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[16:16:00] h4 Peorth: is him not liking you a story worth telling?

[16:17:06] h4 !bang

[16:17:15] h4 the fuck?

[16:21:13] h4 I wanted to flip off freewifi

[16:21:20] h4 typed "fre" and tabbed

[16:21:27] h4 and I shoved you

[16:21:31] h4 so screw you

[16:23:07] h4 no

[16:23:30] h4 take your goddamn drugs Syndus

[16:23:56] h4 your weird crap made me leave yesterday

[16:24:03] h4 and alterego thought I was being emo about him

[16:24:36] h4 reboot and autojoin

[16:24:38] h4 so I'm here again

[16:25:01] h4 then Syndus got kickbanned for annoying

[16:25:07] h4 !bang

[16:25:11] h4 !reload

[16:27:34] h4 and you need to stop zacking around

[16:28:25] h4 did it ever cross your mind that I'm just the only one mean enough to rub it in your face?

[16:28:35] h4 or the only one stupid enough to even care

[16:29:52] h4 I mean we successfully got rid of the village idiot Zack and the whiny sheep joke addict ahsoka

[16:30:08] h4 I was really hoping you were better

[16:30:54] h4 isn't there a channel like #chat or #chatters you can be amongst your kind?

[16:31:01] h4 *+where

[16:31:31] h4 scroll up please

[16:31:52] h4 you don't even have to scroll up

[16:31:55] h4 I never paid you any mind

[16:32:03] h4 but you felt it necessary to send me some weird gif

[16:32:21] h4 stop crying about the consequences of your own actions

[16:32:55] h4 and back to schizoposting

[16:33:08] h4 which one of you am I talking to right now?

[16:33:26] h4 how very rude of you

[16:33:30] h4 consider that nerve touched however

[16:34:06] h4 seriously Syndus

[16:34:08] h4 get some help

[16:34:11] h4 this is ridiculous

[16:34:27] h4 or just fuck off to #chat and enjoy your time with Zack

[16:34:31] h4 you act just like him

[16:34:58] h4 are you talking to yourself again or me?

[16:35:19] h4 I'm sure even in america you can get help against your multiple personality disorder

[16:36:21] h4 ye

[16:36:25] h4 :D

[16:36:32] h4 sorry bout that

[16:38:21] h4 wrong channel Syndus

[16:39:18] h4 it really isn't

[16:39:39] h4 well what can I say? You annoyed me by showing me that shitty gif

[16:39:50] h4 not my fault you did that

[16:41:17] h4 there is that Zack again

[16:41:24] h4 ohoho, y u so funny!?

[16:41:28] h4 u no take druggies?

[16:41:31] h4 fucking moron

[16:42:03] h4 people like you turn this channel into the bus for special kids

[16:42:24] h4 dude

[16:42:27] h4 MEDS

[16:42:29] h4 NOW

[16:42:41] h4 using words like these is not normal

[16:42:46] h4 you need the medication!

[16:46:40] h4 that seems to do the trick then

[16:47:26] h4 $tell ComputerTech please stop giving the Zack-people access, else you will get quotable crap like "Wooly, Wooly bully, Maddy told Haddy!" and schizoposting like that

[16:47:59] h4 I'll be back later to remove the idiot should he have returned

[17:04:27] h4 this will be a huge waste of my time

[17:04:30] h4 but hey you are back

[17:04:41] h4 I hope you took your meds and can be normal again

[17:06:16] h4 yeah and I will be again

[17:06:18] h4 enjoy o/

[17:06:20] h4 7part

[17:06:22] h4 damn it

[20:10:43] h4 who invited me!?

[20:10:47] h4 thx

[20:10:49] h4 <3

[20:10:51] h4 gay

[20:11:08] h4 Valware: I will send you a pic of my credit card but my ass cheek will cover ~80% of the number

[20:11:10] h4 deal?

[20:11:34] h4 alternatively I could use my dick to hide the information

[20:11:37] h4 but I have to get it going first

[20:11:39] h4 might be too small

[20:11:59] h4 it's also hard to get it to the point where it covers 80%

[20:12:13] h4 that reminds me

[20:12:23] h4 a friend of mine once went to the toilet during a lecture at university

[20:12:27] h4 a minute later I got a picture

[20:12:36] h4 in the thumbnail it looked like he made a pic of his dick

[20:12:46] h4 upon closer inspection it was his finger lol

[20:12:52] h4 he had pretty fat fingers

[20:13:00] h4 why would I be scared of dicks

[20:13:02] h4 ?

