IRC Driven

[01:56:04] GK-Deacon i have duckhunt in my chan slightly altered

[01:56:09] GK-Deacon games are won by xp

[01:56:19] GK-Deacon but i think they should be won by ducks shot

[01:56:24] GK-Deacon what do you guys think

[03:27:18] GK-Deacon heya ComputerTech

[03:27:28] GK-Deacon so what did you do while i was gone for 6 weeks

[03:27:37] GK-Deacon im feeling a ton better

[03:27:51] GK-Deacon wheres that

[03:28:16] GK-Deacon cool

[03:28:20] GK-Deacon did you get laid

[03:29:00] GK-Deacon too soon to ask?

[03:29:20] GK-Deacon btw our friend got my 32tb of servers installed hardware wise

[03:29:30] GK-Deacon hes just working on the software so i can start using it

[03:29:56] GK-Deacon im proud of ya

[03:30:16] GK-Deacon lmao

[03:30:18] GK-Deacon hiya foxy

[03:30:50] GK-Deacon you need to go faster

[03:31:46] GK-Deacon im feeling really good

[03:31:59] GK-Deacon finally on a normal schedule

[03:32:11] GK-Deacon i eat breakfast for the first time in over 2 decades

[03:32:21] GK-Deacon i wake up mins before the alarm goes off

[03:32:38] GK-Deacon yea im prolly gonna have a massive heart attack and die before im 60

[03:32:46] GK-Deacon im 53 now

[03:32:56] GK-Deacon most men in my family both sides have bad hearts

[03:33:04] GK-Deacon well i wore condoms always

[03:33:07] GK-Deacon so your not my kid

[03:33:12] GK-Deacon thank god

[03:33:42] GK-Deacon dont prech proper english unless you pratice it properly yourself

[03:33:55] GK-Deacon or ill point out every english mistake you make

[03:34:18] GK-Deacon and i was exempt from english in college my entrance exam grade was so hiugh

[03:34:29] GK-Deacon I should be a capital

[03:34:38] GK-Deacon i dare you too needs a [period

[03:34:55] GK-Deacon your not using capitals

[03:34:59] GK-Deacon or punctuation

[03:35:08] GK-Deacon and one word is not a sentance

[03:35:19] GK-Deacon even if u captioalize it and add a period

[03:35:58] GK-Deacon youve been on irc long enough that you dont use proper english cuz therees no point

[03:36:07] GK-Deacon to know that*

[03:36:26] GK-Deacon i beleive we are going back to heiroglyphiocs

[03:36:32] GK-Deacon look at our computer screens

[03:36:34] GK-Deacon its not words

[03:36:38] GK-Deacon its pics of apps

[03:36:51] GK-Deacon and the home button is international

[03:37:03] GK-Deacon theres lots of signs we use as languiage already

[03:37:22] GK-Deacon look how much the internet changed enlglish

[03:37:29] GK-Deacon lol is actrually a word in the dictionary

[03:37:40] GK-Deacon lots of internet words are now recognized as real words

[03:37:59] GK-Deacon no but ComputerTechfuckssheep is

[03:39:38] GK-Deacon you know in quebec

[03:39:43] GK-Deacon the french speaking province

[03:39:52] GK-Deacon they have language police

[03:40:10] GK-Deacon your signs have to be 75 % in size for french and 25% for english

[03:40:16] GK-Deacon or you get a fine

[03:40:24] GK-Deacon there was a store called kmart here

[03:40:28] GK-Deacon kmart

[03:40:42] GK-Deacon the province mnade them change the name to a french one

[03:40:50] GK-Deacon i thnk they named it le kmart

[03:40:58] GK-Deacon they did that to alot of companies

[03:41:04] GK-Deacon made them change their name to something french

[03:41:25] GK-Deacon OVH?

