IRC Driven

[07:03:07] h4 they're gonna ride that john wick thing all the way

[07:21:08] h4 I'd rather have a mountain of killed movie dogs than one more superhero garbage movie

[07:39:26] h4 fifel: those are particular things to know about

[07:39:30] h4 Stalingrad was a good movie

[07:39:46] h4 what dog died in that movie though?

[07:39:59] h4 I guess grungebarbie is totally fine with soviets being killed on the offloading ramp

[07:40:36] h4 so what was the woobie in that movie?

[07:48:26] h4 true

[07:48:44] h4 given how many never came back

[07:48:52] h4 dying during the march was probably preferable

[10:30:45] h4 alright

[10:30:50] h4 see you guys then o/

[10:42:38] h4 oh that guy

[10:42:40] h4 lets all leave

[10:43:19] h4 see you in lettuce guys

[10:44:50] h4 <&Agnes> A drunken ComputerTech 🤖 emerges, full of drama.

[10:44:52] h4 lol

[10:46:47] h4 wow

[10:46:53] h4 it has been 100 days already

[10:46:55] h4 you do?

[10:47:06] h4 her decision to leave us without even saying goodbye is quite the middlefinger

[10:47:44] h4 that's fair I guess

[10:48:16] h4 !request kick ComputerTech for talking without knowing

[10:49:46] h4 sur du alte Germanin!

[10:50:31] h4 wow

[10:50:34] h4 sad you have to remind people

[10:50:41] h4 friend of mine turns 35 today

[10:50:43] h4 old fucker

[10:52:03] h4 in a civilized world

[10:52:05] h4 jfc

[10:52:12] h4 HelderHeid: alright grandpa!

[10:53:17] h4 wdym perv?

[10:53:21] h4 jfc why is he up again?

[10:53:30] h4 s/cell/room/

[10:53:47] h4 it happens :x

[10:55:46] h4 you're 22 in a day

[10:55:49] h4 stop acting like a child

[10:56:00] h4 now you need a kid or a niece/nephew to still act like a child in public

[10:56:38] h4 so I was listening to Grass Roots - Lets Live For Today

[10:56:39] h4 and I quote

[10:56:44] h4 "Baby I need to feel you deep inside of me"

[10:56:47] h4 sung by a man

[10:56:58] h4 the song itself is quite great

[10:57:08] h4 gives me the feeling that being a hippie was fucking great back then

[10:57:16] h4 well I would agree

[10:57:23] h4 but that does not fit with the lyrics of the rest of the song

[10:57:44] h4 he is basically just singing about not having to worry about anything but the love to his woman

[10:57:50] h4 .yt grass roots lets live for today

[10:57:54] h4 just listen in

[10:57:59] h4 I quite like it

[10:58:51] h4 oh yeah we got a Zeitzeuge

[10:58:58] h4 I envy you HelderHeid

[10:59:02] h4 the 60s must have been great

[10:59:23] h4 .syn

[10:59:25] h4 .sync

[10:59:29] h4 oh really!

[10:59:46] h4 I bet the 70s were great too

[10:59:57] h4 80s meh, 90s very meh (especially the music)

[11:00:00] h4 00s okay

[11:00:04] h4 10s weird, 20s just crap

[11:00:43] h4 I had the most fun in the 10s though

[11:00:59] h4 HelderHeid: yeah but today you got

[11:01:01] h4 uhm

[11:01:10] h4 for some reason only Lil Nas X comes to mind

[11:01:20] h4 what else is music these days?

[11:01:23] h4 this Carpenter woman

[11:01:31] h4 Kendrick Lamar

[11:01:35] h4 Eminem is still around

[11:01:45] h4 Dogg Pound is about to release a new album

[11:01:53] h4 Snoop is still active

[11:02:05] h4 Ice Cube isn't :(

[11:02:18] h4 meh AC/DC is okay

[11:02:29] h4 HelderHeid: I liked Gotye

[11:02:32] h4 he now is somebody we used to know

[11:02:42] h4 oh yeah

[11:02:47] h4 I agree

[11:03:04] h4 he should be kicked

[11:03:06] h4 wtf is UB40?

[11:03:16] h4 UB40 in 20 years you cunt

[11:03:29] h4 your mom is raggae!

