!

[17:25:07] h4 A new investigation by +972 Magazine and Local Call reveals that the Israeli army has developed an artificial intelligence-based program known as “Lavender,” unveiled here for the first time. According to six Israeli intelligence officers, who have all served in the army during the current war on the Gaza Strip and had first-hand involvement with the use of AI to

[17:25:09] h4 generate targets for assassination, Lavender has played a central role in the unprecedented bombing of Palestinians, especially during the early stages of the war. In fact, according to the sources, its influence on the military’s operations was such that they essentially treated the outputs of the AI machine “as if it were a human decision.”

[17:25:11] h4 YOLO

[17:25:18] h4 Fensta: yes but those were human decisions

[17:25:22] h4 now nobody can be blamed

[17:25:25] h4 but the ComputerTech

[17:25:33] h4 was probably a bug in the software

[17:25:37] h4 can't do anything about that

[17:25:56] h4 oh...huh? Humans died? Yeah well, their fault for living among terrorists I guess?

[17:28:13] h4 Mikoolo: due to pixelation the red crosses were identified as swastikas

[17:28:19] h4 and nazis are pure evil

[17:28:31] h4 so clearly it was understandable to bomb them the fuck away

[17:28:43] h4 Fensta: but can we use real stones on them?

[17:31:28] h4 we should probably stone religious leaders as well

[17:31:30] h4 just in case

[17:33:19] h4 we can drop a big stone on the vatican

[17:33:21] h4 it's not that big

[17:33:48] h4 we don't care about local problems

[17:33:54] h4 also this will leave a void

[17:34:03] h4 nothing good will ever fill that voi

[17:34:05] h4 d

[17:36:16] h4 oh btw

[17:36:20] h4 wth?

[17:36:30] h4 can someone please ask Mikoolo already

[17:36:34] h4 he clearly wants someone to ask :D

[17:36:54] h4 oh alright!

[17:37:00] h4 Mikoolo: I am not familiar, what is operation ajax?

[17:37:53] h4 one of many countries this happened in

[17:38:35] h4 finally they put away those titties

[17:38:46] h4 and hide them below layers of cloth

[17:47:52] h4 I'd be okay to join later

[17:47:55] h4 gotta do the dishes now though

[17:48:02] h4 and jerk off later

[17:48:12] h4 oh fuck no

[17:48:14] h4 I hate doing mine :D

[17:48:21] h4 where the fuck is your op!?

[17:48:27] h4 jfc

[17:48:41] h4 Mikoolo: ffs

[17:50:05] h4 no fuck off with that shit already

[17:50:07] h4 wth

[17:50:09] h4 ?

[17:50:11] h4 .k Mikoolo ugh

[17:50:39] h4 !

[17:51:39] h4 !!

[17:52:24] h4 no

[17:52:33] h4 Salvaje: bad!

[17:52:36] h4 bad Salvaje!

[17:52:49] h4 you made my deadly leave :(

[17:52:55] h4 he hates your face

[17:53:11] h4 ye but he loves me :D

[18:27:50] h4 grungebarbie: what?

[18:27:54] h4 already?

[18:27:59] h4 need to do pushups first

[18:28:51] h4 pick up in the background

[18:29:08] h4 this kind of talk won't get you very far old lady!

[18:52:53] h4 !!

[18:53:00] h4 I got distracted

[18:53:51] h4 that jitsi meet is empty lol

[18:54:34] h4 halt die Fresse ComputerTech

[18:55:05] h4 oh goddamn it

[18:55:07] h4 my shitty cable just dropped

[18:56:29] h4 ComputerTech: you are sort of an expert

[18:56:34] h4 DisplayPort Daisy Chaining

[18:56:46] h4 it shows on both displays but the same pic

[18:57:03] h4 also plasma does not allow me to set each invididual display

[18:57:05] h4 wtf?

[18:57:16] h4 grungebarbie: I got distracted by daisy chaining and suddenly I had to take a masssive shit

[18:57:18] h4 my bad

[18:57:27] h4 Fairphone

[18:57:35] h4 are you gonna answer my question you ass?

[18:58:21] h4 goddamn it

[18:58:28] h4 how are you able to breathe on your own?

[18:58:37] h4 no wonder you're still walking around with your parents

[18:58:42] h4 they must be terrified to let you go

[18:59:04] h4 you completely ignored my question

[18:59:12] h4 then had the audacity to ask one instead

[18:59:14] h4 wtf?