[03:41:53] GK-Deacon theres a very popular beer mnade by labbatts calkled blue

[03:42:06] GK-Deacon the world headquaters is in loondon the town 209 mins from me

[03:42:14] GK-Deacon but when you buy blue in quebec

[03:42:25] GK-Deacon its called bleu the french for blue

[03:42:34] GK-Deacon and the label says headquzArters are in quebec

[03:42:48] GK-Deacon they get mad when you tell them its wrong

[03:43:06] GK-Deacon and they think the french had blue first and the english copied them

[03:43:19] GK-Deacon dont ask me how i know all this

[03:43:33] GK-Deacon my brain is full of stupid information

[03:43:48] GK-Deacon take off hoser

[03:44:01] GK-Deacon americans say eh as much as canadians

[03:44:09] GK-Deacon they just do it at the beginning of the sentance

[03:44:13] GK-Deacon eh how u doin

[03:44:21] GK-Deacon while we say hey how you doin eh

[03:44:30] GK-Deacon ask chips

[03:44:32] GK-Deacon he knows

[03:44:43] GK-Deacon and there not french

[03:44:57] GK-Deacon it the usa alot of fast food places call them freedom fries

[03:45:06] GK-Deacon or so ive been made to understand

[03:45:12] GK-Deacon in the isa*

[03:45:14] GK-Deacon usa

[03:45:30] GK-Deacon here crisps are halfway between a cracker and a chip

[03:45:56] GK-Deacon lol

[03:46:14] GK-Deacon be careefgull

[03:46:18] GK-Deacon foxy gonna kick you again

[03:46:42] GK-Deacon i got a food bank delivery today

[03:46:47] GK-Deacon they give me a months food at once

[03:46:53] GK-Deacon i got 4 L of choc milk

[03:47:03] GK-Deacon to americans thAts about a gallon

[03:47:34] GK-Deacon 4 shoppping bags of meat and fresh veggies

[03:47:50] GK-Deacon and 3 boxes of canned / boxed food

[03:48:03] GK-Deacon its enough to feed me for a month

[03:48:11] GK-Deacon i only go every 4 months or so

[03:48:26] GK-Deacon and i go at xmas cause trhey give me everything i need for a turkey dinner

[03:48:33] GK-Deacon large turkey too 26 lbs

[03:48:40] GK-Deacon which is alot for just me and mom

[03:49:11] GK-Deacon you got issuse

[03:49:15] GK-Deacon issues

[03:49:21] GK-Deacon how the fuck do you spell that

[03:49:22] GK-Deacon issues

[03:49:49] GK-Deacon youll know once you get laid

[03:50:00] GK-Deacon it will all become clear

[03:50:14] GK-Deacon and whatever you do

[03:50:19] GK-Deacon even if they say there on the pill

[03:50:23] GK-Deacon WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM

[03:50:43] GK-Deacon ive saved more ppl than i care to remember

[03:50:48] GK-Deacon if i lose you its not that bad

[03:50:59] GK-Deacon my ratio is still good

[03:51:02] GK-Deacon :P

[03:51:49] GK-Deacon hey

[03:52:00] GK-Deacon im down to about 4 joints a day now

[03:52:13] GK-Deacon when i was at 10 to 15 + most days

[03:52:32] GK-Deacon i actually can catch a buzz again

[03:53:07] GK-Deacon its good to see you again ComputerTech

[03:53:16] GK-Deacon and you too foxy even if your not chatting

[03:54:10] GK-Deacon im not goin nn

[03:54:24] GK-Deacon im waiting on our friend to get my software written so i can access those servers

[03:54:34] GK-Deacon im too excited to sleep

[03:54:41] GK-Deacon and i know he wont be around till 2 or 3 am

[03:54:46] GK-Deacon he is prolly busy working

[03:54:51] GK-Deacon its midnight here

[03:54:57] GK-Deacon im in his timezxone

[03:55:03] GK-Deacon really

[03:55:08] GK-Deacon i am really close to my bday

[03:55:11] GK-Deacon your a leo?

[03:55:19] GK-Deacon king of the land

[03:55:22] GK-Deacon a born leader

[03:55:31] GK-Deacon yes ium a leo

[03:56:00] GK-Deacon only ppl who have known me for more than 30 years know my birthdate

[03:56:12] GK-Deacon i can prolly count on one hand how many ppl know my bd

[03:56:24] GK-Deacon i forget its coming up sometimes

[03:56:34] GK-Deacon and dont relaize till mom calls me and wishes me happoy bd

[03:56:59] GK-Deacon she bought mne a 150$ pair of shjoes today for my bday even tho i dont need new shoes yet

