IRC Driven

[06:17:28] h4 good morning

[06:21:58] h4 well that's your advanced age

[06:23:32] h4 hi \g

[06:23:54] h4 lol

[06:23:58] h4 I just got out of bed

[06:24:01] h4 you have fun though

[06:24:34] h4 and don't drink any beverages 1 hour before sleeping

[06:25:22] h4 sorry to say this

[06:25:25] h4 but you will wake up to pee

[06:25:58] h4 I had that recently

[06:26:02] h4 and did not piss my bed

[06:26:06] h4 that was so much harder as a kid

[06:29:04] h4 grungebarbie: so why did you leave all of a sudden yesterday?

[06:29:09] h4 did a wild job appeared? :D

[06:29:13] h4 *appear

[06:29:28] h4 *grungebarbie throws application at job*

[06:29:30] h4 lol

[06:29:37] h4 poor grungebarbie got lost in the driveway again

[06:29:45] h4 locking wookie in the shed out of spite

[06:30:49] h4 Herr Frogorg

[06:31:26] h4 https://i.imgur.com/zyytDfS.png < topaz

[06:31:47] h4 that's crackbarbie after wookie shat on her bed

[06:32:19] h4 she always has this shit-eating grin on her face

[06:32:25] h4 when she hit the pipe

[06:35:05] h4 congrats

[06:35:07] h4 skipped gym then?

[06:35:22] h4 doesn't matter

[06:35:25] h4 good nights sleep worth more

[06:44:56] h4 you missed toni

[06:46:28] h4 right? :D

[06:47:38] h4 looked pretty normal for a german his age though

[06:48:25] h4 what are you trying to get at here?

[06:48:57] h4 D:

[06:49:13] h4 dissing h4 seems to be a thing now

[06:49:23] h4 first they tell me I sound american

[06:49:26] h4 now I'm a psycho

[06:50:08] h4 topaz: good save :D

[06:50:36] h4 :D

[06:50:44] h4 I'll take this one guys

[06:50:48] h4 she probably hates american english

[06:50:55] h4 and I sound like an american

[06:51:03] h4 she expected this nice german accents

[06:51:08] h4 and now she is disgusted by me

[06:51:10] h4 :D

[06:51:25] h4 oh he doesn't have that much of an accent

[06:51:30] h4 but doesn't sound american either

[06:53:50] h4 you guys suck

[06:53:58] h4 I can dish out like a champ

[06:54:02] h4 but I can't take any blows

[06:54:08] h4 this ruins my fragile ego

[06:54:18] h4 thx

[06:54:41] h4 he shows a lot of courage for a guy without hair

[06:54:55] h4 no

[06:54:57] h4 I shaved :D

[06:55:00] h4 but I got hair up there

[06:55:19] h4 topaz: oh yeah lol

[06:55:25] h4 I hope you did not see his nipple topaz

[06:55:35] h4 ok

[06:55:37] h4 then take spam as reason

[06:55:44] h4 topaz: my condolences

[06:57:03] h4 !bang

[06:57:12] h4 Neo_Nemesis: pew

[06:57:19] h4 Panik: you are trying very hard to get kicked

[06:59:11] h4 Frogorg: I love your chair though

[07:00:09] h4 I hope bitcoin dies

[07:00:35] h4 the amount of energy wasted on this ponzischeme crap money

[07:00:41] h4 well "money"

[07:02:12] h4 you just need to find a couple of morons who think they could get rich off it

[07:02:16] h4 and make them invest their money

[07:04:12] h4 !bang

[07:04:15] h4 !reload

[07:10:24] h4 please don't

[07:10:30] h4 oh wow

[07:10:33] h4 it'S irish

[07:10:34] h4 where have you been?

[07:11:15] h4 Panik: while you support a cryptocurrency that wastes tons of energy

[07:11:24] h4 and practically emits emissions

[07:11:32] h4 to fuck the planet you would love to rescue

[07:11:54] h4 grungebarbie: the hype is over...you will just waste clean energy on garbage

[07:11:58] h4 run a server instead :D

[07:12:07] h4 you were talking about your bitchcoin

[07:12:21] h4 :D

[07:12:29] h4 isn't eth the same crap?

