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[07:59:10] h4 word

[20:30:22] h4 what?

[20:30:26] h4 then she leaves the channel

[20:30:30] h4 estupido

[20:36:48] h4 nvm

[20:36:50] h4 was by mistake

[20:37:19] h4 Hallöchen

[20:37:26] h4 kinda late but same to you

[20:38:48] h4 Santa gave me a blowjob

[20:39:02] h4 phew

[20:39:06] h4 dodged a bullet there

[20:39:13] h4 me talking about blowjobs

[20:39:15] h4 you being 5

[20:39:38] h4 Saudi-Arabia would like to interject

[20:40:39] h4 who's elcasey!??

[20:40:41] h4 jfc

[20:40:46] h4 it's like you never heard of secretlabs.com

[20:41:09] h4 he seems like it

[20:41:10] h4 sure

[20:41:12] h4 buuuut

[20:41:20] h4 that guy is actually involved in ClickOps

[20:41:40] h4 yes

[20:41:46] h4 he learns a lot from us

[20:41:53] h4 he currently is being trained by tors

[20:42:09] h4 elcasey currently puts white sticky stuff on roses

[20:42:13] h4 next step is giving them to people

[20:42:26] h4 she does know TorS though :D

[20:42:40] h4 secretlabs.com/secretsantaelcasey

[20:42:43] h4 get a new chair sushi-chan !

[20:42:52] h4 yes

[20:42:54] h4 to all of the above

[20:44:02] h4 sticky flour

[20:44:04] h4 sounds about right

[20:44:32] h4 ooooff!

[20:44:34] h4 he is into germans

[20:44:36] h4 :D

[20:44:44] h4 Peorth: can we get rid of Mikoolo again?

[20:44:50] h4 it is getting weird

[20:45:02] h4 so sushi

[20:45:04] h4 how's life?

[20:45:42] h4 WATEr

[20:45:44] h4 IS

[20:45:46] h4 NOT

[20:45:48] h4 WET

[20:45:50] h4 stuff that touches water becomes wet

[20:45:53] h4 water itself IS NOT WET

[20:46:10] h4 .k elcasey MICROAGGRESSION

[20:46:23] h4 :D

[20:46:43] h4 that is quite freewifiric

[20:46:50] h4 shit

[20:46:55] h4 freewifirific

[20:46:57] h4 there we go

[20:47:12] h4 h4rific

[20:47:16] h4 looks like horrific

[20:47:18] h4 I'll take it

[20:47:39] h4 Freifunk

[20:47:43] h4 if he becomes german

[20:47:56] h4 you got a nice ass

[20:48:06] h4 ^elcasey

[20:48:24] h4 sushi-chan between us

[20:48:27] h4 I think freewifi wants something

[20:48:31] h4 he is acting mighty weird

[20:48:35] h4 around you

[20:48:37] h4 dunno

[20:48:41] h4 if he had his camera on

[20:48:43] h4 he might be blushing

[20:48:51] h4 freewifi: :*

[20:48:53] h4 take this

[20:49:02] h4 here comes another one!!! :{}

[20:49:11] h4 elcasey: s/camm/cumm/

[20:49:13] h4 D:

[20:49:17] h4 great timing!!

[20:49:48] h4 /r/killthecameraman

[20:50:04] h4 !bang

[20:50:06] h4 !reload

[20:50:08] h4 !bang

[20:50:10] h4 !reload

[20:50:12] h4 !bang

[20:50:14] h4 !reload

[20:50:16] h4 !bang

[20:50:18] h4 !reload

[20:50:20] h4 !bang

[20:50:22] h4 who got it?

[20:50:24] h4 !reload

[20:50:40] h4 thx

[20:50:43] h4 call me jesus if you prefer

[20:50:57] h4 sushi-chan: sure is

[20:51:46] h4 :(

[20:51:48] h4 I'm not old

[20:51:51] h4 :'(

[20:52:11] h4 IT'S A TRAP!

[20:52:15] h4 ALARM! ALARM!

[20:52:35] h4 wez: and allahu akhbar to you too my friend!

[20:52:46] h4 where'd freewifi go?

[20:52:52] h4 you scared him off sushi-chan

[20:52:56] h4 oh hi

[20:53:03] h4 D:

[20:53:10] h4 wez: inshallahclothing.com

[20:53:15] h4 get yourself a great inshallah jacket!