[03:57:08] GK-Deacon i got about 6 months left in these shoes

[03:57:22] GK-Deacon i put the new ones in the box in the closet shelf

[03:57:33] GK-Deacon so that sokmething i dont have to save for

[03:57:38] GK-Deacon after i paid my bills htis month

[03:57:41] GK-Deacon i had 0$

[03:57:51] GK-Deacon i had to get GK-FKK to ssend me 100$

[03:58:05] GK-Deacon thats all i got for money all month

[03:58:13] GK-Deacon oh yea now that i got a good shcedule going

[03:58:18] GK-Deacon im training the dog more

[03:58:31] GK-Deacon i can make him sit in the hardware store ailse

[03:58:38] GK-Deacon and walk around to the next isle

[03:58:47] GK-Deacon go alll the way around

[03:58:58] GK-Deacon and hes still sitting there waiting for me to come back

[03:59:12] GK-Deacon ill never use that in real time

[03:59:24] GK-Deacon but it will train him to sit and donjt move no matter where i go

[03:59:31] GK-Deacon handy for at checkouts

[03:59:35] GK-Deacon hands full

[03:59:38] GK-Deacon i can make the dog sit

[03:59:49] GK-Deacon and walk arou7nd and know the dog isnt going away

[04:00:02] GK-Deacon next i have to teach him to do it when there is distractions

[04:00:17] GK-Deacon he has to ignore everything

[04:00:21] GK-Deacon and not move

[04:00:27] GK-Deacon he can look around

[04:00:38] GK-Deacon but he has to remin sitting on the floor

[04:12:13] GK-Deacon heya grungebarbie

[04:12:17] GK-Deacon i havent seen you in awhiule

[04:12:27] GK-Deacon heya freewifi

[04:12:56] GK-Deacon <- is high on coke right now

[04:13:06] GK-Deacon its far better than the pop

[04:13:25] GK-Deacon i got it as a reward for finishing rehab

[04:13:31] GK-Deacon i was in for drinking too much beer

[04:13:39] GK-Deacon i dont have a prob with coke i only do it once a year

[04:13:41] GK-Deacon i cant afford it

[04:14:14] GK-Deacon a gram that actually weighs a gram is 115$ canadian delivered by mail

[04:14:21] GK-Deacon i can get it from the triads for 100

[04:14:28] GK-Deacon but the quality isnt there

[04:14:51] GK-Deacon ComputerTech no conflict in this channel

[04:15:00] GK-Deacon or ill have foxy run you out

[04:15:51] GK-Deacon when i was working security alot

[04:15:56] GK-Deacon i drank alot of beer

[04:16:05] GK-Deacon i could stay up for three days as long as i didnt run out of beer

[04:16:15] GK-Deacon the min i ran out of beer i would fall aslkeep

[04:16:27] GK-Deacon i built a rave club once

[04:16:38] GK-Deacon i made them get the beer fridges weorking before i would start

[04:16:44] GK-Deacon so i had cold beer while i worked

[04:17:01] GK-Deacon i quit liqour np

[04:17:05] GK-Deacon but beer gets me

[04:17:18] GK-Deacon PapaFrog needs a beer

[04:17:27] GK-Deacon he doesnt do drugs

[04:17:40] GK-Deacon amatuers .....

[04:17:57] GK-Deacon that song is way overplayed

[04:18:21] GK-Deacon therock247uk agress with me dont you

[04:18:41] GK-Deacon see ComputerTech you dont have good taste in music

[04:18:51] GK-Deacon once you get laid youll get to learn good music

[04:18:57] GK-Deacon no ty

[04:19:02] GK-Deacon i like women

[04:19:20] GK-Deacon i like ur nick noet_all

[04:20:07] GK-Deacon i just cant be opped cuz i know jack shit about irc and my script randomly bans ppl every few weeks

[04:20:24] GK-Deacon ive have ppl in the know look at my setup

[04:20:30] GK-Deacon and they cant figure out why its doing it

[04:20:48] GK-Deacon thats a good tune ComputerTech

[04:21:40] GK-Deacon ComputerTech YOULL have toi help me when i got control of hte 36tb of servers

[04:21:52] GK-Deacon i want to host alot of common stuff like windows or phtoshop

[04:22:04] GK-Deacon if you can think of fiules thaat i should host perm lemme know