[07:12:53] h4 the fact that you have this large amount of different cryptocurrencies

[07:13:08] h4 shit that has practically no value unless some idiots buy into it

[07:14:44] h4 Panik: I'm not gonna waste my time reading into a scheme

[07:14:58] h4 I'm not that desperate to get rich to fall for that bullshit

[07:15:40] h4 guess having a social state that's worth something just makes me immune to that crypto garbage

[07:15:50] h4 if you have to take a credit to pay for trivial health things

[07:15:59] h4 crypto must seem so much more attractive

[07:16:04] h4 have you tried playing the lottery?

[07:16:16] h4 grungebarbie: well I'm actually more of an enabler

[07:16:20] h4 I pay a lot of taxes

[07:16:25] h4 so others don'T have to struggle :D

[07:16:39] h4 and unlike americans that foam at the mouth when they hear taxes

[07:16:41] h4 I'm fine with that

[07:17:16] h4 oh I read something about that from the UK

[07:17:21] h4 they want to tax the superrich too

[07:17:27] h4 and they are threatening to leave the country

[07:17:48] h4 Mikoolo: that's not taxes at our place

[07:17:50] h4 it's like taxes

[07:18:08] h4 .t de en Sozialversicherungen

[07:18:10] h4 ye

[07:18:22] h4 grungebarbie: that happens in every country on this world

[07:18:34] h4 you will always have greedy fucks who waste money so they can get a scrap of it themselves

[07:18:42] h4 I don't think you can get rid of that

[07:19:06] h4 irishphone: why the timeout though? Are you okay?

[07:19:16] h4 it was because of ComputerTech, right?

[07:19:24] h4 yeah sometimes you just need a break from him

[07:19:33] h4 that's true

[07:19:39] h4 sucks to be him

[07:20:03] h4 that was a great game

[07:20:09] h4 did anybody play the latest south park game?

[07:20:17] h4 irishphone: nice to hear

[07:20:39] h4 Mikoolo: I mean south park is far from what it was

[07:20:44] h4 and quite frankly the last seasons were meh

[07:21:06] h4 grungebarbie is a mr hankey fan

[07:21:13] h4 man I hate that character with a passion

[07:21:22] h4 I find nothing funny about a piece of shit that can talk and leaves stains everywhere it walks

[07:21:32] h4 Mikoolo: not a fan of those either

[07:21:58] h4 gotta say the episodes with mr hanky rank the lowest for me

[07:22:00] h4 I skip them

[07:22:09] h4 irishphone: did you gain weight on purpose?

[07:22:15] h4 or just let yourself go? :D

[07:22:24] h4 shit I haven't been running for weeks D:

[07:22:30] h4 I have been riding my bike a lot more

[07:22:35] h4 did you get a bike yet irishphone?

[07:23:00] h4 Neo_Nemesis: did not really like that either lol

[07:23:11] h4 D:

[07:23:14] h4 hardcore!

[07:23:23] h4 Syndus: given the temperature -> hanging

[07:23:25] h4 how's yours?

[07:24:01] h4 grungebarbie: that fight was even funny in german

[07:24:02] h4 KRÜPPELKEILE!

[07:24:12] h4 Shitty Wok :D

[07:24:46] h4 you fucking racists

[07:25:19] h4 that's better

[07:25:27] h4 I didn't D:

[07:25:31] h4 don't call me a bitch

[07:25:34] h4 what is wrong with you?

[07:25:40] h4 out of crack again?

[07:25:44] h4 it's not my fault

[07:25:47] h4 look

[07:26:25] h4 grungebarbie: good luck!

[07:26:44] h4 I would supply you

[07:26:45] h4 Syndus: s/soak/suck/

[07:26:46] h4 but Hawaii is far away

[07:26:59] h4 "Nature Boy Ric Flair"

[07:27:02] h4 fucking wrestling

[07:27:04] h4 typical americunts

[07:27:17] h4 grungebarbie: don't tell me

[07:27:20] h4 I might not notice

[07:27:26] h4 and I know you are going through a hard time

[07:28:00] h4 and what are you gonna do with that?

[07:28:11] h4 look at my health insurance card and get jealous?

[07:28:29] h4 wow

[07:28:59] h4 grungebarbie: and you just thought "fuck! Wasted opportunity!"

[07:29:29] h4 why diss pankakes?