[20:53:21] h4 alhmadulilah they are great!

[20:53:33] h4 he knows where you live now

[20:53:36] h4 Basti is actually austrian

[20:53:38] h4 and he has a basement

[20:53:44] h4 it is currently empty too

[20:53:58] h4 wez: oh you think I'm joking?

[20:54:04] h4 inshallahclothing.com is a thing

[20:54:21] h4 who's a banger now?

[20:54:38] h4 wow Basti du alte Mundnutte ey

[20:54:46] h4 bist in #german, was immer das für ein Dulli-Channel ist

[20:54:49] h4 aber nicht in #ireland

[20:54:53] h4 wo die eigentlichen Deutschen sind

[20:54:56] h4 was zum Fick?

[20:55:32] h4 "Basti im Bad"

[20:55:46] h4 Basti: join #ireland if you're german

[20:55:50] h4 and check the topic of the channel :D

[20:56:08] h4 dude ofc

[20:56:12] h4 I got +q :D

[20:56:28] h4 sushi-chan: it'S a coloured vhost and he was in #xmas

[20:58:22] h4 so rude :(

[20:59:07] h4 yes

[20:59:10] h4 he is known as MrsClaus now

[20:59:26] h4 he was on the jitsi a couple of times

[20:59:29] h4 nice long hair

[20:59:32] h4 womanly face

[20:59:38] h4 better looking than some of the females here too

[20:59:43] h4 now he's embracing it

[21:00:22] h4 sushi-chan: you can be fucked

[21:00:49] h4 oh

[21:00:52] h4 sorry to hear that

[21:01:27] h4 D:

[21:01:32] h4 but what about Mary?

[21:01:34] h4 Virgin my ass

[21:01:37] h4 gave birth to a child

[21:02:36] h4 I haven't had intercourse in years

[21:02:38] h4 am I a virgin?

[21:02:46] h4 nice

[21:03:09] h4 that should raise my value on the market

[21:04:23] h4 Vorsicht

[21:04:52] h4 .u hak-tui

[21:05:00] h4 HAWK TUAH

[21:05:46] h4 parlez vous francais?

[21:06:01] h4 Kernseife

[21:06:04] h4 works every time

[21:06:19] h4 :D

[21:06:26] h4 oh wait

[21:06:30] h4 s/:D/:(/

[21:06:42] h4 listen and repeat

[21:06:45] h4 "no he full is"

[21:07:09] h4 is that a fact?

[21:07:24] h4 rip :(

[21:07:36] h4 I mean if this channel is full of unfucked losers like us

[21:07:39] h4 why not organize an orgy?

[21:08:04] h4 Basti: poor sushi...probably the only female lol

[21:08:16] h4 sushi-chan: dig this

[21:08:21] h4 you can have intercourse without getting AIDS

[21:08:23] h4 D:

[21:08:28] h4 *\o/*

[21:08:41] h4 Nasenfahrrad :D

[21:08:43] h4 love it

[21:08:49] h4 haven't heard that in decades

[21:08:56] h4 yes

[21:09:08] h4 miep: from cutting yourself while cutting up chimps, right?

[21:09:10] h4 right?

[21:09:14] h4 or needles

[21:09:16] h4 D:

[21:09:22] h4 it sure is

[21:09:35] h4 elcasey: you know almost every city has a "Fernsehturm" which just sent out the signals

[21:09:44] h4 as a child I always thought people sat on these towers to watch T V

[21:09:46] h4 *TV

[21:09:57] h4 I always wondered how I can go up there to watch some tv

[21:10:06] h4 in my defense

[21:10:16] h4 the one in berlin actually had a restaurant too

[21:10:37] h4 yo ass!

[21:10:53] h4 ...

[21:10:56] h4 why tell me that?

[21:11:08] h4 my former girls did not smell when they had their period

[21:11:16] h4 then again getting close to them was kinda dangerous

[21:11:48] h4 bicycle?

