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[20:04:31] Valware am I AI?

[20:04:43] Valware I work hard, learn fast, and I'm here to steal your job.

[20:08:16] Valware =]

[20:08:50] Valware wb

[20:16:47] Valware lol

[20:17:12] Valware you literally left

[20:17:31] Valware "you think I'm dumb for doing the dumb thing I just did?"

[20:18:12] Valware dumb means incapable of speech

[20:18:14] Valware ta-da

[20:18:15] Valware :D

[20:18:29] Valware foxy call me dumb

[20:18:41] Valware pfft

[20:20:17] Valware B-)

[20:20:22] Valware I didn't talk for 32 years

[20:20:41] Valware what? :p

[20:20:53] Valware no need

[20:21:00] Valware you'd be even more sorry if I could talk

[20:21:15] Valware all those voice calls you have where I would most definitely join and not shut up about unrealircd

[20:21:20] Valware no need to be sorry ;)

[20:21:23] Valware well

[20:21:28] Valware all those voice calls this channel has

[20:22:00] Valware lol

[20:22:09] Valware but h4 is not in the channel

[20:22:15] Valware technically

[20:23:23] Valware I broke up with my ex for saying shit like "yeah, she never argues back"

[20:23:31] Valware ONLY I GET TO MAKE SUCH JOKES

[20:23:55] Valware anwyay dog walk time

[20:26:31] Valware !reload

[20:36:06] Valware pffch

[20:36:12] Valware WHY IS IT SO HOT OUTSIDE IN THE NIGHT TIME

[20:36:23] Valware h4 ;p

[20:37:13] Valware qi, is your name chinese?

[20:37:18] Valware as in like

[20:37:19] Valware ENERGY

[20:37:53] Valware anyway back soon

[20:38:14] Valware ahh fair

[20:38:15] Valware =]

[22:02:04] Valware can I just

[22:02:09] Valware okay so

[22:02:16] Valware I was looking up mcdonalds

[22:02:22] Valware in guangzhou china

[22:02:24] Valware https://www.tripadvisor.com/FAQ_Answers-g298555-d3517488-t2897262-How_do_you_pay_Do_they_take_English_money.html

[22:02:30] Valware and someone asked this question

[22:02:34] Valware and I am a little stunned

[22:02:46] Valware imagine if you could pay in chinese yuan in chinese takeaways in the west

[22:02:54] Valware I think you cannot?

[22:03:42] Valware I don't even know lol

[22:03:45] Valware beaureu?

[22:03:49] Valware beaureaueaau?

[22:04:23] Valware foxy drove him away

[22:04:46] Valware 🚨 WEE WOO 🚨 UNREALIRCD CAN DO THE MOST PUSH UPS 🚨 WEE WOO 🚨

[22:05:35] Valware foxy, I don't know if I should say poor him or poor you ;D

[22:05:36] Valware *hide*

[22:05:46] Valware lol

[22:06:07] Valware $tell h4 I don't know why I'm leaving you a message but I'm pretty sure ComputerTech wants your butt?

[22:06:39] Valware Angel will get kicked for flooding when h4 turned up lol

[22:06:57] Valware what is squats

[22:07:06] Valware oh like

[22:07:14] Valware butt muscle workout?

[22:07:22] Valware stand up, bend down, stand up

[22:07:24] Valware like that?

[22:07:43] Valware ComputerTech

[22:08:06] Valware I never used youtube

[22:09:18] Valware we don't actually require that information

[22:09:21] Valware we're just mocking ComputerTech

[22:09:29] Valware <3 ComputerTech

[22:09:55] Valware still pretending like you can code? :D

[22:09:56] Valware jk

[22:09:58] Valware how was it?

[22:09:58] Valware :D

[22:10:14] Valware I mean, it's easier forsure =]

[22:10:18] Valware better, I don't know :D

[22:10:24] Valware can't run PHP client-side ;D

[22:10:28] Valware well technically you can but

[22:10:31] Valware not in a browser

[22:10:33] Valware natively

[22:10:49] Valware hi qi

[22:11:06] Valware ComputerTech

[22:11:14] Valware you're from ireland right?

[22:11:23] Valware is that sterling or euros?

[22:11:38] Valware you have chinese takeaway?

