IRC Driven

[06:51:10] h4 :D

[06:53:59] h4 absolutely

[06:54:04] h4 sup qi?

[06:54:09] h4 who gave you op?

[06:54:34] h4 oh

[06:54:38] h4 nvm then

[06:55:00] h4 qi: s/rt/rvt/

[06:55:03] h4 ja absolut

[06:55:20] h4 Herr Neo_Nemesis o/

[06:55:29] h4 Neo_Nemesis: would you be so kind to kick qi for that crack statement?

[06:55:36] h4 she is projecting again

[06:56:07] h4 nice! :D

[06:56:09] h4 thx

[06:56:26] h4 oh yeah

[06:56:30] h4 I grew a bigger tail

[06:57:34] h4 you're leaving us qi?

[06:59:28] h4 what?

[06:59:32] h4 tilt it by 45°

[06:59:34] h4 and you can go full nazi

[07:00:22] h4 qi: that sounds like it's okay to go ~80% nazi

[07:00:26] h4 you disgust me!

[07:00:44] h4 but dat crack though

[07:01:13] h4 qi: can you kick this nazi?

[07:01:27] h4 thanks

[07:01:44] h4 qi: s/K/KK/

[07:01:47] h4 D:

[07:01:57] h4 I knew it!!

[07:02:05] h4 the poop emoji had this pointy head

[07:02:18] h4 and when you put it in front of your face

[07:02:22] h4 I saw brown

[07:03:11] h4 but ewww discord

[07:03:33] h4 how are those nazi symbols?

[07:03:46] h4 no

[07:03:56] h4 really shitty ones

[07:04:16] h4 those bolts are all different

[07:04:21] h4 no german would be running around like this

[07:04:39] h4 the real crime is the dude's tit in this pic

[07:04:55] h4 and look at that tiger on his shoulder

[07:04:59] h4 it has seen some shit

[07:05:01] h4 probably spotted his dick

[07:05:21] h4 and what's that tiger holding?

[07:05:25] h4 a grocery bag?

[07:05:52] h4 still those are hardly nazi symbols

[07:06:21] h4 for those tits?

[07:06:46] h4 so every bolt is nazi symbolism now?

[07:06:49] h4 jfc :x

[07:07:36] h4 Neo_Nemesis: not really

[07:07:41] h4 not one has the proper shape

[07:09:30] h4 fucking chinese nazis

[07:09:49] h4 this is getting worse by the minute

[07:10:56] h4 no I don't see it either

[07:11:05] h4 qi: he can always lose weight

[07:11:16] h4 it's trivially easy, everybody does it in here

[07:15:37] h4 not a nazi symbol though unless it has a swastika at its feet

[07:15:47] h4 I also think it got renamed to "Bundesadler"

[07:16:11] h4 https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bundeswappen_Deutschlands

[07:16:13] h4 see?

[07:17:05] h4 oh look

[07:17:07] h4 https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b5/Deutscher_Bundestag_logo.svg/1280px-Deutscher_Bundestag_logo.svg.png

[07:17:09] h4 it has become a pidgeon :D

[07:17:20] h4 https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bundeswappen_Deutschlands#/media/Datei:Bundesadler.svg

[07:17:23] h4 this was the slim version

[07:17:29] h4 having been trained by two losses

[07:17:51] h4 https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e3/Bundesadler_Bundesorgane.svg/1280px-Bundesadler_Bundesorgane.svg.png <--- here you can see it after stubbing its toe

[07:18:34] h4 well it's a coat of arms

[07:19:27] h4 well Bundeswappen

[07:19:54] h4 The coat of arms of Germany displays a black eagle with a red beak, a red tongue and red feet on a golden field, which is blazoned:

[07:20:09] h4 so if you ever see a chubby eagle that looks like a pidgeon coming towards you

[07:20:11] h4 expect invasion

[07:21:25] h4 please

[07:21:27] h4 you just learned

[07:21:31] h4 as long as there's a bolt included

[07:21:39] h4 that closely resembles some symbols the nazis used

[07:21:40] h4 it is highly nazi

[07:22:59] h4 it's like having your baby tatooed on your body

[07:23:12] h4 oh he's soooo cute with that Popelbremse in his face

[07:24:27] h4 qi: nice lol

[07:24:32] h4 yes

[07:24:42] h4 check out VWs earlier logos

[07:24:53] h4 it was KdF Auto

[07:25:37] h4 already?