[04:22:11] GK-Deacon get a list going for me if you would

[04:22:20] GK-Deacon 36tb is alot of space to fill

[04:22:31] GK-Deacon im doing it to combat boredom

[04:22:47] GK-Deacon 3 servers with 36tb will taker up alot of time daily

[04:23:01] GK-Deacon no gnu's is good gnu's by gary gnu

[04:23:13] GK-Deacon is that what your talking about noet_all

[04:23:35] GK-Deacon ill host linux stuff too ComputerTech

[04:23:40] GK-Deacon any common file ill host

[04:24:32] GK-Deacon im gonna host games too

[04:24:38] GK-Deacon i dont see alot of ppl hosting games

[04:24:44] GK-Deacon i dunno why

[04:24:54] GK-Deacon do theyu not hack and relkease gamnes alot anymore?

[04:25:11] GK-Deacon bandit is a peon

[04:25:14] GK-Deacon he doesnt know shit

[04:25:31] GK-Deacon he was gone the whole time i was in rehab

[04:25:40] GK-Deacon i had to use rizons webpage to get into mny chan

[04:25:49] GK-Deacon the it ppl at rehab blocked irc

[04:25:55] GK-Deacon and my vpn wasnt working

[04:26:12] GK-Deacon the vpn gets me into the mirc

[04:26:24] GK-Deacon i hate using a web cliernt to be in irc

[04:26:33] GK-Deacon rizons isnt too bad you can pm ppl

[04:27:43] GK-Deacon i had a choice when i went in

[04:27:53] GK-Deacon i got to user my phone or my laptop for one hour a day

[04:28:10] GK-Deacon i figured i could call ppl on the laptop so why keep the phone

[04:28:18] GK-Deacon so i whats apped all my bros

[04:28:31] GK-Deacon all three of my bros have been addicts of something at one time or another

[04:28:37] GK-Deacon but now there all sober for years

[04:28:51] GK-Deacon and mom is quiting so she doesntdrink infront of me

[04:29:08] GK-Deacon and my onnly other fam memnber said she wouldnt drinkin front of me

[04:29:17] GK-Deacon so i got alot of good sober ppl around me

[04:29:30] GK-Deacon and my brothers can be like an AA sponser

[04:29:39] GK-Deacon i can call them 24/7 if i need

[04:29:55] GK-Deacon the first few days out were really6 weird

[04:30:03] GK-Deacon i came out a diff person than i went in

[04:30:14] GK-Deacon it was a shock going back to real life

[04:30:22] GK-Deacon yes better

[04:30:25] GK-Deacon i feel tons better

[04:30:33] GK-Deacon but im not rushing anything

[04:30:47] GK-Deacon theyu told us not go go back to work or do stuff like that for at least a month

[04:30:59] GK-Deacon get used to not drinking before you rush back into your life

[04:31:21] GK-Deacon boredom is my biggest trigger

[04:31:32] GK-Deacon thats why i spent 7k ion vr and a gamer comp

[04:31:39] GK-Deacon and 32 tb of hds

[04:31:50] GK-Deacon thatll give me lots to do during the day

[04:31:59] GK-Deacon keep me from boredom

[04:32:05] GK-Deacon i got 250 credit on steam

[04:32:15] GK-Deacon ppl owe me around 2k

[04:32:30] GK-Deacon im just getting back into gaming after quiting all games a few years ago

[04:32:35] GK-Deacon i use to play professionally

[04:32:51] GK-Deacon i stopped cause i playyed fps mostly and it really winds you up playing

[04:32:57] GK-Deacon im trying to control my anxiety

[04:33:05] GK-Deacon so i quit alot of things to see how they affect me

[04:33:18] GK-Deacon ive decided to get back into gaming but not fps's

[04:33:35] GK-Deacon im playing cod black ops 3 right now learning it

[04:33:48] GK-Deacon becouse my bro bought my old gamiung pc for his 14 yr old son

[04:33:55] GK-Deacon and his son thinks hes god in this game

[04:34:11] GK-Deacon my bro wants me to rape him ingame to teach him a lesson in humility

