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[00:00:39] Valware wee

[00:01:27] Valware @_@

[00:02:11] Valware are you a woman? Salvaje

[00:02:45] Valware ohai esjay

[00:03:09] Valware I got kisses off someone

[00:03:13] Valware are you jealous

[00:03:21] Valware Salvaje, I am gay

[00:04:33] Valware I'm not like gaygaygay gay, just regular gay

[00:04:49] Valware super gheysuper gheysuper gheysuper gheysuper gheysuper gheysuper gheysuper gheysuper ghey

[00:05:03] Valware yes she is

[00:05:50] Valware esjay, hello actually

[00:07:01] Valware you was 1?

[00:07:08] Valware you were a woman once?

[00:07:25] Valware I was 1 year old too though

[00:07:40] Valware esjay, you better not be on your phone while driving

[00:08:11] Valware esjay, get off your phone!

[00:08:13] Valware >:/

[00:08:34] Valware 1990 you were 1?

[00:08:38] Valware so you're 34 now?

[00:09:19] Valware same lol

[00:09:23] Valware barely

[00:09:48] Valware maybe I was around three months in the womb at the end of 1990

[00:10:26] Valware don't worry, I am 32, 33 this year, my back is already killing me off

[00:11:20] Valware huh?

[00:12:02] Valware meh

[00:12:22] Valware I have some nerve in my back poking between two spine chunks

[00:12:49] Valware being ouchy for my back and one of my legs is constantly on fire

[00:13:17] Valware Sciatica

[00:14:31] Valware his, I'm a her

[00:14:58] Valware you can have my bowels but I warn you, I eat only spicy food

[00:15:09] Valware so you might be on the toilet for a while

[00:15:10] Valware =]

[00:15:34] Valware put some toilet paper in the freezer before-hand won't you?

[00:16:21] Valware ;p

[00:16:31] Valware get off my lawn!

[00:16:39] Valware damn rotten kids!

[00:17:30] Valware old fart

[00:17:42] Valware it means old smelly person?

[00:18:09] Valware An old fart, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is a “contemptible or tiresome person, especially one who is old-fashioned, stuffy, or close-minded.” 1. Oxford Dictionaries.

[00:18:34] Valware I am quite tiresome =]

[00:18:44] Valware close-minded, untrue

[00:18:52] Valware old-fashioned, a little

[00:19:03] Valware @bef

[00:19:17] Valware GUA GUA

[00:22:00] Valware you're a grandpa

[00:22:32] Valware I see

[00:23:40] Valware is a newborn considered a new fart?

[00:23:57] Valware lil fart

[00:24:03] Valware what a cute name for a baby =]

[00:24:05] Valware jk

[00:24:25] Valware I'm being called an old fart

[00:24:34] Valware KnownSyntax, how old are you?

[00:25:45] Valware spicy food is the shit amirite

[00:26:32] Valware you're calling me an old fart and you're two years less than me XD

[00:26:41] Valware I'll beat you up

[00:26:45] Valware 笑死我了

[00:27:03] Valware yeah but mentally I'm 21 B-)

[00:28:02] Valware I'm 21 version 11

[00:28:34] Valware you old fart @ KnownSyntax

[00:28:45] Valware now who's old

[00:29:01] Valware (hint: it's KnownSyntax)

[00:29:53] Valware how are they being delayed?

[00:30:29] Valware france?

[00:30:49] Valware (2:29am)

[00:31:32] Valware you uh

[00:31:48] Valware can you find that video on somewhere which isn't tiktok

[00:33:48] Valware the most social media I do is IRC and youtube

[00:37:23] Valware I just finished listening to Salvaje's music

[00:37:35] Valware and you?

[00:40:24] Valware esjay

[00:40:25] Valware https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1wJ2KwbRH6CYcxpyjlFESu?go=1&sp_cid=02418f0a0681913abdb44e7a294ed504&nd=1&dlsi=bb815c252c134a23

[00:41:47] Valware esjay, that's a growing playlist of all the music I like

[00:42:10] Valware mainly western music but there are some chinese >.>

[00:43:01] Valware that's 720 songs

[00:43:03] Valware ;D

[02:23:43] Valware @bef

[02:23:45] Valware ;D

[02:23:46] Valware .w

[02:30:35] Valware .yt hypnotoad 10 hours

[07:28:17] Valware @bef

[07:28:21] Valware @bef

[07:28:22] Valware @bef

[07:28:25] Valware wtf

[07:28:27] Valware @bef

[07:28:30] Valware @bef

[07:28:31] Valware @bef

[07:28:35] Valware !reload

[07:28:36] Valware @bef

[07:28:37] Valware @bef

[07:28:38] Valware @bef

[07:28:40] Valware !reload

[07:28:41] Valware @bef

[07:28:43] Valware @bef

[07:28:44] Valware @bef

[07:28:46] Valware @bef

[07:29:01] Valware fu Peorth ;p

[07:29:05] Valware I mean gg

[07:33:14] Valware irish666, I can also @bef

[07:33:18] Valware less chars

[07:33:19] Valware quicker

[07:33:24] Valware still shoots

[07:33:28] Valware for some reason

[07:34:39] Valware WHAT

[07:34:47] Valware I just missed a second golden duck in a row?!