[19:01:01] h4 how is that hardware?

[19:01:55] h4 ...

[19:01:57] h4 please

[19:02:16] h4 fair enough

[19:02:18] h4 Mikoolo: no

[19:02:50] h4 I love how plasma crashes entirely

[19:02:54] h4 when I set something on the displaya

[19:02:58] h4 and one of the displays turns off

[19:03:04] h4 then plasma decides that clearly I want to go into standby

[19:03:14] h4 yea sure, what else could I possibly want?

[19:03:28] h4 those look nice

[19:03:33] h4 no she just took a picture of it

[19:04:05] h4 oh cool

[19:04:08] h4 daisy chaining works now

[19:04:26] h4 sad I can't choose between the daisy chained display and the other displayport connected one :/

[19:04:37] h4 you know this ComputerTech

[19:04:39] h4 it's Zeus

[19:04:46] h4 how much are you drinking these days?

[19:06:25] h4 !request kick ComputerTech

[19:06:48] h4 I don't have to tell you the reason

[19:06:53] h4 my decision stands

[19:07:26] h4 oh god fuck plasma

[19:07:38] h4 I see you switched input on that one display? Clearly you want me to crash!

[19:08:19] h4 also I'm gonna go into standby

[19:08:25] h4 2024: Year of the Linux Desktop

[19:08:32] h4 Herr Frogorg

[19:08:59] h4 ouch

[19:09:01] h4 :D

[19:09:10] h4 oh dear D:

[19:11:09] h4 yo stop being rude to Salvaje

[19:11:15] h4 what's your fucking problem ComputerTech ?

[19:11:20] h4 you are really rude right now

[19:11:45] h4 wdym "now"?

[19:12:13] h4 so he didn't get that from her

[19:12:30] h4 seriously wtf plasma 6?

[19:13:50] h4 yo Frogorg

[19:13:56] h4 they lured me to a jitsi videochat

[19:14:01] h4 and when I arrived

[19:14:05] h4 they all left :(

[19:14:13] h4 right?

[19:14:23] h4 it was all grungebarbie

[19:14:33] h4 foxy had to work, she is not to blame

[19:14:44] h4 but crackbarbie

[19:14:47] h4 oh boy does she hate me

[19:15:03] h4 ComputerTech: you fuckface aren't even in it

[19:15:09] h4 Frogorg: ye

[19:15:14] h4 same link as yesterday I think

[19:15:26] h4 ok I got a fun little game

[19:15:28] h4 guess who I am

[19:15:34] h4 HEY GUYS, COME TO VOICECHAT (LINK)

[19:15:37] h4 I'M NOT THERE THOUGH

[19:15:41] h4 I'M BUSY SUCKING ON A BOTTLE

[19:15:48] h4 Mikoolo: same

[19:16:25] h4 I also don't have an account there

[19:16:33] h4 so I can't open the chat

[19:16:38] h4 eww, login with facebook, google or github

[19:16:41] h4 yeah no, fuck right off

[19:17:03] h4 ComputerTech: I spent more time in your mom than on facebook

[19:17:26] h4 21:08 <~ComputerTech> so i had to do: export QT_QPA_PLATFORM=xcb

[19:17:29] h4 and you documented that

[19:17:31] h4 right?

[19:17:33] h4 right?

[19:17:48] h4 https://meet.jit.si/PrimaryAppreciationsStareGradually

[19:17:53] h4 this one

[19:18:02] h4 but again

[19:18:04] h4 I can't open it

[19:18:06] h4 !bang

[19:18:08] h4 !reload

[19:18:10] h4 !bang

[19:18:22] h4 seriously ever since I started using weechat

[19:18:24] h4 I have a lag

[19:18:32] h4 this is the third time someone !bangs TWO SECONDS after me

[19:18:34] h4 and gets the dick

[19:18:40] h4 Mikoolo: those fucking cunts!

[19:18:51] h4 well use your google or fakebook and open it lol

[19:19:30] h4 I have neither lol

[19:19:43] h4 ComputerTech: whatever happened to you hosting jitsi?

[19:19:49] h4 grungebarbie: so open it

[19:19:55] h4 you managed to do so yesetrday

[19:20:02] h4 ComputerTech: oh like you did 6 months ago

[19:20:04] h4 right

[19:20:13] h4 grungebarbie: well hurry up

[19:20:23] h4 you get your +o back :D

[19:20:33] h4 talking about incentives

[19:20:49] h4 don't pick anything up for her

[19:20:54] h4 there are more important things

[19:21:20] h4 ComputerTech: you guys got a nextcloud running

[19:21:26] h4 you could as well offer us nextcloud talk

[19:21:31] h4 it's the same technology

[19:21:44] h4 is this the first time you're hear...

