IRC Driven

[08:41:25] Mikoolo A morning

[08:41:26] Mikoolo .w

[09:08:12] Mikoolo Golden as in made from gold or golden in the same way as golden showers?

[09:11:47] Mikoolo You're not doing yourself any favours, Ice`.

[09:13:32] Mikoolo We know that, Ice`. No need to remind us about it.

[09:14:33] Mikoolo Wouldn't surprise me if he read your sentenc as "Tiktok and Instagram is made by the same company!", h4.

[09:14:37] Mikoolo sentence *

[09:16:12] Mikoolo Spy on the users?

[09:16:43] Mikoolo Well tiktok has been caught spying on their users tho.

[09:19:03] Mikoolo Sean Combs is his real name, wez.

[09:19:09] Mikoolo People call him The Black Epstein

[09:22:46] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExczMxbDlsZWYwMmZwYTQzamxtdG9taWZuM2t6N3Ryb2RrbzduamlheCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/MJEqIEFb8Ei6A/giphy.gif

[09:24:24] Mikoolo I went on a 5km walk yesterday Frogorg. But I lazied out and took the bus home.

[09:24:42] Mikoolo Would have been a 10km walk if I walked back.

[09:25:11] Mikoolo There wasn't much for the other people to see except the occasional car and darkness.

[09:25:42] Mikoolo yee

[09:36:59] Mikoolo You should, Frogorg.

[09:37:03] Mikoolo And now I too want pizza.

[09:39:00] Mikoolo G'day deadly.

[09:39:28] Mikoolo ye

[09:39:39] Mikoolo Are you ok, deadly?

[09:39:54] Mikoolo Stop talking about pizza. I am getting hungry now.

[09:40:05] Mikoolo And want to go the pizzeria and get one.

[09:41:05] Mikoolo No

[09:41:33] Mikoolo He got shanghai'd last night by a ukranian recruitment representative.

[09:41:42] Mikoolo He'll be waking up within ukranian borders any minute now.

[09:46:44] Mikoolo bbl gonna go out while it's sunshine outside.

[10:22:57] Mikoolo I have steadily been building up gifs for that event, Frogorg.

[10:23:02] Mikoolo Of people tipping imaginary hats.

[10:24:52] Mikoolo I found female h4 https://uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/tumblr_miy3e8nzo31s10dr8o1_500.gif

[10:50:32] Mikoolo So it's the human version of that person then, h4?

[11:06:34] Mikoolo I am considering buying a "gubbkeps".

[11:06:37] Mikoolo .t sv en gubbkeps

[11:07:15] Mikoolo We call them Gubbkeps, gubbe = old man, keps = cap.

[11:23:37] Mikoolo Good night grungebarbie.

[12:46:42] Mikoolo How depressing, Ice`.

[12:47:50] Mikoolo I don't like mosquitos, horseflies, wasps, heat, people walking everywhere.

[12:48:01] Mikoolo Loud mopeds.

[12:48:09] Mikoolo Tourists.

[12:48:47] Mikoolo These are horseflies if you don't know, Ice`. https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabanidae

[12:50:06] Mikoolo Also I don't like seagulls either.

[12:50:14] Mikoolo Yeah

[12:51:57] Mikoolo Also here Ice`, nsfw https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e8/3a/2f/e83a2fd9981adc7bec8db4f1884ea230.jpg

[12:52:06] Mikoolo Nothing prevents girls from driving these in bikini as you can see.

[12:54:15] Mikoolo 404 Ice`

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[12:59:43] Mikoolo kk

[13:00:21] Mikoolo inb4 someone misquites hgttg

[13:00:40] Mikoolo bernard depardieu

[13:00:47] Mikoolo bernard gepardfood

[13:00:57] Mikoolo gerard burnell

[13:01:22] Mikoolo .ww

[13:01:24] Mikoolo .tt

[13:01:31] Mikoolo You're closing in, wildting2.

[13:01:35] Mikoolo I feel threatened by you.

[13:01:50] Mikoolo I should /kb wildting2 to prevent your advances.

[13:03:34] Mikoolo You ain't linked to a bot on the diagram for me, Ice`.

[13:03:40] Mikoolo ANd I refreshed it like 5 times.

