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[07:44:51] Mikoolo Go to bed Peorth.

[07:56:06] Mikoolo DAD! DAD! STOP FIGHTING!

[07:58:10] Mikoolo Well he escaped the country for some reason. Probably a criminal investigation happening over there and ComputerTech is the main suspect but is now located in a country without extradition agreement with UK.

[07:59:36] Mikoolo .quote search Mikoolo

[07:59:42] Mikoolo Which one was it now.

[07:59:59] Mikoolo .quote read 784

[08:00:04] Mikoolo no

[08:00:25] Mikoolo .quote search I don't eat anything

[08:00:28] Mikoolo There

[08:00:30] Mikoolo Thats the one

[08:03:31] Mikoolo ,quote random

[08:03:34] Mikoolo .quote random

[08:04:17] Mikoolo It was just syndus in a gimp suit.

[08:04:33] Mikoolo .quote random

[08:06:07] Mikoolo .quote random

[08:06:33] Mikoolo Ain't surprised tbh.

[08:07:04] Mikoolo .quote random

[08:10:32] Mikoolo .quote random

[08:10:42] Mikoolo ^

[08:13:36] Mikoolo Oh god the more gameplay I see from SW: Outlaws the worse it starts looking.

[09:46:05] Mikoolo Put ii on ignore, h4.

[09:46:11] Mikoolo Pretend that side doesn't exist.

[09:46:28] Mikoolo It works great.

[09:46:38] Mikoolo Because theres no one active on the other end.

[11:43:57] Mikoolo No.

[11:43:59] Mikoolo I can't.

[11:44:11] Mikoolo Why do you wish to have someone who can speak it, irish666?

[11:57:48] Mikoolo Call your fiancee, irish666.

[12:08:29] Mikoolo Good afternoon enemies.

[12:40:05] Mikoolo I am looking at stuff, irish666.

[12:40:17] Mikoolo Speakers, chairs, desk.

[12:47:15] Mikoolo I* I* and I*

[12:47:25] Mikoolo +.

[13:05:45] Mikoolo We should ban him for this crime.

[13:07:40] Mikoolo vk2bio https://youtu.be/G4gwp8d5eDE

[13:09:54] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/B9ND0EYlbEo

[13:12:47] Mikoolo So ComputerTech. When are you making a GTA VI RP server for the channel?

[13:13:07] Mikoolo Sorry

[13:13:09] Mikoolo Typo

[13:13:23] Mikoolo I originally wrote IV and corrected it to VI despite meaning V.

[13:16:35] Mikoolo Have you tried American Fugitive, vk2bio?

[13:18:12] Mikoolo Theres also Rustler, vk2bio. https://youtu.be/m3j58raDUPQ

[13:18:25] Mikoolo Pretty much top down medieval GTA.

[13:20:22] Mikoolo Oh yeah thats a nintendo DS game.

[13:20:43] Mikoolo hi

[13:21:29] Mikoolo That might have been the original console it was released on.

[13:21:37] Mikoolo Now I got unsure and have to google.

[13:22:11] Mikoolo I was right. Got ported to psp in october the same year.

[13:22:18] Mikoolo march 2009 for the ds.

[13:22:57] Mikoolo btw, RDR 1 might be coming to pc soonish.

[13:23:31] Mikoolo It showed up on rockstar social club on pc for a little bit.

[14:39:10] Mikoolo ComputerTech hates italians?

[14:39:28] Mikoolo Test

[14:39:41] Mikoolo Result might be equivalent to shooting myself in the foot.

[14:39:45] Mikoolo Ciao

[14:40:15] Mikoolo How boring.

[14:40:37] Mikoolo Hello Dr_DICK.

[14:40:45] Mikoolo Hows life?

[14:41:17] Mikoolo I'm ok.

[14:42:54] Mikoolo You should smuggle the gun to sweden and try to lure him there aswell, Dr_DICK.

[14:43:18] Mikoolo Just incase you get caught you'll have decent prison quarters.

[14:43:51] Mikoolo Want to see a sfw pic I took a while ago?

