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Thursday, February 19, 2026

[16:33:09] + Syndus Did you guys know deadly has weird webbed fish feet?

[16:34:03] + Syndus And is classified as a group 1 carcinogen

[16:34:21] + Syndus Like a bacon scotch cigarette

[16:34:31] + Syndus Lol

[16:34:48] + Syndus Fuckin snow

[16:42:40] + Syndus Why salami ree

[16:43:26] + Syndus I bet you have a really huge fucking processed me tube in your pants

[16:43:32] + Syndus Meat*

[16:43:55] + Syndus I'm going to bring you around on the holidays to put on my crackers

[16:44:05] + Syndus My family is going to take turns passing you around the room and putting you in their mouth

[16:44:25] + Syndus The only liquor license I need is the one to blow them away with a shotgun when they crawl on the ceiling above me

[16:44:30] + Syndus Licker*

[16:52:29] + Syndus ysalamiri: you any good with names?

[16:52:53] + Syndus I've been working on these https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/haqWLYDd/1000006473.png

[17:08:41] + Syndus Ofc

[17:08:48] + Syndus I get wishes this way!

[17:12:37] + Syndus Why can't you just have normal names for just normal shit instead of wibbly wobbly Yankee yank to the stepping Shire

[17:13:25] + Syndus My frumpy do crumpet wombled the whippersham

[17:13:34] + Syndus With your Loo

[17:13:47] + Syndus I haven't watched that show in years

[17:14:05] + Syndus Call me son again and I'll pluck out your pubes

[17:14:19] + Syndus Lol

[17:14:25] + Syndus Sup

[17:15:47] + Syndus At least I'm creative enough to invent slander where you would apply appropriation with mine

[17:15:50] + Syndus Like it's a fucking lipstick

[17:15:53] + Syndus Lol

[17:17:53] + Syndus I use nonce

[17:18:02] + Syndus When ppl don't

[17:19:06] + Syndus Or the affectionate term fuckin doughnut or donkey

[17:20:30] + Syndus ysalamiri: have you ever pulled the equivalent of link and breath of the wild trying to pull out an arrow shot and exploding it all over his face

[17:21:27] + Syndus Bomb shot

[17:21:45] + Syndus Yeah you read the wrong way into that one never mind dude

[17:24:08] + Syndus Okay like link is about to pull out a bomb shot arrow and he explodes it right in his face instead of what he was aiming it at and then he slumps on the ground on fire

[17:25:05] + Syndus It would be like pulling out a box of cereal from the cupboard but the whole bottom gives way before you can even set it down and dumps all over you and the floor

[17:25:18] + Syndus And then you go to take a shower and you twist on the hot faucet in the shower head just blows clean off

[17:25:22] + Syndus ....

[17:25:35] + Syndus And the*

[17:25:44] + Syndus No that's my version of a fucking stupid day

[17:26:06] + Syndus Like you know what's going so wrong but if you were to head to the bar at the end of the night you could probably take home a horny fat chick if you wanted

[17:26:21] + Syndus That kind of luck

[17:26:28] + Syndus There's nothing to tell you can use your imagination

[17:27:24] + Syndus I'm older

[17:27:38] + Syndus Then y

[17:28:05] + Syndus Bc ur drunk, put down the mannequin and go home

[17:28:23] + Syndus Lol

[17:28:35] + Syndus You have a tiny Santa Claus

[17:29:09] + Syndus Yup

[17:29:56] + Syndus I've still got quotes on this server old enough to fuck and vote

[17:31:05] + Syndus Actually now that I think about it breath of the wild was good for something else that was hilarious and that's instilling the thought or scenario of someone being pummeled with arrows from a distance out of context

[17:31:53] + Syndus Like someone lays dying and then their last gasping breast they tell the person holding them their last words and before they can finish their sentence and arrow comes in thwoop.....fwoootgeoopfwoop............fweoooeooooop

[17:32:12] + Syndus Breaths * lol

[17:32:58] + Syndus "tell my brother-I..." THWOOP!

