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[12:50:09] Hks good morning assholes

[12:50:17] Hks and Foxy

[12:51:55] Hks i was just gonna say that

[12:52:53] Hks lmao thats a good joke

[12:53:55] Hks thats just wrong

[12:55:08] Hks ok never mind the previous one, this one was the worst

[12:55:48] Hks you dont want batman to permban you off this net

[12:56:35] Hks been here for over 25 years, you don't make jokes about batman

[12:59:09] Hks so who gets kicked first?

[12:59:43] Hks grungebarbie i agree

[13:04:21] Hks youu don't want to fuck with a cat grungebarbie

[13:04:23] Hks https://imgur.com/a/m4MUR7L

[13:06:25] Hks he's delibertaly vicious

[13:06:56] Hks he chases my german shepard all the time

[13:08:18] Hks and shes a pure bread german shepard, trained by the cops, not scared of gun shots but the cat still makes her run

[13:09:14] Hks looks like he's chilling

[13:10:01] Hks im alergic to cats, only have one because i fucked up and had to get one for my wife to make up for it

[13:10:48] Hks "a vicious assault"

[13:10:48] Hks deliberately cruel or violent.

[13:12:04] Hks he never scratches me but the wife always has scars all over her

[13:13:08] Hks i only get scars when i work in the rack space, never wear gloves :P

[13:14:17] Hks @snoopy i used to be like that

[13:15:12] Hks u sure?

[13:15:48] Hks you wanna be johny depp

[13:16:00] Hks ok

[13:16:38] Hks should i undo it yet

[13:17:14] Hks just for shits and giggles, you asked for it

[13:17:27] Hks [9:16:52am] Hks sets mode: -b *!*@9D34A84E:DBF98649:3D0A77FA:IP

[13:17:27] Hks * Retrieving #computertech modes...

[13:17:27] Hks [9:16:38am] <@Hks> should i undo it yet

[13:18:05] Hks my cat will kill you

[13:20:08] Hks no i don't recall you at all and i've been here a while

[13:20:21] Hks i'm a cybersec eng

[13:21:03] Hks i come and go, most of you around here hate me but i've been around for a while

[13:21:13] Hks what do you cook?

[13:22:09] Hks can you make me brekfast? I just woke up with a giant hungover and wife doesn't want to have sex :P

[13:22:34] Hks i wish she did :D

[13:22:56] Hks hey pretty girl

[13:23:19] Hks lmao

[13:23:36] Hks epic fail on this bot again

[13:24:17] Hks i think i did when i was a kid

[13:24:46] Hks i feel old but im 38

[13:24:55] Hks i still get carded

[13:26:05] Hks beer is good for meat but i prefer merlot

[13:26:19] Hks wify digs it

[13:26:52] Hks actually she digs any wine with anything all the time

[13:27:04] Hks i live in wine country

[13:27:22] Hks 7 wineries within walking distance

[13:27:28] Hks niagra

[13:28:27] Hks i went to the reserve just yesterday for smokes

[13:28:47] Hks yup, caledonia

[13:29:12] Hks i quit weed, cant seem to quit smokes or scotch

[13:29:36] Hks haha

[13:29:52] Hks you need to update angel boo

[13:30:43] Hks give him ops, he seems decent

[13:31:30] Hks although i thought z was decent too, so dont take my word on it

[13:32:01] Hks what season are you at btw?

[13:32:31] Hks mruno doesn't talk to me anymore :D

[13:33:48] Hks oh you actually put him in the list

[13:34:27] Hks whats the status? :P

[13:35:11] Hks Syndus i don't think im even on the list :P

[13:35:27] Hks CT hates me

[13:36:58] Hks ECB must have lost power

[13:37:08] Hks !bang

[13:38:01] Hks he's always driving with irc on

[13:38:49] Hks you should shave dude

[13:39:17] Hks maybe you shave to much

[13:39:33] Hks oh i did bitch

[13:39:39] Hks how are you

[13:40:15] Hks you wake up from the day drinking finally

[13:40:46] Hks im just about to go to lcbo

[13:41:12] Hks actually avondale is closer nowdays and they sell scotch

[13:41:41] Hks i fkn hate ontario

[13:42:50] Hks justin made it so they can sell beer and wine in every god them supermarket but no booze

[13:43:45] Hks CT you're better off using angel, at least the APIs are up to date

[13:47:41] Hks by the way its $weather toronto

[13:48:02] Hks or whatever she set as a trigger, by default its .weather

[13:49:39] Hks ok way too much scrolling, i'm gonna go get some red label

[13:50:01] Hks he moved to another net

[13:50:33] Hks h4?