[07:25:43] h4 it's 21:25 for you

[07:25:47] h4 just how old are you?

[07:28:08] h4 !bang

[07:28:12] h4 !shop 10

[07:28:14] h4 !bang

[07:28:16] h4 !reload

[07:28:18] h4 !bang

[07:28:20] h4 !bang

[07:28:22] h4 !bang

[07:28:25] h4 !shop 4

[07:28:27] h4 !bang

[07:28:29] h4 wtf

[07:28:31] h4 shit game

[07:29:04] h4 so my mom's turning older tomorrow

[07:29:10] h4 what present to get for a mother?

[07:29:15] h4 flowers, right?

[07:30:37] h4 where can I get that?

[07:30:46] h4 hey I introduced her to linux

[07:30:51] h4 what better son could one ask for?

[07:31:05] h4 Neo_Nemesis: no we're going out with the family

[07:31:11] h4 showing up with a döner to a restaurant would be rude

[07:31:43] h4 gift card?

[07:31:45] h4 ugh

[07:32:06] h4 you get people gift cards for hospital visits?

[07:32:21] h4 after four birthdays they could get a regular check up!

[07:34:05] h4 !bang

[07:34:11] h4 nice

[07:34:14] h4 thx for preparing it Neo_Nemesis

[07:34:16] h4 !topduck

[07:34:45] h4 danke, danke!

[07:34:57] h4 qi: did you suggest I make fun of my mom?

[07:35:10] h4 just gonna buy some flowers I think

[07:35:21] h4 although I really don't like giving people dying flora

[07:35:30] h4 can't buy her pralines or something

[07:35:36] h4 she needs to lose weight, not gain

[07:35:48] h4 bitch please

[07:35:50] h4 we're germans

[07:35:52] h4 we hardly ever laugh

[07:36:06] h4 we only laugh when someone trips, falls and hurts themself

[07:36:16] h4 *themselves

[07:36:20] h4 our figures are fine

[07:36:22] h4 what's your point?

[07:36:25] h4 did you just call my mom fat?

[07:36:36] h4 HOW

[07:36:38] h4 DARE

[07:36:40] h4 YOU

[07:36:52] h4 D:

[07:36:55] h4 bad qi!

[07:37:02] h4 !bang

[07:37:04] h4 !bang

[07:37:06] h4 !bang

[07:37:17] h4 any time!

[07:37:21] h4 wb qi!

[07:37:45] h4 btw Neo_Nemesis

[07:37:47] h4 who is this qi?

[07:37:50] h4 sounds like another iteration of gq

[07:38:07] h4 I'm gonna ask chronic if she has seen her naked

[07:38:44] h4 please

[07:38:47] h4 I have seen you

[07:38:49] h4 I'm good

[07:38:51] h4 :D

[07:38:59] h4 for who?

[07:39:13] h4 I also saw the conditions you have to live in

[07:39:24] h4 you are the first trailer park person I have met

[07:39:36] h4 don't wanna call you white trash

[07:39:41] h4 because you're not white per se

[07:39:48] h4 but you sure act white

[07:40:07] h4 panik even suggested your kind might have been the first jews

[07:40:18] h4 Neo_Nemesis: california sounds about right

[07:40:22] h4 she sure is stuck up

[07:40:39] h4 D:

[07:40:45] h4 take your sticky fingers off me

[07:41:04] h4 whoa

[07:41:11] h4 he just made fun of you for being unemployed suzy

[07:41:13] h4 how rude!

