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Thursday, April 11, 2024
[06:45:00] h4 Herr Frogorg
[06:45:09] h4 $tell wof no
[06:53:49] h4 Peorth <3
[06:55:12] h4 HIV, please
[06:56:20] h4 drop it
[06:57:41] h4 sounds like a greedy cunt
[06:57:56] h4 not even banned over there lol
[06:58:00] h4 a kick was sufficient it seems
[06:58:10] h4 oh he does that way too often
[06:58:27] h4 rightfully so
[06:59:11] h4 I can always just kick ii on either side
[06:59:15] h4 but I think Dragon might disagree :D
[07:00:38] h4 if ever in doubt
[07:00:41] h4 just kick them all
[07:01:11] h4 hey fav sidechick
[07:01:20] h4 whatever we want (and Peorth lets happen) :D
[07:01:42] h4 but I like everyone in here
[07:01:52] h4 morning what?
[07:02:03] h4 is that a euphemism for morning wood?
[07:02:12] h4 don't call me h
[07:02:14] h4 :D
[07:02:26] h4 it'S two syllables
[07:02:37] h4 I'll just call you pan
[07:02:42] h4 wdym it doesn't flow?
[07:02:54] h4 call me germanator or something lol
[07:03:30] h4 I always used the name HAVIER on jitsi
[07:03:39] h4 HA for the h, VIER is just four in german
[07:03:49] h4 and I think mrstupidity asked who "Javier" is
[07:06:20] h4 you seemed jolly alright
[07:10:17] h4 Frogorg: that's nice
[07:10:25] h4 hey pulp fiction sur :D
[07:10:30] h4 I realized
[07:10:33] h4 no matter how often we quote it
[07:10:37] h4 ComputerTech is never gonna watch it
[07:10:42] h4 because he's a bitch :/
[07:10:45] h4 he what?
[07:10:49] h4 why did he not make a fuzz about it?
[07:10:59] h4 .quote search pulp
[07:11:09] h4 that massive cunt
[07:12:47] h4 .quote last
[07:13:02] h4 D:
[07:13:07] h4 .quote read 994
[07:13:13] h4 .quote read 993
[07:13:20] h4 loving it
[07:14:39] h4 .quote read 992
[07:14:46] h4 that one is great too
[07:14:51] h4 because it's so controversial
[07:22:44] h4 context?
[07:22:58] h4 was gonna ask why you're awake
[07:23:01] h4 but it's 9:22pm for you
[07:23:04] h4 your timezone sucks
[07:23:37] h4 if only you weren't high
[07:23:40] h4 it would be so much easier
[07:23:53] h4 grungebarbie: s/ass box/assbox/
[07:24:08] h4 is your sons name Bob by any chance?
[07:24:43] h4 was he a builder too?
[07:24:50] h4 you can probably see where I'm going with this
[07:25:06] h4 always knew Bob would get a woman one day
[07:25:10] h4 instead of talking to his machines
[07:25:27] h4 wmv
[07:25:30] h4 that is painful :D
[07:26:28] h4 oh god Frogorg
[07:26:32] h4 that song for breakfast
[07:26:35] h4 my ears are bleeding
[07:27:11] h4 pankakes: no this version is banging
[07:27:20] h4 hush now grungebarbie
[07:27:27] h4 those are the drugs talking out of you
[07:27:31] h4 I got you
[07:27:34] h4 just let me handle the situation
[07:27:47] h4 she isn't the situation
[07:28:02] h4 also I don't want to hate on women
[07:28:05] h4 but next time in jitsi
[07:28:07] h4 put something on
[07:28:09] h4 alright?
[07:28:19] h4 we know you tried to lure ComputerTech in
[07:28:28] h4 but he can't be lured by tits
[07:28:44] h4 sudden pulp fiction
[07:28:46] h4 sur must be around :D
[07:28:50] h4 he does
[07:28:53] h4 have you seen his hair?
