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Tuesday, September 17, 2024

[04:39:16] Mikoolo Fucking hate waking up early.

[04:49:31] Mikoolo Getting up early for work I see, ComputerTech.

[04:49:33] Mikoolo I approve!

[04:50:56] Mikoolo 'Oh you missed it.

[04:51:56] Mikoolo Oh yeah it's -2 from your og timezone.

[04:52:51] Mikoolo .cc current time in tenerife

[04:53:09] Mikoolo So it's in the same timezone as UK.

[04:53:10] Mikoolo Got it.

[04:53:42] Mikoolo Not really.

[04:53:51] Mikoolo Since it's way west of it.

[04:54:08] Mikoolo Oh god no.

[04:54:16] Mikoolo If everyone did we'd see a lot more suicides.

[04:55:18] Mikoolo .w

[04:56:02] Mikoolo First you need to learn how to swim.

[04:56:58] Mikoolo Good.

[04:57:17] Mikoolo Nah they only use those on irish kids when they go potato bobbing, freewifi.

[04:57:21] Mikoolo So they don't drown.

[04:58:05] Mikoolo He's a good swimmer after all.

[04:58:52] Mikoolo You should become a lifeguard at one of the beaches there.

[04:59:44] Mikoolo save*

[05:00:07] Mikoolo Only if you protect the perso from sharks.

[05:00:12] Mikoolo Or pirates.

[05:00:31] Mikoolo If you protect them from water then you have to carry them above the water surface.

[05:00:37] Mikoolo Fuck off

[05:01:34] Mikoolo You protect them from drowning by preventing them from accessing the water from the beach.

[05:02:14] Mikoolo It's save them from drowning.

[05:02:48] Mikoolo Protect means that you do something to prevent it from occuring.

[05:03:11] Mikoolo Save means that you are doing something to save someone from something that is currently happening.

[05:03:39] Mikoolo Ok I will use it more simpler.

[05:03:50] Mikoolo If you use a condom you're protecting yourself from becoming a father.

[05:04:05] Mikoolo If you convince the woman to han an abortion you save yourself from becoming a father.

[05:04:10] Mikoolo have*

[05:04:20] Mikoolo I am never happy.

[05:05:27] Mikoolo You should stick to gaelic.

[05:05:31] Mikoolo You're better at it.

[05:06:04] Mikoolo ngl

[05:06:11] Mikoolo I've missed it.

[05:07:07] Mikoolo 13 minutes until bus.

[05:07:29] Mikoolo Thnx freewifi.

[05:07:51] Mikoolo Fuck might have to poop tho

[05:07:59] Mikoolo But then I can take a later bus.

[05:08:18] Mikoolo I plan my busrides properly.

[05:08:26] Mikoolo I always have a safety bus.

[05:08:59] Mikoolo He did watch "THAT" video twice due to boobs, freewifi.

[05:09:43] Mikoolo Doctors appointment in 51 minutes.

[05:09:49] Mikoolo Due to eye inflammation.

[05:10:01] Mikoolo They suspect it might be Chronic.

[05:10:19] Mikoolo I tried to tab complete chronic..

[05:11:50] Mikoolo If it is and they'll offer removal of the eye I'll be happy.

[05:11:57] Mikoolo Because then I can say "I TOLD YOU SO!"

[05:12:24] Mikoolo ok bbl

[11:03:02] Mikoolo Ski's brother can skii, Ski can't skii, irish666.

[11:03:37] Mikoolo Ski is paraplegic and needs special equipment to skii.

[16:43:46] Mikoolo You're all banging more than the FBI do before they kick down the front door.

[16:46:28] Mikoolo Only if they are out in the front yard of the house they kick in the door.

[16:48:32] Mikoolo Yes.

[16:48:43] Mikoolo Like ATF gets dogs the FBI gets pet ducks.

[16:49:16] Mikoolo No.

[16:49:45] Mikoolo You're not within FBI's jurisdiction.

[16:51:53] Mikoolo But you should always have a bottle of a nice gin, dry vermouth, orange bitters and lemons at hand incase the MI6 pays a visit, HelderHeid.

[16:52:04] Mikoolo This makes them calm down and become friendly.

[16:52:33] Mikoolo No.

[16:52:38] Mikoolo Whisky is for scotland yard.

[16:53:11] Mikoolo Remember. Shaken, not stirred.

[16:56:34] Mikoolo Also do not introduce yourself as [Surname, Firstname Surname]. Contrary to popular belief the MI6 does not actually approve of this during a visit.

[17:01:43] Mikoolo And if you accidentally say the word elementary during a scotland yard visit you might find yourself waking up in a prison cell with a bag pipe stuffed so far up your arse that whenever you fart it plays Flower of Scotland.

[17:08:15] Mikoolo Only if you want to get shot.

[17:10:00] Mikoolo If you get arrested by SÄPO in sweden they force you into sailor costumes akin to japanese schoolgirl uniforms and force you to sing and dance to this https://youtu.be/Qm0igtO6fAk

[17:10:56] Mikoolo nax can confirm it.

[17:11:00] Mikoolo And ski.

[18:49:25] Mikoolo .quote search pork

[20:18:54] Mikoolo ComputerTech sing with me https://youtu.be/ehukpdse8_w

[20:30:13] Mikoolo COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!

[20:30:27] Mikoolo SHOW YOUR WIVES HOW YOU EARNED MEDALS DOWN IN FLANDERS!

[20:31:06] Mikoolo I listened to that song before ComputerTech was an idea.

[20:32:09] Mikoolo My favourite version of the song https://youtu.be/nmxueMo9qMU

[20:32:30] Mikoolo THE MEN BEHIND THE WIRE!

[20:32:58] Mikoolo Sing with me! https://youtu.be/tVjk_aFdfF8

[20:33:39] Mikoolo I drove my Saracen through your garden last night

[20:35:04] Mikoolo Panik! Join us beating up the black and tans!

[20:35:44] Mikoolo Peorth seen this? https://youtu.be/9ja5_gJ3nmc

[20:42:04] Mikoolo DIDDY DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF!

[21:26:47] Mikoolo HelderHeid, what did the sea say to the beach?

[21:26:55] Mikoolo Nothing. It just waved.

[21:45:07] Mikoolo He probably died from eating 40 year old cheesecake.

[21:45:19] Mikoolo Also, good night.

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