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[00:02:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:03:33] DuckHunt HelderHeid > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[00:03:33] HelderHeid !bang

[00:03:35] HelderHeid !bang

[00:03:35] DuckHunt HelderHeid > Missed. [missed: -3 xp]

[00:03:37] HelderHeid !bang

[00:03:37] DuckHunt HelderHeid > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[00:03:40] HelderHeid !bang

[00:03:40] DuckHunt HelderHeid > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 1mn39.672s, which makes you a total of 294 ducks (including 15 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [36 xp]

[00:17:00] PapaFrog My brain is full, may I be excused?

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[00:21:27] GK-KMFDM lol panncakes

[00:21:30] GK-KMFDM PapaFrog

[00:27:12] PapaFrog Modern CPUs are complicated AF.

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[00:38:51] HelderHeid !bang

[00:38:51] DuckHunt HelderHeid > Missed. [missed: -3 xp]

[00:38:53] HelderHeid !bang

[00:38:53] DuckHunt HelderHeid > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 52.578s, which makes you a total of 295 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[00:52:09] End3r poop

[00:52:12] End3r thant is all

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[01:14:05] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[01:14:05] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a sight for your gun ! The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.

[01:14:05] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.006s, which makes you a total of 312 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:26:49] esjay Yo

[01:27:00] esjay How's it going

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[01:38:28] elcasey !bang

[01:38:28] DuckHunt elcasey > *CLACK* JAMMED GUN

[01:38:32] elcasey jam this

[01:38:34] elcasey fucker

[01:38:36] elcasey !reload

[01:38:36] DuckHunt elcasey > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 4/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[01:38:39] elcasey !bang

[01:38:39] DuckHunt elcasey > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn39.247s, which makes you a total of 22 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

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[01:45:15] freewifi hi gq

[01:45:25] gq hi freewifi

[01:46:07] elcasey freewifi: ok I checked the internet, turns out

[01:46:30] elcasey sometimes companies don't act very nicely just because of the invisble hand of Adam Smith

[01:46:39] elcasey my parents are watching a show about JP Morgan also

[01:46:47] elcasey seems a bit of an arsehole

[01:47:48] freewifi yeah that actually a function of that concept

[01:48:07] freewifi taking into account all of human experience

[01:53:54] freewifi assuming you are using the term "arsehole" to describe something related to this

[01:54:11] freewifi if he was just a murdering psychopath, then, okay

[01:56:52] freewifi a murdering psychopath obviously lacks trust and cooporation which are fundamental

[01:58:13] elcasey ok i'll let them know :D

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[02:01:01] freewifi I don't know anything about JP Morgan, but I assume he acts with extreme self interest and thus can be defined as an arsehole

[02:01:04] freewifi !bang

[02:01:04] DuckHunt *BANG* xO' KaTHoRGa just get shot by accident by freewifi. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[02:01:43] freewifi but to quote Wikipedia "Essentially, the invisible hand refers to the unintended positive consequences self-interest has on the promotion of public welfare."

[02:06:01] DuckHunt The golden duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[02:14:07] esjay oh wow

[02:14:14] esjay hi gq

[02:14:26] gq hi esjay :3

[02:15:13] esjay I realized I haven't even connected to my bouncer in like a month lol

[02:15:45] gq oops lol. i was gonna say, i pmed you the other day when i saw you were in here

[02:15:48] esjay Moved into a new place, twice as big as the house I had in NC

[02:15:52] gq wow, nice

[02:15:56] esjay You have my number lol

[02:16:00] esjay Could've just texted

[02:16:02] gq not anymore i don't

[02:16:09] gq lost the phone i had it on, have a new phone now

[02:16:15] esjay bruh

[02:16:21] gq ;;

[02:16:22] gq lol

[02:16:22] esjay fine I'll shoot you a text

[02:16:26] gq yay

[02:17:49] elcasey gq: you get a Cybertruck yet wild man?