[07:29:05] h4 grungebarbie and foxy were really laying it on him for his bangs
[07:29:12] h4 that one time he actually joined
[07:29:20] h4 just to get dissed away by every female on chat
[07:29:33] h4 ComputerTechs
[07:29:45] h4 later Frogorg o/
[07:30:02] h4 !bang
[07:30:30] h4 alright
[07:30:34] h4 i live in germany
[07:30:44] h4 we occassionaly get old naked people on lakes and beaches
[07:30:52] h4 nothing I haven't seen before
[07:31:24] h4 wow
[07:31:27] h4 brain paused there
[07:31:34] h4 pankakes: she lives in hawaii
[07:31:40] h4 it's constantly >22°C
[07:31:44] h4 I'd be hot down there as well
[07:31:51] h4 damn it
[07:32:00] h4 Frogorg: that is hot!
[07:33:05] h4 american buildings
[07:33:14] h4 I bet if you stand too close to a wall while ripping one
[07:33:16] h4 the house will crumble
[07:33:25] h4 crack again?
[07:33:34] h4 just keeps coming back to you
[07:34:02] h4 !bang
[07:34:04] h4 !bang
[07:34:06] h4 !bang
[07:34:08] h4 !bang
[07:34:10] h4 !reload
[07:34:12] h4 !bang
[07:34:21] h4 you german piece of crap
[07:34:25] h4 !reload
[07:34:35] h4 pankakes: haven't you slept at all?
[07:34:41] h4 seriously though pankakes
[07:34:47] h4 why get a coffee at 11pm?
[07:34:55] h4 I mean the bo''le of wa'er was fine
[07:35:14] h4 rip
[07:35:22] h4 sleep well for an hour then pankakes o/
[07:35:27] h4 Frogorg: shouldn't you be working right now?
[07:35:40] h4 oh that's the assbox
[07:35:45] h4 oh lol Frogorg
[07:36:03] h4 you just need to be held by strong german arms pankakes
[07:36:49] h4 :(
[07:36:51] h4 her cat
[07:37:15] h4 grungebarbie: I call bullshit on your assbox
[07:37:22] h4 there are all kinds of metric units on the box
[07:37:25] h4 this clearly is not yours
[07:37:28] h4 you found that online
[07:37:39] h4 where from?
[07:38:02] h4 !bang
[07:38:04] h4 !bang
[07:38:46] h4 DasBrain: please calm yourself
[07:38:51] h4 it was a misguided shot
[07:40:07] h4 8...I only had that one :/
[07:40:32] h4 I mean you don't have to
[07:41:42] h4 grungebarbie: go grocery shopping for me
[07:41:51] h4 it's raining and altogether rather uncomfortable weather outside
[07:41:53] h4 .w
[07:42:46] h4 no
[07:42:48] h4 proper food please
[07:43:08] h4 but it's nutritional value is weak
[07:43:17] h4 fuck yeah Frogorg !
[07:43:28] h4 need some bell pepper too
[07:43:34] h4 got plenty of onions
[07:43:39] h4 but also
[07:43:44] h4 .t de en meine Kartoffeln keimen schon :/
[07:43:53] h4 Internets: s/germi/germa/
[07:44:10] h4 grungebarbie: oh that's fine
[07:44:18] h4 I will counter your bell pepper crunching with my carrot crunching
[07:44:27] h4 Mikoolo will tear out what little hair is left on his head
[07:45:09] h4 rip topic x(
[07:45:27] h4 I can just to /topic and tab twice
[07:45:32] h4 it gives me the current topic
[07:45:35] h4 so I can modify it
[07:45:42] h4 ;)
[07:45:45] h4 weechat too?
[07:45:52] h4 ye :P
[07:46:01] h4 if you only do /topic it returns the topic and who set it
[07:46:40] h4 being healthy comes with trade-offs, okay?