[13:04:16] Mikoolo We chould have CC remove his avatar from chanstats.

[13:04:30] Mikoolo Is that avatar CC keyhole?

[13:04:35] Mikoolo Or CC person?

[13:07:36] Mikoolo ComputerCunt

[13:07:41] Mikoolo Thats what his avatar stands for.

[13:10:04] Mikoolo You're like the most popular person in the channel judging by the diagram, h4.

[13:11:51] Mikoolo "Is h4 stupid or just asking too many questions? 11% of his/her lines contained questions!"

[13:13:27] Mikoolo Damn it h4.

[13:13:36] Mikoolo You're more active in here than I am and I am unemployed.

[13:14:21] Mikoolo I do like that neither of us are active from 0:00 to 05:59.

[13:14:46] Mikoolo True

[13:15:06] Mikoolo I have one rule I follow when I am unemployed. Go to bed when I feel tired.

[13:15:45] Mikoolo Also I couldn't find a better choice of topic for today, h4.

[13:20:21] Mikoolo G'day pankakes.

[13:20:38] Mikoolo You missed out on nothing yesterday, pankakes.

[13:20:56] Mikoolo Just street lamps and eternal darkness on my 5km walk.

[13:21:53] Mikoolo Did you guys see much of the supermarket yesterday h4?

[13:21:59] Mikoolo Or did the camera decide to turn off?

[13:22:39] Mikoolo kk

[13:22:55] Mikoolo h4, you get to sing for pankakes.

[13:23:42] Mikoolo If I sang pankakes would be unable to sleep, h4.

[13:24:02] Mikoolo Imagine hearing my backstreet boys singing before you sleep.

[13:25:18] Mikoolo MKultra is considered a continuation of the nazi truth serum experiments where they rob the subject of their free will, h4.

[13:26:52] Mikoolo Oh look h4 https://youtu.be/GUN_sJcMZ6c

[13:28:07] Mikoolo If you want, pankakes. I could read the swedish empire wiki article for you over discord.

[13:28:31] Mikoolo You'd fall asleep quite fast from that.

[13:30:36] Mikoolo There I got the swedish empire wiki article up and ready when you are, pankakes.

[13:35:40] Mikoolo Ok no reading of the swedish empire wiki article then.

[13:37:04] Mikoolo Yes please, foxy.

[13:38:35] Mikoolo First living animal in space anniversary tomorrow.

[13:38:41] Mikoolo Poor Laika :(

[13:39:47] Mikoolo ooo

[13:39:48] Mikoolo OOOO

[13:40:03] Mikoolo Lincoln was short anniversary tomorrow, h4.

[13:40:06] Mikoolo shot *

[13:41:11] Mikoolo Titanic submarine transformation anniversary tomorrow, h4.

[13:41:38] Mikoolo not tomorrow, on monday.

[13:41:46] Mikoolo For the Titanic submarine tranformation.

[13:43:07] Mikoolo Thats when it became a franchise.

[13:43:12] Mikoolo Not the first mcd restaurant.

[13:43:27] Mikoolo True.

[13:49:30] Mikoolo Oh yeah foxy is in a different timezone that wof.

[13:50:33] Mikoolo April 16th b-day of lsd, h4.

[13:51:58] Mikoolo I don't think they roll either, foxy. They probably got a forklift.

[14:02:37] Mikoolo You look mexican, wof.

[14:04:00] Mikoolo I'm bald but I don't recommend anyone getting the cooking pot haircut style that you have there, wof.

[14:04:35] Mikoolo Suuuure thats you.

[14:04:41] Mikoolo I 100% believe you, wof.

[14:05:08] Mikoolo Ah.

[14:05:24] Mikoolo Your wife and your frends, and they left you up there alone wof :(

[14:06:30] Mikoolo Oh, wof is the bald old man in his 50's, twentytwo?

[14:06:54] Mikoolo Nah thats his friends and his wife, twentytwo.

[14:06:58] Mikoolo They are the ones highfiving.

[14:07:07] Mikoolo They didn't invite him to the highfiving, twentytwo.

[14:07:23] Mikoolo "<&wof> My wife and my friends doing the high five"

[14:07:44] Mikoolo He looks like a old woman, wof.

[14:07:49] Mikoolo Oh right, I read left.