[19:21:46] h4 ffs

[19:22:02] h4 you are so tangled up in google and microsoft

[19:22:04] h4 !bang

[19:22:10] h4 !!

[19:22:34] h4 how so?

[19:22:38] h4 she is 60+ !

[19:22:40] h4 don't be mean

[19:22:45] h4 ComputerTech:

[19:22:47] h4 pushups

[19:22:49] h4 now!

[19:22:58] h4 only?

[19:23:01] h4 I did 59 diamond pushups

[19:23:06] h4 and am about to do my normal ones now

[19:23:08] h4 but

[19:23:10] h4 why

[19:23:12] h4 the

[19:23:14] h4 fuck

[19:23:16] h4 are you not joining the jitsi?

[19:23:30] h4 instead of meeting up in summer

[19:23:32] h4 I will send toni

[19:23:36] h4 you can meetup with him

[19:23:41] h4 Frogorg: I got cockblocked too

[19:23:48] h4 yeah

[19:23:50] h4 barely

[19:23:53] h4 talking to us for an hour now

[19:23:58] h4 hardly finds time to write here

[19:24:15] h4 he really is a fucker

[19:24:19] h4 well said grungebarbie

[19:24:38] h4 grungebarbie: no he is just highly incompetent

[19:24:51] h4 probably using his own client

[19:24:57] h4 just hit another uncaught exception

[19:25:12] h4 i learned2ignore too

[19:25:15] h4 Heil!

[19:25:57] h4 you are back already?

[19:26:03] h4 do you live next door to the store?

[19:26:35] h4 fuck off ComputerTech

[19:26:37] h4 say hi to mom

[19:26:41] h4 I mean "company"

[19:42:07] h4 ComputerTech: find a quiet place then

[19:42:14] h4 Mikoolo: were you gonna join?

[19:43:23] h4 well then take a shit

[19:54:05] h4 what did you just call me?

[19:54:48] h4 fuck pewdiepie

[20:45:40] h4 are you gonna join us ComputerTech or not?

[21:08:05] h4 !bang

[21:08:07] h4 !reload

[21:08:09] h4 !bang

[22:08:37] h4 whoa

[22:08:41] h4 huges disrespect

[22:08:50] h4 *huge

[22:44:51] h4 https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benedikt_XVI.#/media/Datei:Papa_Benedetto.jpg

[22:51:35] h4 thx for making me aware Frogorg

[22:51:39] h4 I totally missed that one

[22:51:44] h4 .unban anastasius

[22:52:25] h4 !!

[22:56:20] h4 rip

[22:57:48] h4 whoa

[22:57:50] h4 BAN EVASION

[22:57:58] h4 D:

[23:02:15] h4 he asked for it

[23:02:20] h4 grungebarbie said I should do it

[23:02:23] h4 he's a cunt or something

[23:02:26] h4 I don't ask questions

[23:02:28] h4 I just please

[23:02:42] h4 seriously

[23:02:44] h4 your fight is my fight

[23:02:46] h4 pick a target

[23:03:21] h4 nice

[23:03:29] h4 oh he is back already

[23:31:35] h4 .unban salvaje

[23:36:49] h4 literally

[23:49:44] h4 Mikoolo: I'm gonna kick you now

[23:49:47] h4 so that you can sleep :D

[23:50:15] h4 say "COMPUTERTECH IS AWESOME" if you do not agree

[23:50:24] h4 $in 1m kick Mikoolo

[23:51:52] h4 kicked

[23:52:13] h4 from voicechat though :d

[23:52:17] h4 now who is gonna kick me?

[23:53:28] h4 whoa

[23:53:32] h4 why tf have I been muted?

[23:53:36] h4 I was talking :D

[23:53:38] h4 you fuckers

[23:53:51] h4 ye

[23:53:53] h4 that was by request

[23:53:57] h4 but I said bye

[23:54:01] h4 and asked where Mikoolo went

[23:54:18] h4 ooooh I was typing when the browser was active lol

[23:54:35] h4 yeah don't worry, I was talking anyways :D

[23:54:42] h4 gotta get to sleep now :P

[23:54:48] h4 gn8 o/

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