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[05:50:05] Neo_Nemesis woo

[05:50:18] Neo_Nemesis caught a shop lifter red handed tonight

[05:50:49] Neo_Nemesis tried to say he walked in the soda, i called him on his shit as I watched him grab the item and walk outside with it

[05:51:00] Neo_Nemesis then the dumb mother fucker comes back in 5 min later without the drink, obv.

[05:51:20] Neo_Nemesis so me and the other boss start tagging him, he gets upset asking why we're following him, etc etc

[05:51:25] Neo_Nemesis kicked him out told him never to come back

[05:51:33] Neo_Nemesis "fuck you i got more money then you and your momma"

[05:51:45] Neo_Nemesis well good you're gonna need it for an attorney for stealing a $2 soda

[05:52:01] Neo_Nemesis stupid fuck

[05:57:45] Neo_Nemesis also got it all on camera as well

[05:57:57] Neo_Nemesis its a satisfying feeling when you bust a shop lifter, i'll tell you

[06:04:37] Neo_Nemesis also why sometimes I don't wear a name tag ;)

[06:04:51] Neo_Nemesis cant tell if im an employee or not

[06:05:11] Neo_Nemesis none of my work clothes have logos on them either, only the name tag ;)

[06:52:51] Neo_Nemesis I always pictured h4 as sounding like a singer from Rammstein

[06:52:59] Neo_Nemesis vety burly german sounding

[06:53:11] Neo_Nemesis very*

[06:53:54] Neo_Nemesis you should not speak of herr h4 in such a manner Mikoolo D:

[06:54:04] Neo_Nemesis :P

[06:54:36] Neo_Nemesis oooh h4 he brought out the big guns

[06:54:54] Neo_Nemesis xD

[06:57:03] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[06:57:05] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[06:57:08] Neo_Nemesis oi

[06:57:19] Neo_Nemesis !duckstats

[06:57:23] Neo_Nemesis hell

[06:58:44] Neo_Nemesis Panik: crypto is up

[06:59:18] Neo_Nemesis BTC is 64K

[06:59:44] Neo_Nemesis end of jan BTC 39K

[07:00:18] Neo_Nemesis Panik yea i see the dip too but thats only today

[07:00:38] Neo_Nemesis Mikoolo: LOL

[07:02:41] Neo_Nemesis Panik look at the last 3 months, its a steady climb up, and has dipped lower and gone back up

[07:03:22] Neo_Nemesis if i had more than 0.0000154 BTC I'd sell tbh

[07:04:03] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[07:04:06] Neo_Nemesis !reload

[07:04:16] Neo_Nemesis !reload

[07:05:12] Neo_Nemesis Panik: I doubt it will get as high as has before tho, tbh

[07:05:40] Neo_Nemesis and if i had at least 1 full BTC I'd sell rn tbh just because of what you're saying, I also see that

[07:06:48] Neo_Nemesis i would be making money at this point if I had enough to own a full BTC or multiple

[07:07:17] Neo_Nemesis Panik: yea but its also a very unsteady and unpredictable market right now

[07:07:29] Neo_Nemesis its teetering on that point where all it needs is that one good shove

[07:08:22] Neo_Nemesis hard to say but honestly if I had tens or hundreds of thousands in stocks at this point the way the market is, I would be selling

[07:09:05] Neo_Nemesis cos when all that shit crashes the pricing on shit is only going to get worse

[07:10:00] Neo_Nemesis Panik: thats the grand scheme of things. Make the litte guy take it so the big guys get out ok

[07:10:30] Neo_Nemesis good luck with that one

[07:10:46] Neo_Nemesis guranteed you have at least 5 armies at your doorstep lmao

[07:11:13] Neo_Nemesis Panik: thats something called NASA engineered clickbait

[07:12:24] Neo_Nemesis it doesnt matter if WWIII doesnt kill us AI is gonna enslave what's left

[07:14:30] Neo_Nemesis I've only ever sold $150 in stock but not crypto, and for that I got the amount sold for, and on US IRS taxes I was charge like $17 for the $150 I received

[07:15:01] Neo_Nemesis and the $150 I sold, I initially purched it at $7 a share and had a total of $38 worth at time of purchase