[14:08:10] Mikoolo Oh, wb ComputerTech.

[14:09:21] Mikoolo Which of your friends are standing behind your wife, wof?

[14:10:06] Mikoolo naah

[14:10:09] Mikoolo "<&wof> My wife and my friends doing the high five"

[14:10:13] Mikoolo Thats not you, wof.

[14:10:16] Mikoolo Thats one of your friends.

[14:11:45] Mikoolo I used to look like a weird hobo until a few days ago zof. I know how it feels to have a shitty haircut.

[14:11:50] Mikoolo wof *

[14:12:43] Mikoolo no

[14:12:55] Mikoolo I'm out of whisky now, zof. The bottle lasted since january.

[14:13:44] Mikoolo It's ok zof.

[14:13:53] Mikoolo I insult people all the time so it's ok to insult me, zof.

[14:14:12] Mikoolo If I can't handle whats dished at me then I shouldn't dish out to other people.

[14:16:26] Mikoolo Oh they got a canadian rye whisky in the liqour store in town.

[14:16:29] Mikoolo Bever's Dram.

[14:16:34] Mikoolo Beaver's Dram *

[14:18:36] Mikoolo Good son zof checking out the house alarm.

[14:19:56] Mikoolo He didn't greet me back either, h4.

[14:22:32] Mikoolo Old but gold, Salvaje.

[14:23:49] Mikoolo ComputerCunt, zof.

[14:24:10] Mikoolo Thats what his avatar says on chanstats and rizon and github, zof.

[14:24:20] Mikoolo It's a C with a smaller C inside it.

[14:24:26] Mikoolo Hence ComputerCunt.

[14:25:32] Mikoolo Same as last month.

[14:27:04] Mikoolo Could be removed in the future.

[14:27:30] Mikoolo Either by myself while on morphine right outside the ER if they decide that the stitches can't be removed.

[14:27:37] Mikoolo Or by the doctors themselves.

[14:28:27] Mikoolo Rather have the later and I'll ask if I can have the eyeball in a jar of formaldehyde or something.

[14:28:36] Mikoolo And put it up on display.

[14:29:20] Mikoolo Your own physical eye?

[14:29:52] Mikoolo Meh I hoped you'd say yes so I could have replied with "Accepted!"

[14:48:43] Mikoolo So, how was your night out with your mum, ComputerTech?

[14:49:29] Mikoolo You didn't even join us last night when I took everyone on a 5km walk, ComputerTech.

[14:49:57] Mikoolo See, with your mum.

[14:50:03] Mikoolo Here in sweden, wez.

[14:50:25] Mikoolo You were probably asleep at the time.

[14:50:33] Mikoolo Or at work.

[14:50:56] Mikoolo I even showed people in the room what a swedish grocerystore looked like, wez.

[14:51:24] Mikoolo Yes.

[14:51:39] Mikoolo Shelves upon shelves of pickled fish.

[14:51:57] Mikoolo And in one dusty corner they had wood and paper utensils for people to eat them on the go.

[14:52:16] Mikoolo Shelf stable.

[14:52:56] Mikoolo Oh sudnyS is about.

[15:57:04] Mikoolo Herr h4.

[15:57:52] Mikoolo Didn't you shave your head earlier this week?

[15:57:59] Mikoolo Or do you shave it more often than I do?

[15:58:03] Mikoolo Ah

[15:58:12] Mikoolo jitsi peer pressure?

[15:59:07] Mikoolo You shouldn't let it force you do skip stuff you want to do.

[15:59:12] Mikoolo to *

[15:59:38] Mikoolo lol h4 https://i.redd.it/d13qne6lggn41.png

[16:21:04] Mikoolo Are you winning, auntie?

[16:21:48] Mikoolo You.

[16:22:00] Mikoolo You don't remember saying it was ok for me to call you that?

[16:22:05] Mikoolo Over the other alternatives.

[16:22:54] Mikoolo Here, for you Ice`. https://youtu.be/L10nevxW35U

[16:24:53] Mikoolo I called you mum first, pankakes.

[16:54:49] Mikoolo .cc time to monday in seconds

[16:55:11] Mikoolo .cc 137110 seconds to days

[16:55:35] Mikoolo .cc one year in milliseconds

[16:55:41] Mikoolo boo

[16:55:46] Mikoolo .cc one year in seconds

[17:52:14] Mikoolo h4, titus's toaster oven speach really hit close to home.