[11:03:52] h4 oh great ComputerTech

[11:03:55] h4 you fucked the bot

[11:03:56] h4 again

[11:04:10] h4 or would you like to defend yourself and instead blame sur?

[11:04:27] h4 oh wow

[11:04:31] h4 special treatment huh

[11:04:53] h4 .yt black sabbath every day under the sun

[11:04:59] h4 I can play this on guitar

[11:05:02] h4 and I love it

[11:05:09] h4 because they keep changing the tune

[11:05:17] h4 or rather fuck the other guys

[11:05:20] h4 Tony Iommi is

[11:05:22] h4 :D

[11:05:36] h4 sur: s/enker/umacher/

[11:06:03] h4 what kind of music is he playing on his guitar then?

[11:06:46] h4 stfu

[11:06:58] h4 ^

[11:07:00] h4 what he said

[11:07:13] h4 ⁵

[11:07:23] h4 bitch music

[11:07:33] h4 sur: I have to agree with you

[11:07:41] h4 the schenker thing you linked up there

[11:07:43] h4 was great

[11:07:45] h4 *is

[11:08:00] h4 oh good job fucking up the bot again

[11:08:06] h4 jfc ComputerTech what kind of music video is that?

[11:08:14] h4 50s CGI!?

[11:08:25] h4 .yt homo dance

[11:08:38] h4 no homo

[11:08:49] h4 ye this dire straits is also nice

[11:08:51] h4 fuck you ComputerTech

[11:09:45] h4 I disagree with the cover sur

[11:09:51] h4 the guy is destroying a nice car and a nice guitar

[11:09:53] h4 wtf is his problem?

[11:10:23] h4 SOME PEOPLE ARE TOO GEIZIG TO PAY UPWARDS OF A 1000€ FOR A GUITAR

[11:10:27] h4 AND HE IS JUST SMASHING SOMETHING

[11:11:46] h4 oh yeah

[11:11:50] h4 you think you're cool because you link that?

[11:14:59] h4 CoolKevin: s/a lem/a cool lem/

[11:15:11] h4 !request kick ComputerTech for bad jokes

[11:15:49] h4 HelderHeid: yes

[11:16:11] h4 HelderHeid: ComputerTech sent another cover version of a CCR song some time back

[11:16:14] h4 fucking cunt

[11:16:44] h4 HelderHeid: I suppose

[11:17:11] h4 "I Heard It Through the Grapevine" is a song written by Norman Whitfield and Barrett Strong for Motown Records in 1966.

[11:17:20] h4 The Marvin Gaye version was the second to be recorded, in the beginning of 1967, but the third to be released.

[11:17:46] h4 CCR covered it too

[11:18:21] h4 I saw Public Enemy live

[11:26:08] h4 sur: alcohol bad, mmkay?

[13:33:44] h4 deadly: you don't like to piss people off

[13:33:46] h4 stop talking trash

[13:33:50] h4 you're a fucking charme mate

[14:20:28] h4 dead_girl: no that's hearsay

[14:20:32] h4 I'm actually a very nice person

[14:24:26] h4 he could just stay drunk

[14:41:37] h4 if he keeps it up

[15:11:44] h4 yeah

[16:01:12] h4 bb?

[16:01:14] h4 jfc

[16:01:16] h4 she could be your mom

[16:01:23] h4 she also looks like one

[16:01:42] h4 old, kinda used

[16:01:48] h4 I'd say second or third hand

[16:03:10] h4 I mean you probably couldn't get her pregnant by mistake :D

[16:16:52] h4 grungebarbie: try me

[16:17:00] h4 why would I wish him to impregnate you?

[16:17:05] h4 this is between you guys

[16:17:39] h4 grungebarbie: but I congratulate you on getting a pool boy

[16:17:46] h4 and he is still so young

[16:18:07] h4 dead_girl: I don't know about cute :x

[16:18:13] h4 whiskey in the baby bottle

[16:19:11] h4 grungebarbie HEY! THIS IS IRC

[16:19:16] h4 grungebarbie: s/would have/would of/

[16:19:20] h4 that will only confuse the other americans

[16:19:34] h4 german

[16:19:44] h4 that is accurate

[16:20:25] h4 oh my

[16:20:34] h4 grungebarbie: s/should go/should of gone/

[16:20:36] h4 :D

[16:24:02] h4 but what humidity?