[17:44:37] + Syndus ysalamiri: do you confirm or deny the allegations that you have a very poopy butt

[17:49:32] + Syndus No ya sick ticket

[17:50:12] + Syndus In fact I think the last form of entertainment in which I mentioned out loud that "once he's done with all of this shit she better let him fuck her in the ass" was the kingsman

[17:50:17] + Syndus Or part two I forget which

[17:50:19] + Syndus Lol

[17:50:34] + Syndus Ikr

[17:50:35] + Syndus Lol

[17:51:20] + Syndus Gonna go pick up a puppy in a bit

[17:51:27] + Syndus 😁

[17:51:56] + Syndus Not mine, just babysitting

[17:52:03] + Syndus It loves me

[17:52:22] + Syndus I'm prob going to take him when they move

[17:53:15] + Syndus Actually I've got a question concerning people over there from like 2005 and up

[17:53:34] + Syndus Did you all ever check out Rose Tyler's ass in Doctor who and think man that is an awesome ghetto booty cuz that's what we call him here

[17:53:38] + Syndus Them here*

[17:54:32] + Syndus I found out there was a company for a second there that actually got a cease and desist but all they ever did was find people that just looked like the Doctor who companions and cast them in porn

[17:54:36] + Syndus Lol

[17:54:47] + Syndus I can successfully tell you without a doubt which one looks like Clara Oswald

[17:54:51] + Syndus XD

[17:55:31] + Syndus Jewel Styles

[17:55:54] + Syndus Consider that wank crossed off

[17:56:38] + Syndus Billie Piper still my favorite

[18:01:04] + Syndus Nothing cringey no, I just wanted to fuck her

[18:01:11] + Syndus Lol

[18:05:17] + Syndus I keep seeing animals interrupting times on the Winter Olympics

[18:05:25] + Syndus Like wolf dogs and marmots

[18:05:42] + Syndus Oh! I just remembered something important

[18:05:45] + Syndus Hold on let me go find it

[18:13:28] + Syndus Nvm they deleted it

[18:13:31] + Syndus Damn it

[18:14:17] + Syndus So damn disappointed

[19:13:52] + Syndus i did the food thing https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/mvlmLfBR/1000006476.jpg

[19:14:57] + Syndus Jasmine Rice, pan grilled chicken, veggie

[19:15:11] + Syndus Nothing special just staples

[19:19:20] + Syndus I am sir

[19:19:29] + Syndus Also allo Raya

[19:19:54] + Syndus You want this cake?

[19:20:10] + Syndus Tadaaaaaaaa!

[19:20:52] + Syndus Mmm bulk buying jasmine rice was a good decision

[19:21:07] + Syndus That's not a person

[19:21:26] + Syndus You're not a person

[19:21:33] + Syndus I'm not a person

[19:21:49] + Syndus Papa!

[19:22:12] + Syndus https://media.tenor.com/VSVgvXZxoEYAAAAM/cowboy-bebop-bebop.gif

[19:24:11] + Syndus Or just always asked someone bc of his stuffy nose?

[19:24:25] + Syndus Do you think The Rock ever smelled his own cooking?

[19:28:29] + Syndus Some of my messages come out of order when I'm wandering in and out of Wi-Fi

[19:28:32] + Syndus Raya

[19:29:00] + Syndus I had someone once argue that I should just get a znc, to whichever played why would I be so fucking desperate to talk to your stupid ass everyday when I could just knock on your door whenever I feel like it

[19:29:24] + Syndus 😁

[19:29:54] + Syndus No just some random dude on IRC

[19:29:57] + Syndus Lol

[19:30:22] + Syndus It might as well be though it's all one planet

[19:30:33] + Syndus And I'm not famous enough to start singing One world

[19:30:36] + Syndus Lol

[19:30:40] + Syndus I'm just old enough to remember it

[19:46:47] + Syndus Yup

[19:52:52] + Syndus Remember ppl, when you bury a dead body, put an endangered plant on top of it. That way they are less likely to dig it up.

[19:54:02] + Syndus https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/RWsBoxSn/1000006478.gif

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