[17:54:01] Mikoolo Do you turn mexican or lobster in the sun, End3r?

[17:54:16] Mikoolo I turn lobster in the sun.

[17:54:23] Mikoolo Boiled lobster look a like I am.

[17:54:52] Mikoolo Yeah Salvaje.

[17:55:12] Mikoolo They are part of the 50cent army, Salvaje.

[17:55:21] Mikoolo A little pink, Salvaje.

[17:55:35] Mikoolo .u little pink

[17:56:01] Mikoolo Thats because you're non verbal autistic.

[17:56:28] Mikoolo .w -n Valware

[17:56:39] Mikoolo Seems like they are still larping as a swede, Salvaje. You are right.

[17:56:56] Mikoolo Good morning, Frogorg.

[17:57:14] Mikoolo Stockholm is the worst place in sweden.

[17:57:25] Mikoolo Malmö comes in really close on second place.

[17:57:56] Mikoolo Same way you did when you put it.

[17:58:16] Mikoolo No eidetic memory then.

[17:58:46] Mikoolo You can check your logs and see there how you did it.

[17:59:49] Mikoolo Same.

[18:00:09] Mikoolo No, if you did then we couldn't call you a swede-larper, Valware.

[18:00:22] Mikoolo And heckle you for chosing the worst place in sweden.

[18:01:16] Mikoolo You remind me of thefathermind with that picture, End3r.

[18:02:24] Mikoolo And no anus mouth either.

[18:02:54] Mikoolo Tho I hate you for one thing End3r.

[18:03:01] Mikoolo You got a full set of hair on your head.

[18:03:45] Mikoolo fu :(

[18:04:01] Mikoolo I went bald in my late 20's.

[18:04:40] Mikoolo Whenever I saw a new doctor after my accident I told them "I got something horrible to show you so please sit down first." then I took off my cap.

[18:05:03] Mikoolo Fuckers laughed at me :((((((((

[18:05:47] Mikoolo IT IS.

[18:06:11] Mikoolo I look like a hobo if I don't shave my head regularly.

[18:06:17] Mikoolo And I am too lazy to do that.

[18:06:56] Mikoolo no

[18:07:36] Mikoolo no

[18:07:43] Mikoolo Because theres nothing to talk about, h4.

[18:08:08] Mikoolo Don't make obvious ones then, h4.

[18:09:14] Mikoolo oh

[18:09:46] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg.

[18:10:02] Mikoolo fu Valware :(

[18:10:36] Mikoolo Dementia question: Frogorg did you see that I shaved?

[18:10:52] Mikoolo I shaved 2 days ago tho.

[18:11:22] Mikoolo I think it implies what you think it implies.

[18:11:33] Mikoolo I'll do a weird thing.

[18:11:48] Mikoolo Put on headphones on mein computer and talk to phone mic.

[18:12:57] Mikoolo Calling CPS ?

[18:13:03] Mikoolo Right Now?

[18:13:58] Mikoolo They died in his mothers womb, Valware.

[18:14:09] Mikoolo h4 practiced cannibalism as a fetus.

[18:17:33] Mikoolo I started one, Frogorg.

[18:17:37] Mikoolo Same room as before.

[18:18:19] Mikoolo Too seldom, \g.

[18:19:00] Mikoolo Wrong order for the last 2.

[18:19:18] Mikoolo It was a joke?

[18:23:59] Mikoolo grungebarbie are you awake?

[18:25:00] Mikoolo We're in jitsi, grungebarbie. Same room as before.

[18:33:52] Mikoolo We're in th same room as yesterday if you're interested, elcasey.

[18:35:09] Mikoolo ok

[18:47:01] Mikoolo grungebarbie foxy sent me this pic of herself a while ago https://i.imgur.com/ZLnRWyF.png

[18:47:58] Mikoolo Is that a challenge?

[18:48:15] Mikoolo btw second2050. If I post something thats NSFW I'll write NSFW either before or after the link.

[18:49:20] Mikoolo Here second2050 https://i.pinimg.com/474x/a1/40/a5/a140a5d7841379324521dd5f876cad67.jpg a happy looking cute girl with a big black cock

[18:50:52] Mikoolo no

[20:04:12] Mikoolo pankakes are you around?