[04:34:22] GK-Deacon after raping himill teach him how to play

[04:34:26] GK-Deacon but after that

[04:34:31] GK-Deacon im going to be playing racings games

[04:34:38] GK-Deacon stuff that doesnt wind me up

[04:34:47] GK-Deacon and im not gonna play professionally

[04:35:10] GK-Deacon you gott aplay 8 hours a day on a game to play at that lvl

[04:35:23] GK-Deacon i dont want to spend 8 hours gaming this late in life

[04:35:38] GK-Deacon so im gonna try to just play for fun

[04:35:43] GK-Deacon and not worry if i win or lose

[04:35:50] GK-Deacon except for fkk's son

[04:35:52] GK-Deacon hes getting it

[04:35:59] GK-Deacon i asked how long it took him to beat the spo

[04:36:02] GK-Deacon it took himna month

[04:36:06] GK-Deacon i diud it in 3 or 4 hours

[04:36:18] GK-Deacon i asked him what his fav map is

[04:36:26] GK-Deacon and im gonna play the shit out of it and lear4n everyoithing

[04:36:36] GK-Deacon and then rape him in his own game on his own map

[04:36:50] GK-Deacon ill teach him how to playu fps in quake 3

[04:37:01] GK-Deacon thats a hard fps to play at a high lvl of skill

[04:37:11] GK-Deacon if you can master quaske 3

[04:37:16] GK-Deacon any other fps is easy

[04:38:03] GK-Deacon if you play q3

[04:38:07] GK-Deacon you need to playu promode

[04:38:14] GK-Deacon promode is the hardest fps there is by far

[04:38:28] GK-Deacon i could run up to 1600 unoits

[04:38:31] GK-Deacon 320 is default

[04:38:39] GK-Deacon buti saw players going well over 2000

[04:38:43] GK-Deacon you move so fucking fast

[04:38:48] GK-Deacon its so hard

[04:39:03] GK-Deacon GK-FX has a tattoo of hte q3 quad logo

[04:39:46] GK-Deacon wathc this

[04:39:47] GK-Deacon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37OHJhlK8G4&ab_channel=IGMDBFragmovies

[04:39:50] GK-Deacon its promode

[04:39:59] GK-Deacon the trick jumps this guy does are phenominal

[04:40:09] GK-Deacon ive done all the tricks cept a couple in this vid

[04:40:23] GK-Deacon but i had to p[actic for hours and hoursa just to get one trick

[04:40:27] GK-Deacon preactice

[04:40:29] GK-Deacon practice

[04:40:49] GK-Deacon you must know dm6 in q3

[04:41:10] GK-Deacon i could plasma jump across the wall by the red armour with all the pylons in the room

[04:41:28] GK-Deacon i could get to the other side of the roomusing plasma on the curved wall

[04:41:54] GK-Deacon GK was a teaching clan

[04:42:04] GK-Deacon we had no issues bringin in new ppl and training them

[04:42:13] GK-Deacon we used this vid as a trainging tool alot

[04:42:19] GK-Deacon if you can do those tricks

[04:42:24] GK-Deacon youve mastered q3

[04:42:41] GK-Deacon as far as movement goes i mean

[04:43:14] GK-Deacon is anyone actually watching that vid

[04:43:25] GK-Deacon is that why its so silent here

[04:45:29] GK-Deacon man watching this vid brings back memories

[04:45:46] GK-Deacon i spent days tryin to do some of those tricks

[04:52:16] GK-Deacon no

[04:52:37] GK-Deacon i was mostly playing 1v1 when i wasnt playing with the clan

[04:53:03] GK-Deacon ComputerTech and it was his own cum

[04:53:26] GK-Deacon q4 movement is cool

[04:53:34] GK-Deacon the slide move reminds me of promode

[04:53:52] GK-Deacon the guy who did promode wrote the crouch sliding code for q4