[07:34:58] Valware what are the odds of that

[07:36:07] Valware what alol

[07:36:11] Valware O.o

[07:36:13] Valware lol

[07:36:17] Valware but also

[07:36:22] Valware what actually ARE the odds of that

[07:36:29] Valware I wanna see some math

[07:38:49] Valware aiya

[07:38:52] Valware no

[07:39:06] Valware drugs are bad

[07:39:08] Valware don't do drugs

[07:39:37] Valware lol

[07:39:49] Valware western medicine is a scam

[07:40:25] Valware "I have a problem" "have some medication to tackle the symptoms" "don't you wanna find out what the problem is" "nope, medication"

[07:40:35] Valware and then the medication has side-effects which require medication

[07:41:16] Valware heh

[07:56:00] Valware that'll hydrate ya

[07:56:04] Valware o.o

[08:01:22] Valware @bef

[08:01:26] Valware !RELOAD

[08:01:29] Valware @bef

[08:01:32] Valware !RELOAD

[08:01:33] Valware @bef

[08:01:35] Valware wtf

[08:01:38] Valware !RELOAD

[08:01:39] Valware @bef

[08:01:43] Valware o.o

[08:01:49] Valware !reload

[08:01:50] Valware @bef

[08:01:54] Valware jeez

[08:02:08] Valware this gun jams way too much

[08:02:12] Valware need a new gun

[08:02:15] Valware maybe an uzi

[08:02:38] Valware bbl going for an afternoon stroll with the doggo

[08:03:06] Valware @bef

[08:03:24] Valware these ducks are crazy

[08:03:53] Valware what happens with the dead duck

[08:04:19] Valware is there just hundreds of dead ducks laying around on the floor nearby

[08:10:42] Valware !duckstats

[08:11:13] Valware 1 line = 2 line response

[08:11:14] Valware :>

[08:11:32] Valware so whatever strain I put on it, it takes double

[08:16:47] Valware bbl

[10:16:49] Valware wb 666

[10:17:14] Valware I will call you Liu from now on

[10:18:07] Valware hinduphobia lol that sounds like nothing except externalized self-hate

[10:19:56] Valware o.o

[10:20:02] Valware you're on about what

[10:20:20] Valware madness

[10:21:01] Valware joining like "I have hinduphobia"

[10:21:15] Valware what the fuck

[10:21:17] Valware troll?

[10:21:38] Valware T ROLLLLLLL IN THE DUNGEON

[10:21:45] Valware trollface.png

[10:30:53] Valware oh well shit

[10:31:03] Valware but

[10:31:10] Valware that's not hinduism opressing him

[10:31:14] Valware governments just do that anyway

[10:32:18] Valware well I hope he's less oppressed soon

[10:32:29] Valware opressive governments suck

[11:25:12] Valware lol

[11:25:25] Valware Sander, it means Roman Catholic

[11:26:49] Valware I'm just reading about the religions of ireland now gosh =]

[11:27:33] Valware look at it this way B-)

[11:28:09] Valware there are thousands of gods in the world's religions, and you both don't believe in the same number of gods

[11:29:14] Valware and atheism is just not-believing in one more god than you

[11:29:52] Valware atheism is like denying a higher power, right

[11:30:12] Valware denying it altogether

[11:31:57] Valware in which case, I am not an atheist because of my science-based beliefs (of course that doesn't make my beliefs facts just because they're science based beliefs)

[11:36:46] Valware I believe the universe is conscious and we are just temporary existences who exist with one very strong and obvious drive: understand what is good and what is bad = so that the universe itself may understand

[11:37:08] Valware and if that's the case then I submit that this is something that would be considered a god

[11:37:28] Valware "in His image"

[11:38:18] Valware what if His image was... the universe itself =]

[11:38:37] Valware good evening lol

[11:40:58] Valware everything that motivates anyone in life is part of their plight of knowing, understanding and doing what is good. good for them, good for their family, good for the world, and build a life around it

[11:42:24] Valware any business idea is built around the idea of doing your understanding, your image of "what is good"

[11:44:48] Valware sometimes people even use it as a greeting; "what's good?"

[11:45:16] Valware good this good that

[11:45:38] Valware religious or not, we all have that drive to do something that is good, no?

