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Friday, September 20, 2024

[14:40:28] Dr_DICK Smh I knew there was a reason I needed to keep him away from here

[14:40:42] Dr_DICK Greetings Mikoolo

[14:40:48] Dr_DICK Idk why I chose greetings

[14:40:59] Dr_DICK It's going alright, yours?

[14:42:15] Dr_DICK I may be dating a guy that happens to be Italian so I'll have to shoot ComputerTech on sight to preserve his family honor. I'm the top so I gotta do it

[14:43:23] Dr_DICK It's a win-win

[14:43:36] Dr_DICK I can't lose

[14:43:56] Dr_DICK Yee

[14:44:33] Dr_DICK Yeah

[14:44:42] Dr_DICK Did you pull it from your eye?

[14:44:52] Dr_DICK Oh damn

[14:45:54] Dr_DICK Yeah I don't have years for him to get it

[14:46:22] Dr_DICK Yeah I'd basically have to start at relearning nouns and verbs with him

[14:46:44] Dr_DICK Exactly

[14:46:58] Dr_DICK Lmao

[14:47:40] Dr_DICK He wouldn't understand

[14:48:12] Dr_DICK I'm sure you are

[14:48:14] Dr_DICK I'm sure you are...

[14:48:32] Dr_DICK Like a psyduck but more retarded

[14:49:52] Dr_DICK Ahhhhh

[14:50:04] Dr_DICK Lemmie fix it

[14:50:17] Dr_DICK He's chinese now

[14:50:49] Dr_DICK ChingalingTech

[14:51:52] Dr_DICK Oh no I don't want Zer affection, Zhe's too much for me

[14:53:10] Dr_DICK Actually lil off topic, I've come to the conclusion after the party I was at this weekend that I am a lot more attractive than I think I am lmao. I got flirted with and straight up hit on a fair bit. But I can't speak much about the party in here it wasn't normies

[14:53:57] Dr_DICK Oh shit right on

[14:54:17] Dr_DICK How much was your eye and some brain worth to the insurance company?

[14:54:34] Dr_DICK Ah shit, probably gonna be a fair amount at least

[14:54:42] Dr_DICK You'll be able to get a 4070

[14:55:00] Dr_DICK Noice

[14:56:40] Dr_DICK Damn you'll be able to get a whole new rig

[14:57:17] Dr_DICK Good choice

[14:57:55] Dr_DICK Fly to norway to make fun of your norwegian neighbors

[14:58:06] Dr_DICK That'd be fun, the whiskey trip

[14:58:20] Dr_DICK I guess, there's only one way in and Norway out

[14:59:03] Dr_DICK A nice functional tipsy

[14:59:26] Dr_DICK Sounds like a good time, getting to taste that back-to-back probably gives you a way better flavor.

[14:59:30] Dr_DICK *sense of flavor

[15:01:47] Dr_DICK Last lady I was with was from Scotland. I learned that day I have a thing for accents lmao

[15:02:23] Dr_DICK Yeah that seems like a lot of luggage for that kinda trip lmao, at least you won't need to worry

[15:02:49] Dr_DICK Don't forget pants

[15:03:08] Dr_DICK I don't think they'd like it if you show up to a whiskey tasting without pants

[15:03:13] Dr_DICK Lmao yeah

[15:04:35] Dr_DICK Lmfao

[15:04:49] Dr_DICK I'll tell Rachel she's good to return home

[15:06:22] Dr_DICK Go a step further and find his house. I'm sure phonebooks are still a thing there like they are here

[15:07:18] Dr_DICK Or just burn it on his front step so it melts into the shape of his front step

[15:07:31] Dr_DICK Then you have a memory you can take home

[15:07:48] Dr_DICK Extra memories to go with your plastic slab

[15:08:26] Dr_DICK Yeah it's hard to hit me over an oceans

[15:08:56] Dr_DICK Clearly they didn't learn from the french if they're still trying to melee over water

[15:09:15] Dr_DICK It's called climbing

[15:09:53] Dr_DICK Any sharp spots at the top just need a sharp carpet over them, cheaper the better because of rubber backing. Place carpet side on spikes for grip

[15:10:01] Dr_DICK *thick carpet

[15:10:12] Dr_DICK Carpet

[15:10:25] Dr_DICK Carpet

[15:10:28] Dr_DICK Idiot

[15:10:48] Dr_DICK Carpet

[15:11:17] Dr_DICK I may as well bring Curry if I'm going over to the UK, they do own it now

[15:11:19] Dr_DICK Right irish666

[15:11:30] Dr_DICK Nah that's Canada

[15:11:41] Dr_DICK Everything but

[15:12:17] Dr_DICK That's why it is so good at math

[15:12:22] Dr_DICK It solves all my problems

[15:14:02] Dr_DICK Security system has a few ways around it, you likely don't live in downtown london so you'll have telephone wires with ground access, all those need is a snip and your system won't be able to communicate with the host. Tack on a 9v dummy line and they'll get a glitch on their end not an outright outage depending on protocol

[15:14:33] Dr_DICK I shouldn't have typed all that in hindsight. I hope I don't get a visit from CSIS

[15:15:02] Dr_DICK No wifi if the cable is cut

[15:15:11] Dr_DICK Well no internet access, still wifi signal

[15:15:33] Dr_DICK Of course, I wouldn't be disabling the router I'd be disabling the communication between it and the outside would

[15:15:57] Dr_DICK Your lack of knowledge for basic security system subversion is concerning for someone that hosts websites

[15:16:03] Dr_DICK Because the skills are transferable

[15:16:51] Dr_DICK No just theorized it lots

[15:17:55] Dr_DICK Most security systems of any kind is just a facade to provide a false sense of security. They do have measures but there is always a work around and usually they're designed that way.

[15:19:03] Dr_DICK As jewerly thief Bill Mason put it. If the door's locked, try the wall.

[15:20:15] Dr_DICK That man hit a hotel vault multiple times. Eventually he couldn't get to it so he rented a room next to the manager's suite, cut a hole in the wall through the dresser, and then iirc got the key to the vault and broke in from there

[15:20:57] Dr_DICK Blueprints iirc but also probably from visiting the hotel many times.

[15:21:16] Dr_DICK It was like his 4th or 5th time robbing the place

[15:21:36] Dr_DICK They also might not have one, this was 50+ years ago

[15:22:56] Dr_DICK Idk I don't do webhosting

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