[02:18:20] elcasey I passed out this morning at like 0615 (not a flex, it's a time coordinate)

[02:18:34] elcasey lol passed ONE aka a Cybertruck

[02:18:38] elcasey not passed out fuck

[02:19:01] gq i actually saw a cybertruck in person last month. it was really weird, like seeing a car made of legos move

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[02:19:07] esjay Life has calmed down and I'm so happy. New apartment, soon a new job, got the room to have my drums and guitar in my bedroom even, or in the living room

[02:19:16] gq i'm glad, esjay :)

[02:19:17] elcasey gq: anyway my whole angle was "they're ugly asshit, but we can afford one, so enngghh idk"

[02:19:19] esjay moving into a new place sucks dick

[02:19:34] gq true

[02:19:35] Peorth esjay!

[02:19:36] Peorth hi bb

[02:19:40] esjay Trying to move a 12" thick memory foam mattress was ASS

[02:19:45] Peorth <3

[02:20:01] esjay Hey peo

[02:21:22] esjay https://i.postimg.cc/Xjkg9M7z/signal-2024-12-15-171647-002.jpg

[02:21:38] esjay comfy little nook with my bed

[02:21:45] freewifi that mattress looks like my mattress

[02:21:54] freewifi that bed frame looks exactly like my bed frame

[02:21:57] freewifi creepy

[02:22:00] esjay lmao

[02:22:28] esjay the frame I got from some chick I met on Her, the mattress was some cheap one I got at walmart

[02:22:33] gq cozy bed corner

[02:23:11] esjay https://www.walmart.com/ip/Spa-Sensations-Serenity-by-Zinus-8-Memory-Foam-Mattress-Adult-Full/2500590127?classType=VARIANT&athbdg=L1200

[02:23:33] freewifi yeah I have that same one

[02:23:38] esjay lmao

[02:23:44] esjay it's comfy as fuck

[02:23:55] freewifi agreed

[02:24:02] esjay the frame and mattress combined is nice since it doesn't fucking squeak

[02:25:02] esjay I should probably get a drawer for things beside the bed

[02:25:10] esjay expenses :(

[02:25:47] esjay but I don't want my roommate being in here and seeing that bottle on the ground, picking up, and realizing it's lube...again

[02:26:14] gq lol again

[02:26:45] esjay my roommate is pure, like, uncorrupted and asexual

[02:26:47] esjay it's so weird

[02:27:33] esjay Any time I'm alone with someone, and she catches me later, she's like "So were you doing the sex" and for like over a month I thought it was an act or something

[02:27:36] esjay but no

[02:27:43] esjay this girl is like retarded

[02:28:14] esjay How are you 31, served in the air force, and not know about things like 69'ing

[02:29:13] gq wtf lmao

[02:30:12] esjay it's wild

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[02:42:00] DuckHunt The golden duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[02:47:23] freewifi poor duck

[02:47:53] freewifi disappointed it wasn't shot at

[02:48:35] Icez yea

[02:48:42] Icez would of been a nice easy one

[02:54:07] esjay Peorth;

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[02:54:25] esjay no more chode

[02:54:32] organism_ 💥

[02:55:11] esjay mood

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[03:00:20] esjay fifel my dude

[03:00:28] esjay Got some updates for you

[03:01:38] esjay So in the last time since we really talked, got into 1.25 relationships. One used me for sex, the other used me for sex and ghosted me after

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[03:04:02] fifel esjay: Wow. That’s somewhat better than what I’m doing. My score for this year is being yelled at by a 35 year old who wanted to play identity games (“I don’t know what my identity is, I want to project onto you”), having a 50 year old use me as a cut-out in a political manoeuvre, and have a 35 year old shocked when I told her I realised that she wanted to be treated as an object by a man who knew she was a subject: she then wen

[03:04:03] fifel t home with her exboyfriend

[03:04:27] * LimitServ set mode +l 286

[03:04:30] esjay our fucking luck

[03:04:30] fifel esjay: I don’t even get used!

[03:04:32] esjay jesus

[03:04:50] esjay You're like the guy version of me

[03:05:06] fifel I mean, what do you do, fist her and tickle her arsehole while demanding she sing all the verses of Solidarity forever?

[03:05:22] * fifel hugs esjay

[03:06:13] esjay I've literally just been an open lesbian, go on a first date and talk about Dark Souls and some other niche video games, and boom

[03:06:20] fifel People use my social appearance as a stand in for an image of “The Name of the Father” to act upon them. “I don’t need you to be a person, just fist me or cuddle me “Daddy.””

