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Angel
foxy: I'll pass that on when h4 is around.
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Valware
foxy, run for your life!
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Valware
reckon you could take him?
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Valware
get the boxing gloves
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -2] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt
Valware > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 6.691s, which makes you a total of 516 ducks (including 66 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [46 xp] [four-leaf clover] [AP ammo]
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DuckHunt
Valware > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
Valware > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt
Valware > You just bought back your confiscated gun in exchange for 40 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 2 (noob).
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DuckHunt
Hunting stats for dasbrain: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 3/6 | charg.: 4/5 | jammed: no (17 times) | confisc.: no (57 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 7767 xp | lvl 38 (duck annihilator) / 23 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 77.32% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 74% | effectiv. of fire: 65% | gun reliability: 99% | armor: 92% | deflection: 88%
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DuckHunt
[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 1.715s | average react. time: 32.847s | 516 ducks (incl. 66 golden ducks) | 267 misses | 37 accidents | 118 empty shots | 21 wild shots | 783 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 2 stray bullets from which 0 lethal, 2 ricocheted and 0 neutralized. [Inventory] [Inventory] [Inventory] 4-leaf clover / AP ammo
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toni
hey Valware did i miss u?
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Valware
I don't know, did you miss me?
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toni
i forgot about u all here, but i ca say i remember u and u made an impression
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Valware
what impression did I make
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Valware
remember me from where
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Valware
this isn't gonna be good is it
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toni
i think here?
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Valware
what was the impression D: "god so weird and hyper and doesnt seem to shut up about unrealircd"
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toni
i left this chan becus it was so noisy, i prefer smoler, more cozy ones
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Valware
I don't remember you
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Valware
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toni
np sushi forgot about me too
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Valware
what impression did I make
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toni
i remember u as tough girl Valware
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Valware
foxy ;p you're a bigger nerd
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Valware
toni you got me on the edge of my seat
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toni
foxy isthis ur snake,, is she venomius?
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toni
yes that u handle words well mixed with humor i remember too
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foxy
toni i almost stepped on it
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foxy
while walking the dog
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toni
cut the heat and fry it
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toni
snake meat, healthy jummie
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toni
good thank u spottet it in time
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toni
er venomious bite can cost 200k
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foxy
landlord won't answer the phone
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Internets
:: YouTube OMFG & Jelly - Dinosaur :: (02:52) :: Views 718,966 :: Rating [+] 25,003 likes [+] 25,003 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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toni
isnt there snake catcher in ur town? he catch and release
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toni
put her some water foxy
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toni
open water to drop drop drop
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toni
or garden tube
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dumbgoy
toni , i thought i told you to quit clogging the tub drain!!!
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toni
idk that word srry
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toni
&tr en de clogging
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toni
$tr en de clogging
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toni
$tr de clogging
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toni
Angel: u are useless
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Syndus
.u desert jellies
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Internets
:: [2/2] Desert jellys :: [SHOWER] [DRAIN] [CUMMIES] ::
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Internets
:: [1/2] desert jellies :: According to [Arin Hanson] from Game Grumps: [Desert Jellies] are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If y... ::
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wez
toni: Don't be mean to Angel
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Syndus
Wez: don't be mean to toni
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toni
Syndus: dont be mean to wez
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wez
Syndus: I have never been mean to toni
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Syndus
I'm not your buddy guy
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wez
Syndus: I'm not your guy buddy
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wez
Ah Canadians
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Syndus
We don't take kindly to those that don't take kindly around here
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wez
Family guy?
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Valware
[08:33:54] <@Syndus> We don't take kindly to those that don't take kindly around here
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Valware
I don't take too kindly to that
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Syndus
I haven't watched fg in forever
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Valware
I haven't watched fg
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wez
I haven't watched either in a while
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wez
I think the last SP I watched and Darth Chef in it and the super adventure club, or was it towlie...
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Valware
caffeine and painkillers >:)
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Valware
spins
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wez
"Don't forget your towel!!!!!..... Wanna get higih?"