[13:50:38] Hks i hate that troll

[13:51:17] Hks mine is still #1

[13:51:35] Hks and #3

[13:52:08] Hks i set a mode for it not to show

[13:52:19] Hks hey DasBrain!

[13:53:10] Hks did you cook brekfast yet, im starving

[13:53:33] Hks ok i'll go gget booze, you make some eggs

[13:53:56] Hks seriously?

[13:54:23] Hks i can't grow a full beard even if i tried

[13:54:45] Hks my wife says i look like captain morgan when i don't shave

[13:54:57] Hks and she loves it, but i hate it

[13:55:55] Hks i would show you but i never post my pic on irc, i do bad stuff around here

[13:56:47] Hks probably 100k of copywrite infringments

[13:56:58] Hks maybe more

[13:57:21] Hks more like 2 movies per hour for last 25 years

[13:58:40] Hks you should change the OnlyDucks to your true OnlyFans page :D

[13:59:13] Hks wait, it pays?

[13:59:23] Hks shit I should set one up

[14:00:00] Hks are you saying i could have made money by jerking off?

[14:00:25] Hks dbz as in dragon ball?

[14:01:20] Hks Syndus you look kinda like my brother

[14:01:44] Hks except he's got a really brutal neck tattoo

[14:02:28] Hks umm CT cooking, me getting more booze and foxy is just being hot

[14:03:07] Hks they told me onlyfans pays so im looking into it

[14:04:01] Hks i'll just rub my dick in front of my 4k camera and hope some chicks will watch

[14:04:09] Hks :D :D

[14:04:22] Hks hks is pure polish

[14:04:54] Hks why are you talking german Foxy

[14:05:27] Hks thats why they invented mcdonalds

[14:05:49] Hks and all the other fast food like wendys and kfc

[14:06:15] Hks do you know of any british fastfood?

[14:06:36] Hks i lived in manchester for almost 2 years

[14:08:26] Hks sprechen sie deutsch

[14:09:23] Hks i studied german when i was in poland, i sucked at it

[14:10:15] Hks i wanted to take russian instead because my cousin was in that class but the principal said we were too much trouble together

[14:10:31] Hks so then i set the school on fire :)

[14:11:34] Hks well a bathroom but everyone ended up evacuating,

[14:12:23] Hks i was just having a smoke in the bathroom but my best friend decided to stick a smoke in the toilet paper holder

[14:13:25] Hks the damn thing was locked with a key so we couldn't put it out so we just ran

[14:15:18] Hks @Syndus btw thats my brother https://imgur.com/a/gxkPpVD

[14:18:20] Hks i work nights nowdays, nature of the job, need to do everything afterhours, then i drink myself to sleep in the morning

[14:19:15] Hks actually its mostly ddos apliances and firewals

[14:19:39] Hks some extremely expensive routers

[14:20:06] Hks like mx960, holds entire internets routing table

[14:20:19] Hks but it takes 25min to boot up

[14:21:23] Hks each blade in it is 400Gbps and it's about 120k$

[14:21:38] Hks holds about 20 of them

[14:22:29] Hks i have a pick of a smaller one, mx480

[14:23:00] Hks at weather network in oakvile

[14:23:33] Hks let me upload it

[14:29:09] Hks thats the new one i put in yesterday https://imgur.com/a/bFXp2pG

[14:29:51] Hks actually this is pretty bad

[14:30:03] Hks i do much better

[14:30:14] Hks but i was rushing

[14:30:54] Hks i wanted to clean my guns before the season opened up

[14:31:20] Hks check those out, one sec

[14:31:47] Hks https://imgur.com/a/8uLnLAX

[14:32:54] Hks neither am i but my grandfather was a hunter so now that he just passed i hunt for him

[14:33:23] Hks i also have a p90 and an ar15 that are not in the photo

[14:34:28] Hks now that i look at it, my deck could use a bit of coating

[14:34:55] Hks oh foxy, don't blame me

[14:35:38] Hks if she doesn't want sex, other than racing what else am i supposed to do

[14:36:01] Hks i game alot, have every console on the planet

[14:36:27] Hks i have both water and nerf, i let kids have at them

[14:36:52] Hks i also have pellet ones and a gigantic crossbow

[14:37:53] Hks i just do it for fun mostly recreation, but i did go fight for ukraine when the war started

[14:38:31] Hks woman with guns are dangerous, they shoot before they even say anything

[14:39:46] Hks my wife is ukrainian and she's pissed off as is because of whats happening, i let her once handle a 9m deagle, she shot up the place