[22:11:51] Valware =]

[22:11:58] Valware do they accept chinese yuan?

[22:12:10] Valware I'm joking

[22:12:14] Valware it's a stupid question

[22:12:19] Valware there is usually a conversion cost

[22:12:35] Valware if someone pays in some money and you have to get it converted, they will tax you usually

[22:12:38] Valware I think

[22:12:41] Valware ouch!

[22:12:48] Valware what kind of pet

[22:13:09] Valware /ignore ComputerTech

[22:13:10] Valware oh

[22:13:11] Valware ;D

[22:13:21] Valware -.-

[22:13:22] Valware lol

[22:13:43] Valware is that drugs

[22:13:51] Valware deadly is a woman!

[22:14:07] Valware I wasn't asking

[22:14:10] Valware I was telling

[22:15:03] Valware @bef

[22:15:07] Valware !reload

[22:15:10] Valware @bef

[22:15:13] Valware !reload

[22:15:16] Valware wtf

[22:15:19] Valware !reload

[22:15:20] Valware @bef

[22:15:32] Valware how my gun jammed for twice

[22:15:36] Valware AI YA

[22:16:41] Valware look yeah

[22:16:49] Valware don't MAKE me hurt you

[22:16:53] Valware don't hurt me

[22:17:44] Valware deadly, you don't have a status window? you don't keep history?

[22:17:55] Valware [23:14:32] * deadly was kicked by Valware (NO GIRLS ALLOWED except literally everyone else except for you)

[22:18:56] Valware deadly, calm down lass

[22:19:07] Valware o

[22:19:46] Valware I was born at a very young age

[22:20:25] Valware ;D

[22:20:51] Valware you here on Womb-Fi or something?

[22:21:18] Valware (Womb Wi-Fi)

[22:22:06] Valware that chord might give faster ethernet

[22:22:43] Valware dogs have bellybuttons

[22:23:54] Valware sorry that was random

[22:24:04] Valware I was just looking up what is that lump I see underneath every dogs chin

[22:24:11] Valware I wondered if that was the dog version of bellybutton

[22:24:18] Valware but no, theirs is on their tummy

[22:24:42] Valware a bellybutton?

[22:25:09] Valware lymph node

[22:25:10] Valware common

[22:26:45] Valware foxy

[22:26:48] Valware did you know

[22:26:51] Valware I have face-blindness

[22:26:57] Valware yet I can still remember your eyes

[22:27:05] Valware it means I can't recognise people by face

[22:27:13] Valware prosopagnosia

[22:27:40] Valware I remember your big gray/blue eyes, one of them slightly swollen

[22:27:48] Valware how is your eye?

[22:28:07] Valware did I tell you you had pretty eyes

[22:28:11] Valware I think I meant to

[22:28:30] Valware good to hear =]

[22:29:01] Valware lol

[22:29:08] Valware I remember your big [REDACTED], one of them slightly swollen

[22:29:10] Valware jk

[22:29:19] Valware by hair, walk, body shape

[22:29:20] Valware voice

[22:29:22] Valware loads of thing

[22:29:38] Valware not face

[22:29:46] Valware thanks

[22:29:57] Valware it's a problem in my fusiform gyroscope

[22:30:07] Valware gyrus*

[22:30:13] Valware lol gyroscope wahah

[22:30:19] Valware why sorry

[22:30:29] Valware I'm gonna stop telling people about my disabilities

[22:30:31] Valware :D

[22:31:14] Valware I never lost the ability, I never had the ability, I'm not sad from the lack of ability, no need =]

[22:32:06] Valware if anything, it causes me to be absolutely swept away by someones beauty again and again

[22:32:14] Valware because it doesn't stick

[22:32:17] Valware and I don't get used it it

[22:33:42] Valware I just ate a whole pie, you eat that pie *stares evil* EAT THE PIE

[22:34:07] Valware just eat the pie bro

[22:34:39] Valware what's wrong with the pie? you don't like the pie? I spent ages on that pie, you won't even try it?

[22:36:01] Valware $tell ComputerTech

[22:36:05] Valware $tell ComputerTech

[22:36:39] Valware $tell ComputerTech \nQUIT :oh no

[22:37:10] Valware foxy what is this bot?