[14:44:07] Mikoolo Here Dr_DICK https://i.imgur.com/fjGZfQo.jpg

[14:44:25] Mikoolo See the thread at the end of the tweezers?

[14:44:45] Mikoolo Thats the last stitch they could remove from my eyeball-

[14:44:46] Mikoolo . *

[14:45:19] Mikoolo 5 out of 7 removed. The eye decided to grow above the remaining 2.

[14:45:39] Mikoolo DOn't bother explaining it, Dr_DICK.

[14:45:45] Mikoolo It'll take too long for you.

[14:46:01] Mikoolo Not saying that you're bad at explaining. ComputerTech is just bad at comprehending.

[14:46:30] Mikoolo He doesn't even read other sentences to get the context.

[14:46:52] Mikoolo He proved our point, Dr_DICK.

[14:47:28] Mikoolo Should we tell ComputerTech that we're talking about him?

[14:47:44] Mikoolo True.

[14:48:21] Mikoolo It's his natural state of mind tho.

[14:48:43] Mikoolo More like a slowpoke with adhd.

[14:49:30] Mikoolo Oh I get why he doesn't understand who we're talking about, Dr_DICK.

[14:49:39] Mikoolo We forgot to use his new pronouns, see topic.

[14:50:25] Mikoolo Ching Chong ComputerTech.

[14:50:42] Mikoolo It should be They/Them not It/They.

[14:51:30] Mikoolo I think she's in love with you Dr_DICK.

[14:51:46] Mikoolo Can't be me coz I am not a doctor.

[14:51:54] Mikoolo ANd therefore doesn't have money to support her needs.

[14:52:52] Mikoolo Imagine if she got her adhd evaluation while she was in northern ireland. She'd have a much better attention span and focus.

[14:53:36] Mikoolo Nice!

[14:53:50] Mikoolo Btw Dr_DICK. I might get my big pay out from the insurance next month.

[14:54:00] Mikoolo So I can soon retire my 1070.

[14:54:24] Mikoolo Don't know yet.

[14:54:36] Mikoolo But I am guessing about 18000 sek for each % of disability.

[14:54:46] Mikoolo And complete loss of sight in one eye is 14%

[14:54:55] Mikoolo I'm thinking about the 4080 super.

[14:55:33] Mikoolo But since I don't have complete loss of sight in the eye I guess about 10% from it. Then an unknown amount from the brain damage.

[14:55:50] Mikoolo .cc 180000 sek to cad

[14:56:55] Mikoolo I'm not using more than 30% of that on upgrading computer, desk, chair, speakers.

[14:57:02] Mikoolo Rest goes to savings.

[14:57:31] Mikoolo Might even go abroad a bit with the money within the 30%.

[14:57:39] Mikoolo Been looking at a whisky trip to scotland.

[14:58:00] Mikoolo No.

[14:58:04] Mikoolo Norway is hella expensive.

[14:58:31] Mikoolo Yeah. A 3 - 4 day tour to islay. Get like 2 drams of whisky to taste at each distillery.

[14:58:47] Mikoolo You'll not be sober but also not totally wasted.

[15:00:02] Mikoolo https://www.rabbies.com/en/scotland-tours/from-edinburgh/2-4-day-tours/islay-the-whisky-coast-4-day-tour

[15:00:08] Mikoolo This is the tour I want to go on.

[15:01:35] Mikoolo 20kg of luggage seems a bit excessive tbh.

[15:02:27] Mikoolo Just pack in 2 pairs of underwear, 4 pairs of socks, 2 t-shirts, 2 shirts. Maybe a rain jacket.

[15:02:54] Mikoolo Oh yeah.

[15:03:01] Mikoolo An extra pair of pants.

[15:03:09] Mikoolo Incase one soils themselves.

[15:04:08] Mikoolo Know what the best thing with going on that tour is?

[15:04:28] Mikoolo Ever since ComputerTech left ireland it's safe to visit his old vincinity.

[15:04:53] Mikoolo One could even go to his town, take a selfie. Send it to ComputerTech and say "I went to your town but you weren't there."