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Valware
is that south park =]
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wez
Valware: yes
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wez
Valware: I wanna make love to ya women!!! lay ya down by the fi-ya!!
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
wez > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.839s, which makes you a total of 1 duck on #computertech. You are promoted to level 1 (tourist). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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wez
Valware: That was also SP
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Valware
I don't get that reference
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wez
Isaac Hayes, RIP
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wez
He played Chef you see
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wez
Until he got aducted by scientology
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wez
abducted..
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wez
wow my spelling is bad today
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Valware
we know what you meant
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Valware
english is cool like that
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Valware
you kan mace menny misteaks and peepol will steal no wot ur on about
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Valware
that is why many people say learning chinese is very difficult, because one wrong tone and you have a whole new or broken meaning
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Valware
for example be careful talking about your chicken in public
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Valware
laughs in chinese
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wez
Valware: That's right
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Valware
it is rather pronounced like "she-ye she-ye"
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wez
yeah, again I can't slepp but you still knew what I was talking about :)
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wez
Valware: <3
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wez
I am drinking my first coffee for the day, and it's 10:45 AM S:
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Valware
I just finished my second can of the Monster Ultra
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wez
+08:00 UTC!!!! That maens you are either from Wester Australia or somewhere in China area
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Valware
and what about you?
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wez
+10:00 UTC here
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Valware
I think we are +7
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Valware
I mean what country? [=
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wez
oh, so Russia or Mongolia?
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wez
AUstralia here
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toni
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Valware
hey what do you think of my webpanel's login screen background
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Angel
ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when h4 is around.
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Valware
you scanned it before for me
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Valware
I put "wez rocks" as the card text instead of "Login to use Admin Panel"
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Valware
to prove it was mine
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wez
ComputerTech: boop!
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Valware
your memory is worse than mne
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Valware
ComputerTech where's my hearts and hugs and stuff
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wez
$tell h4 Ubuntu is the best!!! apt remove --purge h4
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Angel
wez: I'll pass that on when h4 is around.
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wez
ComputerTech <3
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Valware
ComputerTech <333333
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Valware
ComputerTech what is that?
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Valware
because if it was yours it'd be ireland or poland
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Valware
the uk server is in france
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Valware
uk domains are cheap
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Valware
p sure that's why foxy has a .co.uk domain lol
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Valware
and it looks official
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GK-Deacon
ComputerTech did u know iu got another new computer
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GK-Deacon
liek in the last 2 weeks
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ComputerTech
GK-Deacon: aye, you told me the other day
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ComputerTech
that's quite a lot of money for a PC
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ComputerTech
Valware: I haven't pushed the new features, ping, traceroute, server status checker, domain lookup/checker just yet tho
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GK-Deacon
i didnt have to pay for it
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ComputerTech
it relays through one of my side dedis
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GK-Deacon
i ripped off the CC company
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GK-Deacon
it is whats called a guarenteed income
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GK-Deacon
bankrupcy trustee trold me to do it
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GK-Deacon
i could either claim bankrupt
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GK-Deacon
clain a consumer propsal
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GK-Deacon
the bankrupot and consumer propsal cost 7500 eaCH
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GK-Deacon
walking away cost me nothing
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GK-Deacon
i get my credit back in 3 years
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GK-Deacon
i sent 1k worth of HDS to ewg
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GK-Deacon
i racked the card up good
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GK-Deacon
after learning they couldnt force me to pay it back
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GK-Deacon
i actrually went over 2k
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GK-Deacon
i got a 300$ steam credit
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ComputerTech
i paid for all the DLCs on euro truck simulator 2
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Angel
ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when h4 is around.