[07:29:39] h4 you better show my favourite sidechick some respect!

[07:30:10] h4 have you ever been to #tinychan?

[07:30:14] h4 it's such a crap channel

[07:30:19] h4 bots are talking to each other in there

[07:30:31] h4 sometimes weird fuckfaces like gq rant on about their dicks

[07:30:47] h4 tors supplies people with roses and aneurhysms

[07:30:50] h4 I want to burn the place

[07:31:55] h4 I wish

[07:41:57] h4 Syndus: after you sucked them?

[07:41:59] h4 weird

[07:42:01] h4 but whatever works for you mate

[07:44:08] h4 irishphone: careful

[07:44:12] h4 you confuse the americans with percentages

[08:04:20] h4 grungebarbie: you are actually nice to me

[08:04:26] h4 you just got your bitchy episodes

[08:04:40] h4 and he spits on them

[08:04:43] h4 what a cunt

[08:04:58] h4 you're a pro-noob

[08:05:28] h4 oh btw grungebarbie

[08:05:42] h4 in jest I told MAGIC yesterday that you showed your boobs in camera

[08:05:45] h4 when toni joined

[08:05:47] h4 he asked for boobs

[08:05:49] h4 :D

[08:05:54] h4 he clearly didn't get it

[08:06:02] h4 and his first words were just awkward

[08:06:09] h4 Mikoolo showed his nipple then

[08:06:13] h4 toni seemed satisfied

[08:06:27] h4 Neo_Nemesis: no

[08:06:57] h4 Mikoolo: she is unemployed

[08:07:01] h4 what's she gonna pay you with? Crack?

[08:07:24] h4 she will probably gift you the poop pillow

[08:07:34] h4 remember when she kept sniffing at the pillow?

[08:07:38] h4 "Oh it smells so good"

[08:07:40] h4 yeah

[08:08:24] h4 see look

[08:08:26] h4 wtf is that?

[08:08:34] h4 no!

[08:09:00] h4 now it got that h4 smell

[08:09:23] h4 *poop

[08:09:28] h4 it's not a "shit emoji"

[08:09:31] h4 it's a "poop emoji"

[08:09:52] h4 well

[08:09:54] h4 the topic makes sense

[08:09:58] h4 I got called an american

[08:10:03] h4 so I probably turned into an idiot

[08:10:09] h4 only natural that I start eating shit at one point

[08:10:11] h4 right?

[08:10:32] h4 grungebarbie: irccloud should return its icon when you type :shit:

[08:10:59] h4 people like you should not have halfop

[08:11:03] h4 !bang

[08:11:05] h4 best I can do

[08:11:40] h4 I heard a podcast about the titanic

[08:11:42] h4 by the rest is history

[08:11:55] h4 it was actually a great ship and they did what everybody expected when the tried to hit the iceberg

[08:12:07] h4 I don't remember what ultimately led to it sinking then

[08:12:19] h4 omfg suzy

[08:12:21] h4 really?

[08:12:36] h4 that mouth is fake

[08:12:40] h4 we know about your teeth

[08:12:44] h4 every brit laughs at you

[08:12:59] h4 their teeth look like shit too

[08:13:02] h4 why would they be jealous? :D

[08:13:28] h4 .quote search rocks

[08:13:44] h4 .quote last

[08:13:54] h4 lol

[08:13:59] h4 .quote read 995

[08:14:15] h4 I hate it when people quote my typos

[08:14:17] h4 fuck you ComputerTech

[08:14:26] h4 .quote read 994

[08:14:34] h4 .quote read 993

[08:14:43] h4 grungebarbie: no

[08:14:48] h4 clearly you like my big black cock

[08:14:55] h4 and would like to have one yourself

[08:15:03] h4 you know grungebarbie

[08:15:07] h4 when you turn into a male

[08:15:11] h4 you can call yourself gb

[08:15:13] h4 like gq

[08:15:15] h4 got it?

[08:15:42] h4 grungebrielle

[08:16:02] h4 you may not have noticed

[08:16:09] h4 but you're slowly turning into her already

[08:16:48] h4 https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/5bJxX70a/1713082326.JPG *Hello, I'd like some rocks please."