[16:24:14] h4 you got 60-90% humidity here and when the temps go above 30°C

[16:24:17] h4 it's just fucking unbearable

[16:24:20] h4 jfc

[16:24:31] h4 not sure if there ever was a hurricane on tenerife

[16:24:36] h4 you sure about that grungebarbie?

[16:24:39] h4 .w kiel

[16:24:47] h4 oh yeah

[16:24:58] h4 but the hurricanes accumulate over the ocean

[16:25:05] h4 they don't hit tenerife at all

[16:26:40] h4 yeah the thing just comes to be over the atlantic I think

[16:26:47] h4 grungebarbie: you best not

[16:26:51] h4 the locals hate tourists

[16:26:55] h4 and people buying property there

[16:27:01] h4 because they can't afford to live there anymore

[16:27:12] h4 grungebarbie: yeah the spaniards will love that

[16:27:16] h4 ...

[16:27:23] h4 grungebarbie: right american

[16:27:30] h4 I should go to sweden and claim land

[16:27:34] h4 because my great-grandfather was born there

[16:28:07] h4 grungebarbie: yeah don't tell that to a german

[16:28:15] h4 we'll just invade poland again and get our former lands back

[16:28:57] h4 *estás

[16:29:06] h4 ¿

[16:29:09] h4 is also missing

[16:29:11] h4 wtf?

[16:29:23] h4 brilliant?

[16:29:25] h4 whale whale whale

[16:29:28] h4 would you look at that

[16:29:36] h4 oh shit I said whale three times in a row

[16:29:39] h4 phonekait will join any second now

[16:29:49] h4 RODO :D

[16:30:07] h4 ZOEboy: thoughts & prayers

[16:30:14] h4 grungebarbie: you're just poor

[16:30:18] h4 git gud

[16:30:28] h4 it's also much nicer than California

[16:30:44] h4 wow!

[16:30:56] h4 sell that dump

[16:31:09] h4 you call that a house?

[16:31:11] h4 pff

[16:31:17] h4 glorified shed with a tiny shed next to it

[16:31:25] h4 one for you, one for your so

[16:31:44] h4 I have seen your bedroom

[16:31:46] h4 and no lol

[16:31:51] h4 yeah

[16:31:58] h4 acres over acres of land

[16:32:03] h4 and no money to do anything with it

[16:32:05] h4 keep going

[16:32:19] h4 but you got a shed on it

[16:32:21] h4 well two

[16:32:25] h4 and a trailer

[16:32:35] h4 just dig a big hole until you hit water

[16:32:37] h4 call it a pool

[16:32:40] h4 *living the life*

[16:32:46] h4 like I said above

[16:32:48] h4 sell that dump

[16:32:53] h4 get yourself something in Tenerife

[16:33:08] h4 ComputerTech will be delighted

[16:33:16] h4 finally one of his irc mommies will be available offline

[16:33:30] h4 yeah I also don't think the spanish like americans that much

[16:33:35] h4 you might get hit with racism

[16:33:46] h4 if you cross the atlantic or pacific

[16:33:50] h4 you don't get a lot of sympathies

[16:33:56] h4 you're not brazilian

[16:34:01] h4 I have seen you and I have heard you

[16:34:08] h4 you are fully american

[16:34:30] h4 grungebarbie: you have been brought up in america, you sound, think and act like an american

[16:34:47] h4 javascript?

[16:34:54] h4 that's a no go then

[16:35:06] h4 it's La Palma

[16:35:08] h4 isn't it?

[16:35:27] h4 that doesn't even make sense

[16:35:33] h4 either las palmas or la palma

[16:35:36] h4 it is la palma

[16:36:00] h4 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Palma

[16:36:04] h4 it is fucking La Palma

[16:36:06] h4 jfc

[16:36:19] h4 la isla bonita

[16:36:24] h4 be sure to play the madonna song when you arrive

[16:36:29] h4 that'll get you all the sympathies

[16:36:40] h4 guess we're not cool enough for kevin

[16:36:44] h4 lol

[16:36:57] h4 *joins irc channel*

[16:37:00] h4 *gets disgusted by activity*

[16:37:02] h4 *leaves*

[16:37:10] h4 people chatting

[16:37:12] h4 IN A CHATROOM

[16:37:14] h4 fucking weirdoes

[16:37:25] h4 they should be stoned

[16:37:31] h4 no not like that suzy!!