[15:06:33] Mikoolo True true.

[15:06:45] Mikoolo Could break into the house and steal all of his lego.

[15:06:54] Mikoolo And donate them to some chairty in the town.

[15:06:58] Mikoolo charity*

[15:07:09] Mikoolo Right ComputerTech?

[15:07:24] Mikoolo No no no.

[15:07:36] Mikoolo That would be adding vandalism, theft, attempted arson.

[15:07:45] Mikoolo If one gets caught.

[15:07:50] Mikoolo Better with just theft.

[15:08:17] Mikoolo You should grab a plane ticket first.

[15:08:40] Mikoolo Oh your lego is at your place already ComputerTech?

[15:08:54] Mikoolo See.

[15:08:58] Mikoolo Grab a plane ticket first then.

[15:09:22] Mikoolo One could dig under it too.

[15:09:52] Mikoolo Rope ladders are great for getting over steel fences.

[15:10:15] Mikoolo Matress, ComputerTech.

[15:10:30] Mikoolo Yeah a thick carpet, Dr_DICK.

[15:10:52] Mikoolo A magic one.

[15:11:03] Mikoolo bbl offoce

[15:11:05] Mikoolo office *

[15:41:17] Mikoolo ComputerTech I can say "I am now going to take a huge dump of steamy stinky shit!" instead for "bbl office"

[15:41:38] Mikoolo If you want.

[15:41:49] Mikoolo Also, why office?

[15:41:55] Mikoolo You do a lot of paper work there.

[15:43:02] Mikoolo Thats the luxury of working for your family owned company, ComputerTech.

[15:43:13] Mikoolo But also makes you dependant on your family for income.

[15:43:38] Mikoolo OH I get it now.

[15:43:45] Mikoolo You shit while on the balcony.

[15:44:07] Mikoolo Nice

[15:44:39] Mikoolo Theres always work in the landscaping bussiness ComputerTech, fyi.

[15:44:52] Mikoolo I recommend it if you want a nice type of manual labour job.

[15:45:57] Mikoolo You get to meet new people face to face alot.

[15:46:17] Mikoolo Rarely do the same thing twice in a row for a new customer.

[15:46:33] Mikoolo It'll not be monotonous.

[15:47:05] Mikoolo See you tomorrow.

[15:51:44] Mikoolo Fuck quakenet.

[15:52:28] Mikoolo It lacks some important features that other irc networks have.

[15:52:32] Mikoolo Such as nick registration.

[15:58:10] Mikoolo None

[15:58:19] Mikoolo Just remember to register to the website if you don't use a vpn.

[15:58:30] Mikoolo And auth to Q before joining any channel to mask your ip.

[15:59:16] Mikoolo Quakenet, DasBrain. Pay attention.

[16:00:12] Mikoolo Ah so the quakenet general help page on the website is inaccurate.

[16:00:21] Mikoolo Thanks for the information DasBrain. And I apologize for being rude.

[16:01:07] Mikoolo Ah I see the /mode one thing now.

[16:02:15] Mikoolo Anyway, fuck quakenet.

[16:02:29] Mikoolo lol no

[16:02:37] Mikoolo My own private irc network is better.

[16:02:50] Mikoolo I got all the cool kids there.

[16:03:06] Mikoolo Like a certain 1 letter and 1 number combination person.

[16:03:22] Mikoolo Yeah.

[16:03:27] Mikoolo A wee bit slow are we.

[16:03:43] Mikoolo I have a age requirement, ComputerTech.

[16:03:52] Mikoolo Yes.

[16:04:27] Mikoolo Why do you ask these questions ComputerTech? you should know I'm talking shit about it.

[16:06:10] Mikoolo Thats cool. fucking masochist torturing your eyes like that.

[16:06:27] Mikoolo There is no swedish race.

[16:06:46] Mikoolo Swedish is a language, Swedes are a nationality.

[16:06:48] Mikoolo Not a race.

[16:07:01] Mikoolo Caucasian is a race.

[16:07:19] Mikoolo Or "white" as most people call it.