[07:41:20] h4 she applied for jobs the other day

[07:41:23] h4 something about janitor

[07:41:27] h4 with big keychains

[07:41:41] h4 Neo_Nemesis: seems reasonable

[07:41:58] h4 qi: sorry we're already busy with ComputerTechs patreon

[07:42:05] h4 we really want that merch

[07:42:07] h4 his face on a shirt

[07:42:12] h4 and his best commit message on the back

[07:42:18] h4 oh well then he has a job

[07:42:20] h4 :D

[07:42:27] h4 ye

[07:42:30] h4 hold on

[07:42:45] h4 commit d20600eb241d11925ed2a3058ae7a6c6ace64945

[07:42:47] h4 Author: Colby <computertech312@gmail.com>

[07:42:49] h4 Date: Thu Feb 22 23:59:37 2024 +0100

[07:42:51] h4 Delete uploads/hot_blonde_big_tits_naked_with_lots_of_cum_over_her_tits_and_small_nipples_WITH_LOTS_OF_CUM_OVER_HER_1041534634.png

[07:42:53] h4 that :D

[07:43:16] h4 fuck

[07:43:18] h4 that trailing e

[07:43:20] h4 :D

[07:43:30] h4 D:

[07:43:35] h4 .protect Panik

[07:43:39] h4 can't have you do that :D

[07:43:48] h4 not getting beaten by a bitch again

[07:43:50] h4 right?

[07:44:11] h4 whenever she feels the need to kick the first jew around

[07:44:38] h4 qi: s/kes/des/

[07:44:56] h4 d:

[07:44:59] h4 does chronic know about it?

[07:45:04] h4 he might get jealous

[07:45:25] h4 Neo_Nemesis: IS THAT POLITICS?

[07:45:27] h4 lemme get Peorth

[07:45:29] h4 ITALY

[07:45:31] h4 ITALY

[07:45:33] h4 ITALY!

[07:45:49] h4 Panik: suzy made me do it

[07:45:55] h4 she threatened to shit her bad again

[07:45:58] h4 and I felt bad for her dog

[07:46:24] h4 qi: this is my life

[07:46:28] h4 you don't get to tell me how to act

[07:46:35] h4 Panik: it's still around

[07:46:52] h4 Panik: well everywhere really

[07:46:56] h4 maybe not in Wuhan though

[07:47:04] h4 qi: why would she?

[07:47:09] h4 does your mom still tell you what to do?

[07:47:19] h4 Panik: that's true

[07:47:36] h4 lol AI

[07:47:40] h4 you mean LLMs?

[07:47:50] h4 well

[07:47:56] h4 isreal uses AI to specify targets to bomb

[07:48:11] h4 it is mostly wrong and a lot of civilians get killed in the process

[07:48:17] h4 but you can't blame anybody for the software!!

[07:48:32] h4 yes

[07:48:46] h4 but not useless LLMs that are known to be anything but an intelligence

[07:48:55] h4 models you can get to lie if you feed it enough bullshit lol

[07:49:03] h4 !bang

[07:49:07] h4 !!

[07:49:23] h4 qi: did you just call me a cunt?

[07:49:33] h4 got something to say!?

[07:49:39] h4 later Panik o/

[07:49:44] h4 don't let women beat you up dude

[07:49:59] h4 yeah

[07:50:02] h4 JEWISH LIVES MATTER

[07:50:33] h4 so ran by AI?

[07:50:39] h4 shooting at civilians

[07:50:54] h4 Panik: whew! GLad I'm single

[07:51:49] h4 Panik: because scared people are easier to control?

[07:53:42] h4 schlaf gut Neo_Nemesis o/

[07:55:21] h4 I need to take a shit

[07:55:39] h4 oh cute

[07:55:46] h4 Adolf looks so in love

[08:19:34] h4 lol I'm not even american

[08:19:55] h4 don't you dare run your mouth about MURIKA

[08:20:26] h4 qi: not everybody has mexicans on hand to have them work on their garden

[08:20:36] h4 qi: I think it's gender

[08:20:44] h4 really don't like that one

[08:21:03] h4 oh poor panik

[08:21:10] h4 wb Panik

[08:21:16] h4 ...

[08:21:21] h4 don't worry

[08:21:23] h4 I got you bro

[08:21:52] h4 :D

[08:21:57] h4 that video was filthy

[08:22:02] h4 you should share it some more :D

[08:22:53] h4 Fr0sty: I'm glad you finally understood

[08:23:40] h4 this isn't america where you can just express your opinion

[08:23:45] h4 if one of us disapproves

[08:23:47] h4 you just go

[08:24:05] h4 yeah

[08:24:09] h4 but Panik is flying under the radar

[08:24:33] h4 Panik must be the black Peorth

[08:24:42] h4 Panik: what do you think about italians?