[20:13:12] h4 you know we got nudist beaches over here, right?

[20:13:24] h4 also not uncommon for people to go swimming in a lake butt-naked

[20:13:36] h4 I'm as scared of dicks as I am of tits

[20:14:03] h4 but anyways

[20:14:05] h4 enough about penises

[20:14:09] h4 lets talk about you instead ComputerTech

[20:14:13] h4 are you sober?

[20:14:23] h4 by accident?

[20:14:36] h4 Valware: he might have run out of allowance

[20:14:41] h4 give him a chance :D

[20:14:54] h4 "But moooooom, I want another beer!!"

[20:15:16] h4 "No, Colbert, you have to get yourself a job from here on out"

[20:15:53] h4 oh god I'm procrastinating

[20:16:08] h4 btw ComputerTech qi showed us porn on jitsi earlier

[20:16:15] h4 it was quite enjoyable

[20:16:27] h4 but she is a woman

[20:16:33] h4 I think

[20:16:36] h4 she looks like one

[20:16:40] h4 no

[20:16:42] h4 that is voyeurism

[20:16:50] h4 gay is having ComputerTech suck your cock

[20:17:20] h4 the joke was lost on Valware :(

[20:17:26] h4 maybe too meta

[20:17:40] h4 ye

[20:17:43] h4 ^

[20:17:45] h4 right question :D

[20:17:52] h4 powerwashing porn

[20:18:02] h4 ...

[20:18:05] h4 lost on you as well

[20:18:14] h4 $tell qi please educate ComputerTech about powerwashing porn

[20:18:35] h4 you should totally google that ComputerTech

[20:19:10] h4 lol duckduckgo

[20:19:17] h4 it even links that as search query on pornhub

[20:20:00] h4 you are really sheltered ComputerTech

[20:20:05] h4 I never did it myself

[20:20:09] h4 but I know what powerwashing is

[20:20:13] h4 everybody should know

[20:20:51] h4 I really hate that he has dinner after 10pm

[20:21:34] h4 there was a time

[20:21:39] h4 where you could hardly avoid that

[20:21:45] h4 because it was literally everywhere

[20:21:47] h4 on reddit

[20:21:49] h4 on youtube

[20:21:54] h4 that's about all I use lol

[20:22:00] h4 can't say shit about that other crap

[20:22:23] h4 still ComputerTech lives in his tiny bubble

[20:22:38] h4 it contains amazon

[20:22:42] h4 so i have to avoid it

[20:23:30] h4 how would he be a pony with his legs behind his hears?

[20:23:33] h4 *ears

[20:23:38] h4 that does not make sense

[20:24:00] h4 again, it has amazon in it

[20:24:07] h4 has to be avoided at all cost

[20:24:24] h4 the river then

[20:33:38] h4 that's not food

[20:34:50] h4 huh

[20:41:42] h4 alright

[20:41:44] h4 I got it

[21:21:34] h4 WHAT?

[21:21:40] h4 with the fucking invites

[21:21:44] h4 oh hey Dr_DICK

[21:21:50] h4 nice seeing you here

[21:21:55] h4 hey you wanna ditch this channel for a better one?

[21:22:21] h4 Dr_DICK: oooof :D

[21:22:41] h4 I don't know

[21:22:50] h4 at least nobody says you're doing sheep anymore

[21:23:00] h4 Herr Neo_Nemesis

[21:23:06] h4 <gay3

[21:23:18] h4 no shit

[21:23:38] h4 whao

[21:23:42] h4 after throwing around hearts

[21:23:46] h4 you should not open your mouth like that

[21:23:48] h4 very suggestive

[21:24:12] h4 you should be lucky that ComputerTech does not understand these clues