[22:37:29] Valware ComputerTech

[22:38:16] Valware might sheep

[22:38:30] Valware sleep*

[22:38:35] Valware oops did a ComputerTech

[22:39:44] Valware someone linked in a new server on my network and now my Network Health is showing 88 problems instead of 56 :(

[22:40:08] Valware 60 of them are module conflicts Q_Q

[22:40:25] Valware oh well at least there's only 14 CHANNEL MODE CONFLICTS damn

[22:40:36] Valware and 10 usermode conflicts :(

[22:40:57] Valware someone else showed me their network health widget

[22:41:04] Valware "0 problems, perfect score"

[22:41:11] Valware I was like damn

[22:41:16] Valware but turns out they have only one server

[22:41:24] Valware need at least two to make a network for "network health"

[22:47:43] Valware Dragon, yeah Network Health is part of the webpanel, although some things you can see on IRC as server-notices per events, like if there are modules missing when a server links, it will tell the opers via server-notice.

[22:48:16] Valware but as for usermode and channelmode conflicts, that's entirely on the webpanel

[22:49:00] Valware I'll be adding in things too in the future like the ability to lookup all the TLS certs on your network and check when they expire and such

[22:49:56] Valware you have it cold?

[22:50:00] Valware I have the opposite

[22:50:03] Valware .w guangzhou

[22:50:49] Valware jmjl: yeah https://github.com/unrealircd/unrealircd-webpanel

[22:51:10] Valware ;p

[22:51:23] Valware well the bossman liked it

[22:51:27] Valware so was like "you work for me now"

[22:51:29] Valware or something =]]

[22:52:07] Valware that's the one =]

[22:52:13] Valware also I don't know where he's been

[22:53:40] Valware yes it's been out of use for a while because I couldn't be bothered to have a website anymore :D

[22:54:15] Valware "full stack developer"

[22:54:17] Valware is that right?

[22:54:57] Valware why is your python SO INDENTED

[22:55:00] Valware ;p

[22:55:02] Valware looks good

[22:55:29] Valware you can add some css to the <code> block

[22:55:34] Valware like style="margin-left:20px"

[22:55:41] Valware then you don't need the mad indentation

[22:56:12] Valware what's ig?

[22:57:02] Valware bootstrap is a good way to make cool stuff and learn css at the same time if you wanted to get into that at some point

[22:57:13] Valware instead of typing out millions of pages of css

[22:57:33] Valware import millions of lines of css ;)

[22:58:01] Valware you can make stuff with bootstrap without even needing to know any css

[22:58:12] Valware but it'll come in handy to learn if you wanna make more advanced stuff

[22:58:54] Valware bootstrap?

[22:59:12] Valware I heard good things about that

[22:59:26] Valware ComputerTech, you can use this for fun https://botoxparty.github.io/XP.css/

[22:59:30] Valware ;)

[22:59:36] Valware make your website look like Windows XP

[23:00:19] Valware huh?

[23:02:13] Valware ComputerTech, come on that is a golden opportunity

[23:02:17] Valware "yes i am a gril"

[23:02:22] Valware "what is ur name"

[23:02:25] Valware "george foreman"

[23:02:29] Valware "i thought you're a girl"

[23:02:35] Valware "no i am a grill"

[23:02:59] Valware ;p

[23:04:03] Valware jmjl, yeah, you'll probably have to code the css without syntax higlighting and have that as your new DOM <style> elemement innerText but yeah

[23:04:27] Valware don't think you can just css in userscripts, but you can put it there with javascript right

[23:08:20] Valware always 4 seconds

[23:08:32] Valware Das Brain, reply if you're actually here? =]

[23:10:58] Valware no idea :D

[23:11:17] Valware not even sure I understand what you meant :D

[23:11:27] Valware never used those

[23:11:41] Valware I've done css in userscripts (javascript) like how I've said XD

[23:12:00] Valware gave some regular websites dark mode which didn't usually have a dark mode

[23:12:16] Valware like unrealircd.org

[23:12:17] Valware aha..

[23:12:45] Valware brb 20-30 mins

[23:24:06] Valware lol ffs

[23:24:08] Valware handy for cooking

[23:24:21] Valware I see what you did there cheeky ;p

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