[08:16:50] h4 with that face

[08:17:13] h4 kick it

[08:17:24] h4 it'S presence is distubring

[08:17:36] h4 *disturbing

[08:17:45] h4 oh god

[08:17:49] h4 the crackhead is setting fires again

[08:17:51] h4 ffs

[08:17:56] h4 Mikoolo get the hose please

[08:18:05] h4 make sure to hit the crackhead

[08:18:09] h4 she really hates water

[08:18:16] h4 careful

[08:18:20] h4 she might throw the poop at you

[08:19:10] h4 Ziginox: s/rizon/crack/

[08:19:15] h4 asking the right questions

[08:22:14] h4 nobody likes swedes

[08:24:04] h4 dudley

[08:24:07] h4 you ole cunt

[08:24:30] h4 nice

[08:24:57] h4 is it true you eat dick with a passion dudley?

[08:25:04] h4 Mikoolo: a workout

[08:25:08] h4 set #2 for me!

[08:25:10] h4 fuck you!

[08:31:28] h4 Frogorg: 60 diamond pushups

[08:31:34] h4 i drooled on the floor on the last one :D

[08:32:21] h4 .w

[08:32:23] h4 .w kiel

[08:32:28] h4 too cold

[08:32:34] h4 need more spring

[08:32:56] h4 the rest is history is a nice podcast too Mikoolo

[08:33:02] h4 !bang

[08:33:05] h4 !shop 10

[08:33:07] h4 !bang

[08:33:13] h4 oh that book

[08:33:16] h4 hey pankakes o/

[08:33:27] h4 how are you doing?

[08:33:38] h4 deadly is a bitch

[08:33:41] h4 he does not date females

[08:34:02] h4 englishman sounds like he's got class and manners

[08:34:06] h4 this guy is from manchester, right?

[08:57:38] h4 Syndus: crack?

[08:57:51] h4 your last bowl

[08:58:04] h4 Frogorg: enjoy it then!

[09:10:10] h4 Frogorg: you called me a silly billy? :(

[09:10:25] h4 this is making me MAD!

[09:10:51] h4 dude I got a huuuuuuuuge hat

[09:11:00] h4 I fall over when I tip it

[09:11:13] h4 !bang

[09:11:16] h4 !shop 4

[09:11:18] h4 !bang

[09:11:20] h4 !bang

[09:11:25] h4 you are such a piece of garbage DasBrain

[09:11:30] h4 you deliberately waited

[09:11:32] h4 !reload

[09:11:56] h4 what a huge Hurensohn

[09:12:19] h4 he could be out of here too

[09:12:24] h4 >:(

[09:12:39] h4 I got just the right thing

[09:18:22] h4 oh that's cool bandit

[09:18:50] h4 are those stats correct though?

[09:18:56] h4 Frogorg shot a single duck and got 48xp

[09:18:58] h4 :D

[09:19:22] h4 no but you got shot twice

[09:19:48] h4 it does not say

[09:19:58] h4 I shot three humans though

[09:20:05] h4 and haven't been shot myself

[09:20:19] h4 whoa

[09:20:23] h4 DasBrain shot 19 humans!!

[09:20:25] h4 he probably shot Frogorg

[09:21:02] h4 also what's the last line bandit ?

[09:21:05] h4 1713092585: 10

[09:21:19] h4 bandit: because ComputerTech wants to keep losing the textfile

[09:21:43] h4 Humans shot: 68

[09:21:45] h4 rip

[09:22:42] h4 great fucking job ComputerTech

[09:22:45] h4 you shot 3 ducks

[09:22:48] h4 and 2 humans

[09:23:07] h4 Peorth: s/cneat/cheats/

[09:23:10] h4 I think so too

[09:24:52] h4 so what kind of textfile is the game using?

[09:25:07] h4 how is it formattedß

[09:25:09] h4 ?

[09:26:46] h4 that's underwhelming

[09:27:11] h4 ffs

[09:27:16] h4 was that an attempt at json?

[09:27:28] h4 why use json when you can write your own shitty version of it? :D

[09:27:41] h4 just why?

[09:28:15] h4 wait a minute

[09:28:23] h4 DasBrain got muted :D

[09:28:38] h4 yeah :D

[09:28:51] h4 can we kill tcl?

[09:28:59] h4 haha :D

[09:29:08] h4 Foxy, foxy and FOXY?