[08:25:06] h4 oh he left

[08:25:10] h4 what tragedy

[08:25:12] h4 D:

[08:25:25] h4 that makes me sound like a snowflake for some reason

[08:25:34] h4 yes

[08:25:40] h4 eskimo and me go way back

[08:25:45] h4 we been hustling these streets back then

[08:25:47] h4 the 90s were just wild

[08:26:04] h4 hot

[08:26:09] h4 but also gay

[08:26:20] h4 oh no

[08:26:22] h4 it's way worse

[08:26:24] h4 :D

[08:26:27] h4 you will never guess it

[08:26:41] h4 she was pegging ComputerTech for months

[08:26:44] h4 he seemed to enjoy it

[08:27:05] h4 that reminds me of a russian friend who confused the german word for "lingerie" with "strapon"

[08:27:11] h4 and told me he plans to buy his girlfriend a strapon

[08:27:13] h4 :D

[08:27:20] h4 .t de en strapse

[08:27:25] h4 well kinda

[08:28:05] h4 Panik: you can actually break them up into many words

[08:28:07] h4 makes it easier

[08:28:15] h4 .t en de matches in fermentation

[08:28:18] h4 lol

[08:28:29] h4 later suzy

[08:28:34] h4 clean up the shit before going into bed though

[08:28:40] h4 later Panik

[08:28:44] h4 go root for the jews

[09:44:00] h4 also quite proprietary

[09:45:23] h4 not if you taint it with proprietary software

[09:45:34] h4 we will frown upon you

[09:46:07] h4 wow

[09:46:09] h4 I would avoid irccloud

[09:46:13] h4 look at what they say:

[09:46:15] h4 These Terms of Service set out the basis of your relationship with us.

[09:46:22] h4 you get into a relationship with them

[09:46:25] h4 RED FLAG

[09:47:06] h4 We transfer your personal data to a number of providers in the USA. These include providers of hosting services, payment processing services and various administrative services.

[09:47:10] h4 crimson flag

[09:48:16] h4 Lex: lol yeah

[09:49:18] h4 explains irc's popularity

[09:49:24] h4 literally millions are using it

[09:50:04] h4 I doubt it

[09:50:18] h4 most people I talk to here have at least some proficiency in using computers

[09:50:29] h4 these tech illiterate people normally have no clue what irc even is

[09:50:56] h4 disgusting

[09:51:00] h4 can you shoot the person running it?

[09:51:07] h4 exactly

[09:51:23] h4 I mean the occasional idiot makes its way in here via qwebirc

[09:51:30] h4 usually does not last long though

[09:51:55] h4 but what about gatekeeping?

[09:52:11] h4 I'm one of these people who is happy that linux desktop has no marketshare worth speaking of

[09:52:19] h4 imagine how shitty it might get if the stupidest of people start using it

[09:52:28] h4 tons of useless web developers will drop shit based on electron

[09:52:32] h4 ruining everything

[09:52:47] h4 the stupid majority will start using some crappy shit and force people to use it

[09:52:50] h4 I hate it already

[09:53:43] h4 desktop linux?

[09:53:49] h4 or linux in general?

[09:54:15] h4 you poor soul

[09:57:51] h4 ofc I do

[09:58:40] h4 oh yeah

[09:58:50] h4 I recently switched to plasma

[09:58:54] h4 kinda like it

[10:02:54] h4 same

[10:05:49] h4 Valware: tmux and weechat on some always running raspberry pi?

[10:05:53] h4 does not even need a desktop

[10:05:55] h4 you can ssh into it

[10:06:06] h4 like this crap needed any resources

[10:08:27] h4 you can also use irssi

[10:08:31] h4 and I think there is even another one

[10:08:37] h4 but weechat is far easier to get into imo

[10:08:50] h4 never heard of glowing bear actually

[10:09:09] h4 it still supports clicking and stuff

[10:09:20] h4 if you are on a desktop environment that is

[10:09:26] h4 if you ssh into it without running x or wayland

[10:09:30] h4 no clicking for you

[10:10:25] h4 npm install

[10:10:28] h4 yeah no thanks lol

[10:11:04] h4 Added tiktok plugin

[10:11:06] h4 oh yeah

[10:11:08] h4 no thanks

[10:11:10] h4 :D

[10:11:31] h4 Removed the vine plugin, vine shut down a while ago (#1083)