[03:06:53] esjay I kinda feel that

[03:07:24] fifel esjay: It is a massive risk to be seen, or be willing to see, the other for who they are.

[03:08:23] fifel The only one I feel disappointed about is that the 50 year old is really hard to read because she’s terribly earnest.

[03:08:39] fifel I don’t think she’s a dyke, I think she’s married to the movement, and I could handle being the piece on the side.

[03:10:27] esjay I feel like with how I've been used, people try to just have sex because I'm adorable, but then realize I'm a person and not just a toy

[03:10:41] * fifel nods

[03:10:53] fifel I mean you are still adorable, but you are always a person.

[03:11:23] esjay The one who ghosted me decided to text me again after not talking about almost a month about how what she did is wrong and wants to come hang out

[03:11:30] fifel Urgh.

[03:12:04] fifel “fifel, [it has been 2.5 years since I ghosted you, it has been 3.5 years since I started treating you awfully] live well, I hope one day we can be friends.”

[03:12:25] fifel I guess when you realise that The Father doesn’t exist, and there’s just a man, why do you need the man?

[03:13:15] esjay When peoples eyes open to the nature of themselves, they panic

[03:13:47] fifel It is like with my penis. Nobody has ever really deal with my body, they’ve dealt with the Phallus represented by My Cock. And the kinds of sex they demand …they do not involve me as someone who can experience pleasure. Ejaculation is sufficient evidence that I liked what happened and feel good.

[03:14:39] fifel esjay: Which is why when the 35 year old who wanted to be an object finally (after 90 minutes) left any space for me to say anything, she copped direct perversity that said who I was, and that I knew who she was.

[03:15:09] fifel I can’t be bothered being “gentle” with people who want to play identity games, given I really need (the appearance or illusion of) intimacy

[03:15:19] fifel I am tired, and broken, and sad.

[03:15:54] fifel esjay: A recipient accidentally touched my hand at work, I freaked out inside myself, it was the first time someone had touched me in months. It was very uncomfortable.

[03:16:18] esjay yeah, very weird

[03:18:04] fifel Eh, men are meant to live in a world without bodies, we don’t have to deal with their bodies as desirous objects that can be touched, we can just command them to force us to be fucked: we never have to deal with the man at all, just command the cock and the father to rape us.

[03:18:06] * fifel shrugs

[03:18:06] Angel ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[03:18:24] fifel What’s the men’s version of spinster? Spinner.

[03:18:29] fifel Then let me weave.

[03:20:43] fifel esjay: I don’t like that women are treating you as a toy.

[03:20:57] esjay karmic imo

[03:21:33] fifel If it helps you reflect on things that were done at another time.

[03:23:04] esjay Well I'm with a girl now that absolutely adores me

[03:24:27] fifel Hooray! I hope her adoration grows deeper and broader, and then starts pulsing.

[03:24:41] esjay her family/best friends family seem to love me

[03:25:16] fifel It is a good sign—as long as you’re not sensing a “Thankfuck, this time she picked a decent woman.”

[03:25:19] esjay my first time meeting them, they came up to me when she left the room and told me how I'm treating her better than anyone else has and that they approve of me

[03:26:39] fifel We already knew esjay is currently a good woman though…. But my ex didn’t get into trouble about being with me because of that. She ended up in trouble because I was genuinely good, and she couldn’t reconcile that with the belief she murdered her father, and that I was standing as a good man in the place of the father but was unkillable.

[03:26:52] fifel Which is *very straight* so not going to happen for youse.

[03:28:29] esjay sapphic relationships are so weird

[03:31:50] fifel Yeah. They’re human relationships and weird in specifically sapphic ways.

[03:32:11] fifel Just remember that you can’t fix her and it isn’t your job to put up with abuse.