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GK-Deacon
you can go out and drive a truck in real life
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ComputerTech
i've driven some trucks, but it's nice to just play a game tbh
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ComputerTech
especially if i'm not really planning on travelling irl across europe
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GK-Deacon
the kickass of steering wheels
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GK-Deacon
i even got the addon of the shifter
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therock247uk
not played it in a awhile but its on my steam
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ComputerTech
adds therock247uk as a friend on steam~
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -2] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 7.388s, which makes you a total of 517 ducks (including 67 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 39 (serial duck killer). \_X< *KWAK* [58 xp] [four-leaf clover] [AP ammo]
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DuckHunt
GK-Deacon > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech returns GK-Deacon's gun to him.
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therock247uk
wow ive not played it since 2021 lol
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Compy
Hey hey hey! How you doing ComputerTech?
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Compy
Same amigo! Doing well
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GK-Deacon
ComputerTech i gotta go smoke ill brb
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Compy
GK-Deacon: Way ahead of you!
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Compy
Man, I look at that and I'm proud! Looks great
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Compy
Nice job ComputerTech!
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 3/5
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -2] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -2]
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 10.826s, which makes you a total of 518 ducks (including 68 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [70 xp] [four-leaf clover] [AP ammo]
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therock247uk
ComputerTech whats your steam? ill add you :P
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ComputerTech
weird, it logged me out, gimme your ID therock247uk
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ComputerTech
hands therock247uk a budweiser
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therock247uk
sips :D
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quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity)
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wof
wez: all tank today
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wof
bro get online
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wof
$tell wez u monline
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Angel
wof: I'll pass that on when wez is around.
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Rizon
set mode +o million
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joined #computertech
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million
just hung up a bunch of stuff on the walls of our new place
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ComputerTech
hands million la cup of tea
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wof
$tell wez terrorist exist in the game
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Angel
wof: I'll pass that on when wez is around.
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Angel
ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when wof is around.
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PapaFrog
The same guy gets shipwrecked a second time, but this time with a dog.
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PapaFrog
He walks around the island and finds some wild sheep and no-one else.
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PapaFrog
However, after a long spell of, err, loneliness the sheep start to become a likely proposition.
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PapaFrog
This continues for a few frustrating weeks.
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PapaFrog
He goes off to find(!) a sheep. Every time he gets near the sheep – “GRRRR!” The dog stops him.
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PapaFrog
Then, after a storm he finds a young woman struggling in the surf, He swims out, rescues her and bring her back from nearly drowning.
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PapaFrog
“I’m so, grateful” she say, fluttering her long eyelashes, “Is there anything at all I can thank you with?”
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PapaFrog
“Yes, take that f*cking dog for a walk!”
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ComputerTech
hands PapaFrog a beer
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 3/5
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 2/5
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 11.632s, which makes you a total of 519 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an infrared detector ! Your weapon trigger will be locked if there are no ducks around, thus helping you to save bullets. Lasts for 24h and 6 uses.
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.317s, which makes you a total of 520 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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million
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.682s, which makes you a total of 521 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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ComputerTech
hands DasBrain a cookie
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DasBrain
I'm currently watching the Dark Knight.
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DasBrain
No. I watched the third one yesterday.
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DasBrain
Tomorrow I will watch the first one.
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DasBrain
Yeah. Watched the 3rd one, then didn't know what I will watch today, browsed a bit and decided to watch the second one.
[02:16:37]
DasBrain
Obviously, I will have to watch the first one tomorrow.
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wof
PapaFrog: that is my great grand mother, she smoked till she was 98
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Angel
wof: 2024-04-27 - 01:48:04UTC <ComputerTech> tell wof (´ω`)っ旦~~
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wof
cigars anyways
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wof
no cancer but cigars made by real cubans and puerto ricans
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set mode +o phish
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phish
y do i keep getting kicked
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ComputerTech
kicked phish (same)
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wof
PapaFrog: i rest my case god bless my ggma 98 and my gma at 102
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wof
island life will provide you years
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wof
I will live to at least 90
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wof
ok gtg playing games
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ComputerTech
sips korean beer
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PapaFrog
lol.. I'm 24hour banned from quaora again.. just for reading too many answers..
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preach
never seen that
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PapaFrog
"Too many requests from IP"