[07:15:39] Neo_Nemesis thats my stock market experience

[07:16:02] Neo_Nemesis I had a few dollars left in the account so I used to buy 18 doge coin and 0.0000154 BTC

[07:17:01] Neo_Nemesis and from here on any interest I make of the currently ($15) i'll put towards increasing the 0.0000154 BTC

[07:17:30] Neo_Nemesis Mikoolo: I wish we got free meds D:

[07:17:36] Neo_Nemesis meds are expensive asf here

[07:18:03] Neo_Nemesis even a bottle of tylenol for 15 pills is $20

[07:18:51] Neo_Nemesis grungebarbie: are they not already funneling money elsewhere?

[07:19:26] Neo_Nemesis grungebarbie: ah thats where the play money comes in, just print more!

[07:19:37] Neo_Nemesis true

[07:20:16] Neo_Nemesis im gonna start shopping with monopoly money

[07:20:49] Neo_Nemesis lol

[07:21:03] Neo_Nemesis south park is like immune to cancel culture

[07:21:27] Neo_Nemesis mr hanky the christmas poo

[07:22:01] Neo_Nemesis some south park episodes are hilarious

[07:22:16] Neo_Nemesis like the one where the kids are playing ninja and they get Butters in the eye with a ninja star

[07:22:24] Neo_Nemesis and dress him up like a dog and take him to the vet

[07:22:27] Neo_Nemesis lmao

[07:23:01] Neo_Nemesis h4 isnt making the bike move, he's rolling the earth undeath it

[07:24:06] Neo_Nemesis h4: what about the City Wok getting conquered by the Mongolians??

[07:24:16] Neo_Nemesis xD

[07:24:27] Neo_Nemesis Ooh Hi Mongorians!

[07:24:45] Neo_Nemesis (They conquer me last week, now all we have is shitty mongorian beef)

[07:26:02] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[07:26:38] Neo_Nemesis grungebarbie: I had a shoplifter at work tongiht LOL

[07:27:04] Neo_Nemesis Mikoolo: better wash your eyes with lemon juice to be sure

[07:27:33] Neo_Nemesis this guy walked out the store with a can of soda, right in front of me/with me following him outside

[07:28:03] Neo_Nemesis Mikoolo: perhaps

[07:28:48] Neo_Nemesis irishphone: I only followed at a distance to confirm he was taking merchandise

[07:29:06] Neo_Nemesis irishphone: I said nothing, confirmed visually, and went back inside to check cameras and notify the other manager

[07:29:35] Neo_Nemesis irishphone: but the dumbass came back in 5 min later

[07:29:41] Neo_Nemesis So we confronted him

[07:30:04] Neo_Nemesis he got all mad "why you following me bro"

[07:32:39] Neo_Nemesis grungebarbie: SF is trying to make it illegal for stores to close up shop

[07:32:49] Neo_Nemesis because crime is so rampant a lot of stores are pulling out

[07:33:25] Neo_Nemesis and the new minimum wage law has destroyed some businesses over night, apparently

[07:34:20] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[07:34:21] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[07:34:22] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[07:34:23] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[07:34:58] Neo_Nemesis shady's back

[07:35:01] Neo_Nemesis tell a friend

[07:35:49] Neo_Nemesis speaking of BK

[07:36:23] Neo_Nemesis grungebarbie: rn in Cali in beverly hills a whopper combo (regular whopper, med fries, med drink) is nearly $20

[07:37:13] Neo_Nemesis Frogog: da

[07:37:48] Neo_Nemesis Frogorg: In my local city the same combo meal is $13

[07:38:20] Neo_Nemesis the cheapest place I found a whopper combo in the USA was in Cleveland Ohio

[07:38:25] Neo_Nemesis for roughtly $10

[07:38:46] Neo_Nemesis thats via online menus

[07:40:41] Neo_Nemesis Frogorg: same, I have had a craving for a whopper but the prices just make it not worth it

[07:40:52] Neo_Nemesis when I was a kid BK used to sell the whopper for 99 cents

[07:41:39] Neo_Nemesis groceries arent too bad here, I'm in Arizona

[07:41:45] Neo_Nemesis fast food is ridiculous tho

[07:42:22] Neo_Nemesis grungebarbie: the corner stone of fast food was cheap pricing and convenience.

