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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > Missed. [missed: -6 xp]
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 3.046s, which makes you a total of 1956 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra ammo clip !
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.49s, which makes you a total of 1957 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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Neo_Nemesis > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/9 | Chargers: 3/3
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt
Neo_Nemesis > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 9/9 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 6.531s, which makes you a total of 1958 ducks (including 247 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [49 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt
Neo_Nemesis > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra bullet !
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.319s, which makes you a total of 1959 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
Neo_Nemesis > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 8/9 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt
Hunting stats for neo_nemesis: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 8/9 | charg.: 2/3 | jammed: no (26 times) | confisc.: no (42 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 1031 xp | lvl 13 (duck chewer) / 9 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 48.05% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 62% | effectiv. of fire: 46% | gun reliability: 95% | armor: 30% | deflection: 63%
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DuckHunt
[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 1.526s | average react. time: 2mn10.957s | 114 ducks (incl. 18 golden ducks) | 133 misses | 21 accidents | 26 empty shots | 17 wild shots | 247 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 2 stray bullets from which 2 lethals, 0 ricocheted and 0 neutralized.
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DuckHunt
The top duck(s) are: dasbrain with 25235 xp | peorth with 22438 xp | salvaje with 7811 xp | helderheid with 3778 xp | foxy with 3024 xp
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DuckHunt
Hunting stats for dasbrain: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 1/4 | charg.: 4/5 | jammed: no (40 times) | confisc.: no (139 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 25235 xp | lvl 53 (Shitty name coming some time...) / 564 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 84.77% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 82% | effectiv. of fire: 73% | gun reliability: 99%+0% | armor: 123% | deflection: 103%
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DuckHunt
[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 1.481s | average react. time: 38.847s | 1959 ducks (incl. 247 golden ducks) | 708 misses | 92 accidents | 530 empty shots | 47 wild shots | 2667 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 4 stray bullets from which 0 lethal, 4 ricocheted and 0 neutralized. [Inventory] [Inventory] [Inventory] Sunglasses / Grease / 4-leaf clover / Expl. ammo
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does some data comparison to his duckhunt's duckstats for a similar score
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Neo_Nemesis
nah its different tho the xp works differently
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Neo_Nemesis
25K xp would be about 1500 ducks
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
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GK-Deacon
i have duckhunt in my chan slightly altered
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GK-Deacon
but i think they should be won by ducks shot
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DuckHunt
freewifi > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 8/8 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt
freewifi > *CLACK* JAMMED GUN
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DuckHunt
freewifi > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 8/8 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt
freewifi > *BANG* You shot down one of the ducks in 3mn21.624s, which makes you a total of 245 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
freewifi > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2mn22.777s, which makes you a total of 246 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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barges in
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Compy
Time to get lit!
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Compy
Authing while already lit maybe...
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esjay
GK-Deacon; I think you're wasting time on useless things
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freewifi
Compy: please don't light yourself on fire
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freewifi
unless you really, really, want to
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esjay
Watching some godzilla movies with the gf
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foxy
hi therock247uk
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foxy
i made spaghetti
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Compy
freewifi: No guarantees! I might actually go fire up the fire pits
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
A duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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DuckHunt
The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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Peorth
ComputerTech
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Peorth
ComputerTech
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Peorth
ComputerTech
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Peorth
ComputerTech
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Phoenix
says to ComputerTech YOU KNOW YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY WHEN: Every person you ask for job leads says;"I wish *I* had some job leads"
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therock247uk
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Phoenix
I'd say hi to Peorth, but he keeps shooting my ducks haha
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ii
[S] <Dragon> nice
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ii
[S] * Dragon passes ComputerTech €1 for a pint
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ii
[S] <Dragon> ty
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ii
[S] <Dragon> European beer tends to
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hands Dragon a pack of dorada
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ComputerTech
hit 45C the other day with 88% humidity
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hands rocky a Budweiser
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Compy
lol, yeah I will, I'm on another client right now, just a sec
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runs
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Compy
ComputerTech: Not wrong! I'm absolutely lit right now
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Compy
There we go!
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Compy
Hows the beer?
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Compy
Holy shit. Any beer for 1 EUR that isn't piss water is an absolute steal.
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ComputerTech
hands Compy a load of dorada
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GK-Deacon
so what did you do while i was gone for 6 weeks
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Compy
ComputerTech: Doing good! Just sifting through some python code right now, trying to figure out what to hack on
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ComputerTech
been living in Tenerife for the past 3 months ish
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ComputerTech
GK-Deacon Islands off the coast of Africa
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GK-Deacon
btw our friend got my 32tb of servers installed hardware wise
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GK-Deacon
hes just working on the software so i can start using it
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ComputerTech
once by British and once barely by a Spanish fiery chick
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kicked ComputerTech (sexist much)
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foxy sits in #computertech's corner for cock
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kicked ComputerTech (grow up)
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GK-Deacon
finally on a normal schedule
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GK-Deacon
i eat breakfast for the first time in over 2 decades
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GK-Deacon
i wake up mins before the alarm goes off
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GK-Deacon
yea im prolly gonna have a massive heart attack and die before im 60
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GK-Deacon
most men in my family both sides have bad hearts
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GK-Deacon
well i wore condoms always
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noet_all
How many bad hearts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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GK-Deacon
dont prech proper english unless you pratice it properly yourself
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GK-Deacon
or ill point out every english mistake you make
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GK-Deacon
and i was exempt from english in college my entrance exam grade was so hiugh
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GK-Deacon
i dare you too needs a [period
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GK-Deacon
and one word is not a sentance
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GK-Deacon
even if u captioalize it and add a period
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noet_all
My son said, "what's up!" I responded "a prepositional modifier" and he just stood there speechless. Bad dad?