[03:32:53] elcasey best of irc right here

[03:33:07] fifel Because “finally a good one,” means she picks and tolerates bad ones. So she might try to abuse you into being a bad one, or worse, you could be “the one good one” and 3.5 years after her abuse becomes extreme she’ll text you a 18 months after ghosting you wanting to be your friend and saying nothing more

[03:33:38] fifel elcasey: Crack open a pot of Russian fucken caravan mate, its a tea party

[03:34:10] elcasey not sure what Russian caravan pots are, but yeah, I'm in

[03:34:27] * elcasey takes a hammer to one

[03:37:12] fifel elcasey: Russian Caravan is a type of tea. It is the “stout” of the world of tea: cheap, black, dark, strong

[03:37:31] elcasey ok nice to know

[03:37:46] elcasey I have had black and green teas *in* Russia

[03:37:53] elcasey but I never knew that

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[03:38:05] elcasey !bang

[03:38:05] DuckHunt elcasey > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.413s, which makes you a total of 23 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[03:38:42] elcasey fifel: never really drank tea before or since Moscow but the tea was fair good

[03:38:55] * elcasey stfus

[03:38:57] elcasey sorry

[03:39:15] esjay 22:32:53 <&elcasey> best of irc right here

[03:39:15] esjay yep

[03:40:46] esjay best of irc is talk of me turning some person into a human twinkie and driving 12 hours to take a friends virginity

[03:41:29] elcasey sorry to hear that

[03:41:41] elcasey the internet will capture your sacrifice

[03:41:49] esjay lol

[03:42:01] elcasey https://youtu.be/iRtYaYkh74o

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[03:42:05] elcasey might night this

[03:42:10] Angel elcasey meant to say: might need this

[03:42:10] elcasey s/night/need/

[03:42:10] ascii elcasey meant to say: might need this

[03:42:59] esjay taking a friends virginity is more of a curse than anything else, just a warning

[03:44:37] Peorth just give it back

[03:44:39] Peorth stealingi s bad

[03:44:58] esjay She wanted me to take it >:(

[03:46:10] fifel esjay: You eat the twinkie of course?

[03:48:05] fifel elcasey: In the UK Tea either came by sea the long way, or across the siberian asian land caravan route via Russia. Russian Caravan tea had to be compacted, compressed, and so suffered from flavour jpegging. People eventually liked the flavour jpegging. Also I will handcuff you to a bomb and give you a hacksaw. Except I’ve handcuffed your priceless prince albert piercing to the bomb. You can cut through your cockring in 30 seconds, o

[03:48:05] fifel r your penis in 5 minutes. The bomb will explode in 3 minutes.

[03:48:09] * fifel cuts through his penis.

[03:48:48] fifel esjay: I get disappointed when the woman I’m with won’t even listen to my desire to eat her out after sex, or while she’s menstruating, or after sex while she’s menstruating.

[03:49:03] esjay some women are weird about it

[03:49:21] esjay but if you can get them past the first time, they fall in love with it since they're so sensitive

[03:49:35] fifel I’m okay with my lover being *weird* about it. I’m not okay with me not being able to express my honest desire to be with her.

[03:49:52] fifel because I’m told to shut up about things I’d like.

[03:50:39] fifel elcasey: Lord Humungus > Mad Max 1

[03:51:14] esjay well, I'm getting sleepy, so this is my cue to disappear. I'll try to pop in more frequently

[03:51:21] fifel (Tina Turner in WH40K sex wear ~= Lord Humungus ) > Mad Max I

[03:51:32] fifel esjay: If you’re getting rooted, pop in often enough to say you’re rooting good

[03:53:00] m0n .w

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[03:53:43] socraticDev red man

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[03:58:39] elcasey fifel: tough choice actually

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[03:59:01] elcasey fifel: I actually have a Lord Humongus tshirt but who won on the battlefield

[03:59:14] elcasey fifel: the historians will battle it out

[03:59:51] fifel In Australia nobody wins on the battlefield. The Australians have “fun,” the Japanese get to have “more fun” with an SMLE bayonette.

[04:00:30] elcasey :)

[04:00:35] elcasey this guy gets it

[04:00:37] fifel Only Canadians have a worse reputation in the commonwealth for War “enthusiasms”. Australians are basically 20 year sentence war “enthusiasts.”

[04:00:56] elcasey fifel: but all I know is, just walk away

[04:01:11] fifel Gurkhas do it, but they don’t “enjoy it.”