[07:42:39] Neo_Nemesis They've removed convenience with 'self serve' kiosks and over priced shit

[07:43:24] Neo_Nemesis that was the point of self checkout and self service kiosks

[07:43:29] Neo_Nemesis eliminate wages

[07:43:32] Neo_Nemesis now theft is thru the roof

[07:44:02] Neo_Nemesis grungebarbie: some places do and insurance only covers so much

[07:44:42] Neo_Nemesis grungebarbie: like that guy tonight, we have camera footage of him doing it, but will the store actually do anything about it?

[07:45:04] Neo_Nemesis Likely not, because its a $2 can of soda, and too much money on their end to prosecute.

[07:45:35] Neo_Nemesis yea

[07:46:03] Neo_Nemesis but you also got that one guy who was asleep in his home, someone broke into his house, he shoots them, and somehow he gets charged with assualt for shooting the intruder

[07:47:04] Neo_Nemesis the USA is fuckd

[07:47:39] Neo_Nemesis being invaded from the south, economy is shit, military is weak because all these woke kids dont have the balls to the serve their country

[07:47:43] Neo_Nemesis I mean the list goes on and on

[07:48:23] Neo_Nemesis irishphone: theres a fine line between mentally unwell and brainwashed

[07:49:30] Neo_Nemesis irishphone: very true

[07:49:55] Neo_Nemesis usa was in the middle east for way too long

[07:50:00] Neo_Nemesis and the way we left, was embarassing

[07:50:54] Neo_Nemesis I support military service in the sense of homeland security

[07:51:22] Neo_Nemesis sadly, our world is corrupt and militaries are used for other reasons with a masking tape label of 'sekuritee'

[07:51:56] Neo_Nemesis well corporate elite or not, war is about upon us

[07:53:03] Neo_Nemesis I'm too old and broken for the US draft, unless they change the requirements

[07:53:12] Neo_Nemesis just barely, max age is 35, im 37

[07:53:26] Neo_Nemesis tho they havent drafted since the nam

[07:53:56] Neo_Nemesis Syndus: make youtube videos about it and get rich!

[07:54:17] Neo_Nemesis Syndus: idk tbh

[07:54:56] Neo_Nemesis Oops I dropped my hammer and sickel. *Russian guy* You mean our hammer and sickel.

[07:55:45] Neo_Nemesis grungebarbie: it is corrupt currently. Extremely so

[07:56:00] Neo_Nemesis everything is an offense

[07:56:35] Neo_Nemesis I saw a lady upset on a tiktok video because her son identifies as a cat and the vet refuses to see him

[07:56:43] Neo_Nemesis like wtf

[07:57:16] Neo_Nemesis lol

[07:58:02] Neo_Nemesis Syndus I think it was gender triangled clownself from shits creek named Moonbean

[07:59:07] Neo_Nemesis you can do whatever you want, all im saying is when your kid tells you he identifies as a cat, and you go with it and try to take him to a vet

[07:59:23] Neo_Nemesis i mean

[07:59:32] Neo_Nemesis you gotta draw the line somewhere

[07:59:59] Neo_Nemesis i dont care about any general persons feelings

[08:00:12] Neo_Nemesis I'm sorry but a general person is not important enought to give me an instruction manual on how to talk to them

[08:00:14] Neo_Nemesis fuck you

[08:00:15] Neo_Nemesis lol

[08:01:03] Neo_Nemesis I'm not rude or mean to anyone, unless you come at me with a sitty attitude first lol

[08:02:50] Neo_Nemesis Syndus: but at the same time, if their spouting woke bullshit, I too have succumbed to rage lol

[08:02:58] Neo_Nemesis they're

[08:03:54] Neo_Nemesis My lines are automatically drawn, once you cross them thats it lol.