[16:38:18] h4 lol

[16:39:06] h4 in your apartment ;)

[16:39:28] h4 what?

[16:42:15] h4 why?

[16:42:16] h4 god is everywhere

[16:42:19] h4 they got nothing to fear

[16:42:30] h4 or are they implying that god can't reach hawaii?

[16:43:04] h4 grungebarbie: s/like //

[16:43:29] h4 look at the brzilian with her american english

[16:43:39] h4 throwing "like" around like there's no tomorrow

[16:44:19] h4 whom

[16:44:22] h4 jfc

[16:44:38] h4 lol

[16:44:43] h4 grammar nazi for real

[16:45:05] h4 want me to be a grammar nazi with your spanish as well?

[16:45:18] h4 4%

[16:45:23] h4 have you not charge dit?

[16:45:34] h4 D:

[16:45:37] h4 he will

[16:45:39] h4 lol

[16:45:54] h4 4% is still 19%

[16:45:57] h4 D:

[16:46:30] h4 foxy been bad

[16:46:32] h4 :D

[16:46:36] h4 Null_Anonymous: ask away

[16:46:43] h4 later o/

[16:46:56] h4 irc

[16:47:02] h4 emotionally dead

[16:47:11] h4 that is more than enough time to jack off

[16:48:13] h4 can't see it

[16:48:15] h4 :O

[16:48:42] h4 fair

[16:48:45] h4 wow

[16:48:52] h4 "Hey dad can I use your phone?"

[16:48:55] h4 "You got any games dad?"

[16:49:10] h4 gj ComputerTech

[16:49:13] h4 foxy also left #ireland

[16:49:15] h4 -.-

[16:49:39] h4 btw that was a quick jack off

[16:49:41] h4 gj ComputerTech

[16:49:44] h4 highly efficient

[16:50:17] h4 I know what this channel is missing

[16:50:21] h4 .yt homo dance

[16:50:40] h4 oh lol I just thought she joined :D

[16:50:46] h4 that would have been interesting

[16:52:03] h4 oh no

[16:52:05] h4 she hates my guts

[16:52:11] h4 I don't even know why

[16:52:22] h4 at some point she just bitched at me in pm, accusing me of being one of the raiders

[16:52:31] h4 I even asked her what the issue was

[16:52:34] h4 she got even more pissed

[16:52:36] h4 very weird

[16:52:44] h4 oh trust me she does

[16:52:54] h4 she has made that very clear to me in pm lol

[16:53:18] h4 obviously

[16:53:20] h4 but what!?

[16:53:22] h4 :D

[16:53:29] h4 she was very rude

[16:53:38] h4 until I started showing her the same respect she has shown me

[16:54:34] h4 hmm

[16:54:39] h4 she is californian though

[16:54:48] h4 I can tolerate a lot

[16:54:52] h4 but that might be too much

[16:55:09] h4 you think if I offered my tool she would forgive me?

[16:55:26] h4 I don't feel like becoming her bitch slave though

[16:55:30] h4 that sounds weak

[16:56:22] h4 Null_Anonymous: I'd rather that bridge be burned

[16:56:48] h4 burn it

[16:56:56] h4 she wasn't that interesting

[16:57:03] h4 talked way too much shit about fashion

[16:59:11] h4 how would I get my hand on match fuels?

[16:59:13] h4 *jet fuel

[16:59:25] h4 also that is a lot of effort just to deal with Piba

[16:59:29] h4 think I'll pass

[16:59:34] h4 grungebarbie: and what not

[16:59:44] h4 someone must be whispering into your ear

[17:01:43] h4 say grungebarbie

[17:01:50] h4 why is he calling you "bb" all the time?

[17:02:31] h4 uhm yeah sure

[17:02:33] h4 a bb gun

[17:06:19] h4 BIG BREASTS GUN

[17:06:30] h4 oh whoa

[17:06:32] h4 calm down

[17:06:35] h4 no need to shoot your seed

[17:06:38] h4 jfc

[17:07:02] h4 grungebarbie: his hasn't been born yet

[17:07:05] h4 and yours are old enough

[17:07:17] h4 how would he know!?

