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[10:29:49] h4 no

[10:29:51] h4 move on

[10:53:15] h4 Jantz_: I mind very much

[10:53:28] h4 the first guy that mentions a computer in here gets special treatment

[13:21:19] h4 shower?

[13:21:24] h4 nobody expects the sudden r kelly

[13:22:12] h4 Eno: you forgot the "gg" before the "ez"

[13:22:18] h4 making HelderHeid believe you put in any effort whatsoever :D

[13:22:25] h4 that'll get him going

[13:23:05] h4 neither have I

[15:13:30] h4 what are you doing here?

[15:13:35] h4 what am I doing here?

[15:14:06] h4 you can't be h4

[15:14:08] h4 I'm h4

[15:14:10] h4 D:

[15:14:41] h4 let me take care of this for you

[15:14:50] h4 consider it done

[15:15:01] h4 don't care

[15:15:05] h4 she got the picture

[15:15:20] h4 "work"

[15:15:29] h4 the sun must be brutal today

[15:15:31] h4 s/sun/work/

[15:16:20] h4 Angel has started to ignore you

[15:16:25] h4 you were just too...

[15:16:27] h4 hold on

[15:16:32] h4 wtf was that thing doing here?

[15:16:44] h4 *badd

[15:17:46] h4 nm

[15:17:54] h4 I'm the new eyedrop guy now

[15:18:37] h4 ComputerTech: well I can see without glasses

[15:18:42] h4 takes some time to adjust for the brain it seems

[15:18:57] h4 but apart from the day of the surgery which quite frankly was shit because the eyes kept drooling

[15:19:04] h4 seems to have gone fantastically

[15:19:16] h4 it was elevated?

[15:19:24] h4 that's something they have warned me about

[15:19:29] h4 you don't notice it

[15:19:35] h4 but it damages your eye nerve

[15:19:51] h4 oh I faintly remember you saying something like that

[15:19:56] h4 they measured the eye pressure a day after the surgery

[15:20:00] h4 was apparently good

[15:20:07] h4 ffs D:

[15:20:14] h4 mine didn't get pulled out lol

[15:20:22] h4 they just cut both

[15:20:27] h4 was my first time under anesthesia

[15:20:29] h4 fucking amazing

[15:20:43] h4 does not sound healthy

[15:21:00] h4 oh I was awake during surgery too

[15:21:04] h4 just a bit dizzy

[15:21:07] h4 or a lot dizzy

[15:21:13] h4 but I spoke to the surgeon while he was cutting

[15:21:32] h4 even felt something happening on my left eye and they increased the anesthesia shit when I mentioned that lol

[15:21:56] h4 oh do you have to?

[15:22:21] h4 balls of steel is a familiar expression

[15:22:25] h4 just thought it was some irish thing

[15:22:32] h4 you're talking abuot the building collapser here after all

[15:23:24] h4 yeah no

[15:23:27] h4 I need this place to live

[15:23:33] h4 you can send him when I moved

[15:23:38] h4 that can take some time though

[15:23:45] h4 I'm currently not seeeking apartments

[15:25:23] h4 I kinda understand mikoolo now btw

[15:25:32] h4 having to take eyedrops every 2-3 hours is kinda annoying

[15:25:56] h4 also I'm not sure when I can jerk off again

[15:26:15] h4 I'm not allowed to do sports or lift heavy stuff (so it was dangerous kicking that big one out) for 2-3 weeks

[15:27:45] h4 ComputerTech: they gave me seperate flasks per eye

[15:27:54] h4 so that I won't carry bacteria from one eye to the other

[15:27:56] h4 just in case

[15:28:13] h4 yeah time flies by

[15:28:22] h4 been doing that stuff for three days now

[15:28:37] h4 I agree

[15:28:55] h4 an infection in one eye would be horrible enough lol

[15:29:27] h4 my 4 month old niece smiled and laughed a lot at me today

[15:29:31] h4 think I look stupid without glasses? :D

[15:30:10] h4 true

[15:30:20] h4 she did cry when I looked at her with the bandages still on lol

[15:31:43] h4 some crevices are more visible now

[15:31:45] h4 I kinda look older

[15:31:55] h4 also since my glasses were pretty much magnifying glasses

[15:31:59] h4 you'd think I have tiny eyes now

[15:32:07] h4 if you'd seen me the last 30 years

[15:32:09] h4 :D

[15:32:28] h4 I still got the old glasses

[15:32:34] h4 I can always just put them on and induce headaches :D

[15:33:22] h4 HelderHeid: got the same effect with coffee sometimes

[15:33:34] h4 after three mugs of coffee I could easily doze off lol

[15:41:01] h4 so what's up with you ComputerTech?

