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[02:14:18] valware .w

[02:15:26] valware esjay, don't forget to drink water and eat properly

[10:41:59] valware that's an idiot's breakfast, esjay

[10:42:07] valware =]

[10:42:12] valware your gf is right

[10:43:24] valware I'm guilty of the idiot's breakfast every day too, but that's not the point

[10:43:37] valware I know if I cared about myself a little better, I'd have a proper breakfast

[10:44:02] valware your girlfriend cares about you more than you, eat a proper breakfast, because 1) you can, 2) you deserve it, 3) it's good for you

[10:44:56] valware I wake up and pour myself a cup of instant coffee and sit at the computer and my breakfast is reading my own code from the night before and crying about it

[10:45:01] valware the tears add to the flavor

[10:47:03] valware I always drink the same coffee and I always feel like I want to die

[10:47:06] valware maybe they're related

[10:47:09] valware brb

[10:53:04] valware get a job

[10:53:14] valware fkn layabout

[10:56:17] valware Mikoolo, get a job, fkn layabout

[10:57:09] valware wow you're almost backwards to me

[10:57:18] valware 18:56:22,

[10:57:26] valware lmao

[10:57:40] valware XD you're such a cunt

[10:57:41] valware deal XD

[10:58:33] valware shit that's got me laughing

[10:58:47] valware ah dear

[10:58:54] valware coffeetime

[11:01:27] valware still laughing, shit

[11:01:32] valware nobody ever dared make jokes about that

[11:01:40] valware and I wished they would

[11:01:50] valware sick of the "awww you're retarded" voice

[11:02:35] valware =]

[11:03:14] valware not until you have a glass eye ayway

[11:04:13] valware I don't think brain electrical signals is strong enough for that?

[11:04:26] valware maybe strong enough for thinking of the url which leads to a gif?

[11:04:38] valware jk

[11:06:15] valware use this: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cc/Digital_rain_animation_medium_letters_shine.gif

[11:06:40] valware funny how they use japanese in that

[11:06:56] valware japanese looks like chinese but for aliens

[11:13:09] valware graphics card?

[11:14:00] valware we are on different planets with this lol

[11:14:05] valware !bang

[11:14:15] valware pfft

[11:14:30] valware I'm going to make a duck game using message tags

[11:14:44] valware and there will be no more channel flooding when there is a duck

[11:14:50] valware it can be automated anyway

[11:15:22] valware no, my point is, I want to make a duck game where the channel doesn't get flooded

[11:16:12] valware but I want to play :\

[11:16:27] valware https://poo.today/wp-content/uploads/ircpress/1/Screenshot-from-2024-09-29-06-22-51.png

[11:16:29] valware like this lmao

[11:16:42] valware yeah IRC can have clickable buttons

[11:17:36] valware it's hardly telegram just because telegram does a thing

[11:19:36] valware https://poo.today/wp-content/uploads/ircpress/1/Screenshot-from-2024-09-29-19-14-32.png

[11:19:56] valware far from telegram

[11:20:35] valware lol

[11:20:48] valware hey f_ =]

[11:21:24] valware how's it going?

[11:21:50] valware good as can be =]

[11:33:33] valware f_ haha of course

[11:33:42] valware I wanna make a duck hunt game

[11:33:59] valware but... later

[12:04:46] valware btw f_ you're welcome to join if you wanted

[12:05:00] valware also esjay you're welcome to come, but I think you would not care about the webclient I'm making ;(

[12:17:56] valware f_ it's reg-only @ https://poo.today and poo.today on secure port 6697

[12:18:02] valware sorry my pc crashed

[12:19:17] valware wez, no I want a duck-hunt bot that does it over message-tags according to my button-y stuff ;p thanks though <3

[12:19:29] valware https://poo.today/wp-content/uploads/ircpress/1/Screenshot-from-2024-09-29-06-22-51.png

[12:19:30] valware like this

[12:19:36] valware where I can make clickable buttons

[12:19:45] valware and then the slow-typers actually have a chance ;p

[12:19:52] valware they can just simply click

[12:20:50] valware this is a Valware's-IRC-webclient feature

[12:22:32] valware https://poo.today/wp-content/uploads/ircpress/1/Screenshot-from-2024-09-27-01-03-51.png

[12:22:36] valware it's vanilla javascript

[12:22:50] valware because I enjoy hard-work and knowing how my stuff works ;p

[12:23:31] valware ok.........