[21:12:09] h4 elcasey: there is no escape

[21:12:15] h4 you're part of this conversation now

[21:13:07] h4 sushi-chan: the ashes become activated and will quickly fly back to their homeplanet

[21:14:07] h4 MICRO AGGRESSIONS

[21:14:09] h4 HIT HIM

[21:14:58] h4 elcasey: well we're kinda stupid

[21:15:04] h4 it will be funny for another 10 years

[21:15:09] h4 even if we're the only ones giggling at it

[21:16:00] h4 elcasey: we sure are

[21:16:08] h4 lets just do a cirlcjerk and enjoy ourselves

[21:16:10] h4 fuck that noise

[21:16:20] h4 great english h4

[21:16:25] h4 CIRCLEJERK

[21:16:36] h4 I will absolutely pet the penguin

[21:16:41] h4 penguins are just the cutest

[21:16:49] h4 elcasey will find a way out of the elevator

[21:16:56] h4 and I will keep the penguin entertained

[21:17:10] h4 see? He already comforted one

[21:17:14] h4 I'm on penguin duty

[21:17:24] h4 :'(

[21:17:31] h4 I will tear elcasey apart in that case

[21:17:36] h4 and just claim self-defense

[21:17:55] h4 später Basti o/

[21:18:07] h4 MICRO AGGRESSIONS

[21:18:09] h4 you just assumed his day

[21:18:11] h4 :D

[21:18:16] h4 ⁵ elcasey

[21:18:27] h4 :O

[21:18:29] h4 MICRO AGGRESSIONS

[21:18:31] h4 HIT ME

[21:18:40] h4 lol elcasey

[21:20:14] h4 HelderHeid: south part of argentina too

[21:20:19] h4 some penguins migrate there

[21:20:25] h4 oh

[21:20:27] h4 nvm

[21:20:29] h4 :D

[21:20:42] h4 I answered after the "africa and new zealand" part :x

[21:21:13] h4 sushi-chan: volcano??

[21:21:16] h4 oh hell naaaaaaw!

[21:21:43] h4 ye but volcano is "melting stone hot"

[21:22:02] h4 while earth after climate change will just be "lol have fun surviving hot"

[21:22:13] h4 ^

[21:22:20] h4 snow always wins

[21:23:10] h4 sushi-chan: 282722662 billion years?

[21:23:12] h4 pff

[21:23:18] h4 universe will have expanded by then

[21:23:23] h4 we'll be long gone and so is the sun

[21:23:31] h4 there will probably have been a couple of other stars and black holes in the meanwhile

[21:23:56] h4 yes very much

[21:24:05] h4 UrANUS does not have nearly enough mess to be a black hole

[21:24:07] h4 despite it being huge

[21:24:10] h4 *mass

[21:24:23] h4 :D

[21:24:27] h4 unintentional though

[21:26:42] h4 sushi-chan: might as well smoke one yourself

[21:27:05] h4 sushi-chan: never too late to start

[21:28:34] h4 sushi-chan: eh?

[21:28:45] h4 elcasey: don't gag, eh?

[21:28:56] h4 there is only one person who can judge if she became a canoock

[21:29:01] h4 we need dr_dick

[21:29:49] h4 HelderHeid: is he though?

[21:29:54] h4 what happened to wildting the first?

[21:29:57] h4 we don't know

[21:31:05] h4 sushi-chan: pff!

[21:31:13] h4 there are plenty of more boring things

[21:31:17] h4 ever worked for the german government?

[21:32:29] h4 hitler did not work for the government

[21:32:32] h4 hitler worked for the german people

[21:32:34] h4 !!

[21:32:50] h4 said the american to the european

[21:33:51] h4 I've seen pictures of disney land

[21:34:12] h4 oh

[21:34:15] h4 disney park?

[21:34:18] h4 disney world?

[21:34:39] h4 sushi-chan: what is the joke?

[21:34:44] h4 out of funny material?

[21:35:00] h4 look at elcasey going to Disneyland every week

[21:35:06] h4 fucking Floridiots, amirite?

[21:35:11] h4 !bang

[21:35:20] h4 D:

[21:36:46] h4 MICRO AGGRESSIONS

[21:37:01] h4 sushi-chan: hi pathetic

[21:37:14] h4 !bang

[21:37:16] h4 !reload

[21:37:18] h4 !bang

[21:37:20] h4 !bang

[21:37:22] h4 !reload

[21:37:24] h4 !bang

[21:37:26] h4 !reload

[21:37:28] h4 !bang

[21:37:30] h4 !reload

[21:37:32] h4 !bang

[21:37:34] h4 !bang

[21:37:36] h4 !reload

[21:37:38] h4 !bang

[21:37:40] h4 !reload

[21:37:42] h4 !bang

[21:37:44] h4 !reload

[21:37:46] h4 !bang

[21:37:48] h4 !reload

[21:37:50] h4 did I get it? :D

[21:37:52] h4 sushi-chan: have you tried banging along?