[15:41:09] h4 been a while since you have been here

[15:48:20] h4 ComputerTech: you're still on tenerife, right?

[15:48:25] h4 that's where the teide is

[15:48:31] h4 isn't that a volcano? Been up there to see that?

[15:48:39] h4 that would be something I'd check out :D

[15:49:40] h4 D:

[15:49:46] h4 who did you bang?

[15:54:02] h4 so how's your spanish?

[15:54:12] h4 introduce yourself in spanish

[15:54:17] h4 and tell me why I should care about you

[15:54:50] h4 very well

[15:54:55] h4 note that ComputerTech ^

[15:55:11] h4 it is also polite to end sentences with a "pendejo"

[15:56:22] h4 also make frequent use of "malparido/a" to describe things

[15:56:39] h4 sometimes pinche works as well

[15:56:50] h4 Semesterferien du faules Schwein

[15:57:16] h4 como te llamas ComputerTech?

[15:57:25] h4 to that you can answer with "PENDEJO"

[15:57:30] h4 and I would totally belive it

[15:57:33] h4 *believe

[15:57:44] h4 Kirra_Qween: callate!

[15:59:34] h4 Kirra_Qween: QUE DICES?!

[16:00:03] h4 muchas gracias

[16:01:35] h4 ComputerTech: you have overstayed your welcome

[16:01:38] h4 Peorth will handle this now

[16:05:47] h4 don't be disrespectful

[16:06:03] h4 no wonder this channel got taken away from you

[16:06:32] h4 I have been gon

[16:06:34] h4 e

[16:06:40] h4 what's it to you?

[16:06:45] h4 are you spying on me

[16:06:47] h4 ?

[16:06:53] h4 I fucking knew those weren't birds

[16:07:12] h4 so she got something to pull on

[16:07:33] h4 what?

[16:07:45] h4 btw ComputerTech when did daddy get back to fucking after the surgery?

[16:07:48] h4 can you ask mom?

[16:07:52] h4 I kinda wanna know when I can

[16:08:31] h4 just tell her you're asking for a friend

[16:08:38] h4 don't wanna take any chances with my eyes

[16:08:49] h4 might become a monk for a week

[16:10:49] h4 SomeGoat: I'm glad to hear that

[16:11:55] h4 socraticDev: s/gr//

[16:12:44] h4 that information is outdated End3r

[16:12:48] h4 we now know he is into old females

[16:12:50] h4 especially moms

[16:13:10] h4 whether old sheep who gave birth fit the description

[16:13:12] h4 we're not sure

[16:13:33] h4 rip epd?

[16:14:15] h4 Eno: usually you'd be kicked for that

[16:14:20] h4 lets consider this strike one

[16:14:31] h4 strike 2

[16:14:36] h4 don't question authority please

[16:15:43] h4 ComputerTech: lean back, relax

[16:15:46] h4 I'm cleaning up

[16:15:56] h4 you're not fit to work anyways

[16:18:00] h4 can't believe you brought the Dragon relay back

[16:19:27] h4 irish666: you should go hungry you fat sucker

[16:19:40] h4 yes

[16:19:50] h4 that pain in your stomach

[16:19:54] h4 when you haven't eaten

[16:20:00] h4 kinda sucks

[16:20:02] h4 indeed

[16:20:04] h4 $ud hungry

[16:20:47] h4 you think that makes you tough?

[16:20:57] h4 nice

[16:21:02] h4 I'm pretty tuff myself you know

[16:21:15] h4 we should form a rap group

[16:21:26] h4 I suppose we call ourselves "Ruff, Tuff'n'Dangerous"

[16:21:34] h4 we need a third person

[16:22:10] h4 I'll be CC

[16:22:15] h4 short for concentration ...