[16:13:01] Mikoolo Oh yeah commando. Theres a new Commandos game coming.

[16:13:22] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/ArLzQplh_cc

[16:14:19] Mikoolo Here listen to this song ComputerTech https://youtu.be/oYNrHLfIx_4

[16:15:18] Mikoolo I SAID TO MY SELF THOSE POOR WEE LAMBS HAVING TO PUT UP WITH THE ABERDEEN FANS!

[16:16:25] Mikoolo IT REALLY IS AN OUTRAGE AND A FUCKING DISGRACE BUT SOME OF THE SHEEP HAD A SMILE ON THEIR FACE!

[16:18:00] Mikoolo I THOUGHT OH MY GOD HAVE THEY NO SHAME? ON THEIR WAY TO THE TEAMS HOME GAME! LOOKING AT THE TIME THEY BETTER BE QUICK BUT THEN MORE OF THEM PULLED OUT THEIR LITTEL FUCKING DICKS!

[16:18:06] Mikoolo It's a great song, ComputerTech.

[16:18:16] Mikoolo Little*

[16:39:10] Mikoolo h4 we all know why tho.

[16:39:37] Mikoolo I can summarize it with one word that will explain his taste in music.

[16:39:46] Mikoolo Homeschooled.

[16:40:12] Mikoolo Limited social interactions with people of his own age.

[16:40:38] Mikoolo Tho I like old music too. But I play some of them to annoy my nephew and niece.

[16:43:44] Mikoolo Here's a great song from a great band, ComputerTech. https://youtu.be/Fl1FUcbdE84

[16:44:06] Mikoolo Listen to the song, ComputerTech.

[16:44:17] Mikoolo irish666 will also like it I promise.

[16:47:32] Mikoolo Atleast make sure the people got registered nicks when you invite them, ComputerTech.

[16:47:48] Mikoolo ok

[16:47:51] Mikoolo .k Yube I help

[16:47:53] Mikoolo D:

[16:48:21] Mikoolo Oh yeah. I got the most rare access here. Thats why.

[16:49:01] Mikoolo There, I added your bot to ignore, ComputerTech.

[16:49:15] Mikoolo No

[16:49:20] Mikoolo Internets is superior.

[16:49:34] Mikoolo Why?

[16:50:00] Mikoolo Why is it shit?

[16:51:03] Mikoolo heres a tip ComputerTech

[16:51:14] Mikoolo Don't use the bots to find a song on youtube.

[16:51:21] Mikoolo Use the website or the app itself.

[16:53:06] Mikoolo Also, ofc the bot will give you the wrong result on your "hendrix light house" coz theres no song like that, ComputerTech.

[16:53:34] Mikoolo Fuck I forgot that, h4.

[16:53:41] Mikoolo I might be one too now...

[16:55:27] Mikoolo Nice.

[16:55:31] Mikoolo It's less stable than Internets.

[16:55:49] Mikoolo Seems like internets wins when it comes to stability, ComputerTech.

[16:56:10] Mikoolo Thats why Internets is so good!

[16:56:23] Mikoolo Yes?

[16:56:57] Mikoolo Also ComputerTech. Learn to song titles and you'll get the right song.

[16:57:04] Mikoolo Theres no Jimmi Hendrix song by the name Light House.

[16:57:15] Mikoolo the song *

[16:58:11] Mikoolo Don't replace things that doesn't need to be replaced, ComputerTech.

[16:58:32] Mikoolo I remember why I get annoyed by this channel now, h4.

[16:59:01] Mikoolo Why not finish elitechat first?

[17:01:17] Mikoolo What will be the thing that will make people use sharey than any other of the millions of file sharing services, ComputerTech?

[17:02:38] Mikoolo Wait until ComputerTech forgets to pay for the servers or gets dmca'd, h4.

[17:02:53] Mikoolo And then adds advertisements to it to keep the servers alive.

[17:03:07] Mikoolo And then starts blocking people from accessing it if they use adblockers.

[17:03:30] Mikoolo I am just thinking 10 years ahead of everyone else, ComputerTech.