[07:47:01] h4 I actually lost weight again and have no idea why lol
[07:47:09] h4 probably biking and that occassional running
[07:47:18] h4 oh boy
[07:47:23] h4 that is a nice shirt grungebarbie
[07:47:33] h4 same
[07:47:35] h4 wear it to work
[07:47:53] h4 they should think i'm worn out
[07:47:57] h4 that will keep up the lie that I'm doing a lot
[07:49:18] h4 embarassing
[07:49:27] h4 imagine you'd be pulled aside to be told to take a shower
[07:50:09] h4 that is even worse
[07:50:15] h4 brb
[08:04:37] h4 I feel that
[08:04:39] h4 been there
[08:04:56] h4 you know I'd love to take you guys shopping
[08:05:00] h4 but due to your fucked up timezones
[08:05:04] h4 that's not really possible :D
[08:05:24] h4 also that aldi I'm frequenting really fucks up my signal
[08:05:29] h4 i get EDGE in there at best
[08:05:38] h4 ofc it is
[08:05:54] h4 meh
[08:05:56] h4 they're okay
[08:06:08] h4 I will take you guys to a Rewe some day
[08:06:15] h4 I got good signal in there
[08:06:23] h4 and their vegetables are usually fresher
[08:06:37] h4 you get to ride the bike with me then lol
[08:07:03] h4 then I will get on youtube, document my life and become filthy rich
[08:07:23] h4 I should simply because of these idiots in cars
[08:07:26] h4 I pick fights all the time after all
[08:08:35] h4 get my ass kicked ofc
[08:08:44] h4 unless I'm fighting a toddler or a grandma
[08:09:04] h4 I'll just type them into the hospital with my keyboard :D
[08:09:26] h4 anyways, gonna go shopping now
[08:09:28] h4 later o/
[08:44:48] h4 scrum master
[08:44:56] h4 I have a massive dislike for scrum
[08:45:08] h4 as well as agile software development
[08:45:16] h4 the shit I got exposed to just meant more stress and work for me
[08:45:21] h4 while still failing to deliver on time
[08:45:34] h4 could be our project manager was just horribly bad at his job
[08:45:58] h4 it's probably not a good sign if the entire team meets up for bbq and does not even bother inviting the project manager and team manager lol
[08:47:13] h4 no need either. I already hate it lol
[08:49:32] h4 gotta do the dishes now as well
[09:14:54] h4 why don't you cook something instead?
[09:15:11] h4 !bang
[09:15:13] h4 !!!
[09:15:46] h4 ich beobachte dich
[09:26:00] h4 in the office even?
[09:53:18] h4 grungebarbie
[09:53:25] h4 wtf?
[09:53:27] h4 also
[09:53:29] h4 show pic
[09:53:31] h4 of futon
[09:53:33] h4 if it didn't turn out "that bad"
[09:54:01] h4 goddamn americunts
[09:54:23] h4 I could join this evening
[09:54:25] h4 for a while
[09:54:33] h4 definetely not as long as the other days though
[09:54:38] h4 gotta go to the office tomorrow
[09:54:51] h4 and I really don't want to stay there longer than necessary
[09:55:03] h4 Frogorg said he probably can't tonight either
[09:55:16] h4 so Mikoolo will have to represent the europeans
[09:55:49] h4 well I liked you there
[09:56:08] h4 your english is still new and interesting
[09:56:14] h4 gimme a day or two to get annoyed by it
[09:58:12] h4 you're a cunt Mikoolo
[10:00:36] h4 watch your bed Mikoolo
[10:00:41] h4 you know how she rolls
[10:00:57] h4 celebrity references
[10:01:00] h4 don'T work on many europeans
[10:01:06] h4 bo--om
[10:01:18] h4 :)
[10:02:16] h4 alright suzy
[10:02:18] h4 we got it
[10:02:23] h4 you shit your bed from time to time
[10:02:29] h4 we won't mention it if you don't either
[10:03:38] h4 damnit
[10:03:41] h4 sorry
[10:03:55] h4 lol
[10:04:05] h4 LoRdLoSs is a new one
[10:04:07] h4 we should not kick :/
[10:04:19] h4 but it was fun to do it together
[10:04:22] h4 sorry again LoRdLoSs
[10:04:24] h4 :D
[10:04:32] h4 who eats ass?
[10:04:34] h4 what?
[10:04:47] h4 her ass?
[10:04:50] h4 ~5/10
[10:05:10] h4 that's also 50%
[10:05:17] h4 that is not possible
[10:05:19] h4 you can't be 90% ass
[10:05:50] h4 your fault Mikoolo
[10:05:53] h4 later pankakes o/
[10:06:03] h4 <3
[10:06:54] h4 .yt sepultura orgasmatron
[10:09:20] h4 denied!
[10:09:31] h4 LoRdLoSs: good weed?