[12:24:53] valware not really no, if you wanted to recreate the custom json endpoint I coded into a wordpress plugin, it'll work

[12:25:41] valware but as it stands, it's not part of a wordpress plugin, it is technically stand-alone, but what I've done so far does rely on at least the endpoints being available and doing whatever they're doing

[12:26:03] valware !bang

[12:26:07] valware !reload

[12:26:07] valware !bang

[12:26:38] valware so maybe you could get it working somewhere else ;p

[12:27:25] valware but yeah this whole project is integration between unrealircd<->wordpress directly (no bridgeware), and a webclient that works with both

[12:28:13] valware I see too often people piggybacking sql databases to try and make a registration form on their website

[12:28:36] valware piggybacking sql db's means neither software has any awareness of each other

[12:29:22] valware gonna fiiiiiiiiiiiind you

[12:29:27] valware no music!

[12:30:07] valware https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIXyKmElvv8

[12:30:18] valware you quote this song no?

[12:30:38] valware 0:36

[12:31:10] valware =]

[12:31:18] valware yeah

[12:31:19] valware lol

[12:31:25] valware notice I omitted that part

[12:32:33] valware deadly is a cretin

[12:33:07] valware I'm willing to concede he may be sexy

[12:33:13] valware but therefore a sexy cretin

[12:44:09] valware O.o

[12:44:16] valware [20:43:31] <poo.today> wordpress.FAILED_LOGIN [info] Failed login attempt to non-existent account "Nick" [redacted ip]

[12:44:28] valware who be trying to log into my website like that lol

[12:44:56] valware (yeah that's an IRC server-notice about wordpress logins)

[12:45:30] valware you can if you really want?

[12:46:42] valware =]

[12:50:53] valware it's a v4 IP

[12:50:57] valware from Hong Kong

[12:51:08] valware probably a proxy so

[12:51:11] valware 46.8.229.231

[12:52:51] valware I just pasted the IP

[12:53:35] valware lol

[12:53:47] valware from a Hong Kong proxy?

[12:54:09] valware but yeah needs registration first

[12:54:57] valware well, in China, many places actually have access to the open internet - but in order to get permission for this, you need to be company which deals with international things like sales abroad

[12:56:14] valware so when you start work there, they will give you a VPN login =]

[12:56:25] valware and they don't check that you removed it when leaving ;D

[12:56:31] valware no

[12:56:41] valware you mean china-snooping-certs? ;p

[12:57:43] valware china doesn't snoop on its people without knowledge of it

[12:57:54] valware what I mean is, china is clear to its people what privacy its people does NOT have

[12:58:20] valware "we have access to ur wechat and shit"

[12:58:30] valware "we can check anytime, for no reason, etc"

[12:59:26] valware "we know you just by your walk"

[12:59:47] valware some chinese criminals put stones in their shoes to change their walk for this reason haha

[13:00:06] valware f_ come registerrrrrrrrr ;(

[13:00:36] valware china is the greatest ;D

[13:00:42] valware all hail president xi ;D

[13:02:05] valware h4, next round of coffee is on you

[14:19:35] valware are you talking about DST?

[14:20:02] valware wez, the last sunday in october is not a monday

[14:20:26] valware 27th October?