[17:09:22] Mikoolo You better name the support bot for that Mariah, ComputerTech.

[17:17:44] Mikoolo .w -n freewifi

[17:17:49] Mikoolo .w

[17:18:06] Mikoolo It's warm over here freewifi.

[17:18:17] Mikoolo You won't freeze to death here.

[17:46:04] Mikoolo Megan Fox has toe thumbs.

[17:46:19] Mikoolo ofc ComputerTech will not be interested in her.

[17:46:31] Mikoolo He cares too much about blondeness and stuff.

[17:48:01] Mikoolo .quote add <~ComputerTech> i do like gingers tho

[17:48:31] Mikoolo I doubt your englishness now, ComputerTech.

[17:48:44] Mikoolo It's not "i do!" it's "I do!".

[18:08:26] Mikoolo If ComputerTech was a girl sfw https://i.imgur.com/AE7JIkC.mp4

[18:17:32] Mikoolo The ikea gaming desk I want to get has it's own subreddit D:

[18:28:23] Mikoolo No wildting2. Not bili. https://www.reddit.com/r/FREDDE/

[20:28:50] Mikoolo I found ComputerTech's favourite seafood. https://i.imgur.com/xQEZCuM.jpeg Choriaster granulatus.

[20:54:19] Mikoolo see

[20:54:32] Mikoolo .yt t-spoon sex on the beach

[20:54:47] Mikoolo Want to know how to make it work 100% and much faster ComputerTech?

[20:55:03] Mikoolo Then it will always fail.

[20:55:33] Mikoolo Theres like 2 or 3 people in this channel that uses the .yt function itself.

[20:55:52] Mikoolo .yt nanashi mumei and baelz robs a convenience store

[20:55:58] Mikoolo :D

[20:56:09] Mikoolo .yt Metallica - Enter Sandman

[20:56:53] Mikoolo .yt clancy brothers legion of the rear guard

[20:57:08] Mikoolo .yt clancy brothers irish rebell songs legion of the rear guard

[20:57:34] Mikoolo You should tell Internets's owner/maintenance guy to adjust the bot instead for replacing it, ComputerTech.

[20:58:19] Mikoolo This will save time.

[20:58:25] Mikoolo For you to work on elitechat instead.

[21:06:00] Mikoolo .quote search superpets

[21:06:03] Mikoolo .quote search super pets

[21:06:14] Mikoolo .quote search leans

[21:06:19] Mikoolo .quote search looks up

[21:06:23] Mikoolo .quote search cum

[21:06:25] Mikoolo kk

[21:06:56] Mikoolo .quote search kuro-chan

[21:12:47] Mikoolo See you tomorrow ComputerTech.

[21:13:07] Mikoolo See you tomorrow ComputerTech.

[21:13:32] Mikoolo See you.

[21:13:34] Mikoolo Tomorrow.

[21:13:49] Mikoolo See you tomorr!

[21:13:52] Mikoolo tomorrow!*

[21:14:03] Mikoolo I tried to autocomplete tomorrow for some weird reason.

[21:20:10] Mikoolo The jitsi people said I was too subtle with my insult back to you, Fensta. And that I should point out that it's "Because" "You" and a . after shit.

[21:22:56] Mikoolo He's back already?

[21:23:11] Mikoolo He actually used brb the correct way for once?

[21:24:11] Mikoolo /notice #Computertech ComputerTech used brb the right way for the first time in this channels history! We need to celebrate!

[21:27:08] Mikoolo Note this ComputerTech. The next whisky I'll get will be a Talisker 10. To celebrate this important historic event!

[21:27:35] Mikoolo It's an important milestone in your developement that you've used brb the right way.

[21:59:21] Mikoolo Manilla

[21:59:32] Mikoolo Manila *

[21:59:37] Mikoolo You were right the first time.

[22:20:51] Mikoolo Just learn how to use a webbrowser, ComputerTech.

[22:23:02] Mikoolo https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uOZs--mOmEE

[22:23:17] Mikoolo The german art of complaining.

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