[16:22:18] h4 you get the gist

[16:22:37] h4 Mikoolo is not tuff enough

[16:22:39] h4 he emoquit

[16:22:45] h4 and wants to stay off irc

[16:22:49] h4 HE'S CHICKEN

[16:23:07] h4 well foxy said he's gonna be on jitsi

[16:23:23] h4 he's gonna join when he's horny

[16:23:28] h4 then stays for 1015s

[16:23:32] h4 *10-15s

[16:23:37] h4 pretty much

[16:23:45] h4 but I don't think Frogorg will be on jitsi any time soon

[16:24:03] h4 Eno: you can have another strike

[16:24:15] h4 irish666: no he blames me for Mikoolo leaving and thus breaking up the jitsi group

[16:24:27] h4 and he told me that after my surgery

[16:24:31] h4 so I told him to fuck off

[16:24:33] h4 and that was it lol

[16:25:00] h4 but we all know whose fault it truly is

[16:25:05] h4 as before and as with any other issue

[16:25:08] h4 it is foxys fault :D

[16:25:14] h4 oh

[16:25:16] h4 wow

[16:25:18] h4 you went there

[16:25:20] h4 :d

[16:25:22] h4 exactly

[16:25:26] h4 lol

[16:25:34] h4 you goddamn kraut

[17:15:30] h4 what smells like fried chicken?

[17:15:36] h4 oh chubby mcchubster opened his foodhole

[17:15:51] h4 hey monery

[17:15:58] h4 happy related 4th of shootin'n'tootin'

[17:16:33] h4 where is your patriotism?

[17:31:02] h4 yes

[17:31:04] h4 do it!

[17:31:10] h4 whatß

[17:31:12] h4 ?

[17:31:17] h4 s/ß/?/

[17:31:22] h4 !bang

[17:31:42] h4 I have DuckHunt on ignore

[17:31:48] h4 I don't know the results of my banging

[17:31:53] h4 I just want to be included

[17:32:25] h4 *quiero

[17:32:38] h4 do you mean to express that you would like to eat?

[17:33:07] h4 is Eno quite the bitch?

[17:33:32] h4 fuck portuguese

[17:33:34] h4 nobody likes their language

[17:34:34] h4 typical brit

[17:34:40] h4 does not know the difference between cultures

[17:34:44] h4 and hates those he went to war with

[17:34:59] h4 that's why you guys brexited yourself into a tiny US

[17:35:02] h4 and europe flourishes

[17:35:24] h4 next you're gonna recommend us to suck on some rocks and call it food

[17:35:49] h4 might as well be rocks

[17:36:50] h4 you're still in the us?

[17:36:59] h4 whoa

[17:37:05] h4 lets continue this in #lettuce irish666

[17:37:22] h4 wdym "hehe lettuce"?

[17:37:37] h4 pankakes created that channel

[17:37:43] h4 a place where fatkait would never join

[17:37:45] h4 :D

[17:38:00] h4 like that?

[17:38:06] h4 why?

[17:38:08] h4 what did he do?

[17:38:28] h4 irish666: already?

[17:38:30] h4 fucking german

[17:38:38] h4 gotta get up at 3:00 to work again, right?

[17:38:41] h4 for the greater reich?

[17:38:43] h4 motherfucker

[17:39:42] h4 right

[17:39:45] h4 what?

[17:39:51] h4 gym at 5:30?

[17:39:54] h4 wtf is wrong with you?

[17:40:01] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[17:40:03] h4 I'm talking to irish666

[17:40:34] h4 you're smashing?

[17:41:17] h4 I have to giggle at the germans interviewed in "The World at War"

[17:41:42] h4 hitler's secretary said it felt like "they were all in a concentration camp and thought/said what hitler wanted them to"

[17:41:47] h4 sure, totally like a concentration camp!!

[17:42:01] h4 Albert Speer bragging about having direct contact to Hitler

[17:42:10] h4 but then that guy was allowed to have a career after the war

[17:42:12] h4 so hey

[17:42:36] h4 with their filthy german-sounding english

[17:46:07] h4 whoa they did?

[17:46:13] h4 is Shane aware of this?

[17:47:25] h4 he has to know

[17:47:31] h4 gay

[17:47:49] h4 ComputerTech: go tell him

[17:47:52] h4 you guys are still friends

[17:50:08] h4 what?

[17:50:48] h4 well said

[17:51:08] h4 Dr_DICK: s/8=/Dr.8=/

[17:51:19] h4 this is his channel

[17:51:22] h4 he can do as he pleases

[17:51:25] h4 so stfu ComputerTech

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