[04:01:16] elcasey :O

[04:01:26] elcasey bringing ghurkhas into it

[04:01:31] elcasey i'm impressed

[04:01:33] fifel LORD HUMUNGUS: IN FAVOUR OF PEACEFUL RESOLUTIONS, TRANSPOSITIVE, FOR A POST-CARBON ECONOMY

[04:01:37] elcasey :D

[04:01:45] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[04:01:45] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -3 xp]

[04:01:47] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[04:01:48] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck by ricochet in 2mn47.467s, which makes a total of 313 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [43 xp] [lucky shot] [four-leaf clover]

[04:01:48] DuckHunt *PEWWW* ADMIRAL_HUBRIS's bullet ricochetes on ghost2501, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -3 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident] [liability insurance]

[04:01:50] elcasey We only tried to reduce their carbon footprint

[04:02:32] elcasey fifel: https://youtu.be/3siYDSSmgCY

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[04:02:33] fifel If a Gurkha has a choice between getting it done, and doing it creatively, the Gurkha would get it done. The Canadian and Australian would play two up about who could WP grenade them while raping them with knives.

[04:02:57] elcasey fifel: admittedly, I could have chosen a different management style

[04:02:58] fifel What’s the difference between Canadians and Australians? The Canadians have dug up the school yards.

[04:03:27] elcasey fifel: look around you

[04:03:36] elcasey nothing can escape

[04:03:54] elcasey "Casey we're in an office in Phoenix, Arizona"

[04:04:36] elcasey QUIET!

[04:04:42] fifel Newcastle and Winnipeg had a competition about which was the worst shithole. Winnipeg entered. Newcastle didn’t even bother to try because it knew it would lose.

[04:04:42] elcasey NO MORE GAMES

[04:05:06] elcasey :D

[04:05:17] elcasey Well I went to Phoenix to check

[04:05:31] elcasey Newcastle and Winnipeg are still running

[04:06:39] fifel elcasey: And South Yemen is still a society

[04:06:40] elcasey fifel: you seem like a decent fucker, so god bless you

[04:06:59] elcasey yeah, i hope they break away again, so I've heard

[04:07:16] elcasey but fuck all the Arabs, I can't bother caring anymore, I tried enough

[04:07:33] elcasey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUBOgWYMBwo

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[04:07:52] elcasey this is exactly, entirely my mood tonight

[04:09:19] elcasey I do like the fact that the Houthis have denied the entire Red Sea to the USN hahaha

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[04:10:11] elcasey 4-way stops scare me

[04:11:30] Peorth !bang

[04:11:30] DuckHunt *BANG* xO' LoneWolf367 just get shot by accident by Peorth. [missed: -5 xp] [accident: -20 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[04:11:33] Peorth !rearm Peorth

[04:11:34] Peorth !bang

[04:11:34] DuckHunt Peorth > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[04:11:34] DuckHunt Peorth returns Peorth's gun to him.

[04:11:36] Peorth !bang

[04:11:36] DuckHunt Peorth > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn35.481s, which makes you a total of 457 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[04:11:39] Peorth !reload

[04:11:39] DuckHunt Peorth > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 5/5

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[04:30:28] Icez !bang

[04:30:28] DuckHunt Icez > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3mn27.437s, which makes you a total of 70 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[04:30:37] Icez !shop 10

[04:30:37] DuckHunt Icez > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 7 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.

[04:50:40] Number1Stunna gn friends

[05:02:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:05:02] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[05:05:02] DuckHunt Neo_Nemesis > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3mn2.191s, which makes you a total of 45 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[05:05:03] DuckHunt Neo_Nemesis > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find... an empty box of explosive ammo.

[05:07:07] wez <3

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[05:47:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:47:40] Icez !bang

[05:47:40] DuckHunt Icez > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 39.804s, which makes you a total of 71 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[05:47:55] Icez !shop 6

[05:47:56] DuckHunt Icez > You lubricate your gun in exchange for 8 xp points. Jamming odds are halved and the grease also protects you one time against sand throw for 24h.