[21:37:54] h4 !shop 16 freewifi

[21:38:59] h4 D:

[21:39:05] h4 me?

[21:39:20] h4 !!

[21:39:29] h4 .quote random

[21:39:36] h4 oh the bet

[21:39:38] h4 *best

[21:40:10] h4 lol

[21:40:16] h4 sushi-chan: yes

[21:40:18] h4 have you?

[21:40:25] h4 wildting2: oh have fun :D

[21:40:32] h4 sure

[21:40:38] h4 these Pusteblumen

[21:40:41] h4 .t de en pusteblume

[21:40:45] h4 you try to shoot at it

[21:40:50] h4 and get the things to fly off

[21:40:59] h4 the train itself?

[21:41:09] h4 ancient

[21:41:16] h4 D:

[21:41:19] h4 oh wow freewifi

[21:41:25] h4 sushi-chan: see that's why he was blushing earlier

[21:41:32] h4 I think he really likes you sushi-chan ;)

[21:41:46] h4 sushi-chan: don't be afraid

[21:41:48] h4 I know bob personally

[21:41:51] h4 he is a very nice person

[21:41:55] h4 very quiet

[21:42:01] h4 have never seen him lose his shit

[21:42:14] h4 sex obsessed you said?

[21:42:17] h4 go freewifi!

[21:42:20] h4 so happy for the guy now

[21:42:53] h4 what?

[21:42:56] h4 everybody likes sex

[21:43:40] h4 that's a stupid quesiton sushi-chan

[21:43:46] h4 virgins are people who haven't had intercourse

[21:43:58] h4 asexuals are people who are not interested in having intercourse

[21:44:10] h4 buuut

[21:44:18] h4 maybe your prince charming hasn#t been around yet

[21:45:50] h4 sushi-chan: asexuals could have been raped too

[21:45:56] h4 that would de-virginize them

[21:46:17] h4 I was drunk af at some point and still had intercourse

[21:46:20] h4 does that count as being raped?

[21:46:48] h4 elcasey: lol

[21:46:52] h4 sushi-chan: can be

[21:46:55] h4 no

[21:47:18] h4 sushi-chan: only if you're computertech

[21:47:32] h4 sex is absolutely great

[21:47:38] h4 or can be

[21:47:50] h4 you'd be an idiot if you managed to do that

[21:48:09] h4 the probability of achieving that while having protection

[21:48:17] h4 is about as high as getting cancer from staring at a cigarette

[21:48:30] h4 elcasey: that's just nasty behaviour

[21:48:48] h4 sushi-chan: yes

[21:49:30] h4 I mean this is irc

[21:49:34] h4 and #computertech to top it all off

[21:49:39] h4 if you run around acting dumb

[21:49:44] h4 you'd just be normal

[21:49:46] h4 :D

[21:50:27] h4 oh dear

[21:50:29] h4 not that guy

[21:50:35] h4 orgasm \o/

[21:51:01] h4 you'd be surprised lol

[21:51:10] h4 it depends on who you try to fool

[21:51:18] h4 dumb people can act smart around other dumb people

[21:51:41] h4 couple of examples come to mind lol

[21:51:59] h4 you know these people that act all smart about something until someone comes around who actually knows better? :D

[21:52:19] h4 that's rude

[21:53:05] h4 I, as a german, don't think too highly of french people

[21:53:47] h4 yes

[21:53:53] h4 Interner Reichs Chat

[21:54:19] h4 lol

[21:54:35] h4 elcasey: people who shared swing music would get into camps

[21:54:50] h4 we're having a circle jerk

[21:54:55] h4 you get to keep the cookie if you loose

[21:55:03] h4 as usual

[21:55:12] h4 freewifi is just daydreaming about this french girl he met

[21:55:37] h4 sushi-chan: horrible

[21:56:12] h4 oh damn it sushi-chan

[21:56:15] h4 you got into my head

[21:56:21] h4 I made a horrible joke with Mikoolo on jitsi

[21:56:29] h4 it was so horrible neither of us laughed

[21:57:53] h4 yeah

[21:57:59] h4 holla if you need the link sushi-chan

[21:59:20] h4 she sounds like a fun time

[21:59:24] h4 she'll come when you least expect it

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