[14:20:58] valware where I am from, no DST

[14:21:35] valware what's the capital of australia ;D

[14:21:37] valware sweden

[14:21:55] valware lol

[14:21:58] valware why

[14:22:49] valware say noh to drughs

[14:23:32] valware .k h4

[14:23:33] valware aw

[14:24:14] valware hmmm

[14:24:21] valware do I cook rice? or noodles? or rice noodles?

[14:24:42] valware wez, sounds janky

[14:26:37] valware lol wez I had to google

[14:26:48] valware I know this called fensi (粉丝)

[14:27:03] valware (not pronounce fensie)

[14:27:16] valware FENSI

[14:27:21] valware aiya

[14:29:54] valware mmmm yeah, parasites fuckin in ur brain

[14:30:03] valware !bang

[14:31:22] valware I'm sure the scottish reporter had a laugh after, and I'm sure he's tricked many people saying "the wild haggis in the area"

[14:31:43] valware another tourist trick

[14:33:02] valware oh how dare I =]

[14:34:07] valware I'm sure she's very offended, like a good westerner

[14:34:10] valware ;D

[14:35:21] valware I wouldn't say offended

[14:35:42] valware maybe, PTDSD flashbacks from parents trying to get you learning piano ;(

[14:36:23] valware I don't get it, Mikoolo? ;D

[14:36:28] valware missed this one

[14:38:26] valware oh dear lol

[14:38:27] valware chinese karens

[14:40:01] valware well =]

[14:40:28] valware karen can be translated to card person

[14:40:52] valware 卡人

[14:41:09] valware card is very fragile

[14:42:15] valware actually, in a public area in the UK, it is the law that you can record public areas, but if someone ask you to delete their image, you are legally obliged

[14:42:24] valware it seems like the UK man is breaking his own law

[14:43:40] valware Mikoolo, according to GDPR regulations, yes, he is required to

[14:44:00] valware UK is still bound by GDPR laws

[14:45:36] valware a face is personally identifiable information

[14:45:44] valware it's against gdpr laws, it really is

[14:45:45] valware =]

[14:46:18] valware whether you're against a person or company, they have a legal obligation to not share that

[14:46:27] valware wez, I checked, it's a public domain proxy

[14:47:18] valware anyway, long story short, the chinese are being karens, and the man is breaking GDPR laws

[14:47:31] valware they could have just not approached him or looked the other way

[14:47:37] valware silly people

[14:47:51] valware it most certainly does

[14:47:59] valware https://ico.org.uk/for-organisations/data-protection-and-the-eu/data-protection-and-the-eu-in-detail/the-uk-gdpr/

[14:48:33] valware it does, regardless =]

[14:48:41] valware check link

[14:49:58] valware yeah, the UK has a GDPR of it's own, which is basically the EU GDPR which can be kept under review as a framework

[14:50:03] valware they basically forked GDPR when they left

[14:50:12] valware I lived in the UK for some time after brexit

[14:50:25] valware GDPR is very heavily a thing

[14:55:00] valware upon further review, I will eat my words. please pass the spoon

[14:56:13] valware ;p

[14:56:27] valware but yeah GDPR is still definitely in the UK :p

[14:56:32] valware I was right about that, at least B-)

[14:57:20] valware lol

[14:57:33] valware no =]

[14:59:42] valware for some reason I also thought you had a bald head

[15:00:30] valware not in my imagination/memory/how I thought about you

[15:00:42] valware just balding on top and fully-shaved as a result

[15:00:43] valware :|

[15:01:28] valware I'm really not sure where I got that mental picture

[15:02:05] valware Mikoolo, going by eyebrow, that is a left eye

[15:02:07] valware wrong eye?

[15:04:28] valware ooh haha

[15:25:48] valware please including closes quotation marks

[15:26:00] valware currently everything after your message is what you told her

[15:26:09] valware including this, the timestamps, etc

[15:26:09] valware ;D

[15:34:06] valware oh haha

[15:34:20] valware I saw rex.* as some kind of regex

[15:35:06] valware Thalmer hand

[15:35:11] valware woOoOoOoOOOoooo

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