[05:48:01] Icez .reload

[05:48:05] Icez !reload

[05:48:06] DuckHunt Icez > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/10 | Chargers: 2/2

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[06:02:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[06:07:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[06:11:13] Icez !bang

[06:11:13] DuckHunt Icez > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[06:11:17] Icez fuck

[06:14:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[06:19:01] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[06:31:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[06:34:02] Icez !bang

[06:34:03] DuckHunt Icez > You are not armed.

[06:34:06] Icez !shop

[06:34:13] Icez !shop 5

[06:34:14] DuckHunt Icez > You are not rich enough to make this purchase.

[06:36:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[07:12:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[07:17:01] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[07:32:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[07:35:01] Phoenix !bang

[07:35:01] DuckHunt Phoenix > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3mn1.392s, which makes you a total of 91 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[07:35:04] Phoenix !reload

[07:35:04] DuckHunt Phoenix > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 4/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[07:39:51] Icez must be time for a beer

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[08:28:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[08:28:05] DasBrain !bang

[08:28:06] DuckHunt *BANG* xO' FeralFedora just get shot by accident by DasBrain. [missed: -6 xp] [accident: -14 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident] [liability insurance]

[08:28:09] DasBrain pff

[08:28:31] FeralFedora Great

[08:28:35] FeralFedora !bang

[08:28:35] DuckHunt FeralFedora > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[08:33:00] DuckHunt The golden duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[08:48:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[08:48:52] Phoenix !bang

[08:48:52] DuckHunt Phoenix > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 52.356s, which makes you a total of 92 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[08:48:54] Phoenix !reload

[08:48:55] DuckHunt Phoenix > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 3/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[08:48:59] DasBrain !reload

[08:49:00] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 4/5

[09:04:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[09:04:05] DasBrain !bang

[09:04:05] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 5.437s, which makes you a total of 1792 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[09:24:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[09:24:05] DasBrain !bang

[09:24:06] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.472s, which makes you a total of 1793 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[09:35:14] * DasBrain set mode -bbbb *!*@16D5371C.E95E57ED.96D16953.IP *!*@wandering.lumbridge.castle.2007.runescape *!*@6FC7DD83.EB74C491.84CE5251.IP *!*@*.bc.googleusercontent.com

[09:35:15] * DasBrain set mode -bb *!*@azovs.mom atoz!*@*

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[10:18:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[10:18:03] DasBrain !bang

[10:18:03] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.438s, which makes you a total of 1794 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[10:18:13] wh_ !lastduck

[10:18:13] DuckHunt The last duck has been seen 13 seconds ago.

[10:18:24] wh_ 13

[10:23:05] Icez !lastfuck

[10:23:09] Icez .w

[10:23:10] Internets :: Timaru, NZ :: Conditions Overcast Clouds :: Temperature 10.6C / 51.08F :: Pressure 1021mb :: Humidity 78% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/2181133 ::

[10:23:21] Icez !ban DasBrain

[10:23:39] Icez *!*@wandering.lumbridge.castle.2007.runescape lol

[10:28:08] DasBrain I just cleaned up some old bans. > 1 month

[10:33:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[10:33:12] wh_ !bang

[10:33:12] DuckHunt wh_ > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[10:33:12] vk2bio !bang

[10:33:13] DuckHunt vk2bio > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 11.752s, which makes you a total of 84 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[10:33:18] vk2bio nice try

[10:33:22] wh_ !reload

[10:33:22] DuckHunt wh_ > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[10:33:25] vk2bio !reload

[10:33:25] DuckHunt vk2bio > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[10:47:25] Sander I think we should definitely keep ComputerTech banned, no matter how long ago the ban was placed

[11:06:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[11:06:10] DasBrain !bang

[11:06:11] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 10.66s, which makes you a total of 1795 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[11:07:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[11:07:04] DasBrain !bang

[11:07:04] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 4/5

[11:07:04] DuckHunt wh_ > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[11:07:04] wh_ !bang

[11:07:06] DasBrain !reload

[11:07:06] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 3/5

[11:07:07] DasBrain !bang

[11:07:07] DuckHunt DasBrain > Missed. [missed: -6 xp]

[11:07:09] DasBrain !bang

[11:07:09] wh_ !bang

[11:07:09] DuckHunt wh_ > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[11:07:09] DuckHunt DasBrain > Missed. [missed: -6 xp]