[10:33:21] h4 oh that moron
[10:33:30] h4 he is always missing out
[10:33:32] h4 too shy
[10:33:47] h4 chronic will be a hacker before ComputerTech joins us
[10:33:58] h4 I did?
[10:34:07] h4 you left right after me, did you not?
[10:34:09] h4 hey ComputerTech o/
[10:37:08] h4 lol
[10:39:27] h4 when will your living conditions improve ComputerTech?
[10:39:31] h4 will you get a proper mic at some point?
[10:39:36] h4 maybe a room with some privacy?
[10:40:30] h4 very sad
[10:40:38] h4 that way he can never join
[10:40:51] h4 right
[10:40:54] h4 it's ComputerMigraine
[10:40:59] h4 *mimimi I'm not in the mood*
[10:41:13] h4 that flew over your head yesterday as we ll
[10:41:15] h4 *well
[10:41:17] h4 oh why bother?
[10:41:19] h4 .quote read 994
[10:41:23] h4 .quote read 993
[10:41:31] h4 i deserve +q for that
[10:41:39] h4 I'm a channel changer
[10:42:24] h4 9998 :D
[10:43:09] h4 Frogorg: sounds like a weak chair then
[10:43:12] h4 if it can'T handle Frogorg
[10:43:17] h4 Mikoolo: waait
[10:43:21] h4 that sounds nice and wrong
[10:43:30] h4 ComputerTech: just no
[10:43:34] h4 what's not to understand?
[10:43:48] h4 he is highly disappointed in you
[10:43:58] h4 as are we
[10:44:31] h4 I'll be going to watch The Americans now and take a nap after
[10:44:34] h4 later homies o/
[12:37:01] h4 hey foxy o/
[12:37:40] h4 hey Batmanhush
[12:39:57] h4 LoRdLoSs: what did you just call me?
[12:40:09] h4 the bird?
[12:40:13] h4 or the fruit?
[12:43:37] h4 I see your pole
[12:45:43] h4 why do you keep showing us your broken pole?
[12:46:20] h4 but you look healthier than his broken pole
[12:48:31] h4 DasSkript reminds me of thefathermind
[12:48:39] h4 didn't he leave when DasSkript showed up?
[12:48:51] h4 ComputerTech: funny thing
[12:48:53] h4 I'm still not +q
[12:49:10] h4 guess I'm no longer needed then
[12:49:51] h4 are you making fun of my weather now too?
[12:50:11] h4 CyberKnight: how long do you know ComputerTech?
[12:50:42] h4 say no more
[12:51:46] h4 something funny?
[12:54:49] h4 ah yes
[12:54:51] h4 the full stack developer
[12:55:20] h4 You'll usually find me by finding broken stuff, which was probably broken by me.
[12:55:33] h4 I am from Ireland, and I spend most of my time on IRC.
[12:55:35] h4 sad
[12:56:06] h4 Frogorg: don't tell him
[12:56:11] h4 but that happens a lot :D
[12:56:42] h4 your blog is really taking off
[12:56:46] h4 PADDING LEFT DUDE?
[12:56:51] h4 this is at the edge of my browser
[12:57:08] h4 why did you remove dark mode?
[12:57:24] h4 librewolf tries to resist fingerprinting so the "os setting" does not apply here
[12:57:35] h4 also fuck websites that try to gather info about my os
[12:58:08] h4 btw your forum is again being flooded by shitty ads
[12:58:25] h4 that sad face on that woman
[12:58:54] h4 clearly not a human doing this
[12:59:18] h4 it's time to take the forum out to the backyard
[13:01:09] h4 self.os = ['Ubuntu', 'FreeBSD', 'Windows']
[13:01:13] h4 FreeBSD huh?
[13:01:21] h4 you can probably give me advice on jails then
[13:01:35] h4 so why use freebsd then? :/
[13:02:06] h4 dude
[13:02:09] h4 12k threads
[13:02:11] h4 with the same ad
[13:02:17] h4 I'd say those are ads on your forum
[13:02:24] h4 ffs lol
[13:02:48] h4 oh we will give you heat alright
[13:02:50] h4 my_profile = AboutMe()
[13:02:56] h4 mr. I mix snakecase and PascalCAse
[13:03:02] h4 !bang
[13:03:20] h4 DasBrain: KICK ME!