[14:40:01] Hks neigbours called the cops

[14:40:22] Hks i guess you're right

[14:41:03] Hks you wanna see her a 50 cal rifle at a range

[14:41:23] Hks her head reloaded ::)

[14:41:43] Hks let me find a space to upload

[14:43:30] Hks i have over 100k photos on my google accound so you have to bare with me for a moment

[14:44:50] Hks in the meantime, that's my new home setup

[14:44:53] Hks https://imgur.com/a/MKyvKFt

[14:46:22] Hks really old switches but both stacked 48 port PoE Gig with 10G uplinks that are not in the picture

[14:48:05] Hks Nortel went bankrupt and was bought away by Avaya which later decided to drop the networking business and focus on phones and call center, their networking business was bought out by extreme networks in cali

[14:49:02] Hks yes esxi is my bread and butter

[14:49:13] Hks vcenter

[14:49:36] Hks vmotion and vmotion storage is what i get paid for

[14:49:41] Hks DRM

[14:50:49] Hks hey whren i started i was blowing fuses at my house trying to motion from intel to amd

[14:51:04] Hks i couldn't affort the hardware at the time

[14:51:27] Hks but i wanted to learn/play

[14:51:50] Hks i was still in college at the time, then i got scouted

[14:52:49] Hks now i have a fully blown 48U rack at my house, wife hates it because its loud

[14:54:07] Hks why would you start this shit while we were having a chat

[14:54:57] Hks we've been talking for over 2 hrs, you just joined

[14:56:17] Hks at least he only started 5

[14:57:05] Hks i guess it gives me time to get dressed

[14:57:59] Hks haha

[14:58:24] Hks lol

[14:58:34] Hks you always crack me up

[14:59:19] Hks no broadcom but emc and then dell took it away

[14:59:42] Hks bough*

[14:59:44] Hks t

[15:00:52] Hks never knew that, good to know, all i do is ask to renew the licensing and support contracts

[15:01:51] Hks i don't deal witht he reps, im a tech, except when sales need a sales engineer

[15:04:08] Hks before i go, wanna see something cool

[15:04:24] Hks went to a cisco conference last week https://imgur.com/a/9BUPep4

[15:05:44] Hks most of you wont understand, maybe \g would

[15:52:52] Hks back from the store

[15:54:15] Hks \g support contracts with vmware are supper expensive, they charge you a flat rate for cpu and ram usage

[15:54:33] Hks they make you host a vm that keeps track of ram

[15:55:31] Hks thats if you subscribe to vcenter and all their other crap

[15:56:07] Hks i used to work for them in burlington before emc bought the building

[15:58:02] Hks i was on vmware advisor team. now they call them vmware security advisories

[15:58:54] Hks the product name is skyline advisor pro

[16:01:07] Hks i was mostly an esxi hack that helped dev the backend, im a rhel expert

[16:02:13] Hks !bang

[16:04:24] Hks hey Peorth

[16:04:32] Hks how you been

[16:05:06] Hks its probably been at least a year since we last chatted

[16:05:59] Hks i dont stick around much more since cas had his kid

[16:07:34] Hks alien left, epd is nowhere to be found, im left alone

[16:08:07] Hks foxy asked me to join another net but im not going there

[21:54:46] Hks wtf are you still doing up

[21:54:57] Hks heya PapaFrog

[21:56:40] Hks i don't think foxy ever goes to sleep

[21:57:49] Hks i bought at least 300$ worth of red label and you're still on

[21:58:22] Hks and the duck hunt is still on

[21:58:49] Hks i even named my cat chester

[21:59:33] Hks my sheppard is named sara

[21:59:55] Hks the other one is named dog

[22:00:49] Hks they dont play nice together, the cat chaces them around

[22:01:57] Hks sara always attacks dog. he's always bleeding

[22:02:36] Hks she gets really pissed off when she hears eminem

[22:03:12] Hks but when cat comes around they both run

[22:03:27] Hks cats name is chester

[22:04:17] Hks named him b4 he died

[22:05:02] Hks he's rolling under the desk right now no fucks given

[22:06:12] Hks listening to chris https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=H9NuWEeODew&si=GAXjKhKyudbf86M-

[22:06:49] Hks he ran the dogs outside

[22:07:17] Hks wanna see sara?

[22:09:06] Hks i cant show you, only pics i have have me in them

[22:09:56] Hks because i wanted you to see what an amazing dog she is

[22:10:33] Hks let me take a pic, brb

[22:12:28] Hks bought some cool games the other day

[22:12:31] Hks https://imgur.com/a/t9LhlHZ

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