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GK-Deacon
youve been on irc long enough that you dont use proper english cuz therees no point
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GK-Deacon
i beleive we are going back to heiroglyphiocs
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GK-Deacon
look at our computer screens
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GK-Deacon
and the home button is international
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GK-Deacon
theres lots of signs we use as languiage already
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GK-Deacon
look how much the internet changed enlglish
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GK-Deacon
lol is actrually a word in the dictionary
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GK-Deacon
lots of internet words are now recognized as real words
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noet_all
is lolcow in the dictionary?
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GK-Deacon
no but ComputerTechfuckssheep is
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ComputerTech
google is also a word in the dictionary
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GK-Deacon
the french speaking province
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GK-Deacon
they have language police
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GK-Deacon
your signs have to be 75 % in size for french and 25% for english
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GK-Deacon
there was a store called kmart here
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GK-Deacon
the province mnade them change the name to a french one
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GK-Deacon
i thnk they named it le kmart
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ComputerTech
blinks
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GK-Deacon
they did that to alot of companies
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GK-Deacon
made them change their name to something french
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GK-Deacon
theres a very popular beer mnade by labbatts calkled blue
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GK-Deacon
the world headquaters is in loondon the town 209 mins from me
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noet_all
In Canada, It's La Bleue or something like that.
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GK-Deacon
but when you buy blue in quebec
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GK-Deacon
its called bleu the french for blue
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GK-Deacon
and the label says headquzArters are in quebec
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GK-Deacon
they get mad when you tell them its wrong
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GK-Deacon
and they think the french had blue first and the english copied them
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Angel
ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when h4 is around.
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GK-Deacon
dont ask me how i know all this
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GK-Deacon
my brain is full of stupid information
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ComputerTech
hides
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GK-Deacon
americans say eh as much as canadians
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noet_all
Whilst perusing the Boardwalk in Kandahar in 2010, i once got two Generals, one Belgian and the other French into an argument over where fries came from.
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GK-Deacon
they just do it at the beginning of the sentance
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GK-Deacon
while we say hey how you doin eh
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GK-Deacon
it the usa alot of fast food places call them freedom fries
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GK-Deacon
or so ive been made to understand
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GK-Deacon
here crisps are halfway between a cracker and a chip
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ComputerTech
stares at GK-Deacon
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GK-Deacon
flashes ComputerTech
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<< Irish
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ComputerTech
cums
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GK-Deacon
foxy gonna kick you again
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GK-Deacon
i got a food bank delivery today
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GK-Deacon
they give me a months food at once
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noet_all
FUnny how Americans are all halves of something else and proud of it.
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GK-Deacon
to americans thAts about a gallon
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GK-Deacon
4 shoppping bags of meat and fresh veggies
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ComputerTech
blink
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GK-Deacon
and 3 boxes of canned / boxed food
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GK-Deacon
its enough to feed me for a month
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GK-Deacon
i only go every 4 months or so
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GK-Deacon
and i go at xmas cause trhey give me everything i need for a turkey dinner
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ChanStat
(ChanRank): Channel rank for #computertech is 7 out of 209 with a score of 11775.
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GK-Deacon
which is alot for just me and mom
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ChanStat
(TopChannels): 1. #sex | 2. <hidden> | 3. #/vt/ | 4. #homescreen | 5. #batcave-chat | 6. #mp3_depot | 7. #computertech | 8. #mp3albums | 9. #r9k | 10. <hidden>
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noet_all
Bought some Castor Oil. It's like $500/gallon...but they come in small brown plastic bottles.
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noet_all
Ever wonder what eyedrops cost per gallon? lol
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GK-Deacon
how the fuck do you spell that
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ComputerTech
noet_all American prices are ridiculous tbh
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GK-Deacon
youll know once you get laid
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GK-Deacon
it will all become clear
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GK-Deacon
even if they say there on the pill
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ComputerTech
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Internets
:: Santa Cruz de Tenerife, ES :: Conditions Scattered Clouds :: Temperature 24C / 75.2F :: Pressure 1014mb :: Humidity 74% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/2511174 ::
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GK-Deacon
ive saved more ppl than i care to remember
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noet_all
The home button would send us to a better place if everyone on IRC was listening to the Skatellites right now.
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GK-Deacon
if i lose you its not that bad
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GK-Deacon
im down to about 4 joints a day now
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GK-Deacon
when i was at 10 to 15 + most days
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GK-Deacon
i actually can catch a buzz again
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GK-Deacon
its good to see you again ComputerTech
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GK-Deacon
and you too foxy even if your not chatting
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GK-Deacon
im waiting on our friend to get my software written so i can access those servers
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ComputerTech
hands therock247uk and Dragon a dorada