[10:11:33] h4 oh yeah

[10:11:44] h4 ofc it is based on electron

[10:11:50] h4 yeah same

[10:11:59] h4 some things were horribly annoying

[10:12:06] h4 but some things were actually quite creative and funny

[10:12:26] h4 DasBrain: I see what you did there :D

[10:12:49] h4 glowing bear, IRC for the 21st century

[10:12:52] h4 npm and electron

[10:12:54] h4 I hate the future

[10:13:39] h4 you can just use our hosted version powered by GitHub pages

[10:13:42] h4 this is getting worse by the minute

[13:13:18] h4 oh

[13:13:20] h4 Herr Frogorg

[13:13:24] h4 freewifi

[13:14:08] h4 it's time for some coffee

[13:14:31] h4 oh from the gym?

[13:14:34] h4 nice af!

[13:14:49] h4 Frogorg just doing Frogorg :D

[13:14:59] h4 no homo

[13:19:00] h4 lol

[13:19:08] h4 just don'T solder your hand to the board

[13:20:43] h4 what?

[13:20:46] h4 wth are you referring to?

[13:20:51] h4 7 seconds after you join

[13:21:14] h4 oof

[13:21:22] h4 how did you refer to this?

[13:21:27] h4 i can't even see it in my buffer

[13:21:31] h4 within 7 seconds

[13:22:12] h4 lol really?

[13:22:29] h4 :D

[13:22:31] h4 wtf

[13:22:58] h4 Frogorg: just bri'ish things?

[13:23:05] h4 no they're not americans

[13:23:14] h4 their infrastructure should still work

[13:23:16] h4 right?

[13:23:25] h4 how? D:

[13:26:41] h4 yousei: and how long have you been asleep for that?

[13:33:05] h4 oh Fr0sty back for more politics?

[13:33:11] h4 oh that one is dangerous

[13:33:19] h4 I wouldn't say that around here if I were you

[13:33:43] h4 I wouldn't say that around here if I were you

[13:34:39] h4 D:

[13:34:45] h4 religious crap again?

[13:34:57] h4 man your brain must be Fr0sty

[13:36:18] h4 marilyn manson

[13:36:23] h4 didn't he fuck underage girls?

[13:36:46] h4 is this chronic?

[13:37:10] h4 between you and you?

[13:37:45] h4 like Karl Malone

[13:38:16] h4 I think that was supposed to be irony

[13:38:52] h4 excuse me?

[13:41:47] h4 Fr0sty: the hell are you talking about?

[13:56:23] h4 /o\

[14:05:40] h4 Valware: stop laughing at it

[14:05:43] h4 this will only encourage him

[14:05:50] h4 to do this kind of #chat level shit more often

[14:05:56] h4 and in no time we got ourselves a new Zack

[14:06:29] h4 omfg

[14:06:36] h4 the pupil became the master

[14:06:48] h4 s/pupil/student/

[14:11:34] h4 just take your fucking drugs Syndus

[14:11:39] h4 what the shit is wrong with you?

[14:12:19] h4 you what?

[14:12:24] h4 take whatever you usually take

[14:12:30] h4 and stop being weirdly annoying Syndus

[14:13:03] h4 hey

[14:13:05] h4 oh

[14:13:14] h4 ha!

[14:13:19] h4 thought you had control over your channel, huh?

[14:13:59] h4 irish666: he is the sister

[14:15:00] h4 aight

[14:18:02] h4 !bang

[14:18:04] h4 !reload

[14:18:06] h4 !bang

[14:18:08] h4 what girl?

[14:18:22] h4 oh irish666

[14:18:29] h4 if you become a sjw

[14:18:35] h4 livestream yourself kicking his ass

[14:18:46] h4 I bet my ass that's kuro-chan on vacation in london

[14:19:13] h4 have any cats died recently in your area irish666?

[14:19:58] h4 they aren't really a thing here Syndus

[14:20:04] h4 socraticDev: oh i will

[14:20:10] h4 that is one special motherfucker

[14:20:14] h4 Syndus: neither

[14:20:40] h4 socraticDev: wassup with you though?