[04:54:01] GK-Deacon i was told by someone high up in id

[04:54:09] GK-Deacon i dunno if they paid himn or anything

[04:54:13] GK-Deacon but thts what i heard

[04:54:26] GK-Deacon a gk member wrote the pro mod for doom3

[04:54:51] GK-Deacon gk was most active in q4

[04:54:57] GK-Deacon we hosted tourney servers

[04:55:08] GK-Deacon we had 5 servers most of the time all over the world

[04:55:33] GK-Deacon a clan from quake 1 in 96

[04:55:39] GK-Deacon stands for gods knights

[04:55:42] GK-Deacon not religous

[04:55:59] GK-Deacon but imost clans had satanic and doom names

[04:56:04] GK-Deacon we wanted to be differant

[04:56:11] GK-Deacon besdies

[04:56:14] GK-Deacon if there is a war

[04:56:19] GK-Deacon do you wanna be the devil or god

[04:57:42] GK-Deacon im watching the first one now

[04:57:46] GK-Deacon it looks really cool

[04:57:50] GK-Deacon reminds me of promode

[04:58:13] GK-Deacon how fast can you run iun units

[04:58:17] GK-Deacon on the vid u linked

[04:58:25] GK-Deacon 320 is q3's default

[04:58:34] GK-Deacon prmode you could go well over 2000

[04:58:53] GK-Deacon theres was only a handfull of players that could crack the 2000 barrier

[04:59:04] GK-Deacon shambler was one of them

[04:59:12] GK-Deacon yea it looks really fast

[05:00:20] GK-Deacon goin to watch the second link now

[05:00:48] GK-Deacon shamblers vid of promode tricks

[05:00:55] GK-Deacon is the best fps vid ive ever seen

[05:01:49] GK-Deacon did you ever p[lay the mod that took into account your ping

[05:01:54] GK-Deacon and if you had a 200 ping

[05:02:00] GK-Deacon you could play like you had 50

[05:02:05] GK-Deacon i forget what it was called

[05:02:27] GK-Deacon i was good friends with the guy who codeed it

[05:02:36] GK-Deacon id software talked to him about adding it to a game

[05:02:45] GK-Deacon i forget the name

[05:02:49] GK-Deacon something about lagless

[05:03:31] GK-Deacon i dont know

[05:03:47] GK-Deacon i knew all the config stuff by heart

[05:03:54] GK-Deacon in quake 1 i made a few mods

[05:03:59] GK-Deacon but i didnt change coding

[05:04:09] GK-Deacon mostly just models and sound effects

[05:04:29] GK-Deacon i used to sell pak2.pak for 50$ mplayer lifetime mebershihps

[05:04:43] GK-Deacon i would write my nick gk deaacon on the quad

[05:05:03] GK-Deacon and i remember being in a gamne and owning quad

[05:05:12] GK-Deacon and someone said what do you expect its got his name on it

[05:05:17] GK-Deacon then i knew he had one of my cheats

[05:05:31] GK-Deacon almost everyone cheated in q1

[05:06:01] GK-Deacon and all you needed to go from demo to full version was one pak file you could zip down to 14meg

[05:06:08] GK-Deacon took 6 hours to transfer over 56k

[05:06:38] GK-Deacon and if someone in the house picked up a phone

[05:06:42] GK-Deacon there was no file resuime

[05:06:49] GK-Deacon you had to start all over

[05:07:02] GK-Deacon i wasnt very good at playing q1

[05:07:08] GK-Deacon but i had alot of fun

[05:07:15] GK-Deacon i got alot better in quake 3

[05:07:35] GK-Deacon i stopped using cheats before i left q1

[05:07:42] GK-Deacon never used a cheat since

[05:07:48] GK-Deacon even single player i dont use cheat codes

[05:08:05] GK-Deacon the harder your target is to hit

[05:08:10] GK-Deacon the better player youll be

[05:08:37] GK-Deacon i actually tried to make a modw with smaller player models

[05:08:44] GK-Deacon but i couldnt change the hitbox

[05:08:47] GK-Deacon so that mod failed

[05:09:09] GK-Deacon and in ET :QW

[05:09:16] GK-Deacon i was in the closed beta for 6 months

[05:09:22] GK-Deacon 12 ppl in GK were in the closed beta

[05:09:44] GK-Deacon half the pictures in the broshure are pics of ppl playing the game in gk

[05:09:49] GK-Deacon if you load etqw

[05:09:54] GK-Deacon and type /load deacon

[05:10:01] GK-Deacon it loads my personal config

[15:31:11] GK-Deacon is it the photo at www.lemonparty.com

[15:33:59] GK-Deacon lol updog

[23:16:01] GK-Deacon lol LoneWolf367 i was looking in this chan and thought i was inn my chjan trying to figure out how u werent opped but you were voiced

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