[13:03:31] h4 KICK ME
[13:03:44] h4 rude
[13:04:12] h4 print(f'I\'m a {self.about}.')
[13:04:14] h4 you know
[13:04:17] h4 if you didn't use single quotes
[13:04:21] h4 you would not have to escape that one
[13:04:32] h4 bandit: only fair
[13:04:34] h4 keeping the balance
[13:04:43] h4 you prefer them, huh?
[13:04:52] h4 please start doing shit in C
[13:05:20] h4 aaaaaand he's gone
[13:05:32] h4 fastest brb yet
[13:05:37] h4 are you gonna ignore Frogorg's comment then?
[13:05:42] h4 *Frogorgs
[13:05:48] h4 bandit: lol
[13:05:53] h4 by hand
[13:06:01] h4 within the interface
[13:06:17] h4 unfortunately ComputerTech can't join our jitsi for the foreseeable future
[13:06:21] h4 the russian ad bot is faster than him
[13:06:46] h4 multiple accounts
[13:06:54] h4 it's not a single account ComputerTech
[13:07:11] h4 there is a gay nsfw page? :D
[13:07:22] h4 oh
[13:07:31] h4 we never trolled you
[13:07:36] h4 we told you the truth
[13:07:45] h4 how is it our fault that you automatically get bullied by the truth?
[13:08:14] h4 simmer down tors
[13:08:18] h4 no need to call foxy things now
[13:08:43] h4 foxy: does that make your hubby the devil?
[13:08:54] h4 oh my D:
[13:09:15] h4 deep
[13:12:50] h4 oh lol
[13:12:54] h4 but ComputerTech can't be fixed
[13:13:38] h4 lol
[13:14:09] h4 oof
[13:14:25] h4 emergency and rescue mode :D
[13:14:48] h4 or just using btrfs from the beginning and rebooting into an old snapshot
[13:14:59] h4 should suffice though
[13:15:09] h4 if you get a shell on the system and can run the package manager
[13:15:30] h4 why didn't you call ComputerTech for assistance? :D
[13:16:15] h4 was that when he ruined it with python pip as root?
[13:16:59] h4 and apt can't recover from that?
[13:17:35] h4 Mikoolo: now that you started jizzing with people from the internet - will you still be looking for a job?
[13:20:37] h4 I think he is aware of Poul and his kitchen :D
[13:20:55] h4 uuuuh the fallout show got released
[13:21:09] h4 Mikoolo: but you would go if he did?? D:
[13:21:38] h4 that's the safe route
[13:22:17] h4 foxy: given Aimees size and assumed health
[13:22:24] h4 I guess her heartbeat makes her entire body shake
[13:22:28] h4 thus the wacky camera movement
[13:29:10] h4 bandit: that is also possible
[13:30:17] h4 wez: 8=D~
[14:40:17] h4 you do
[14:40:20] h4 I will too
[15:20:38] h4 ya foxy!
[15:20:40] h4 why though?
[15:20:45] h4 oh because you are off on sunday :D
[16:00:16] h4 fucking idiot
[16:00:33] h4 hey topaz ;)
[16:01:20] h4 NO IDEA
[16:01:23] h4 annoyed me though
[16:01:26] h4 fucking capslok
[16:01:29] h4 *capslock
[16:55:15] h4 you better not talk about frogorg like that!
[16:55:24] h4 I will fight for his honour
[16:55:31] h4 pirateed version :D
[16:55:35] h4 *pirated
[16:55:37] h4 also you're weird
[16:57:09] h4 how would I know?
[16:57:18] h4 do I look like I'm from former soviet unino?
[16:57:21] h4 *union
[16:57:29] h4 oh well then
[17:00:29] h4 wof: yeah money is not the issue though
[17:00:39] h4 having to either let windows see the internet or having to emulate windows binaries is
[17:00:49] h4 I'm fine with an offline windows
[17:00:55] h4 I'm not fine with an unleashed windows
[17:03:01] h4 no but that's not my network
[17:03:04] h4 so fuck their hardware
[17:04:14] h4 also the office lol
[17:04:16] h4 barely work there
[17:05:14] h4 but still as long as no machine I own has windows running that connects to the internet
[17:05:16] h4 I'm fine
[17:05:25] h4 and lets face it. The only windows I got running is for nice singleplayer games
[17:09:29] h4 HelderHeid: did not
[17:09:40] h4 Mikoolo: yeah and it only was good back then :D
[17:12:47] h4 Mikoolo: also the bombs just appeared
[17:12:50] h4 there was no plane
[17:13:06] h4 and the shockwave should have at least blown them into the windows
[17:13:09] h4 but hey, lets not be picky
[17:16:37] h4 having to put in effort to remove stuff you don't want in the first place
[17:16:47] h4 like candy crush, minecraft installer, xbox game bar and all the other shit nobody asked for
[17:16:51] h4 what an experience!
