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Thursday, April 11, 2024

[00:27:23] Valware I wonder what causes the duck to be frightened by so much noise, and not instead frightened by the fresh bullet holes in its abdomen

[00:38:23] Valware did you know

[00:38:34] Valware if you took out all of your blood vessels

[00:38:39] Valware and tied them together

[00:38:41] Valware you'd die

[11:15:26] Valware [05:26:17] <@ski> Valware : kinda preferred the old colors

[11:15:26] Valware you are the only ;p

[11:47:01] Valware yes hello this is friends

[11:49:42] Valware lol Mikoolo

[11:50:57] Valware if he doesn't agree with you, does that mean your friend status with him switches to enemy status? in which case, would he have said good morning to his enemy?

[11:51:44] Valware which means he did say good morning to his enemies which makes your argument void

[11:51:50] Valware which means he can't fall out with you

[11:51:54] Valware which means you never became enemies

[11:51:56] Valware paradox!

[12:02:51] Valware nice

[12:02:55] Valware let me have your old domain

[14:50:29] Valware I'll take it for free if that helps?

[14:50:30] Valware =]

[14:50:47] Valware let me just book a flight first =] jk

[17:15:25] Valware windows

[17:15:27] Valware sucks

[17:15:39] Valware for server stuff

[17:15:48] Valware for home pc it's okay

[17:15:50] Valware I miss it a little

[17:16:11] Valware how to uninstall shockwave on windows

[17:17:13] Valware and microsoft edge, the world's neediest browser

[17:17:54] Valware lol is that a thing

[17:18:14] Valware they show adverts on your lock screen? :O

[17:19:04] Valware @bef

[17:19:50] Valware we should all band together to make our own operating system

[17:20:12] Valware How Not To Make An OS

[17:20:15] Valware is what I'd call it

[17:20:23] Valware HNTMA OS

[17:20:30] Valware lol

[17:20:51] Valware I mean I'm sure whatever we'd hack together would be better than windows

[17:20:55] Valware sounds like bloatware

[17:21:30] Valware .k h4 gimme my +a back punk

[17:21:33] Valware ;(

[17:35:20] Valware is it about a black hole?

[17:36:29] Valware oh god now I wanna look at the moon and be scared by doing so

[17:36:33] Valware @_@

[17:36:49] Valware sushi-chan LOOK AT THE MOON WOW

[17:37:19] Valware sounds kinda Doctor Who ish

[17:37:24] Valware "Don't Blink"

[17:37:27] Valware "Don't Look At The Moon"

[17:37:40] Valware "Don't Fart In The Elevator"

[17:37:46] Valware that last one I just made up but

[17:38:27] Valware h4, I think because it represents facing something big and unknown together

[17:40:15] Valware because it turns peoples safe feelings into feelings of unsafe

[17:40:20] Valware how are you not FOLLOWING THIS

[17:40:44] Valware I'd look using a mirror to be fair

[17:42:44] Valware I can imagine someone trying to romance h4. *brings h4 a rose* h4: why did you do this? person: it looks nice and I wanted you to have it. h4: so why did you kill it? person: I, uhh... what? h4: it would have been more practical to bring me a seedling.

[17:43:33] Valware actually I'd find bringing me a seedling to be even more romantic

[17:43:49] Valware "let's watch it grow 2g4"

[17:44:10] Valware lol

[17:44:28] Valware lock eyes from across the disco floor

[21:48:01] Valware I wish someone would buy my old computer for 1800usd on the facebook marketplace

[21:48:45] Valware depends if you mean like Pokémon Silver or Tomb Raider 1

[21:49:53] Valware or tetris

[21:50:45] Valware https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8FQBjVlERk

[21:54:19] Valware T_T

[22:32:55] Valware !die

[22:40:45] Valware how dare you be sick during work time

[22:41:06] Valware sounds like you're better off without that job

[22:41:10] Valware asshats

[22:42:04] Valware maybe they did you a favor by firing you. "please get away, toxic behavior beyond this point, you're fired"

[22:42:33] Valware imagine firing someone for literally being attacked by biology

[22:43:24] Valware I want to make a soul/metal song about "leaving you a bad review because you did me dirty like that, motherfuckrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

[22:43:34] Valware fuck that employer

[22:43:51] Valware not with genitals, but with a cactus

[22:45:05] Valware I heard in some places you get an allocated amount of sick days

[22:45:15] Valware holy fuck

[22:45:25] Valware so she is in jail right now?

[22:45:51] Valware what did steve ever do to you

[22:48:43] Valware it doesn't make you a narc if you're protecting children

[22:49:17] Valware call dae polaece

[22:49:51] Valware o

[22:49:54] Valware =]

[22:50:23] Valware does it mean, after a certain time, if you do something illegal, it doesn't matter? :o

[22:50:37] Valware does it mean the person might not still be doing it :o

[22:51:08] Valware what does it say on the top of the clipboard

[22:51:36] Valware what color is the clipboard

[22:51:41] Valware does it have paper on it

[22:52:14] Valware colour?

[22:52:55] Valware hmm.

[22:53:02] Valware what kind of writing

[22:53:12] Valware hand writing?

[22:53:16] Valware yours?

[22:53:22] Valware printed?

[22:53:28] Valware typed? fanciful?

[22:55:11] Valware it is so earlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[22:55:19] Valware the sun is shining

[22:55:22] Valware the birds are singing

[22:56:00] Valware the factory is making loud noises

[22:56:03] Valware beautiful

[22:58:00] Valware lol

[22:58:49] Valware maybe I will try to show you

[23:10:09] Valware esjay, https://ibb.co/jHW4YMm

[23:14:42] Valware one thing that gets me about some people

[23:14:46] Valware drawn on eyebrows

[23:14:56] Valware but not like inconspicuously drawn on

[23:15:27] Valware sometimes I wonder if they maybe got confused and grabbed some permanent marker or shoe polish

[23:16:36] Valware "ah yes I can see where your eyebrow is supposed to be. mhm, and I can see where you've drawn it on. okay."

[23:16:56] Valware like if your eyebrow does not match your brow bone, you look like a psychopath, I'll be honest

[23:17:11] Valware no but I love yours

[23:17:16] Valware I mean it

[23:17:29] Valware it's refreshing to see some normal fkn eyebrows

[23:17:43] Valware sorry for making you feel that way

[23:17:48] Valware I don't mean it like that

[23:18:21] Valware ;(

[23:18:34] Valware maybe I'm odd

[23:18:45] Valware I also seem to get bad response when I say I don't get why people shave legs

[23:19:20] Valware =]

[23:19:32] Valware the prickles, I mean..

[23:20:08] Valware no prickles ;D

[23:20:19] Valware that's the dream

[23:20:59] Valware I don't know what the dropped part means

[23:21:21] Valware ah that really sucks

[23:21:39] Valware ahh okay thank you for explaining

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