[11:07:10] DuckHunt wh_ > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[11:07:10] wh_ !bang

[11:07:10] DuckHunt Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[11:07:19] DasBrain !duckstats

[11:07:22] DuckHunt [Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 1.505s | average react. time: 50.747s | 1795 ducks (incl. 185 golden ducks) | 801 misses | 110 accidents | 447 empty shots | 60 wild shots | 2596 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 2 stray bullets from which 0 lethal, 2 ricocheted and 0 neutralized. [Inventory] [Inventory] [Inventory] Liability insur. / Life insur. / 4-leaf clover / Silencer

[11:07:34] DasBrain Get a silencer, wh_

[11:09:53] wh_ !shop silencer

[11:10:29] DuckHunt [Duck Hunt commands] !help, !bang, !reload, !shop, !topduck, !duckstats, !lastduck

[11:18:49] wh_ !shop 9

[11:18:50] DuckHunt wh_ > You equip your gun with a silencer in exchange for 5 xp points. Thanks to this equipment, you do not scare the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.

[11:21:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[11:21:05] DasBrain !bang

[11:21:06] DuckHunt DasBrain > Missed. [missed: -6 xp]

[11:21:07] DasBrain !bang

[11:21:07] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.446s, which makes you a total of 1796 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[11:36:50] wh_ !shop 23

[11:36:50] DuckHunt wh_ > You buy a mechanical duck in exchange for 50 xp points, then you program it to take off in exactly 10mn. Your purchase made you go back to level 5 (member of the Comitee Against Ducks).

[11:46:49] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[11:46:54] DasBrain !bang

[11:46:54] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/5

[11:46:56] DasBrain !reload

[11:46:56] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/5

[11:46:57] DasBrain !bang

[11:46:57] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the mechanical duck in 8.344s. This fake duck has been offered by wh_. \_X< *BZZzZzt*

[11:49:36] wh_ :)

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[12:15:04] h4 .luv dead_girl

[12:15:04] Yuzu h4 has increased dead_girl's reputation score to 35

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[12:18:21] DasBrain !bang

[12:18:21] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2mn21.076s, which makes you a total of 1798 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[12:18:21] DuckHunt DasBrain > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find some grease ! Jamming odds of your weapon are halved for 24h

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[12:51:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[12:53:53] Salvaje !bang

[12:53:53] DuckHunt Salvaje > Missed. [missed: -3 xp]

[12:53:55] DuckHunt Salvaje > Missed. [missed: -3 xp]

[12:53:55] Salvaje !bang

[12:53:56] Salvaje !bang

[12:53:56] DuckHunt Salvaje > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/7 | Chargers: 4/4

[12:53:58] Salvaje !reload

[12:53:58] DuckHunt Salvaje > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 7/7 | Chargers: 3/4

[12:53:59] Salvaje !bang

[12:53:59] DuckHunt Salvaje > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2mn59.477s, which makes you a total of 294 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

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[13:01:34] Number1Stunna good morning, friends

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[13:12:31] Icez hey

[13:12:34] Icez my brother

[13:18:39] wez acquaintances!!!!

[13:18:52] wez well, I'm off to bed, Happy Tuesday!

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[13:19:31] Basti .t en de acquaintance

[13:19:32] Internets [t] [from en] Bekanntschaft

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[13:21:13] ff [S] <sub> wb rizon

[13:27:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[13:27:06] DasBrain !bang

[13:27:07] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.584s, which makes you a total of 1799 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[13:38:10] wh_ wez: Good night

[13:46:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[13:46:39] DasBrain !bang

[13:46:39] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 38.983s, which makes you a total of 1800 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[13:46:39] DuckHunt DasBrain > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a hunting magazine. Reading it makes you gain 100 xp points ! [100 xp]

[13:46:47] DasBrain Great read!

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[14:38:03] DasBrain !bang

[14:38:04] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 2/5

[14:38:05] DasBrain !reload

[14:38:06] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 1/5

[14:38:06] DasBrain !bang

[14:38:07] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.66s, which makes you a total of 1801 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[14:38:07] DuckHunt DasBrain > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find explosive ammo ! Damage from your weapon is tripled for 24h.

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