[17:17:06] h4 hey user, here's a shitty pixelated weather icon in your taskbar
[17:17:11] h4 it opens msn.com for your convenience
[17:17:17] h4 since you love ai-generated news
[17:17:39] h4 hey we noticed you removed this overgrown useless search bar which just opens the start menu anyways
[17:17:41] h4 so we put it back for you
[17:17:58] h4 would you not want to see some ads on your lockscreen?
[17:18:00] h4 say no more!
[17:18:02] h4 adding it now
[17:18:15] h4 what? Huh? Settings that give all options like control panel once did?
[17:18:20] h4 no sorry, we're not working on that
[17:18:27] h4 but check out these cool AI features we added for your convenience
[17:18:51] h4 oh have you signed up to microsoft yet? We will make that mandatory from now on
[17:19:08] h4 also you need modern hardware now to install it, in case you want to run excel and we all know how shitty our software is
[17:19:18] h4 lets just not fuck around with old hardware anymore
[17:19:20] h4 ok enough ranting
[17:19:57] h4 no
[17:20:00] h4 we should absolutely not
[17:20:22] h4 use reactos if you are so inclined to be special
[17:20:53] h4 maybe use GNU Hurd instead of one bsd or linux kernel
[17:20:57] h4 userspace can be whatever you want it to be
[17:21:10] h4 hey sushi-chan !
[17:21:25] h4 .protect sushi-chan
[17:21:28] h4 incredible
[17:21:50] h4 all the fuckers around here
[17:23:09] h4 no
[17:23:11] h4 he is harmless
[17:23:23] h4 he just needs to be handled roughly
[17:23:31] h4 give him no quarter
[17:23:34] h4 challenge him at every step
[17:23:59] h4 dudley is a charme
[17:24:01] h4 give him a chance
[17:24:51] h4 you were probably too nice to him
[17:24:56] h4 he does not know how to handle that
[17:25:22] h4 not around here
[17:26:06] h4 oh I don'T dislike her for being rude
[17:26:10] h4 she's dumb as a rock
[17:26:24] h4 and she seems to be bragging about being just as dumb
[17:27:16] h4 but I haven't seen her in at least 6 months
[17:27:26] h4 so screw her
[17:29:49] h4 thought you were watching fallout
[17:29:51] h4 I like it so far
[17:30:20] h4 sushi-chan: sorry, meant Mikoolo :P
[17:37:59] h4 sushi-chan: why is the moon good?
[17:38:03] h4 or romantic?
[17:38:13] h4 it's just a celestial body that orbits our planet
[17:38:38] h4 it'S gravity is the only thing affecting us
[17:38:41] h4 maybe the light it reflects
[17:38:46] h4 *its
[17:39:58] h4 how so?
[17:40:42] h4 look at it
[17:40:44] h4 wtf
[17:40:46] h4 either explain what's going on
[17:40:48] h4 or stfu :D
[17:40:59] h4 wake up sheeple!!
[17:41:13] h4 Mikoolo: watch fallout lol
[17:43:25] h4 someone once called me homo oeconomicus
[17:43:30] h4 i was offended to say the least
[17:44:02] h4 sushi-chan: best course of action would be to kill him
[17:44:04] h4 to save others
[17:44:20] h4 poke them out
[17:44:25] h4 from a distance
[17:44:29] h4 this is a problem that could easily be solved
[17:44:32] h4 what are my taxes being used for?
[17:44:36] h4 why is that evil still running around then?
[17:46:23] h4 just throw your phone out
[17:47:27] h4 calm yourself sushi-chan
[17:47:50] h4 how's your studying going?
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