[08:04:23] Neo_Nemesis if you approach me asking me my preferred pronouns, you just crossed the line

[08:05:12] Neo_Nemesis or how you need special treatment because you have 3 genders and need a special fucking bathroom, good bye

[08:05:38] Neo_Nemesis you know, a lot of places that have these 'gender neutral' bathrooms, the facilities have had an increase in reports of sexual harassment

[08:06:03] Neo_Nemesis tits or gtfo

[08:06:22] Neo_Nemesis show me your bobs

[08:06:35] Neo_Nemesis bobs pls

[08:06:42] Neo_Nemesis if you havent seen that video

[08:06:46] Neo_Nemesis shame on you

[08:07:25] Neo_Nemesis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c394rE1bfc0

[08:09:12] Neo_Nemesis >.>

[08:09:29] Neo_Nemesis well

[08:09:37] Neo_Nemesis we are in the land of confusion

[08:09:38] Neo_Nemesis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq7FKO5DlV0

[08:11:48] Neo_Nemesis Syndus: ha <3 Genesis tho

[08:11:51] Neo_Nemesis "There's too many men, too many people, Making too many problems, And not much love to go 'round, Can't you see this is a land of confusion?"

[08:13:11] Neo_Nemesis Syndus: definitely a weird video, but there were a lot of weird videos in the 90s lol

[18:39:56] Neo_Nemesis just bought some new weed called Lemon Pastries

[18:40:08] Neo_Nemesis nice and sticky and almost smells lemony

[18:40:34] Neo_Nemesis 23% thc

[18:40:48] Neo_Nemesis its not very skunky that i can tell

[18:40:56] Neo_Nemesis its got a pretty unique smell

[18:40:59] Neo_Nemesis for weed

[18:41:02] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[18:41:03] Neo_Nemesis !reload

[18:41:03] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[18:41:05] Neo_Nemesis !reload

[18:41:05] Neo_Nemesis !bang

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[18:41:48] Neo_Nemesis it hits good, and tastes kinda fruity

[18:41:58] Neo_Nemesis i just buy flower

[18:42:04] Neo_Nemesis sometimes vape

[18:42:54] Neo_Nemesis i need to buy some papers

[18:42:59] Neo_Nemesis I havent smoked a joint in ages

[18:43:22] Neo_Nemesis i usually dont care about the name, just the thc content and strain

[18:43:40] Neo_Nemesis this one is just unique because it kinda smells like a lemon pastry

[18:44:17] Neo_Nemesis tho I do like purps, because usually, they're actually purple and generally dank

[18:44:45] Neo_Nemesis edibles dont work for me :(

[18:44:52] Neo_Nemesis oh its a bud

[18:45:12] Neo_Nemesis that looks pretty good

[18:45:48] Neo_Nemesis ive never tried oils or dabs, and don't really want to for the reason of its strength

[18:45:52] Neo_Nemesis it'll make weed useless to me

[18:46:13] Neo_Nemesis Ive got a high tolerance

[18:46:22] Neo_Nemesis thats why edibles dont work well for me I think

[18:46:40] Neo_Nemesis I ate a whole bag of gummies and only felt stoned for about a half hour lol

[18:46:48] Neo_Nemesis and didnt even feel retarded stoned

[18:47:09] Neo_Nemesis the only time ive ever been able to acheive retarded stoned is thru flower

[18:47:36] Neo_Nemesis i do want to try some drinks tho

[18:48:13] Neo_Nemesis i got one free packet once at the dispo but it sucked and had no flavor

[18:48:18] Neo_Nemesis and i didnt feel any different

[18:51:55] Neo_Nemesis oh yea, every time i go to Colorado (dad lives there) I make sure to bring at least $100 for weed lmao

[18:52:31] Neo_Nemesis last time i bought this shit called tropicila or something like that 29% thc

[18:52:47] Neo_Nemesis and it stunk to high heaven

[18:53:00] Neo_Nemesis like the moment you pop the container open, the entire room smells like skunk

[18:53:57] Neo_Nemesis Colorado has good weed, and good exploring/adventuring

[18:55:02] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[18:55:03] Neo_Nemesis !reload

[18:55:04] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[18:55:05] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[18:55:14] Neo_Nemesis lol

[18:56:12] Neo_Nemesis Das booooot

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