[21:24:19] h4 yeah

[21:24:26] h4 I'm qualified enough to leave this shithole behind

[21:24:47] h4 unless I can't get my family out

[21:24:49] h4 then I'd have to fight

[21:24:59] h4 she was looking at her fat belly

[21:25:01] h4 and said the german word for big

[21:25:06] h4 don't be rude ComputerTech

[21:25:49] h4 no thank you

[21:25:55] h4 I'd rather die fighting the russians than flee to america

[21:26:13] h4 west

[21:26:17] h4 spain

[21:26:39] h4 have fun suffering extreme summers

[21:26:41] h4 and droughts

[21:26:48] h4 northern germany is actually a great place

[21:27:08] h4 fuck scenery

[21:27:10] h4 it's about climate

[21:27:18] h4 since the humans collectively fucked that up

[21:27:30] h4 our climate is a bit weird but altogether okay

[21:27:36] h4 we don't have that many droughts

[21:27:38] h4 nor floods

[21:27:43] h4 well flensburg had a flood

[21:27:56] h4 ComputerTech: imagine fatkait wanting to flee to portugal

[21:28:05] h4 oh thank god, an obese motherfucker that will cost everybody else paying social security

[21:28:07] h4 :D

[21:28:28] h4 also ComputerTech

[21:28:39] h4 the fat cow expressed her desire for me to die

[21:28:45] h4 i see this as an insult

[21:28:48] h4 you should act on it

[21:29:00] h4 esjay: you're a fatty too?

[21:29:45] h4 fatties sticking together

[21:29:51] h4 comes with higher temperatures

[21:29:55] h4 and sweaty people :D

[21:30:06] h4 esjay: oh I never told her to die

[21:30:16] h4 she will die sooner than most given her health

[21:30:24] h4 but I don't really care

[21:30:42] h4 I'm like her diet

[21:30:44] h4 she can't face me

[21:30:46] h4 but keeps talking about me

[21:31:18] h4 oh

[21:31:23] h4 I did not mention her yesterday

[21:31:27] h4 nor on friday

[21:31:40] h4 but sure

[21:31:43] h4 she ain't got shit else going on

[21:31:47] h4 might as well feel flattered by me

[21:32:28] h4 it's not like ComputerTech could get rid of her despite her being a proper bitch to him

[21:32:32] h4 he is obviously scared of you

[21:34:56] h4 just when that truth starts hurting

[21:34:58] h4 :D

[21:56:37] h4 oh wow

[21:56:39] h4 Panik: you cunt

[21:56:46] h4 huh

[21:56:50] h4 I missed a lot of these quotes

[21:57:03] h4 no touching!

[21:58:59] h4 well

[21:59:04] h4 just get your white cape

[21:59:09] h4 set fire to a cross

[21:59:22] h4 Panik will either attack you

[21:59:24] h4 or flee

[21:59:30] h4 50/50 I guess

[21:59:33] h4 good luck ComputerTech !

[21:59:52] h4 but I have seen Panik getting his ass whooped by a woman

[21:59:56] h4 so you might have a chance

[22:00:57] h4 well she stood at his place

[22:08:21] h4 ^

[22:08:30] h4 Peorth: between us

[22:08:36] h4 I think Panik has italian ancestors

[22:09:53] h4 he is quite loud in real life

[22:10:03] h4 !bang

[22:12:35] h4 *your

[22:12:40] h4 also leave wookie out of this

[22:12:44] h4 he has nothing to do with this

[22:12:49] h4 fuck off with your popcorn

[22:13:05] h4 D:

[22:13:08] h4 toni

[22:13:22] h4 ComputerTech: du hast schöne Beine

[22:13:24] h4 there

[22:13:26] h4 now back to business

[22:14:02] h4 Panik: pass mal auf du Tunte

[22:14:18] h4 gleich fick ich hier aber mal ein paar Gesichter

[22:14:25] h4 Panik: indian

[22:14:27] h4 so yes

[22:14:29] h4 that is Asia

[22:14:41] h4 Panik: very smelly

[22:15:19] h4 I have seen ComputerTech half naked

[22:15:46] h4 Panik

[22:15:55] h4 are you wasted?

[22:16:33] h4 toni: das ist unser Quotenneger

[22:16:36] h4 :x

[22:16:50] h4 toni: ne er ist ein Bruder aus Kanada

[22:17:06] h4 er ist korrekt

[22:17:08] h4 bisschen aufgedreht

[22:18:54] h4 Panik: sorry

[22:19:02] h4 calling you Quotenneger was uncalled for

[22:19:05] h4 I apologize for this

[22:20:07] h4 I am a nice guy

[22:23:00] h4 hammer steak?

[22:30:53] h4 is it yours or is it part of the rent?

[22:30:59] h4 if it is the latter, call your landlord

[22:31:16] h4 the thing in my apartment is not mine

[22:31:23] h4 so if that goes to shit I'll call the landlord to replace it

[22:31:53] h4 but did you bring the stove?

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