[11:46:23] Valware even bad people secretly wish they weren't bad

[11:47:47] Valware you can still be a good person to a bad person without giving the other person any of your trust or money

[11:52:11] Valware all it takes to turn a bad person good is giving them back the belief that there are still good people in the world, because everyone hides their goodness from people for some reason

[11:52:56] Valware because not everyone is good

[11:54:15] Valware and good people aren't good all the time

[11:54:27] Valware and bad people aren't bad all the time...

[11:55:08] Valware </wall of text>

[11:56:36] Valware aw man I look i n another channel for 10 seconds

[11:56:55] Valware 10 seconds!

[11:57:02] Valware this game is rigged ;(

[11:57:23] Valware no wait

[12:01:05] Valware ;(

[12:02:01] Valware Skyrim*

[12:03:23] Valware no worries, these are surprisingly weak being Skyrim dragons

[12:03:40] Valware all you need is a bow and arrow and some rocks to hide behind

[17:12:13] Valware I can't decide, I like them both

[17:12:46] Valware although the second one almost has a bit of a "sponsored by" vibe

[17:13:03] Valware @bef

[17:13:06] Valware !reload

[18:39:49] Valware gaaaaygaaaaygaaaaygaaaaygaaaaygaaaay

[18:40:09] Valware don't you know it's gay to call people gay

[18:41:05] Valware random PM [02:40:28] <lurker36> Sorry

[18:41:05] Valware [02:40:39] <lurker36> I was trying to speak in truth and i tabbed over

[18:41:12] Valware oh he's back

[18:41:13] Valware wb

[18:41:26] Valware "speak in truth"

[18:42:44] Valware .kick Panik NO AKICK just regular kick 4u

[18:43:02] Valware wb

[18:43:44] Valware ComputerTech, your level...

[18:43:47] Valware it's...

[18:43:56] Valware it's OVER 9000

[18:45:07] Valware I just did the mightiest burp in the world.

[18:45:32] Valware do you even kno who I am tho fam

[18:46:00] Valware lol

[18:46:10] Valware lmao

[18:47:17] Valware I don't live on an island

[18:49:24] Valware drink water eat food

[18:51:00] Valware 3 liters of lighter fluid obviously

[18:52:17] Valware .w

[18:52:47] Valware compression fists*

[18:55:45] Valware I think we could compress ComputerTech using a mixture dehydration to decrease mass as much as possible first, then use a tool like zip or tar

[18:57:15] Valware hotel coffee?

[18:58:56] Valware "the media could not be played." @ \g

[18:59:06] Valware might be my browser

[18:59:56] Valware lol drumsticks

[19:02:17] Valware bad word? XD

[19:03:08] Valware .k h4 ;D

[19:03:18] Valware ll

[19:04:25] Valware who is it

[19:05:04] Valware NickServ hasn't had the pleasure when it comes to certain people

[19:07:52] Valware omg

[19:09:03] Valware ComputerTech, how tall are you

[19:09:19] Valware in lightyears

[19:09:39] Valware lol

[19:11:52] Valware aaaaaaaaa someone's smoke alarms are going off

[19:12:12] Valware okay phew they stopped

[19:12:23] Valware it's started again

[19:12:26] Valware ;(

[19:12:53] Valware lurker36, which ocean

[19:13:38] Valware going where? ;p

[19:14:26] Valware https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ttDUGM-1mU

[19:14:37] Valware we comin to americurrrrr

[19:15:58] Valware qwertz(!¡?¿)uiop

[19:16:19] Valware I've seen azerty

[19:16:23] Valware and querty

[19:16:36] Valware but qwertzuiop?

[19:17:38] Valware o.o

[19:18:01] Valware that got dark quicker than a winters evening

[19:18:51] Valware -eye roll-

[19:19:02] Valware such a dad joke indeed

[19:19:39] Valware share? compelled to share what

[19:21:00] Valware Knock Knock

[19:21:03] Valware @bef

[19:21:06] Valware !reload

[19:21:25] Valware bbl

[20:38:04] Valware did you know: if you took all the people in the world and lined them up in a chain holding hands around the equator, more than 60% would drown

[20:39:03] Valware @bef

[20:39:08] Valware !shop 5

[20:39:10] Valware @bef

[20:39:11] Valware @bef

[20:39:34] Valware the duck fled? ;(

[20:39:49] Valware norex next time we bring snipers

[20:39:55] Valware get that silencer

[20:40:10] Valware and put it on h4

[20:41:39] Valware you could fire a shotgun and nobody would hear it over the amount of shit h4 talking

[20:41:41] Valware jkjk

[20:42:07] Valware but yeah ComputerTech's a professional fullstack dev alright B-)

[20:42:54] Valware I know I talk the most shit ;D

[20:43:18] Valware lol

[20:43:47] Valware should I get takeaway hmmm

[20:50:15] Valware you'd be the old valware

[20:51:00] Valware it'll never die

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