[17:07:23] h4 she has not called him back

[17:07:30] h4 she went to get some milk

[17:07:45] h4 jfc :D

[17:08:20] h4 you're just afraid of the awkward reunion

[17:08:39] h4 please

[17:08:43] h4 you have been intimate with that woman

[17:08:47] h4 sure you can talk to her

[17:09:05] h4 just tell her you wanna hook up again

[17:09:43] h4 why?

[17:09:48] h4 if it's a boy

[17:09:52] h4 you call it JAVIER

[17:10:04] h4 no mine

[17:10:06] h4 they love h4

[17:10:15] h4 thx

[17:10:17] h4 :3

[17:10:19] h4 no

[17:10:23] h4 h4 in german

[17:10:25] h4 HA VIER

[17:10:29] h4 thus the JAVIER

[17:10:31] h4 got it?

[17:10:50] h4 dead_girl: TorS probably still believes my name is Hans :D

[17:11:13] h4 Salvaje showed me that tors is still talking about me

[17:11:20] h4 lol

[17:11:33] h4 dead_girl: appreciated

[17:11:37] h4 is Kowal okay with it though?

[17:11:47] h4 I got a lot going on

[17:11:51] h4 sexually very active for my age

[17:11:58] h4 nice

[17:12:01] h4 sharing is caring

[17:12:27] h4 ye

[17:12:49] h4 no

[17:12:51] h4 you may not

[17:15:54] h4 oh no

[17:15:59] h4 I can not confirm that

[17:16:04] h4 some of these intrusive thoughts are just fucked up

[17:17:00] h4 yeah see you next week o/

[17:18:00] h4 pssst!

[17:18:09] h4 if you explain my jokes they'll be even worse

[17:18:11] h4 :D

[17:25:42] h4 happy birthday ComputerTech

[17:26:06] h4 dead_girl: so you turned Kowal into a junkie?

[17:26:14] h4 YOU EVIL WOMAN!

[17:26:39] h4 hi Hotties

[17:26:50] h4 so lets just all agree to congratulate ComputerTech today

[17:26:52] h4 so we don't have to tomorrow

[17:27:38] h4 that poor guy

[17:27:40] h4 now he got some angel dust

[17:27:45] h4 and is all sorts of fucked up

[19:41:42] h4 D:

[19:41:50] h4 so you put a chastity cage on him?

[19:41:53] h4 that protects the dick, right?

[19:42:10] h4 oh wow

[19:42:13] h4 rip Dr_DICK

[19:44:17] h4 he was probably let go

[19:44:20] h4 worked remotely for intel

[19:44:23] h4 thus the recent fuckups

[19:44:27] h4 and now he was let go

[19:44:41] h4 to this day they have no idea how a junior python developer caused this

[19:45:53] h4 they didn't like your code

[19:46:22] h4 also despite them looking like indians and smelling like curry

[19:46:25] h4 these people are from London

[19:46:31] h4 so please refer to them as Englishmen

[19:46:46] h4 don't ruin my racist joke on London

[19:46:48] h4 wth?

[19:47:09] h4 gonna go take a shower now

[19:47:16] h4 laaaaaaatoooor o/

[19:47:31] h4 tons

[19:47:38] h4 got a router and a managed switch running it

[19:47:48] h4 and so far I haven't done shit with those! :D

[19:48:20] h4 wow

[19:48:24] h4 coming on strong there ComputerTech

[19:48:45] h4 AfterGlow: is it running iptables?

[19:48:54] h4 I actually don't have an idea, sorry :/

[19:49:00] h4 so far haven't done a lot with these devices

[19:49:13] h4 hold on

[19:49:15] h4 might have an idea

[19:49:41] h4 sysctl net.ipv6.conf.all.forwarding=1

[19:49:43] h4 sysctl net.ipv4.conf.all.forwarding=1

[19:49:45] h4 sysctl net.ipv4.ip_forward=1

[19:49:47] h4 these are set?

[19:51:00] h4 those are kernel parameters AfterGlow

[19:51:04] h4 but I suppose they should be set properly

[19:51:12] h4 this is openwrt after all and not some desktop distro

[19:52:05] h4 Forwarding is enabled by default for IPv4 and IPv6.