[09:29:21] h4 nice

[09:29:25] h4 she will never win like this

[09:29:30] h4 you have to hunt with one account foxy!!

[09:29:37] h4 the odds are stacked against her

[09:30:00] h4 whatever happened to Neo_Nemesis' duckhunt that should replace this one?

[09:31:03] h4 wow

[09:31:31] h4 well at least it's documented

[12:03:32] h4 Mikoolo: please tell us less

[15:32:44] h4 what?

[15:34:53] h4 it looks cute

[15:34:56] h4 is it poisonous?

[15:35:13] h4 oh did not even see the other heads

[15:35:27] h4 so adorable

[15:35:49] h4 perfect pets

[15:36:02] h4 they won't bite a feeding hand

[15:37:34] h4 give them names

[15:37:37] h4 Mikoolo, Frogorg and h4

[15:37:39] h4 :D

[15:38:02] h4 !bang

[15:38:45] h4 thx

[15:38:51] h4 I just spent >2 hours with my big niece

[15:39:01] h4 the little one was sleeping and I got to entertain her for roughly 10 minutes only

[15:39:10] h4 but the big one had a great time playing outside with me

[15:39:19] h4 wanted to play catch

[15:39:27] h4 then she didn't anymore because "that's unfair, you are too fast" :D

[15:39:41] h4 but damn she got fast

[15:39:55] h4 normally I could let her run towards me, fake dodging to one side and go the other side

[15:39:59] h4 she caught me right there

[15:40:30] h4 what did he tell you?

[15:40:43] h4 aw cute :)

[15:41:20] h4 great age imo

[15:41:28] h4 still very cute word formations

[15:41:34] h4 but somehow able to express themselves good enough

[15:41:53] h4 well as long as he does not turn it on

[15:42:07] h4 ouch

[15:42:27] h4 third time's the charme :D

[15:43:47] h4 oh the fear of the kids swallowing everything D:

[15:44:02] h4 !bang

[15:44:04] h4 !bang

[15:44:17] h4 as a big brother should

[15:49:14] h4 foxy: well pankakes told her to fuck off

[15:49:16] h4 bandit banned her

[15:49:18] h4 :D

[15:49:38] h4 nice :D

[15:50:48] h4 no clue

[15:50:52] h4 I only see that cunt in #tinychan

[15:50:56] h4 and I have to tell you

[15:51:02] h4 that channel is garbage

[15:51:32] h4 17:51 * TorS hands h4 a rose @>--'--,--

[15:51:35] h4 at least someone is happy to see me :D

[15:52:10] h4 bandit: ye

[15:52:39] h4 yeah bandit

[15:52:42] h4 better justify yourself

[15:52:46] h4 to the guy they used to call rizon

[15:52:49] h4 he is kind of a big deal

[15:53:41] h4 Mikoolo: ye

[15:54:01] h4 seems so

[15:54:54] h4 but can't you convert these tcl dict failures into an associative array?

[15:55:12] h4 that would certainly make it easier to extract information

[15:58:01] h4 foxy: according to my sister a bit like my granpa back then

[15:58:25] h4 Mikoolo: Tiger I or II?

[15:58:37] h4 Tiger II ofc

[15:58:43] h4 can it be Jagdtiger?

[15:58:45] h4 that was a monster

[15:58:54] h4 or wait, Tiger II was a monstrosity as well

[15:59:44] h4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvPB3nRGrOU

[15:59:46] h4 look at that beast

[15:59:59] h4 the 10,5cm canon

[16:00:06] h4 or is that the 8,8?

[16:00:10] h4 no must be the 10,5

[16:00:24] h4 are those frenchies driving it!?

[16:03:57] h4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv9QAXPJVSc&t=31

[16:04:01] h4 look at the size of the Jagdtiger though

[16:04:05] h4 puny brit next to it

[16:04:07] h4 for reference

[16:31:04] h4 who dat?

[16:31:43] h4 Mikoolo: yeah cyberknight even insulted me the other day for ignoring his invites to three channels

[16:31:47] h4 and telling him I'm not interested

[16:34:53] h4 say no more!

