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Monday, April 8, 2024

[09:36:12] fifel Valware: Seriously stop drinking fosters.

[09:37:56] fifel Valware: Only blonde beer. Once you go black you only go back to drink white man’s piss.

[09:38:26] fifel Mikoolo: I know a beer worse than fosters. It is XXXX. Because Queenslanders can’t spell urine.

[09:39:09] fifel XXXX doesn’t even actually sell XXXX. It only sells XXXX GOLD, or GOLD, a medium strength beer. (Australian fulls being 4.7 or 5.2, so GOLD is like 3.7 or 4)

[09:41:49] fifel Mikoolo: I wish I could find something like the 2% I found once in canberra. It was as malty and full bodied and hopped and balanced as any fine beer ought to be. But idiots won’t drink 2%s that are priced the same as any other dietary beer.

[09:42:24] fifel I wish Australia had a Systembolaget. But Australia has equally horrible mystery’s as Sweden’s self-flagillations over, well

[09:42:55] fifel Mikoolo: I haven’t found that here. I’m trying to find Guinness 0% at the moment. Heaps Normal is the best 0.5% I can find right now, but it lacks body.

[09:43:18] fifel Mikoolo: I just want things that taste like beer, have the body of beer, and have the complexity of a beer that people who like beer want.

[09:43:39] fifel Sander: The best thing under 1% I can get at the bottleo is Heaps Normal.

[09:46:41] fifel Sander: I’m not actually meant to drink at all from epilepsy. Prancings are great true.

[09:47:20] fifel There's a microbrewery in South Wollongong that's amazing. But I'm not allowed to enter the illawarra.

[09:48:06] fifel Sander: My ex took the Illawarra in the break up, and I’m stuck in central fucking shitney

[09:48:26] fifel 5 barrel

[09:49:21] fifel Sander: How many women 30-55 in Adelaide who wear linen, are university educated working class commo buddhists, who are willing to put up with forced (consensual) orgasm?

[09:49:52] fifel My job’s portable, but I’ve been to !radelaide, and I’m not moving unless there’s an arranged marraige

[09:50:07] fifel Sander: Also I’d rather move to Whyalla

[09:50:26] fifel Sander: One of the main reasons I wanted to move to Port Kembla was because I *need* to see Steel being made with coke.

[09:50:49] fifel I’m not saying I’m a good man or a nice man, in fact I’m fucking broken, but my “fetish” for a city being real is coal ships and coke making

[09:54:09] fifel Sander: Newcastle is a fucking sludge hell shit cunt that needs to be liquidated. And I’m talking about the “Novocastrian” proletariat. The Newcastle bourgers need to be tortured to death over 90 years. I come from Newcastle. I’m not moving back.

[09:54:16] fifel That’s why I have a fetish.

[09:55:16] fifel And we hated ourselves.

[09:55:43] fifel Sander: Anyway, I’ve got another 18 months of self-love to do before even considering migrating to cazbazza or radelaide for minge.

[09:56:18] fifel Sander: Also any woman involved needs to tolerate my loving use of the word cunt and my ironic use of even more esoteric terms for vulva.

[09:57:08] fifel Sander: Anyway. I feel bad about moving to somewhere like Adelaide where local unemployed marxists ought to become posties

[09:58:31] fifel Sander: I’m too troubled for anything but an arranged marriage right now.

[09:59:51] fifel h4: All human couplings of length are a condemnation, a condemnation to honesty and learning how to live fruitfully together.

[10:00:05] fifel h4: I don’t have the emotional space for the bourgeois individual concept of “hope” or “perfection”

[10:39:39] fifel eskimo: Truly you are a BOFH

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