[19:52:08] h4 yeah those should be set

[19:52:54] h4 dunno with openwrt

[19:52:59] h4 usually sysctl does the trick

[19:53:34] h4 # cat /proc/sys/net/ipv4/ip_forward

[19:53:40] h4 part of procfs

[19:53:47] h4 is that a thing on openwrt?

[19:54:00] h4 no

[19:54:09] h4 # echo 1 > /proc/sys/...

[19:54:13] h4 and so on and so forth

[19:54:21] h4 I don't think these files are writable

[19:54:27] h4 first cat them

[19:54:30] h4 see what value is in them

[19:55:11] h4 else I suppose you have to check the forwarding rules in your firewall

[19:55:29] h4 and if that's not the culprit - I'm out of ideas :D

[19:56:39] h4 if she got tats all over her face

[19:56:41] h4 avoi

[19:56:43] h4 d

[19:56:59] h4 that's fine then

[19:57:04] h4 not a big fan of tats myself

[19:57:16] h4 but as long as you don't wear some crap publicly to expose yourself as someone that is tatted

[19:57:18] h4 fine by me

[19:57:34] h4 knew this one guy who tattooed the name of his girlfriend on his eyebrow

[19:57:39] h4 or slightly above

[19:57:43] h4 you will never guess what happened next

[19:57:53] h4 they broke up

[19:57:55] h4 :D

[19:58:01] h4 he replaced that ugly thing with some sort of eagle

[19:58:03] h4 but cheap

[19:58:06] h4 it looked like proper garbage

[19:58:19] h4 my first impression of the dude was "oh wow, really shitty cheap tattoo right in his face..."

[19:58:47] h4 ComputerTech: like they used to do on tank guns in ww2

[19:58:54] h4 painted rings on it for every successfull kill

[19:59:00] h4 it just shows his experience

[19:59:31] h4 ok taking that shower now

[19:59:34] h4 o/

[20:15:27] h4 you can set them in sysctl.conf sure

[20:15:35] h4 but have you checked whether it's enabled or not?

[20:15:42] h4 I'm pretty sure it is

[20:15:55] h4 lager not bad

[20:16:03] h4 chronic told me how to

[20:16:16] h4 yep

[20:16:19] h4 the very one

[20:16:33] h4 he also said he hacked you and got nudes of your mom

[20:16:35] h4 and get this

[20:16:38] h4 his skills are so amazing

[20:16:45] h4 he got those nudes without your mom ever making some!!

[20:17:10] h4 yeah he got a little help from his friend pedobearcell or something

[20:17:12] h4 teddybearcell?

[20:17:14] h4 something like that

[20:17:30] h4 I am really bad with names

[20:19:28] h4 hey hey

[20:19:53] h4 GRÜZLI!

[20:20:09] h4 oh god that was either austrian or swiss-german

[20:20:11] h4 or an abomination

[20:20:15] h4 .yt 900 miles

[20:20:24] h4 !!!!!!! v

[20:20:59] h4 that song must be from the 50s

[20:21:04] h4 or maybe even earlier?

[20:21:10] h4 soundtrack was one of the best things about this game

[20:21:16] h4 loved the game

[20:21:59] h4 it has been 9 hours since i have eaten

[20:22:12] h4 guess I'm doing 16 hours without eating then

[20:22:30] h4 oh that is not healthy though

[20:22:52] h4 we should start talking about really tasty stuff

[20:23:00] h4 I can see Bratwürste on a Grill right now

[20:23:06] h4 brutzling around

[20:23:12] h4 waiting to be dipped into mustard

[20:23:32] h4 lettuce also tastes great

[20:23:41] h4 and healthier than a fat Bratwurst anyways :D

[20:55:24] h4 D:

[20:55:28] h4 come again?

[20:55:48] h4 huh

[20:56:24] h4 ayyyyy?

[21:10:06] h4 wdym in two hours?

[21:10:12] h4 in 50 minutes

[21:10:16] h4 we go by CEST

[21:10:18] h4 you cunts

[21:17:20] h4 ComputerTech: s/ld/ff/

[21:17:24] h4 like chronic in jail

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