[16:35:19] h4 Mikoolo: I just didn't want to remove him for talking shit somewhere else

[16:35:34] h4 thx for the heads up foxy :D

[17:05:46] h4 he was asking for it

[17:07:12] h4 ye

[17:10:27] h4 think about it like that

[17:10:35] h4 your muscles will look nice when wet

[17:11:07] h4 your bulging arms

[17:12:14] h4 wow

[17:12:19] h4 time for a new doctor

[17:12:21] h4 rude

[17:12:58] h4 you know there are people with a fetish like that

[17:13:07] h4 doesn't have to be all bad

[17:13:18] h4 my second set is due and my arms are hurting :(

[17:13:27] h4 I don't want to :D

[17:13:33] h4 perhaps if I kicked someone

[17:13:35] h4 I'd feel better

[17:14:00] h4 a volunteer

[17:14:02] h4 !bang

[17:14:59] h4 <3

[17:15:01] h4 gay

[17:20:45] h4 .quote last

[17:24:42] h4 I don't know how to imagine that

[17:26:49] h4 truck out

[17:26:51] h4 to get breakfast

[17:26:53] h4 fucking north americans

[17:27:25] h4 !bang

[17:30:26] h4 what kind of car?

[17:30:30] h4 a Lada Niva?

[17:31:08] h4 pff

[17:31:13] h4 what's a mazda against the Lada niva?

[17:38:31] h4 pff

[17:38:34] h4 englishman

[17:38:49] h4 grungebarbie: aren't you up early?

[17:38:58] h4 crack calling for you? :D

[17:39:08] h4 exactly

[17:39:10] h4 early

[17:39:19] h4 ye

[17:39:31] h4 foxy: au contrair

[17:39:34] h4 the mazda 626 was nice

[17:39:40] h4 also the RX-8

[17:39:42] h4 with the Wankelmotor

[17:39:47] h4 MaidenAmerica: why?

[17:39:59] h4 MaidenAmerica: but why 5?

[17:40:08] h4 who is mean?

[17:40:16] h4 fuck the meanies!

[17:40:43] h4 but who needs five cars?

[17:40:45] h4 .k grungebarbie

[17:40:56] h4 sorry that was reflex

[17:41:04] h4 MaidenAmerica: what for?

[17:41:11] h4 all at once?

[17:41:14] h4 what a waste of money imo

[17:41:18] h4 foxy: already?

[17:41:25] h4 just wanted to eat a sandwich and watch fallout

[17:41:30] h4 gimme 30 mins

[17:41:48] h4 grungebarbie: we have seen your face replaced with poop

[17:41:54] h4 Fensta: british innit?

[17:42:12] h4 ye

[17:42:31] h4 although recently I have been told I had beautiful eyes

[17:42:47] h4 but the compliment came from a coworker with dark brown eyes

[17:42:57] h4 she was just fascinated by eyes that are bright and show complexion

[17:43:29] h4 Fensta: is that a british thing again?

[17:43:38] h4 all eyes look kinda beautiful

[17:43:53] h4 other than dark brown eyes

[17:43:56] h4 because you can hardly see shit in them

[17:44:10] h4 but my bluegrayish eyes are beautiful!

[17:44:18] h4 ye

[17:44:22] h4 ofc on women Fensta

[17:44:26] h4 what else could it be?

[17:44:35] h4 Fensta: we should compare eyeballs

[17:44:59] h4 s/eyeb/b/

[17:45:20] h4 aren't you a faggot

[17:46:51] h4 Fensta: you're that old?

[17:46:53] h4 oof

[17:47:00] h4 no wonder you're homophobic

[17:47:14] h4 french people are faggots

[17:47:19] h4 not necessarily gays

[17:52:29] h4 seems like someone's a bit bitchy today

[17:59:51] h4 Mikoolo: where are you?

[18:00:23] h4 why not in the jitsi?

[18:00:32] h4 there is

[20:19:53] h4 no really

[20:19:58] h4 "Fensta densta of mensta"

[20:20:01] h4 wtf is your problem?

[20:21:00] h4 apparently

[20:45:06] h4 Mikoolo: https://prnt.sc/XLnTIRNo03jC

[21:22:48] h4 Mikoolo: we got irish

[21:22:53] h4 I'll go to bed in 15-20 minutes

[21:39:37] h4 grungebarbie: wtf do you want from him?

[21:40:18] h4 @shsame

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