[20:07:29] Mikoolo .w

[20:07:42] Mikoolo .w hamburger

[20:07:44] Mikoolo .w hamburg

[20:08:11] Mikoolo Do you wish to jitsi with us Salvaje?

[21:21:53] Mikoolo .t sv en dra åt helvete

[21:22:35] Mikoolo .t sv en tjena kexet står du här och smular

[21:37:18] Mikoolo .log

[21:38:03] Mikoolo I see you're a M, Salvaje.

[21:38:32] Mikoolo Masochist

[22:05:52] Mikoolo Be warned, Panik. You might get annoyed at some recons in the show.

[22:05:57] Mikoolo retcons*

[22:12:33] Mikoolo Yes h4?

[22:14:08] Mikoolo Just annoyed by the fucking screensharing that takes over my entire screen so I have to start pressing shit to see everyone at the same time again.

[22:15:10] Mikoolo I did the first time.

[22:15:18] Mikoolo Then the next screensharing overrode that.

[22:15:23] Mikoolo And so on.

[22:16:04] Mikoolo This is a good ragequit reason to go to bed aswell.

[22:42:11] Mikoolo What do you need help with, Salvaje?

[22:42:37] Mikoolo Ah the .cc cmd for Internets.

[22:42:48] Mikoolo .cc distance between soderhamn and stockholm

[22:43:02] Mikoolo .cc distance between lulea and stockholm

[22:43:13] Mikoolo You're too close to stockholm, Salvaje.

[22:43:44] Mikoolo And the fake swede is on and about.

[22:43:55] Mikoolo seena sejjen, va gö du?

[22:44:18] Mikoolo Harru skäggbiff?

[22:44:57] Mikoolo Raka dig då.

[22:45:39] Mikoolo \o/

[22:46:03] Mikoolo Frogorg, should I buy a bottle of whisky on monday?

[22:46:14] Mikoolo I nursed the previous bottle for like 3 months.

[22:46:32] Mikoolo I will say no to the alcohol.

[22:47:06] Mikoolo Saw a canadian rye whisky at one of the local systembolag and got curious.

[22:47:29] Mikoolo This one Salvaje https://www.systembolaget.se/produkt/sprit/beaver-s-dram-26701/

[22:48:38] Mikoolo It's a great invention compared to the liqour stores in the US, zof.

[22:48:49] Mikoolo Do you know why Salvaje?

[22:49:08] Mikoolo Some people would strongly disagree with me.

[22:49:14] Mikoolo Until I tell them why.

[22:49:38] Mikoolo Beer and shit could get more expensive if the hard liqour and strong beer market was privatized, Salvaje.

[22:49:56] Mikoolo And price differences vary across the municipalies.

[22:50:19] Mikoolo Indeed, Number1Stunna.

[22:51:08] Mikoolo Imagine if you live in a dry county and the closest liqour store to you in a neighbouring county has a 100% price increase compared to one in a big city 400 miles away, Number1Stunna.

[22:51:25] Mikoolo If not more.

[22:51:58] Mikoolo Quick way to get rich if you think about it.

[22:52:40] Mikoolo Reed the previous sentence that I highlighted you in, Number1Stunna.

[22:52:53] Mikoolo Read*

[22:53:06] Mikoolo Start your own liqourstore right next to the border to a dry county.

[22:53:47] Mikoolo Loads of smarter people than I have already thought about it and opened their own liqour stores.

[22:54:10] Mikoolo People come to you due to convenience. Unless they are going to hold a big party and decide it's worth it to go on a 400 mile tour.

[22:54:27] Mikoolo Sorry. I don't like lös.

[22:56:06] Mikoolo I might get a bottle of Bulleit Rye Whisky.

[22:56:17] Mikoolo .cc 422 sek to usd

[22:56:28] Mikoolo 46% abv

[22:56:32] Mikoolo 45 *

[22:57:09] Mikoolo Anyway now off to bed

[22:57:31] Mikoolo I will take your wise words into strong consideration Frogorg.

[23:05:58] Mikoolo Fuck Johnny Somali, surprises me that the IDF hasn't shot him yet.

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