[14:20:45] h4 why stick up for kuro-chan?

[14:20:53] h4 how many cheesecake did he stuff into you?

[14:21:25] h4 that looks nice

[14:21:30] h4 but looks also like a lot of fats D:

[14:21:40] h4 look!

[14:21:44] h4 the first american with fresh vegetables!

[14:21:48] h4 there's a tomato in the last pic!

[14:22:01] h4 don't mention the potato behind it

[14:22:31] h4 Syndus: you know you can't eat gypsies, right?

[14:22:48] h4 also those must have been small romas

[14:22:54] h4 it does not look like eight whole humans

[14:23:44] h4 oh

[14:23:48] h4 those are "romani people" for you

[14:23:51] h4 we just call them ROma

[14:24:07] h4 Since the 19th century, some Romani have also migrated to the Americas. There are an estimated 1 million Roma in the United States

[14:24:09] h4 well -8

[14:24:11] h4 you just cooked

[14:24:24] h4 ComputerTech: is this about dick sucking

[14:24:26] h4 ?

[14:24:37] h4 I mean neither really use their +q in here

[14:24:42] h4 plus it's only temporary

[14:24:51] h4 who gives a crap about temporary crap like that?

[14:25:11] h4 so he does have a pass

[14:25:24] h4 he will just ask you why he should do that

[14:29:03] h4 it does

[14:29:38] h4 oh and what the americunts call "corn" is "maize"?

[14:29:49] h4 oh right

[14:29:56] h4 time to forget corn

[14:30:28] h4 whoa

[14:30:38] h4 you guys actually got a word "weiss beer"?

[14:30:49] h4 not you

[14:30:51] h4 the real english people

[14:31:01] h4 your mom

[14:33:31] h4 how did you know?

[14:33:43] h4 HelderHeid: yeah but weißbier is a german word

[14:33:46] h4 you shamelessly stole that one

[14:36:56] h4 HelderHeid: what?

[14:36:59] h4 she did?

[14:43:05] h4 :D

[14:43:18] h4 well she is from eastern german

[14:43:20] h4 y

[14:43:24] h4 these people are a little backwards

[14:46:20] h4 if she used that term

[14:46:28] h4 she must have been talking about our internet infrastructure

[14:50:42] h4 lame

[14:50:58] h4 While speaking at a digital forum in Nuremberg on Tuesday, Merkel regaled the room with a 2013 incident where she was mocked on social media for describing the internet as “unknown territory.”

[14:51:02] h4 it was about our internet though :D

[14:52:44] h4 well no

[14:53:02] h4 rather the reaction to her admitting that she had no clue about the internet as a whole

[14:58:36] h4 hmm

[14:58:38] h4 gay

[16:50:10] h4 What happened?

[16:50:15] h4 Need me to clean up?

[16:50:21] h4 Sup saphir?

[16:50:50] h4 About to ride home in a bit

[16:51:01] h4 Rode 19km just now

[16:54:12] h4 Indeed

[16:54:44] h4 norex couple of hills, no cargo but my lardass

[16:56:36] h4 ffs

[16:56:55] h4 2:36 min/km

[16:57:05] h4 23km/h on avg

[16:57:19] h4 18,79km in total

[16:57:36] h4 Raced some young peoplw

[16:57:43] h4 Showed them who's boss

[16:57:45] h4 Fuckers

[18:06:58] h4 great quote ComputerTech

[18:07:00] h4 so readable

[18:07:04] h4 it's like eating dirt

[18:07:11] h4 sup dudley?

[18:08:50] h4 nice

[18:09:19] h4 racist

[18:09:44] h4 ComputerTech I need to take a shower and there is a vacancy in the jitsi

[18:09:49] h4 take my place for 20-30 minutes please

[18:09:51] h4 kthx

[18:11:07] h4 qi: but brb without a word

[18:11:11] h4 he just ran off

[18:11:23] h4 ok stop interrupting

[18:11:25] h4 shower

[18:50:28] h4 Kuro-chan: you need to go to hawaii

[18:50:32] h4 there's a cat meowing a lot

[18:50:34] h4 do your thing

[18:55:49] h4 oh no

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